>you'll never go on an adventure like this
>>24980559
We were raised with a lot of shows that showed epic journeys, but we'll never get to go on any of our own.
>tfw we all got scammed
Why would you want to? It sounds like a whole lot of effort
>>24980559
They must be so fucking dirty, itchy and smelly after walking through the woods for weeks straight.
>inb4 fetishfags
>>24980559
That is the tentacruel episode right
>>24980850
Think so. They stopped showing it for a while after 9/11 because Tentacruel smashes some buildings.
Fuck I love Tentacruel.
>>24980864
tentacruel is pretty stronk, used one in my best 6 in heart gold.
>>24980850
I think that's the episode where James has tits
>>24980889
Yeah, one of the best special defense stats in the game.
Just give VR more time. They already have the power to fuck anime chicks with VR, they can make this happen.
>>24980973
How the fuck do you adventure from your home
>>24980559
What the fuck does misty even carry in that bag? No wonder she's always basically naked
>>24981129
Just her balls, I think.
>>24980936
Good typing too and surprisingly fast, Tentacruel has a lot going for it. Its just a shame it doesn't have Recover or something, that would easily make it much more OP as a special wall.
>>24980559
>Be 5 year old.
>Always go on "adventures" and 'explorations"
>Tell mom I want to become someone like Indiana Jones or Allan Quartermain.
>Always want excitement and adventure in my life.
>Parents break up when I was 6
>Stop going out. Hide myself in my room to play with my toys.
>Fast forward
>Now 28 year old virgin
>Work as a secretary for people who travel around the world
>My only adventure is how I am going to survive the work week and stretch the weekend as long as possible.
>>24981270
Should I get in a bus and run to a big city while I can? I'm young and from a cow town
>>24981330
You will remain there grow up and have no life skills. I lived in a very calm town and a relatively calm school good thing some harsh life experience taught me to be a man. Don't let your parents keep you from living life.
>>24981368
So run? I feel like its my only chance at doing something with my life
>>24981270
>Allan Quatermain
I actually found King Solomon's Mines to be surprisingly fun to read, when I found it on Project Gutenberg a while ago.
>>24981098
Like video games but better
>>24981270
Isn't this almost like the plot of that Walter Mitty movie?
>>24980559
I've been to Miami Beach, so shut the fuck up because I have.
>>24980559
>that pic
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>>24980559
Fuck that. I would kill to go on a lord of the rings like adventure.
