GFs are literally all that matters
Instead of masturbating staring at a screen you can love on/fuck every part of a real female
You move in together and do everything with her by your side
You would never be alone
>>24976325
>implying any potential gf at my age isn't a roastie whos been playing around for years
>Instead of masturbating staring at a screen
Why would I do anything other than these?
>>24976325
>LITERALLY pedastalizing roasties
>Out of everything that exists it's a GF that's the most important
You'll NEVER EVER make it.
>>24976937
This, 25 is the absolute deadline and even then you're looking of 5 years of being actually attractive before they hit their wall, if they already haven't.
And if you don't want a used up one you need to go 16.
>>24976325
And then she leaves you and you'll be miserable piece of shit
I'll stick to my loving waifu
Also
>putting pussy on a pedestal
Come on now bruv
reminder that women are human beings and they come with all of the complexities of a human being
a girlfriend is not a magical solution to the void of your existence
love and relationships can be very lovely and very fulfilling but they can also take a lot out of you mentally and emotionally, and statistically speaking it will end.
don't romanticize this shit. i was in love and i've never been more miserable
>>24977058
'tis better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all you fucking faggot
>>24977078
the only reason i would agree is because it sobers you up
>>24976325
nice try roastie you cunts have shown your true color to men. I am not going back to the plantation. enjoy your cats.
>>24976325
>Actually take the time to gain interest in someone and enjoy their personality rather than try to fuck them and run
>Find interest in grills that aren't conventionally attractive
>Most grills say I'm one of the nicest people they've ever met
>Want to find a girl I genuinely love and who genuinely loves me
>Really only been genuinely interested in maybe 4 people in my entire life
>Rejected by all four
>Met at least 10 girls in the last semester
>At least 75% of them did nothing but either complain about their problems or smoke my weed and then never talked to me again
But apparently I'm the shallow one.
>>24977058
>A guy is sitting at a table across a starving african child
>the guy is stuffing his face full of burgers, pizza, meat and all sorts of good things while the african child is forced to just look
>"I mean don't romanticize this shit african child, I've had food and never was I more unhappy, I wish I was as skinny as you are starving african child, I mean food can be very good tasting and filling but..."
why would god make it so humans desire affection from others to stay sane and happy
and then make it so lots of people will never receive that kind of affection
>>24977058
>Don't romanticize that shit
>Romanticizing romance
>>24976325
this image is for you op
>>24976325
I finally started dating a girl after a lonely ass hiatus and it definitely is an amazing thing. Having some one that actually cares about you and loves spending time with you is the best.
Even though she is a legit feminist and admitted she used to date guys that "didnt treat me well" like >>24977122 this pic shows. Y'know, all the memes.
But fuck it, atleast I have somebody in my life. It's just as good as you all romanticise it out to be.
>>24977152
You wanna know why I've mostly given up? Lemme tell you about my tinder experience.
>On a campus with over 20,000 students
>Make a tinder
>Swipe right to 80% of the girls on there
>Eventually run out of people within a 5 mile radius
None of that bullshit where it eventually refreshes, I'm talking I literally had to expand my radius to off of campus.
>1 match
>Try to talk to her
Typical shit, we talk, she acts bored, eventually never responds
>Switch my preference to men and women
>Swipe right only to the guys more attractive than me, do this only for like a day or two
>Get over 20 matches
>Get like 5 messages from guys saying I'm cute, handsome, asking me out and shit
Now let's do the math.
>Straight women are about 48% of the population
>48% of a 20,000 person campus
>Literally only 1 was interested in me
>She said nothing interesting, nothing nice to me, and eventually just ignored me
>Gay men make up maybe 2% of the population, 3% to be generous
>3% of a population of 20,000
>20 of them showed interest in me, like 10 of then sent me messages, and like 5 gave me compliments
Why couldn't I have been born gay?
>>24977368
Guys will fuck anything because they have much less options. Girls have libraries of men to choose from and therefore wont settle for for a guy, even with a minor flaw because they can get one without that flaw.
Pretty disgusting that their egos are so blown out, but what can you do.
>>24977227
love is nothing but the mental disease of the mind. her love for you is utility based and she will never love you the same way as you do. also we evolved from animals and animals never become monogamous out of love but for the survival of the offspring. you are just setting yourself up for manipulation and a life full of nagging. you are living in fucking Disney tails women never wanted good men but only to be used by bad boys.
>>24977433
>Disney tails
>tails
>>24977433
>Life full of nagging
Dating a girl doesn't mean I'll marry her.
Also I know it's nice to sour grapes things and say that love is just some dumb primate thing, but it's really nice and I hope you get to experience it one day too, anon. I think everyone should at least once before they die.
>>24977368
>use a hookup app
>wonder why girls on there only care about attractiveness
Are you a fucking retard?
>>24976325
The reason that I haven't got a gf is that I'm dead inside.
I'm not going to bullshit around the subject by saying how I deserve someone who will love me simply because I know that I could never return what they have shown me. I am rotten, and when people see this they shy away or just try to use me for whatever reason they see fit.
I can't see myself being alive in the next 3 to 5 years. I don't want to be remembered.
Anyone want to reply to this? I know that you wont but I wouldn't mind.
>>24978044
Here's a (You) 4 (You)
>>24978044
Same here man. Loneliness has diminished the light inside. I can't love or be loved, and I've accepted that. I'll just drink my self to death while be miserable at it. It's the only thing I know.
>>24977058
dat fucking copy pasta
>finally get a gf
>she slaps me so hard that one of my molars on the left side got knocked out of place so it hurts to turn my head to the left and there is also a painful pressure feeling in my right ear if I move my head too far to the right so I dont move my head at all anymore
give my virginity back please
>>24976325
To late i'm 35 with a broken skinned dick. My fates been sealed. i will remain alone for the rest of my days.
Suicide is the answer i just can't do it. Being a virgin makes it worse. I want nothing to do with any women at all.
>>24977739
What a fucking kek you are. I don't know how you actually typed in "r9k" when you meant to go to reddit.
Oh wait, I do.
>>24978243
>going into some evolutionary fedora talk about mating
>but im the redditor
alright bud
>>24977137
false analogy
unlike food, lack of partner doesnt kill you
>>24978508
>lack of partner doesnt kill you
maslow would disagree
>>24976325
You've never had a GF live with you, have you, anon? Unless you're very compatible, shit quickly becomes a pain in the ass for both of you as your guards get lowered and you start to both see the real people in yourselves.
>>24976325
Sadly I'm not interesting enough for a gf.
>>24978508
>lack of partner doesnt kill you
My fucking sides senpai. Well played.
>>24978195
were you dating the hulk?
>>24978508
>Affection and human interaction is the most basic psychological need
>Birth control and choosing your own partner is considered a human right
>People go insane if cut off from any human interaction for too long
>Children who are not given attention and affection from their parents develop mental disorders far more
Fucking kek.
honestly having a girlfriend is pretty overrated haha yknow what im saying? shit gets ANNOYING after a while brah. i swear i'm just tryna get my fuck on with my girl and she always trna go shopping or out to the club with her damn friends ahha what a ho. sometimes i just wish i could live the bachelor life haha not tied down or anything yknow? i need a little space from my woman sometimes haha
nahhh you guys will get one eventually you're cool but don't sweat it it's pretty overrated i've had like 12 and most of em were bitches
>>24978987
loneliness doesnt make your organs stop working
give me an example of death by multiple organ failure out of loneliness.
>>24979153
It just causes you to kill yourself out of despair.
See male suicide rates.
>>24978195
I'm fucking dying. I think only part of that is me losing my mind
>>24979153
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Genie_(feral_child)
A child born in 1957 was entirely isolated from all human contact from birth and when she was finally freed at age 12, she had the mental capacity of a 2 year old.
Death might not be the end result, but the end result, being psychological trauma, may be even worse.
>>24977007
wubudubz
>>24976993
>>24977032
>>24977058
>>24977227
>>24978195
>be kv until 17
>self improve a little (mostly grooming and social skills)
>get gf
>social skills go through roof
>motivation goes through roof
>no longer depressed
>2 years later fit, socially skilled, academically brilliant, career at Goldman Sachs lined up
These permavirgins make me giggle because there really is no hope without gf.
>>24981034
>get gf
i'm stuck on this step
>>24981045
Just dspiral eyes brah
