>you're at the club and this guy slaps your gf's ass
What do /r9k/?
Attend their funeral
>>24978674
M-my gf?
>o-oh shit he probably knows muay thai better back the fug up
>"this w-way honey"
my gf said elliot was cute
so get keked
>>24978727
>>o-oh shit he probably knows muay thai better back the fug up
lmaoo
Is he trying to be cute or are his lips fucked up
I have a girlfriend?
I thought he prefers blond 3D, not a 2D hipster
Call the Ghostbusters
>>24978768
As someone who looks like the bastard love child of Elliot and Tsarnaev its how they normally look like.
Start a fight with him I guess.
If I had a gf.
Exorcise him
Pin him down and fuck his brains out.
He wouldn't dare.
>Implying he wouldn't be expecting your girl friend to slap her ass on his hand
>>24979131
Underrated post. Call 'em.
kick his ass because hes a manlet
>Elliot
>grabbing ass
>not throwing beverage
>>24978674
Bow to the master and let him have his way with her
Knock him out ans suck his dick
splash a cup of overpriced coffee in his face
>>24978674
ask him how he came back from the dead
>>24981540
playing him at his own game
I like it
I find some orange juice to lube her pussy so that he may assert his supreme dominance over my woman's vagina.
Instantly drop to my knees and start worshipping our lord and savior since he has returned to the earth to rid us of more normies
Dodge the rodge
>>24978674
Throw my coffee at him t b h
>implying he'd slap a girls ass
The supreme gentleman does not stoop to such barbaric acts.
>>24982833
First nice dubs
Second You can't, you can't dodge the rodge
