>tfw no mommy midget gf with floppy belly that will make tendies for you, and let you eat her smelly pooper before she reads you goodnight stories
Why live
wtf is wrong with you man holy shit...
>>24977257
/r9k/ is slowly growing sentient and is posting its own shit in its own face.
>>24976876
How do you get to the point where you derive entertainment from posting this?
>>24976876
I feel like this is some sort of ancient accursed gypsy which, who fooled the poor boy into fucking her as some sort of deal. She answered his questions three and now he has to "bring Madame Zeroni up the mountain."
These overly specific fetish threads have gone too far