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Alright robots, time to get some shit off your chest.

-Worst thing you've ever done

-Most fucked up/specific sexual desire

-Worst thing you've ever fapped to

-Most fucked up (non-sexual) thing you secretly desire
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nice attempt fbi guy
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>>24975919
Why didn't you fucking post?
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>Worst thing you've ever done

Joined in when my friends were bullying this kid in elementary school, I made him cry

>Most fucked up/specific sexual desire

It's kind of hard to be a virgin and have a specific sexual desire. I sincerely just want to experience what a pussy feels like around my dick

>Worst thing you've ever fapped to

Video of asian prostitute crying for her mommy while being railed by a giant black dude. I think some of you have seen this.

>Most fucked up (non-sexual) thing you secretly desire

Death of all normies
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I once took a shit in a Mcdonals urinal and laughed when I saw the face of the guy who had to clean up my poop as he was walking out of the bathroom
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>worst thing you've ever done
got my 12 year old sister drunk without her knowing
>most fucked up/specific sexual desire
i want to roleplay as a mother, with my bf as my child and me raping him
>worst thing you've ever fapped to
don't really know
>most fucked up (non-sexual) thing you secretly desire
i want to be completely in control of my bf, just controlling everything he does
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>>24976049

>I want to roleplay as a mother, with my bf as my child and me raping him

Holy fuck, where do I sign up?
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>Worst thing you've ever done
In high school I sat next to short, fat indian girl in one of my classes. She was really sweet and funny. I decided that I wanted her to like me so I went out of my way to talk to her a lot and tried my best to get on her good side. It wasn't that hard since we naturally got along really well. She actually developed a huge crush on me (I heard second-hand that she was always talking about me with her friends) and eventually asked me out. I rejected her. I still have no idea why I did that.

>Most fucked up/specific sexual desire
I want to be abused and degraded by fat old men

>worst thing you've ever fapped to
No idea. Probably young guys getting fucked by fat old men

>most fucked up (non-sexual) thing you secretly desire
There are a few people in my program that I fantasize about beating to death every now and then.
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>worst thing you've ever done
legally? back when I was in HS I broke in one night and vandalized it, pissed on a classroom door, wrote threats and racial slurs on whiteboards, drew anatomically poor dicks on them with permanent marker, piled all the desks in one corner of the room, etc.

>most fucked up/specific sexual desire
I love futanari porn, but I love the idea of a helpless, virginal futa being forced to endure the wriggling insides of a hot, slick tentacle engulfing her engorged dick. I love the thought of rendering someone helpless and pleasuring them until they're in tears, and I fantasize about doing it to others and having it done to me.

>worst thing you've ever fapped to
I used to jack off to MLP shit back in 2011, but most of the weird stuff I indulge in is 2D so it's not too fucked up, probably some sounding stuff/ xeno monstergirls that don't even look human

>most fucked up non sexual thing
I want to be an effeminate or androgynous boy. Unfortunately I'm 6'1 and ugly as sin. Actually scratch that, I'd rather live in Gensokyo. Even if I get killed and eaten I could at least die happy
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>>24976046
This needs a smug pepe drawing made of it
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I killed a kid when I was 14. Now I'm 31 and still free. Due to the laws here not even if I confessed to it I would get in trouble. Maybe some court mandated therapy.

I told the story in great detail here a few times, but can't be asses to do it again.

What I will tell you is this, depriving a human of oxigen doesn't kill them immediately. It sends their body into some bizarre self preservation zerk mode that's pretty scary.

To this day I remember the awfull noises he was making, I'm pretty sure he broke a few bones and ripped some muscle just trying to breathe...

Death is not glamorous like in the movies.
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>Worst thing you've ever done
I hated my neighbor but had a crush on his girlfriend, with whom I was friends. He fought with her constantly and mooched off her parents' money. So I decided I wanted to fuck him over. I started slowly planting seeds, making it obvious I preferred her to him and the jealousy started growing. He finally blew up on me one night and that was the end of their relationship because she didn't like the way he "attacked" me. Within a few months of meeting me, he lost his girl, the house they were renting (because her parents were paying the rent) and most of his belongings (because her parents bought them and she took them with her when she left.) He had no money of his own, so he had to move back in with his parents.

>Most fucked up/specific sexual desire
Having a formal family dinner with my girlfriend's family, like at a holiday or something, and we're at the table, except she has one of those wireless remote controlled vibrator egg things inside her. I keep turning it on and off and she has to try to keep it together with all of her family watching.

>Worst thing you've ever fapped to
Dog bestiality I guess.

>Most fucked up (non-sexual) thing you secretly desire
To pull a heist. An elaborate job where I take some rich fuck for everything he has in the middle of the night. Then read about it in the paper the next day while I count his money.
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>>24976042
>Video of asian prostitute crying for her mommy while being railed by a giant black dude. I think some of you have seen this.

source you must give
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>>24976724

At least copy paste it you murderer faggot
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>>2497604>>24976049
That sounds like fun. Why can't you exist in real life?
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>>24975919
>Worst thing you've ever done
I ran away from home (to die in the cold) a decade ago. I didn't finish the job, as you can see, and that was the worst thing you've ever done.

>Most fucked up/specific sexual desire
none, pretty much what >>24976042 said.

>Worst thing you've ever fapped to
Russian porn.

>Most fucked up (non-sexual) thing you secretly desire
I want to drown this world in blood
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>>24977018
I've, fixxed
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