How do I effectively destroy her?
>>24983217
With your cock
>>24983217
seems pretty destroyed already desu f4m
>>24983217
>girls under 200 are my weakness
#stopheightshaming
#betauprising
I don't think you can do anything worse to her than what God did.
>>24983217
Rape her in a clown suit
>>24983217
Let retarded fatty be retarded fatty. She will never get chad, that's punishment enough.
>>24983217
20 years old and looks like 40 wtf
She could look ok if she lost 100 kg
>>24983217
You mind your own business and move on with life.
>>24983217
Put on a clown costume and show her your snake (^;
I love when people say they couldn't live without Netflix. It's like tacking a giant sign to your head that says "I'm boring"
Idk about you guys but a love of Netflix is a huge red flag to me
>>24983217
I don't get it. Other than the fatness and Chris Brown, what's wrong here?
>>24983217
Send her a picture of a snake wearing clown makeup
>"Food is my life. Oh, and Jesus."
Full retard mode. I'm sure there are classier women out there, OP. Just keep swiping.
She wants Chad...
Tell her that Chris Brown is your idol and you'd love to roleplay with her
Its chads account btw
>>24983326
Yes, but it's a normalfag thing to say because Netflix/streaming is still 'new and edgy' and they can sound smart compared to the poor saps that get fucked by cable.
Like, you didn't see dating profiles in the past that had 'watching TV' as a hobby. This shit will pass soon.
>I love hanging out with friends
>Netflix is my best friend
>>24983417
Whatever happened to self respect?
>>24983417
Good thing I've got a 5 inch monster ready to plow right through your fat arse cheeks
>>24983440
shes a fucking fatty what do you expect desu senpai
>>24983417
>still using my profile pictures
>>24983217
Show her a mirror
jesus every girl's tinder profile is the same with slight variations. do they not realize this? women have no individuality
>>24983217
>Fat "Muh Jesus" girl with no personality wanting someone above her level
She looks like she's had a meth addiction for 5 years
>>24983417
God instantly went out the window.
I hate people.
>>24983277
This, plus dubs don't lie
Pls do this OP
>>24983511
>implying every women's personality isn't the same with slight variations
>>24983217
Holy shit I would be her Chad if I was a man
>tall
>dark brown hair
>blue eyes
>tfw female
Nah jk she isn't my type
>>24983217
Good God. That is some bottom-of-the-barrel shite right there.
>le Netflix xD
>bae
>fat as fuck
>Looks twice her age
>muh walks on the beach
>ugly as sin and wants handsome guys
Honestly this shit is depressing. Imagine knowing this is all you could get, while qt.pies roam free.
>>24983417
>>24983440
Self respect immediately goes out the window when Chad's involved.
>>24983528
top kek
i noticed this too
This sounded like a good idea
>>24983589
Is Religion just a buzzword at this point? What do these stupid white whores think it fucking means?
>>24983417
>"God and my family mean everything to me"
Alright then.
>>24983528
Are you implying god doesn't love to fuck? He fucked Mary and keked her husband you know. He's like the ultimate Chad.
>>24983511
Not true m8. Watch as a woman's likes and interests change based on whichever guy she wants to fuck. Women are personality leeches.
>>24983476
I missed you senpai, where have you been?
Please start making tinder troll threads again
>>24983614
Try to get her to blaspheme her religion. Try to get her to say "Hail Satan" or say you'll only fuck her if she'll piss on a crucifix.
>>24983520
I thought tweekers were supposed to be skinny.But you're kind of right, the first place women lose weight when they're on meth is the tits.
>>24983614
MAX KEK
Post reply
>>24983308
Back2tumblr
>>24983614
Red to yellow, kill a fellow
Me? I'd turn into a snake clown with spiderlegs, and hide behind her bookshelves.
>>24983476
You're tinder threads were the best f.a.m
>>24983768
>you are tinder threads
H-he is what
>>24983724
thankyou
>>24983788
I'm usually really good with grammer Anon, I swear.
>>24983825
grammar*
>>24983217
>Chris Brown is bae
>>24983217
#triggered
#shortshaming
She looks familiar. I knew an Erika who looked like her. The age is off though
Also this
>>24983693
>>24983848
I think that was a b8 but I'm not sure
>>24983476
Fucking based catfish anon
Pls start the tinder threads again
I made a chad account a few months back. Took me about 2 days to fully lose every scrap of hope I was desperately clinging to.
Women are remarkably terrible and everything they say is a fucking lie.
>>24983326
It seems weird that "Netflix" specifically is listed as a hobby as opposed to "movies" It makes them like a shut in.
I would list "movies" as a hobby because me and my wife see 1 or 2 a week at the theater, not sure if that's better or worse.
>>24983326
Girls can allow themselves to be super boring, it's completely irrelevant.
>>24983983
I watch 1 film a day
>>24983417
imagine if a robot said that
>>24984119
>implying a robot would even get the opportunity
>>24983326
This (fuck you 2-seconds mute bot)
Fuck the gay ass robast
>>24984289
She tried that adventure bullshit on me elemayoh
>>24984301
Not putting my name out on 4chan desu family
>>24984311
Post profile pic
>>24984311
>>24984301
>>24984289
damn bro. How the fuck can you not recognize that's a throwaway troll account?
One of the first things you learn when trolling bitches on dating apps/websites is when you yourself are being trolled.
You stupid nigga
>>24984395
>being so beta you can't even believe a women would accept to have sex
>>24984311
blacksburg? virginia tech senpai ayyyy
>>24983217
>women lists her preferences as if anyone is expected to care
Anyone else bothered by this? Seems like they just want to be simultaneously lazy and demanding when it comes to profiles. List out a bunch of qualifications, provide no value to most conversations even if you swipe right on a guy. I won't even get into how she wants really good looking men despite probably not being very attractive herself (and I don't just mean how she looks either)
>>24983217
I dunno with a sledgehammer?
>>24983217
Dress up as clown and shoot her dog.
Then rape her with a snake.
>>24984496
My nigga. What year are you?
Sophomore BC major reporting in
>>24983440
That doesn't exist.
It's called honesty.
>>24984635
freshman ERM major here. how are finals treating you
>>24983217
The sad thing is I'd be attracted to her if she didn't sound so bland and entitled. I could easily love a girl like her if we got along well but I'm not a dark tall guy with blue eyes so she'd never be happy being with me.
>>24984714
Just took a final. 5 more to go. Just kill me now senpai, I wanna go HOME
>>24984799
i thought this was home familia? jfc i would die if i had 6 finals. i got both of mine done on friday
>>24984847
Haha true, I meant to say my second home. And you're very lucky. Thankfully, I'll be done with all my finals on Wednesday (not counting my online final), so tomorrow and Wednesday will be hell.
>>24983217
she looks way older then 20 jesus christ f.a.m.
>>24983440
these threads are 90% fake
>>24983217
I recommend you stop being a whiny cunt and get on with your life.
>>24986465
>whiny
Sure thing landwhale
Some one has high standards
>>24983983
>$11 for a liter of vodka in the soviet union
That's how I know this picture us bullshit. The soviets made sure that vodka was dirt cheap in order to keep the masses happy.
>>24986686
Vodka is cheaper than bottled water in Russia right now.
>>24983326
I couldn't live without 4chan :^)
>>24986490
That went too far with the last one. Goodbye, plausibility.
>>24987475
>clown with a snake dick
>plausible
She's flustered guys
>>24983217
>boring phobias
>boring "hobbies"
>"looking for my prince charming"
>those horrible attempts at humor
>that coalburning
This is damn near as Red Flag as a girl can get, short of dying her hair purple and telling me to check my privilege.
I mean im not even that /r9k/, I dont hate women, but
>that fat fucking ogre
>tall, blue eyes, dark hair is what I want !
AHAHAHAHHAHA you don't even need to say shit, she knows man
>>24988030
i..i think you took it too far
>>24984939
haha your college got shot up faggot
>>24983417
>15 minutes
kek
>>24988131
If that was too far, I don't even know what you think of this
>>24983278
That's the fault of the patriarchy. She's entitled to a Chad boyfriend like every other strong, independent womyn.
>>24988318
baka OP u havent really been funny and just being a dick... sad
>>24983217
Sodomize her with a snake while dressed up as a clown
>>24988476
Stay mad, roastie sympathizer. They'll never fuck you no matter how much defend them you pathetic faggot
>>24988318
Bit mean desu
>>24988318
>You wanna suck my snake dick or what?
>>24988476
>>24988718
don't listen to these triggered women
>>24988318
10/10 anon
keked hard
>>24988318
oh, god
Imagine her crying right now, tears running down her fat face when she got absolutely BTFO by Chad and she probably actually thought she had a chance, since OP is probably the 1st attractive guy who messaged her
>>24983217
Is it just me or do those arms look really fucking short?
I don't think she could even reach her cunt
>>24983268
God did not make that landwhale keep eating.
>>24983616
Yes.
Also it's not true retard.
>>24988318
bit harsh mate
>all these women and keks defending the whale
Kill yourselves
>>24988318
You didn't even play with her. You just sperged out. Shit thread desu, someone who's not autistic please do this.
Bump
Post more results OP
>>24983217
Just reminder that she's fat and smells like cheese
>>24984311
>>24984301
>>24984289
im almost 26. am i too old for tinder?
all this fucking "lol im so quriky" flirting shit is disgusting to me
>>24990957
if youre attractive, no. if youre unattractive, you were never gonna get any
>>24988318
premium keks, m8
shit on her for being a heightist if she bitches back
