>buying tickets for Thursday Star Wars premiere with my mom's card because i'm a NEET
>"you are not going to do something you will regret later, right anon?"
>"like what?"
>"i don't know, just don't do anything that will hurt innocent people, kids your age are crazy these days"
Fucking hell evem my mom thinks i'm a mass shooter and i don't even live in USA, she even searched my room for guns and shit two days ago, fuck my life, i'm thinking about no going anymore
Now ya gotta do it man
Be a legend
Weak 2bh pham. Why would you regret being an hero?
If you don't go she'll believe she was right
>>24981695
>>24981713
>>24981726
Fulfill the prophecy. This is your legend, hero.
>>24981695
tell her you're doing allah's work
>>24981695
Invite her along. Insist on bringing your backpack that is suspiciously full, and don't let her look in it. Look really nervous the whole time, maybe spray something on your face so it looks like you're sweating. After you two are seated, excuse yourself to the bathroom with your backpack. Before you leave, look at your mom and say "thanks for everything."
>>24981959
Then return and open the bag, and ask her if she wants eggs.
>>24981695
How'd you get past the no singles policy?
>>24982002
Wait is that real? I thought it was a meme.
>>24981959
Do this OP. Make sure to stay a long time in the bathroom so she gets nervous.
>>24982002
>>24982026
Can this be confirmed?
If so brutal i really wanted to see it.
>>24982063
It's just a meme, retard.
>>24982026
It was just a joke once, but many public places are implementing the policy. Shooters are always virgin men, so this will cut down on mass murder by at least 85%.
>>24982130
lol. Buy two tickets, say that your grilfriend is coming. Go into theatre, commence an hero. It's pretty simple to avoid, or just run through and gun down the "security guard" at the door.
>>24981695
Do it and leave a note that says you didn't even consider doing it until your mom told you that.
>>24982157
Where I used to work, you'd actually have to bring your girlfriend to prove it. You'd both have to sign, and we'd bring her to a seperate room and ask if she was being held hostage.
>>24981695
Do it anon you got nothing to lose
>>24982177
Did you have a penis inspection policy as well?
>>24982211
Only for employees who wanted to get into management. HR was all women.
