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Who's going to see this?
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Who isn't going to see it?
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Starwars:the kekening continues.
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I don't intend on seeing it. Star Wars has never really impressed me.
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i bought my tickets weeks ago, there were even cards for the midnight premiere still available but we decided against that.
i saw episode one in a midnight show back then, it was cool with several vader, trooper and bobba cosplayers.
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>>24982593
I haven't even seen the originals
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>>24982637
me becuase star wars is for literal manchildren
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Nah. Another mass shooting is pretty much guaranteed to happen somewhere. I don't even like SW that much.
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>>24982593
eh, I'll just torrent it

don't want to have to worry about getting caught by my local movie theater's no singles policy
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Ill watch it when it comes to netflix
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>>24982593
>going to the cinema
fuck off normie reee
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>>24982593
I plan on seeing it, but not right away though. Theaters are going to be packed with
>normies
>neckbeard fanboys
>screaming kids
during the first weekend or so of release, going to be pure cancer. Might escape from family Xmas party early and see it then
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>>24982593
Me and my wife's son are going
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>>24982728
This. I haven't been to the cinema since my parents took me as a child.
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>>24982668
I'm a manchild and I'm not going to see it
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Anyone who is excited for this is literally underaged.

We all remember the hype around Episode I and we all vowed to never make that mistake again.
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>>24982761
gawd damn those are some nice seats tbqh

thats plush

i wish we had that theather thats in america that serves crab legs and pizza.

seems awesome

>foreever sneaking in nibs and smarties in my purse in the theather
fuck that noise paying 5 dollars for nibs
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>>24982765
>Me and my wife's son are going

Looking after another man's kid, anon? You're literally a kekold.
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>>24982713
>no singles policy

Where did this meme originate, /tv/?
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>>24982593
When I go back to the U.K. in a few days I will. Currently on business in the U.S. and I'm pretty sure there's going to be multiple cinema shootings.
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>>24982765
kek alert! kek alert!
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>>24982765
CC UU CC KK
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>>24982593
Han solo dies in the force awakening
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>>24982765
Star Keks: Tyrone Awakens
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>>24982668
no one cares how mature you are you baby boomer wannabe fag
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>>24982593
>Who's going to see this?

No, not paying to watch it because of the nigger.
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>>24982765
>Me and my wife's son are going

How is Tyrone Jr?
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>>24982890
>because of the nigger.
I mean, darth vader was voiced by James earl Jones
did you not watch any of the original trilogy too?
or did you watch it and found out that one of the iconic characters was voiced by a blackman and disowned it after?
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>>24982890
dat butthurt
>he doesn't remember Lando or mace dindu
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Star Wars follows the anakin -> Luke skywalker. If they're not the main focus of the movie, I don't give a shit
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>>24982862
Millenial here. I'm not going to see it. You faggots should have grown out it before going into middle school.
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>>24982942
>>24982943
not him but the reason I'm not going to see it is because the director said he didn't want white men playing as the main characters when he was casting the roles, I wouldn't mind a black main character, but not when it's forced just because the director wants to promote muh diversity shit
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>>24983014
but thats how james earl jones got the job too,
so are you going to disown the original trilogy or not?
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>white female lead whose weapon looks like a black dick
>love interest is a nigger
>villain has a cross lightsaber and his acomplices are all blond
>directed by a jew

HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
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Yea I am, I'm not a fanboy, but I loved the prequels so much, I don't feel that way about many other movies. The whole music with the environments, you just have to admit its unique.

I don't really give a fuck about the OT though
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>>24983062
o u so funnay
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I'm more excited for The Revenant to be honest sempai.
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>>24983006
>baby boomer wannabe

^that's what you are, right there
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>>24983081
I'm being serious, the prequels are great, except for Jar-Jar, but I love Anakin and Padme and Obi-wan.
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>>24983033
Not him, but that's bullshit and you know it, he was already an established actor, and they wanted a good voice for Vader.
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>>24983035
>hur le jews

Fuck off /pol/
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>>24983105
How can anyone who isn't suffering from downs say this after the Red Letter Media reviews?
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i dont even like star wars but im going to see it just to say i did

i thought that's what everyone was doing??
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>>24983138
>facts I don't like are /pol/ and thus bounced off of my brain
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>>24982593
Hahahahahaahahahahhahaha no
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>>24983139
I have no fucking clue what those are, because I'm not a fanboy
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i will not be seeing this picture.
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>>24983138
>Fuck off /pol/

Intentionally had a black male lead and white female love interest. The director is a Jew. Why do you think this is anything but an attack on the white race?
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>>24983132
>Not him, but that's bullshit and you know it
I saw the documentary where they straight up admit it
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>>24983139
How can anyone who isn't suffering from downs, be judgemental toward another opinion, when is own is solely based in some guys review?
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>>24982593
From what I understand from reading about the movie in /pol/ threads, it's going to be like blacked.com, but on the big screen

Is it reasonable for me to expect such a thing? Would love to see some interracial on the big screen. Imagine all the white girls in the theaters getting turned on by the sex scenes on screen, then suddenly start fucking with black guys around you

all movie theaters around the world will then be unofficial interracial breeding grounds
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>>24983177
Show it then.
Makes no sense having a black guy in a movie for diversity, and not even having him appear, if they really wanted that, they should've given him a role with more exposure.
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>>24983202
>tfw you will never have an above average penis
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>>24983214
>Show it then.
if I did would you either :
Disown the original trilogy
or
Not think the mc of the new one being black is a big deal?

cause im not going to try to track down the free stream of the documentary and spent like an hour watching it to find the spot only for you to say it doesn't count.
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>Movies being marketed as a religious experience.
That's gross nigga. Control yourself.
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>>24983202
there's absolutely no romantic tension between Rey and Finn throughout the entire film. Rey treats Finn as an annoyance and briefly shows genuine concern for him only when he is fatally injured
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>>24983288
>there's absolutely no romantic tension between Rey and Finn throughout the entire film. Rey treats Finn as an annoyance and briefly shows genuine concern for him only when he is fatally injured

The first movie of many
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>>24983288
Then why is /pol/ getting so buttblasted about it? They treat it like it's going to be blacked.com on the big screen
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>>24983322
>Then why is /pol/ getting so buttblasted about it?
they have become a mirror images of SJWs
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>>24982783
Tfw it was the first star wars movie I saw and I thought it was 'alright' as a kid
Tfw when we decided to rent the old movies
Mfw I was blown the fuck away
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>>24983322
The character was originally suppose to be white, but Jew Jew Abrams hates white people and casted the niggest nog to spite them.
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>>24983271
I already told you I'm not the guy who overreacted, I'm just saying that James Earl Jones, was casted based on merit instead of progessive agenda.
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>>24983322
>including the porn site link again in full in your post
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>>24983202
can't wait until people like you are lynched.
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>>24982783
Revenge of the Sith is the highest rated movie of the OT and PT movies.


just sayin
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>>24983392
90+% of the people here on 4chan already know about the site. It's become a common name to refer to interracial porn. Like how kleenex is used to refer to tissues. I know other sites, like blacksonblondes.com, but blacked.com is probably the most well known here

really makes no sense for me to be shilling for a site most people here know about
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>>24983513
day of the rope is coming my merchant friend
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>>24983436
As if you don't fap to black on white interracial. Everybody does.
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>>24983513
I can't really complain since I do fap to porn of white guys on black girls.
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>>24983540
Gb2/pol/pls
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>>24982668
this, star wars is basically capeshit
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I'm going to see it alone on launch day because my friend can't make it, I'm scared about being alone with all those strangers
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>>24983566
Nice dubs. Also, sorry to disappoint Shlomo Kikestein but I'm not into bestiality.
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>>24983513
N-not Nicole Ray...
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>>24983138
The director J.J. Abrams is actually a Jew though
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>>24983695
Then you need to expand your horizons my man. There's more to interracial than just hardcore stuff, there's also some that are more artistic
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>black guy replaced Finn who was originally white
>female casted in lead to play Rey to promote stronk wimmin feminism
>another female casted to play Captain Phasma to again, promote stronk wimmin feminism
>white guy plays General Hux and stormtroopers portray a nazi agenda
>mexican guy plays pilot because mexicans are known to be good pilot instructors

Star Wars lost it's charm when it became so politically motivated by modern standards of today.
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>>24983794
his wikipedia page doesn't say his jewish.
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>>24983806
>photographer is jewish
kek
writes itself
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>>24983845
Where'd you get that idea? The photographer's norwegian
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>>24983871
anyone pol doesn't like is jewish
and if there is evidence to the contratry then he's really jewish and theres conspiracy cover up to hide it or something.
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Who in their right mind would go see it? It will all be a crowd of normalfags clapping and screaming every time a character appears, you will have an increased chance of getting bombed/shot by Ahmed, you will not be able to actually enjoy the movie, it will be a shitty experience.

I'll just wait for the Bluray and pirate it.
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>>24983962
Is this really what the world has become? So afraid of muslims that you won't leave your house?
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I didn't really want to see it. But my more normalfagish friend who goes to college across the country will be back in town, and he wants to, so we'll probably do that. I have some free theater tickets lying around anyway. I'm sure as hell not going to see it sober, I'll probably be ready after a square or two of THC chocolate and some anxiety meds.
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>>24984014
What else is he supposed to do? Go outside and get killed? Obama ain't doin shit
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>>24983914
anyone who has a nose thats even slightly big is INSTANTLY a jew despite big noses not necessarily meaning a person is a jew
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>>24984043
>despite big noses not necessarily meaning a person is a jew
That's just what a Jew would say!
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>>24982593
Have not been to a movie theater since seeing Fight Club back in '99.
Have really nice home theater setup
No noise, no phones, no kids, no minorities, no bad smelling fat fucks.
I will wait until the Blu-ray is in the bargain bin at Walmart
So I will see it this summer
I am patient, I can wait
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>>24982765
C U C K C U C K C U C K C U C K C U C K
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>>24982942
James Earl is only half Nigger, that one drop rule works both ways
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the only star wars movie I've watched was that one released in like 1999 when I was 12, I thought it was pretty bad and never bothered wasting my time on the rest of such an uninspired series when there's actually good, thought provoking science fiction out there like eXistenZ
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>>24984207
I think most people who really like it either saw it as kids and have nostalgia for it or are kids now and like it because hey, it's a kids movie, and it does a pretty good job at that.
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>>24982668
ttbqhwy
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im going because it's my friends bday and he wants to go. will literally be the first start wars movie i see
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>>24983833
>>24983914
http://www.jewishjournal.com/thegodblog/item/jj_abrams_talks_about_star_trek_being_jewish_and_interfaith_marriage_200905/
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I hope that the adults going to see this remember to put a fresh diaper on before they leave their hovels.
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Why the fuck would I see another Star Wars when the last 3 releases were shit?
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>>24983595
But I'm sure you think your cartoons about cute little Japanese girls are super mature
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>>24983833
>surname is Abrams
>not a jew
come on now
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Enjoy you"star" wars you obese man-babies.
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>>24984207
> watch ep 1
> Everyone agrees it was terrible and not nearly as good as original 3
> Claim original 3 are a "waste of time" despite never seeing them and having them be the inspiration for the most profitable IP in history.
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It's about time to get some mock the nerds in line for star wars threads going.
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>>24982593
I might with my gf, I haven't even seen the other six, but I know all about them from /tv/.
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>>24982593
Not me. I'm thin, so there is no need t retreat into a fantasy land.
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>>24984207
>good science fiction
ahahahahahahhaa
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i'll pirate it in a few months, i really don't give a shit

after watching red letter media's plot line prediction video i'm completely uninterested in watching it. i'm pretty sure that's exactly how the movie will play out.
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>>24984605
>i'll pirate it in a few months, i really don't give a shit
>after watching red letter media's plot line prediction video i'm completely uninterested in watching it. i'm pretty sure that's exactly how the movie will play out.
alpha nerd shit right here lads
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>>24982668
correct anon
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>>24982593
>bought tickets months ago
>hoping for a KOTOR like experience
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I told a girl I wanted to go see it so she bought tickets for us online. We're going thursday night. I didnt even have to pay wew
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>>24983962
>>24984014
>implying it won't be a robot
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>multikulti niggers in space

Thanks but no thanks. This will be even worse than phantom menace.
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Star Wars is for manchildren

Also you know a shooting is going to happen
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>>24985077
Yes, but probably not where I live. Probably.
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>>24983833
Yes it does, look again
100% confirmed Kike

From an interview in the Jerusalem Times:
"My name is Jeffrey Jacob Abrams, it's a tough one to get around. I'm very proud of my heritage. I do consider myself to be Jewish first, American second. I take my kids to synagogue, they are half Jewish, half Irish, my wife is resistant, but it's something that's really important to me, for my children to be Jewish. My Jewishness guides my life and everything I do."

A complete Kike, Kek and Kek.
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>>24985228
If his wife is "resistant" and not Jewish, doesn't that mean technically his children aren't Jewish? Did he get keked out of chosing his children's religion?
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>>24982693
Everyone knows it is true.

It is almost as entertaining as the movie itself.
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>>24985268

Exactly, his children aren't half jewish, they are 0% jewish because the mother is not a jew. For some jew who is so into being a jew he doesn't even understand the most basic facts. Judaism is more about race than anything else. Ethnicity and religion don't mean shit to them. It is purely race based.
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>>24982593


>REEEEE

star wars is so mainstream and normie, bet the chads tell the girls how nerdy and geeky they are by watching it
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>>24985271
I got lucky and stayed in my crusty computer room when James holmes went to go watch batman. Movies are for normies. Robots stay at home and pirate them.
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>>24982593
Nah. Pass.

I don't want to be on the next "killed victims" list of a fucked up robot.
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Sure smell like JIDF in here senpai-sama
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>>24983202
you should be ejecuted
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>>24982637
Me, because star wars is fucking bullshit. oh look at me so nerdy begus watching ze new movie xd
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>>24985830
shitty jew meme retard
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>>24982593
>paying money to see cvck wars
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How pissed is /pol/ going to be when this movie shatters all box office records and JJ Abrams successfully makes literal tens of millions of people see his race mixing propaganda movie?

We all know the black guy and white girl are going to kiss. Although I'm sure this makes some stormweens hard ;)
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I'll skip normiewars
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>>24984112
HHH has an even more jew nose than many jews and he ain't a jew at all.
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>>24987448
nah its going to be a mild hit i expect a billion tops
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>>24982593
>paying for the Galactic Jew
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it's going to be at best a 6/10 movie that all the star wars casuals are going to overrate because this movie will be an improvement over the last 3 shitty movies

it's like everyone forgot what jj abrams did to star trek... he turned it into two big dumb action movies
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>>24983172
It takes a special kind of self-absorption to think that anything not about you is a direct attack on you
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>>24982593
if I had my license I would.
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>>24984038
>implying he's not the one ordering the attacks
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Disney thoroughly ruined Star Wars by declaring the expanded universe to be non-canon. That combined with Disney supporting literal kuckery, episode 7 looks like the final nail on the coffin of the Star Wars universe.
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>>24987586
jj abrams has literally said that he chose the black actor and girl because it's a slap in the face to the "whiteness" of hollywood.
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>>24984416
they actually are, most of them have the tag seinen.
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>>24982637
Me and /pol/ too

I'll watch it if there's a RiffTrax though
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>>24982593
I've seen the trailers for it and I'm not really excited. Looks like JJ Abrams is doing the same thing he did to the Star Trek franchise. "Star Trek" was an okay movie, nothing amazing but okay and I imagine this will fall into the same category.

I'm not gonna see it opening weekend. I'll wait for the first reviews to come out. Wouldn't wanna end up with a "Phantom Menace" again.

Tho, when I see it, despite if it's gonna be good or not, when that intro music hits and text crawl begins, I'm gonna smile a little bit.
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>>24987758
Dark Greetings!
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>>24987758
>final nail in the coffin

uh, that happened with episode 1
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Star Wars is "hot topic nerdyy grrl ;)' level with The Beatles and Pokemon
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The movies already leaked, I've seen it, I can answer anybodys questions if they want.
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>>24982593
Me and my wife's boyfriend
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>>24988625
Bump because I want to answer questions, you can get the torrent link from Reddit tbqh, if you know where to lool
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>>24987307
>filthy jew detected
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