>meet girl from 4chan
>she is basically me with a vagina
>likes literally everything that i like
>comics card games video games fighting games you fucking name it
>shes also an autistic kv spaghetti monster
>also fairly cute irl
>she ends up telling me she loves me
>tell her i like her back
catch is i cant bring myself to actually love her
i only told her i liked her because i assumed maybe she'd grow on me
but now its been like 6 months past that shit and shes talking about meeting up and shit like dates
what do i do
did i fuck up
if i tell her the truth she might kill herself
ur a fag give her to me
pump dump pump dump
Obvious bait is obvious.
>meet girl from 4chan
>post about it on 4chan
>she sees this.. on 4chan
>>24982643
shes asleep right now anyway theres no way she'd see this
please someone help i need actual advice
i dont to be responsible for her harming herself but i dont want to be living a lie anymore especially now that she's trying to get serious
>>24982689
Yeah, sure buddy.. because you've never gone to 'sleep' and proceeded to browse 4chan and shitpost, am I right?
>>24982564
>i cant bring myself to actually love her
Are you gay or something?
Did you fuck her at least?
>>24982564
You fucked up, senpai desu.
I've done shit like this, best thing to do is block her on skype, or whatever you use to talk to her.
>>24982564
fucktard if she uses 4chan she might see this
>>24982716
i mean i dont think she'd lie to me about going to sleep because she fucking wants to spend every minute of her time with me and its suffocating but you could be right
she doesnt really browse r9k though so
>>24982744
no i dont know whats wrong with me i want to love her but its fucking impossible
>>24982564
how did you meet and keep in touch with her?
>>24982798
>i want to love her but its fucking impossible
Is there any explanation for this at all? Why is it impossible?
>>24982564
Give her to me and then when you stop talking she won't kill herself, but have someone else to transition to.
>>24982564
I lost the point. what's the truth to be told?
>because she fucking wants to spend every minute of her time with me
you literally have a female kek and you want to squander that. You ingrate
>>24982808
i dont fucking know man its fucking suffering
id say its because i see her as more of a bro now but i dont want to sound like some fucking stacy thats trying to friendzone a pathetic orbiter
Please be bait
Please
>>24982803
i dont want to specify too much exactly because some of these niggers might be right and by some ridiculously low chance she does see this thread but i finally gave up all hope and met her in a thread that i posted in onsoc
we just skype
>>24982564
Ofcourse not you haven't even MET her. Meet her up and see what it gives she craves your dick.
>>24982564
So, how fat is she?
>>24982819
>>24982618
i fucking wish i could just dump her off on someone else because itd be way less painful
but what the fuck am i supposed to say
"hey talk to this tripfag from r9k he'll be ur boyfriend"
>>24982564
Have same feel.
>want girl
>get girl
>dont want girl
>Are you sure you want to appear offline?
>Time passes
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hpsbj0OoeNo
>want girl
>>24982564
just use her for sex man, it's not like she has feelings
>>24982917
hrmh, perhaps a bit more details
like, what kind of a thread or how did you do it?
cause I don't really know how /soc/ works
and whether how could I possibly meet someone there
just, I dunno, any guidance?
where to post, how to post, what to postthe shame, the lowthe..DESPERATION
>>24982957
I have this feeling as well. I feel like an asshole whenever I crave a different girl, though.
>>24982855
You will understand her importance when you loose her. I've been there. You might not love her, but appreciate her friendship. Think about if you can find any better than her for your whole life.
>>24982995
friend i dont recommend it to anyone most of the girls and even fucking guys on there are insufferable failed normies and severely mentally ill
like bipolar moody fucking annoying as shit status
also theyre all usually boring as hell
i just got really lucky with her but now i cant fucking handle how lucky i got
but if you want to take a shot in the dark id recommend going into a shut in thread/weeaboo thread
>>24983000
i know fuck man but i dont see any way to keep being friends with her other than lying and saying i love her the rest of my life
>>24982957
thanks anon being reminded that video exists made me feel a little better
>>24983053
now im scared, my disgust at shallow people instanly drops my belief in humanity despite knowing that there are the lucky sparks, they're just sparse, hrgh.. what do..
>>24982564
my worst fear
>>24982716
>tfw I'm the girl
I can't believe you'd post about this on 4chan, Michael, you could have just told me.
>>24983104
i dont know i mean
sorting through all the huge retards at least made me feel better and gave me funny shit to think about
like i mean im a retarded kv and the people on there even made me think "wow im so fucking lucky"
>>24983137
w-will u b my gf
>>24983137
good try but my names not michael
the worst part is she'd probably be way too nice and in denial to even confront me if she saw this
should i just kill myself r9k im obviously fucking scum
>>24983155
back off bruh she's mine
>>24983197
I'm in the same situation.
We should both kill ourselves together.
I bet you like her OP. Prob even love her. Wanna test it? Don't talk to her for a few days. Like 4 or 5. See if you miss her. Then you will know. You can make up some bs excuse later. You feel like you dont love her because you see her too much like every day. And you're scared that if you meer her in rl you will stop talking to her or it would be over. Don't be.like that OP. Persevere ang go on a date. Trust me you'll regret it after if you don't and you will be both be happy
>>24983197
desu senpai you never even met her, you should actually be spooked that she says she "loves" you
you don't even know how you'd get along together irl yet
I would say I know that feel OP, but every girl I've talked to off of 4chan are actually huge cunts, and if they aren't, they're usually really boring. tbqh.
>>24983259
maybe i'll actually try this it sounds like a good idea
i really do hope i end up missing her
i think i'll use >>24982773 as a last resort though
maybe even >>24983253
>>24983274
>desu senpai you never even met her, you should actually be spooked that she says she "loves" you
>you don't even know how you'd get along together irl yet
Haha yeah, only a complete retard would fall in love with someone they've never met. How lonely do you have to be to obsess over someone who is nothing more than pixels on a screen?;__________________________;
>>24982564
>she is basically me with a vagina
tell her this it'll make her feel sexy
>>24983274
that shit did spook me fucking hard
i didnt even say i love you
i ended up saying some retarded shit like "oh i think i like you too" and i thought she'd get the memo but no she literally tells me she loves me almost every night
>>24983389
It's okay rebbub i'm here for you
;_____;
>>24982564
>tfw in this exact situation but I fucking love her to death
>tfw she lives in the next country over
>tfw we mailed each other boxes full of little things
>tfw she has a good taste in everything
>tfw we're a perfect fit for each other
OP you might be gay desu senpai
>>24983409
Proof that there are fembots I suppose
>>24982808
Because this is shit b8 is the explanation
>>24983409
>she literally tells me she loves me almost every nighttfw you literally did this to someonetfw they literally said "you too" as well
DON'T SAY THAT IT'S SO SO WRONG TO LIE
>>24982564
Love does not exist. There are only choices.
>>24982564
just tell her
bitches aint shit anyway
>>24983483
fuck i genuinely feel bad for you
maybe its a sign that i really should just come clean
>>24983415
Now come live in my basement.
>>24983638
I wish I could, rebbub, but i'm sure we live very, very far away from eachother
Prove it, you faggot.
>>24983686
I live in the UK so probably.
>>24983613In my situation they came clean, and even though the relationship lasted nowhere near 6 months, I still wanted to kill myself and still die inside when I remember. I don't know what I can tell you to do. Maybe make sure they have friends to fall back on when you do so they don't jump off a bridge. If you do it gently and say you can still be friends, maybe they won't even be that mad? Although I would.
>>24982564
>what do i do
disgust her
ask pics of her while poop and things like that
>>24982855
>i see her as more of a bro
friendzoned, nice
>>24983843
This is a good idea actually. It's better for them to feel like they did the rejection, although I can see it backfiring.
Is this situation pretty much how yandere girls are born?
>>24983780she has literally 0 friends irl and maybe one other internet friend that shes been talking to for years but she says that theyre drifting apart and they havent actually had a conversation in a year
i may even do retarded stuff like >>24983843
at this point
I know this feel
>Be 15
>Friends with other robot
>Was a mtf Trap 20 yo trap into me.
>Kept stalking me on steam and Skype always
> she was NEET so she would usually spend most of her time stalking me with ease. She would even message me when I was at school and it actually began to be annoying.
>One she says she will kill herself if she does not meet me irl
>"o-o-ok"
>Tell her address.
>She said she will come and visit so I can take her under my arms. She lived 2 states away so she said she had to drive for a day or something.
>Was really nervous and I lived with my family so I didn't know what I was supposed to do when she came.
>~3 years passed
>Still have not heard from her since.
>>24984025
what the fuck
now im more interested in how the fuck you met "her"
>>24983947ok if this isn't bait then give steam so that when they start hearing about your scat and diaper fetish I can stop them killing themselves.[email protected]
>>24982564
>meet girl
>4chan
>has vagina
>hell no
dude you got baited so bad by that trap kek
>tfw actually have been in the situation before
>but as the grill
It doesn't feel good at all.
OP HERE, GIRL JUST ATE MY CATFPPS SO WE BRKE IP ITS A FOXWD MOW STOP COMMENTING THANKS
Also I have havkeaagahahahahahahahahhahahaHAHAHAHAHAHHATA dont say 123 in this thread or i will tell ops gorl he is saying haate abs ahe siicidie if i say 123 i u are murder
>>24982950
This is the only reason I can see for him not wanting her
>>24982564
>but now its been like 6 months past that shit and shes talking about meeting up and shit like dates
wait. you haven't even met in person? ahahahahaha
>>24984113
I met her from an acquaintance who was in his 20s in a group and he introduced me to her.
>>24984236
what is wrong with you
>>24984141
sent
>>24984236
Wut issz haebbings
>>24983073
love is a thing of definition.
I think there are different kinds of love. And when you are ok with her, then meet her an give her a chance.
do people actually meet each other irl through /soc/?
i thought the whole place was a trap. i don't want my kidneys gone
>be robot
>complain nobody loves you
>somebody loves you
>haha jk
I sincerely hope you die. Painfully, if possible.
>>24982564
>catch is i cant bring myself to actually love her
Realizing that this could happen is why I never went after girls that were "in my league". I'd rather compete with chads and lose than to lie to someone who fell for me.
>>24982564
>love you
You dont know what love is until you share responsabilities, chores, bills and a few years to say the least. If you got to hate eachother at some point or angry or gone thorugh rough shit and you are still together then it might be love you fucktards.
Jesus fuck why are people this ignorant?
You don't have to be in love with someone to love them. I tell my best friend I love him all the time, because I do genuinely love him. Explain to her that you genuinely care about her and enjoy being her friend, but you're not at the point where you can handle anything serious.
You can still meet her, just let her know what I said before. You might meet her and fall in love, or you might even hate her. As long as you go into it with an open mind, you'll be fine.
>talking with grill I met in a fetish thread about meeting up, nothing sexual
>agree on time and place
>ask if she wants to see a photo of me beforehand so there's no surprises
>"ha, no it's ok"
WHAT DOES IT MEAN
>>24985459
She doesn't wanna feel like she has to give you a pic probably
>>24982564
>>meet girl from 4chan
hahahahahahahahaha good one, senpai.
>>24982831
>you literally have a female
Is that an endgame item or something?
>>24985482
it's weird because she's already described what she looks like
I mean I don't like taking awkward photos of myself anyway so I guess it's ok
>>24982564
>comics card games video games fighting games you fucking name it
>dating a redflag girl
you're a redflag pseudo_robot normie yourself, so you guys match perfectly! congrats OP!
>>24985632
I met a girl who was like that. Don't worry about it, i'd give her a pic anyways
OP, you must meet her before you decide whether you want her or not
Many people are different IRL, like they give a different feeling
I think you should give her a chance, but if you still feel nothing for her after that I think you should be honest and tell her and save both of you time and effort
>>24984208
be my gf pls thanks
>>24985905
haha hey I'm your gf now
>>24985930
What card games do you like?
If it's been that long then I'm afraid to say that despite her looking like a perfect partner her behavior is massively turning you off. I'm surprised it got this far. What kind of girl do you truly want man? If you actually liked her you would be ecstatic about meeting her. Or are you afraid to fall in love? You said she seems like a bro more than anything.
Despite what /r9k/ would like to tell you, there isn't a perfect girl out there that all guys should look for. Look inside yourself and ask what you truly want out of a partner and if she truly fits those wants.
HOW DOES ONE MEET A GIRL ON 4CHIN!?!!?!?
>>24986071
By posting contact info
>>24986084
But you're a guy anon
>>24986114
Yeah, a guy with a 4chan gf. :^)
>>24986130
Please share with your robot friends anon
>>24985930
Fuck I should've responded faster
>>24986162
Nope, she's all mine. But i know there are more girls here than you think. Keep looking and don't be afraid to drop emails and kiks
>>24986187
Are you the first girl?
>>24986209
Nah just a lowly robot
>>24985955
yugioh pleb shitI'm a guy tho, hope u don't mind
>>24982564
>she is basically me with a vagina
so fat and ugly?
>>24986229
I do mind, but I like yugioh pleb shit too anon. Good luck finding a gf
>>24986071
I honestly have no idea, I met her randomly when I was posting about some stuff I was into. she said I had good taste and we swapped contact
then it weirdly turned out we have a shitload in common (not OP by the way) and she happens to be my ideal type of girl. reality glitches happen sometimes
any bf free gfs please go on at least one date with me!
I'm a lesbian trans (I was a male before) please list contact info and I'll get to you right away sweeties!
>>24986349
Good try, maybe next time
>>24982564
>>24982689
>>24982798
>>24982855
>>24982956
>>24983073
>>24983197
What the fuck?? Patrick?!?
>>24986545
AN HERO FOR US
>>24986545
And now we see... Anon, lying dead upon the ground
>>24986545
Yep you killed him.
>>24982564
>meeting people from 4chan
How? Do you people all browse /soc/ or something?
I thought the entire point of 4chan was getting distance from your real life -- how the fuck do you idiots manage to mangle that?
>>24982564
>wanting to date someone exactly like you
You're a retarded breh
How did you even meet a gril on 4chan?
Maybe you just have some emotional issues that makes it hard for you to make connections?
>>24986545
No, this is Patrick!fuck
>>24984025
Why didn't you fucking call the police? "She" was obviously a killer or something.
>>24982564
>never met
>"i love you"
yup you guys are definitely fit for this board
>>24986545
YA DUN GOOFD OP
>>24982564
You got a girl to love you, I think thats a great thing here.
sounds like you need a break dude just fucking kill her already
>>24982564
You should go return some videotapes.
>>24984025
>15
WHY DO KIDS THINK ITS OK TO STINK UP THE PLACE HERE!
>>24982564
FUCK YOU OP YOU FUCKING FUCK IF YOU DON'T LOVE HER FOREVER YOU CANNOT EVER COMPLAIN ABOUT ANYTHING FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE EVER YOU PIECE OF FUCK
>>24984025
>her
>she
>>24987158
15+3 = 18. Is someone still in elementary school?
>>24986545
RIP, OP! RIP, OP!
>>24982564
>get shit handed to you on a silver platter
>fuck it up
>>24987204
But you met a robot at age 15 you think I'm dumb bro? Or are you just that stupid.
>>24983389
lol get a life faggot
>>24982564
fucking piece of fag shit GIVE HER TO ME !!!! i would literally kill for a girl like that and i dont give a single fuck about the look if she is a 2/10 i dont give a fuck but have a girl or gf who likes everything that i like that is priceless and you fucking piece of shit said" fairly cute girl" then what the hell are you waiting for ?
god fucking dammit.
if i was you... ( that i doubt it because im stupid but not THAT stupid) i wouldnt waste any second and go with her kiss her and make her the happiest girl or fembot in the planet.
also, fuck you.
OP status? did he get RIP'd?
