>Working Man Proud Of Job He Hates
>Eagle Cooling employee Brent Festge takes pride in the semi-skilled, blue-collar job he loathes, the 39-year-old solderer reported during his lunch break Tuesday.
http://www.theonion.com/article/working-man-proud-of-job-he-hates-963
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>>24977665
Thisis true and honest comedy gold.
Okay frogposters, I get it. I really do. You want everyone to think you have a great life with zero responsibilities and general reason.
But seriously, there's 6 wagekek posts on the frontpage. You're overdoing it. People might have believed you if you didn't cram it down their throats.
Also, the amount of free time you have gives you away. BL.
>neets
>taking the onion seriously
This is why you get a stipend to live
We know you're too stupid for anything else.
>>24977665
I really do feel bad for people like this. I have actually been trying to look into what makes someone develop into having no drive and motivation to do anything. Was it because mommy and daddy didn't huh them enough, were they handed everything when they wanted, did they not make any friends because the kids at school were mean? The way they cram this shit down my throat makes me think of them as the kids who say they fuck my mom when I'm playing games.
But I think the hardest thing for them to grasp is that they don't matter. They hate themselves so much, that they will never amount to anything and that nobody misses them once they cut themselves off. A life of nothing, that's what you get, where their only justification is that they don't have to do work, that they can do what they want, and they can fucking make food.
One day they are going to sit down and realize that they lived an entire life and didn't have an impact on anyone. That the. Breadth of their contribution to society was the word "wagekeks" and frog posting. And, the fact that they have to spam posts because they have to justify themselves even though they contemplate suicide every fucking day.
So, how does it feel neets, knowing that you could die today and nobody would fucking care and it wouldn't alter the world in any way?
