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HAHA CLUCKED & CLUCKED
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>>24981620
>expecting GF to be loyal

hahah, normies and their knee slappers
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>>24981620
i bet there are feminazis and white kucks telling him to forgive her and saying it was a dumb mistake bla bla bla
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>>24981657
no doubt on leddit.

Despite the fact she obviously doesn't love him and prefers this co-workers looks.
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>>24981620
The one mistake most people and robots here do is put others on a pedestal.

Have others earn your respect, don't give it to them as they will not value it.

If a woman wants respect from me, I will not kiss her feet or the ground she walks on. She has to earn it like everyone else in the world.
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>>24981620
I've been with my husband for 13 years and married 6.
The last three years I have been cheating on and off with my husband. He knows about some of the cheating but very minimal.
When I was six month pregnant with our oldest daughter, I started an emotional affair with a co-worker. My husband was workign 12 hour days and was never home. At first I thought this co-worker was a friend, but I ended up telling him things I couldn't tell my husband. Six months into the emotional affair (3 months after our daughter was born) the affair became physical. The physical affair went on for nine months when my husband found an inapporiate text I didn't delete in time. He did some digger deeping and recovered thousand and thousand of text, mostly flirting. We never talked about sex during text messages. I told my husband that it was only an emotional affair.
He chose to forgive me. I quit my job, we went to marriage counselling (insurance ran out after 4 sessions) and we made an effort to spend

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two red flags here, he went to therapy because of an ex? and number two, afraid of missing out on marriage with one girl? fuck, you are male, you are natures anti-kek, cut it out with the gay oneitis
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>>24981783
more time together.
Four months later I ran into my co-worker. I got a loaner phone and started to text him again. This went on for 3 months. I didn't start up the physical affair, but did send some nude pics to him. My husband found out. He left for two weeks but I told him that it was a big mistake and meant nothing. He said that the only way our marriage would survive is if we moved to a new city and start fresh.
Two months later we packed up and moved 4 hours away. He was forced to take a lower paying job. Three months after the move his brother moved in with us. He paid rent to help us out. A few weeks after he moved in we started a physical affair. My husband and his brother are close and he would never suspect him of doing anything. The affair went on for four months when he moved away. We agreed to never tell him.
Everything was going well until seven months ago. My husband thought we finally dealt with the infidelity. He agreed to go on a three night business trip. He had avoided going on business trips up until this point. While he was
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>>24981808
away I found a babysitter for our daughter and decided to hit up the clubs. There I met a guy. He took me back to his house and we had sex. We had sex three more times in a two week period.
A week after our the last time we had sex I found out I was pregnant. I had been having sex with my husband as well. I told the guy what happened, he blocked me and doesn't respond to my texts.
When I was four months pregnant. I told my husband about the affair ( told him it was a one night stand while I was drunk and that it meant nothing) and that I wasn't sure the baby was his.
Here we are seven months later, with our three month old daughter. We got a DNA test done and thank god my husband is the father. OUr relationship is on the rocks.
Last night my husband told me he wanted the full truth and if he finds out I've been lying or holding back details he would divorce me. He said he'd give me until today to fess up because even one lie after tomorrow, that he
finds there will be no working on our marriage.
He thinks I only had an emotional affair, some inappropriate texting and a one night stand. I don't know how he would handle knowing that I had three affairs, one being with his brother.
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>White "people"
Kek, this is the best the "master race" can do?
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>>24981670
it's pretty hard to value yourself after you have heard all your life that you're a worthless piece of shit
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>>24981620
Can someone with a Reddit account respond to this guy and tell him that his girlfriend is a WHORE and that he needs to dump her sorry ass ASAP? Thanks.
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Let me guess, they all defended her and said she was raped because she was drunk
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>emotionally abused me for 3 years
Read: I am a weak-willed beta-male that got abused by a fucking woman, and I stayed with her because I'm a bitch

>cheated on me with a coworker
Read: my gf was sexually turned off by my submissiveness and the second Chad reared his mighty head she lept gleefully onto his thundercock


Reddit will not tell him the truth however and he will eventually be keked again
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>>24981821
Its obviously your husbands fault in all of this, he drove you to cheat. You should leave his ass and get a lawyer so he can pay child support, youre clearly much better off without him and he is holding you back.
jk kill yourself
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>that tl;dr

Fucking kek man.
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LOL !!! CLUCKED
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>>24982028
>not stabbing her and drowning the children
Fucking betabux I swear
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how the fuck did he get clucked?

this guy is abandoning her
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>>24982327
he got cheated on and is considering going back, it fits the 4chan definition of kek'd which is very loose. Not like he watched or enjoyed it like an actual kek, which arguably makes it worse.
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>>24982402
>had him use the dildo on her
This is fucking pathetic. He should've destroyed it then broke up.
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>>24982028

>my step-daughter
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>>24981821
Youre a waste of oxygen
>Finally starts to trust you
>"I decided to hit up the clubs"
Absolute whore tbqh
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>>24982480
it's a pasta
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>>24982402
This is so fucking pathetic.

I may be a perma-KHV, but atleast I am not THIS pathetic
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>>24982402
>your dick cant get me off, please use this toy of my ex's dick so I can pretend I'm still with him
>omg stop being controlling its just plastic!
LOOOOOOOOOOL
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>>24981657
You seem pretty out of touch with how Reddit is actually like. These are the top-level comments:
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>ever trusting a roastie
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Even /fit/ is involved
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>>24982599
This. Women have to be kept on a leash and can't be trusted when left to their own devices.
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>>24982556

Photoshopped.
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>>24982028
>literally my wife's kid
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>>24982680
Look for yourself retard.
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>>24982655
Said it in another thread desu if you don't have 8 inches these days you must wear the cluck device
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>>24982655
Fake as fuck but still, the 0.01% chance it's true is horrifying.
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>>24982766
Why do these people think there is a response to infidelity other than immediately ending the relationship?
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Anyone here but me full on turn gay after seeing enough of these threads? My hate for women is actually that great
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>>24982893
There's other valid ways to handle it though. You could always kick the guys ass and oust her to her family first.
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>>24982893
Because 90% of these stories are completely made up
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>>24982935
how about this baka
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>>24983016
How do people even live knowing there are people like this though
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>>24982352
>he got cheated on
>4chan definition of kek'd

>kekold noun 1. the husband of an adulteress, often regarded as an object of derision.

>actual kek
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>>24983016

I mean what is there to say about this?

fuck it
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Fresh from Sodom
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>>24982402
I didn't think this level of kekoldry existed in real life, I thought it was just a myth. Holy. Fucking. SHIT.
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