Femanons what kind of guys do you find attractive?
>hate blonde hair
>like dark hair colors
>I like ethnic/exotic features
>boyishly handsome looks
>I hate muscular men
>thin lips are a no no
>tfw boyish face with big muscular body
Broad shoulders
Dark hair/eyes
Crooked teeth
Large hands
Above average size nose
Average/chubby/big/muscley build (no skeletons)
>>24977090
>have all of these features
>manlet
SOMETHING WENT WRONG
>>24977249
Women will look past it if you are a true qt
>>24977327
Nah, they say "he's so hot but he's too short :(((("
>>24977164
>tfw manly as fuck face but skeletor body.
I'm your type everyone tells me I look like OP pic but I never seen that show. Or that dude from misfits. I'm mixed tho but you can't rly tell with what coz I'm 75% white
I'm even currently wearing an orange sweater.
>>24977457
genetics are a strange thing
>>24977471
Meant other pic >>24977327
OP is from misfits
>>24977471
Please show me your pretty face
Tall
Muscular
Black
Big dick
Somebody please lie and say they're attracted to fat guys, my self esteem needs this going into finals week.
>>24977527
I like fat guys, they're so cute and I love resting my head on their soft belly when watching a movie or something.
>>24977527
I'm a dude, but I'm into fat hairy guys.
>>24977527
I love fat men and I'm not even joking. I love being on top of them and straddling their cock while my hands smash into their soft bodies.
>>24977544
>>24977558
Thanks anons, that made my evening
>>24977566
Ty to you too anon who posted while I was typing so I didn't get to (you) them
>>24977527
Bruh, it is pretty easy to change.
Last semester at the end of freshman year I was 295 lbs. I took a look at myself and thought I was fucking disgusting as fuck. Late summer I stopped drinking soda, started eating 1200 calories a day and walking ~6 miles a day. Didn't notice I lost weight until my size 44 jeans and xxl shirts were too big and now I fit in 36s and large shirts. Rocking 200 lbs right now and I want to keep going until I'm at 160. Feels so good man
Just chad.
He can be either a body-chad with a 5/10 face or a slender-chad with an 8/10 or above, but fundamentally they only WANT chad.
They'll settle for you if you have money or are popular, however, but don't be surprised when she fucks chad within 2 minutes of meeting him at a bar and then rationalizing it as "it just happened"
>>24977572
Good luck with finals.
>>24977471
>75% white
So you're not white at all then :^)
I want a Jewish cutie
>tfw red hair
>no girls like it
>it looks qt as fuck
Can you girls post pictures of your ideal guys along with your posts?
>>24977090
Nathan is C U T E
>>24977590
Normie please vacate the thread
>>24977524
how tall and how muscular
>>24977604
Correct in that the binary exists >>24977507
I'm way to anxious to ever post a picture of myself online, though logically I don't think anything would ever come of it. Here's a not revealing at all snapchat I saved coz I was proud of it.
>>24977681
That makes me a Normie? What the fuck happened to this board?
>>24977692
Yes, going off the topic because you felt like giving a fitness lecture makes you a normie.
>>24977689
do you have qt curly hair?im liking your face profile. It's looking cute.
>>24977720
Bruh.......he was asking if chicks liked fat guys and seemed like he was down. He probably looks pretty Gucci right now but if he lost weight, could get more attention. Trying to help a brother out because why the fuck not? Also, try to be tough and an asshole to me, I'll do it better.
>>24977729
I do but it's not very long right now. I buzzed it a while back for whatever reason and it grows fast but I can't even put it in my mouth yet which is basically my marker for when it's actually starting to get long
>>24977671
He's so adorablessss
>>24977783
Do you have any pictures of it long?what is your non white side?
>>24977766
>calling someone a normie is being tough and an asshole
Really dude? I think your skin is too thin for this sort of thing
>>24977809
I do but I won't post them. I'm part African American and part Native American.
Sorry, I would like to stay anonymous so that's the end of my narcissistic picture posting.
I'm also going to go to sleep as its late and I have a video conference I need to do tomorrow morning. So good night to all robots.
If you see me in the street (even if it's not me) I'm pretty nice so just say hi
Somebody please lie and say they're attracted to megane guys, my self esteem needs this going into post-finals week.
>>24978020
What type of glasses?
>>24978061
The ones you wear on your face for when you have vision deficiencies.
>>24978020
>eeyore still exists
>>24978020
>>24978083
Here you go. Femanons will drip over your good looks
>>24977090
>dark hair colors
>ethnic features
>no thin lips
niggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggernigger
>>24978144
Be careful you might get banned for saying nigger not even kidding senpai
thin small qt boys with boyish good looks
>>24978116
It makes me sad.
tall (5'11 minimum)
exotic, well traveled, I don't want a boy that stayed in america all his life
thats pretty much it
>>24978172
Aka chad.
>>24978144
Sorry I don't like your axe wound lips
>>24978116
>>24978128
And neither of you lied for me. Y'all aren't very helpful. :-(
>>24978262
>eeyore shitposter
>>24978276
it was nice here when eeyore left for a couple months
>>24977971
I hope one day I can meet a sexy mixed guy like you
>>24977090
>maybe shy, but opens up and becomes talkative as you get to know him
>doesn't drink or party or smoke weed
>decently well read
>not hugely out going but will pull me out of the house sometimes
>likes my cooking
>fellow Christian
>interested in politics/history/literature
>being Conservative is a must
>prefer if he hasn't had any sexual relations in the past (a small number is ok though)
>>24978620
pls be in New Yorkplease
>>24978193
I've had 2 bfs and they were far from chads.
both international students, one from korea and one from ecuador.
I'm also 5'10 so anything shorter is a huge no-no
>>24978648
Not even close. Sorry.
>>24978620
>>24978620
This exactly describes me, weird, apart from the cooking bit of course cause how would I know. Feels like bait.How much into history are you? Is it just a hobby or could we discuss 19th century geo-politics together?
>>24978620
No woman is into this. This is just a man baiting others with false hope. Fuck off.
>>24978717
Fuck
[spoilerfuck you too robot[/spoiler]
>>24977090
On all I like
>masculine jaws
>facial and body hair
>broad shoulders
>broad forehead
>thick eyebrows
>deeper voice
Weird thing is I like shorter men to be a bit more muscular or a chubberoni and I love tall guys being thin, so I could completely wrap my arms around their little waist.
>>24978303
rename this to "eeyore cultivating a harem.jpg"
>>24978793
>>24978793
So to find love on /r9k/ you need to act like a bitter, self conscious suicidal robot?
Seems counterproductive desu
>>24977090
>>I hate muscular men
Top kek. Why do women even bother to say this. Strong men are objectively more appealing than skinny twinks. I can understand if you are referring to roided up bodybuilders but otherwise keep deluding yourself.
>>24978826
No, you just have to attractive and a normie.
>>24977249
That is the funniest Pepe I've ever seen
>>24978620
>likes my cooking
Why is that even important?
>>24978745
>>24978751
Sorry. I wasn't trying to bait. I'll just stay quiet I guess.
Any femanons interested in weird brown alien looking people that are dead inside?
Plz respond, just asking for a friend haha!
>>24978833
>attractive
>tfw you're skinny, called 'cute' but never handsome, have pale skin and long eyelashes
Oh well, I'm going to be trying to eat more and get /fit/ over the next year.
>normie
Should I start forcing myself to talk to normies and go outside just to have a social life that I don't want as a status symbol?
>>24977090
I have dark brown hair, all my blood relatives are from different places around the world, I still have a little babyfat on my face, I'm tall and skinny, people have said I have kissable lips
please love me
>>24977090
Your first mistake is applying this arbitrary physical filter to people that you don't know.
This is why you will never get a bf.
>>24977090
yesyesyes you described me senpai, thanks for the vibes friendo
>le femanon thread
>100s of replies
every time
>>24978885
Don't be quiet just move to my state ;_;
>>24978885
>>24979096
No, move to the UK. Kek.
Who am i kidding, nobody lives in this post-industrial hellhole.
>>24977241
>Dark hair
every time
>>24979113
There's ~60 million people on your tiny island
>>24977527
there's a chick on this board who likes fat guys but it's a requirement that you're also a kissless virgin and preferably one who is an awkward nervous wreck
>>24977619
iktf except I'm balding so it's not qt
I wish it were some girl's preference though
I only dated girls who will "put up with it" for whatever reason.
>>24979118
Blonde men should be sterilized
>>24979133
I've literally never met a fembot from the UK.
>inb4 staceys reply with "I'm from the UK!1!1"
>>24977090OI WANKAH
>long hair
>lots of hair
>just, so much hair
>tall
>thin
>long face
>big nose
>pretty, big eyes
>>24977611
>SOMEONE WHO UNDERSTANDS THE MATZAH FEVER
pls help
>muscular
>pretty good face
>dark green eyes
>black hair
But fucking 5"11'
>>24979118
literally what is hair dye?
>>24979695
>its worse bc im from a super old school irish catholic family
pls
