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RARE ROBOTS ONLY THREAD
polish robot here
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Kurwa

That is all.
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>>24975635
not even polish
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That's not rare, that's retarded

t. russian robot
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>>24975669
russian cant be robots, you cant build a robot out of trash
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>>24975595
Afghani robot reporting in
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American Ashkenazi Jew here with Polish/German genes
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>>24976436
>tfw when you did this to us
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>>24975595
nie sadzilem nawet ze istnieja jakies polskie roboty
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Im american but my last name is Kujawski and im 50% Polish by blood.

C...can I be friends with my pole brethren?
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Turkish robot here

>tfw could've been a dark haired pale Chad if I was taller
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Argentinean robot reporting in.

And to make me even more rare, I don't like soccer and I don't drink mate.

>>24976436
That's not rare at all... At least not here. Would be rare if you kept kosher.
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Real australian robot here
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I dont even know if being a swede is rare, but ive never met a robot from here.
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>>24975595
Hej, zuchu.
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>>24976420
how easy is it to get heroin? Do poppies grow everywhere and can you just grab them?
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Hungarian here
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>>24976587
I do. I have a few rabbis in the family and went to a religious school Lel


I have my own Tefillin n shit
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Flipbot reporting in.
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>>24975595
Polish people are loud, vulgar, illiterate, and I am ashamed to be one.
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Is Trinidad rare?
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>>24977350
Don't be so bitter, polishbro.
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lmao didnt know there were so many shitskins here

not that theres anything wrong with it
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>>24976628
>>24976534
siema, jak tam progres z dziewczyna
u mnie 0
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>>24977564
Nobody of will will ever get a gf. 0 remains 0.
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Italian robot, i bet this is rare
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>>24977584
nie rozumie, wypierdalaj
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>>24977586
I met one on omegle a couple of weeks ago.
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>>24977596
Sorry, I can understand polish but I cannot speak it myself.
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>>24977516
I just want more often than once a year to meet a stranger for whom language is something more than a vehicle of dismissal and derision of other people, as it is with normies, you know?

A couple of days ago, as I stood in line at a Biedronka, I heard a young man explain to an older, blind man, whom he assisted, that certain cookies were 'choinkoid' in shape -- namely, 'Christmas-tree-oid', meaning in the shape of one. It made my hour, and I regretted that I didn't smile visibly, so to let him know that his creative choice of suffix was appreciated.

It is so rare, though.
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>>24977602
Wasnt me unfortunately:(
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>>24977635
tfw bylem w biedronce w sobote i jakies pierdolone studenty byly z laskami i sie kurwa smialy
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>>24977635
That's beautiful.
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American robot representing
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>>24977856
Please don't insult students. I tried long and hard to become one until I gave up when I dropped out of uni for the second time.
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>>24977993
ssij mi jaja
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>>24978014
If people just communicated 'I don't want to talk to you anymore' in those exact words, it would pack a whole lot less punch, wouldn't it?
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>>24978049
You've got a good heart, Anon. Don't let anyone take that from you.
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>>24975715
>>24975669
underrated

this is original comment you fucking robot jew
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>>24978098
For the time being I'll pretend to forget about non-existence of free will, which entails that (almost) all good hearts are corruptible if only tempted or terrorized or otherwise pressured hard enough... You know -- untested virtue, not saying 'hop', the fact that many socially isolated people will yet turn out to be hard normies (which is not a good thing, despite the self-deprecatory comments such as 'I wish I were more stupid' or 'I wish I were less sensitive') given an opportunity, an invitation -- think invitation to drink and to concede that it's nothing harmful.

Thanks.
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>>24978269
>>24978098
In other words, there was a short story in which the line of the prayer was changed from 'nie wodz nas na pokuszenie' to 'wodz nas na pokuszenie'. It is hard to, after years, and, soon enough, decades of never having been tempted, to face the realization that once it eventually happens -- once your first employer, for instance, first expects you to lie to a customer ('oh yes, those are fresh', or 'oh yes, that's what everyone in the trade does', or 'oh, yes, this programming language is the best task for the job', or 'yes, I've had years of experience', or...), comforting you euphemistically that it is not a lie, but just an average advertisement... you will, just to avoid conflict and loss of your more or less secured position with them... you will comply, and do that thing, and you will tell yourself that if you had kept to your principles instead, then it would not have been moral integrity, but just... excessive rigidity. Or lack of ability to adapt to the environment...
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>>24978368
>>24978269
I am rambling incoherently and I must stop and sage. This always happens when I remember that people I talk to are actual, real people and not just posters and posts on 4chan. I am trying to fulfill some sort of conversational role, for instance: of someone who should provide meaningful digressions to entertain you with, and I fail both at it, and at whatever more meaningful, spontaneous comments which I might have had, maybe, if I didn't care how my words are read or reacted to ITT. I am a failure. Sage.
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>>24975595
We have a chain of stores with pepe cousin in logo...
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>there are people who had a Gamecube and never did their eyescan registration

I guarantee that those are the kinds of people to spam the Dragon Gun like fucking assholes.
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>>24978684
Where do you Iive in Poland?
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>>24978819
The registration plate implies that it is Lublin.
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>>24978819
>>24978959
it's just plate, it can be from anywhere
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>>24979204
That's why I said 'implies'.
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Polish anon living in Warsaw reporting in
>>24977635
You sound awesome
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Mongolia. Not an original post.
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>>24979369
I'm not. The guy I wrote about was. Also I made those three horrible posts, >>24978269 >>24978368 >>24978446. I have barely rehabilitated myself with >>24978959 and >>24979257.

That said, cheers.
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Wait how can Hung-arians and Polaks be robots.

Isn't it like mandatory to blow a visiting Hungarian in Poland or else it's disrespectful, and vise versa cuz brotherhood or something like that.
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>>24979690
>butthurt gypsy
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>>24979745
How?

That's a compliment at worst you fucking nigger
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Slovenian robot here. To make it even more rare, I live in the US.
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>>24979690
I live in Hungary but never been to Poland, but I would like to visit it someday, seems like a really beautiful country. Also, people there are very friendly with Hungarians as I've heard.
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Bosnia & Herzegovina here.

>he isn't a robot in 2 geographical regions merged into one country

Are you even trying?
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>>24979570
hang yourself you autistic fuckin faggot
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>>24975595
Japierdole buraku, polacy nie sa rzadcy.
Jestesmy praktycznie wszedzie.
Rzadkie moze byc nasze gowno.
A tak to pozdrawiam.
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>>24979801
I know a guy from Bosnia which lives in Germany.
Pretty dank, lemme' tell you.
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>>24979962
wypierdalaj pedrylu chuj mnie polacy
zawsze mi staje jak moje thready sa na 1 stronie
rowniez pozdrawiam
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>>24980003
A L T Y Z M
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>>24980024
musialme jebane 10 capatchow kurwa robic zeby ci odpisac
chujowa strona kara lepsze
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>>24980024
An autistic person would never bid farewell ironically.
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>>24979981

>I know a guy from Bosnia which lives in Germany.
OR (original refugees). There's plenty of them.
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alright lads
how many of you are actually robots
as in neets with no friends
if i have no job ill have nowhere to go, we dont have gibsmedat government

how many of you are just autistic uni students
how many of you are living off daddies and mommies money?
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An Israeli robot here.

Try to compete
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>>24980087

Can't you just buy a fertile jewess?
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>>24980087
OH VEY MOSEF
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>>24980097
>>24980099

Nice memes, I'm a full Persian girl with diagnosed schizophrenia
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>>24980313
I'm a full Persian boy diagnosed with Aspergers, want to date?
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Slovenian robot reporting in
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>>24980087
>>24980313

RARE

It's a winner
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>>24975595
moze nie ma nas tylu, co burgerow, ale to nie znaczy, ze nie ma nas wcale. jak juz jakis tam wczesniej madrze zauwazyl, rzadka to mozesz miec kupe.

i dlaczego kurwa alt+s daje mi spoiler tagi co to jest do kurwy nedzy
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Hungarian robot here.
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Portuguese robot reporting in.
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Czech robot here. No way anything beats this.
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>>24980903
Try beating ukrainian robot.
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Austrian robot here. Never encountered a fellow Autbot.
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>>24979426
underrated
when will you come and liberate your cousins from the western menace
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>>24980910
Not that hard considering lots of Ukrainian girls come here to become hookers or to marry rich men.
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>>24980946
No doubt all of them are fellow robots.
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Serbian gay robot reporting.
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BRAZIL
CADE OS BRAZUCA DESSA MACACADA?
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I've never seen the rarest of them all: the Hungarian fembot.
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Macedonian here

>tfw
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Niggas please. I am more rare than any of you. South African robot reporting in
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>>24975595
>polish
>robot
Choose one.

Poles can't be robots. They're all born as cynical cyborgs and whether they succumb to the western cancer or not decides if they stay that way or become normies.
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italian robot here
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>>24981004
Seeing ANY real fembot would be pretty fucking rare*
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>>24981075
Not as rare as this sweet pepe I've been holding on ever since the market crash which I'm not going to upload
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luxembourgish robot
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Latvian robot here
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>>24980049
>kara
>karachan
kurwa wypierdalaj na kwejka czy innego smerfa
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Estonia here
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>>24981259
>>24980812
>>24980049
>>24980003
>>24979962
Czemu jestescie az tak wulgarni? Jakies kompleksy leczycie czy wiek gimnazjalny wam doskwiera?
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American robot stuck in Kenya here

help me
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who /gayrobot/ here?
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>>24980890
Hello amigo

ajuda-me
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>>24981417
hamuje sie i jestem uprzejmy, gdy jestem wsrod ludzi. na 4chanie pisze to, co mysle, psychoanalityku od siedmiu bolesci
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>>24981504
O widzisz- da sie bez kurew zamiast przecinkow cale zdanie skleic.

Po prostu brzmi to jak jezyk popisujacego sie 13latka- szczegolnie porownujac ze wszystkimi innymi wpisami po angielsku gdzie i tak fuck przewija sie co chwile.
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Romaniabot here.
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>>24975595
What are some good polish things to tell an old polish family?
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>>24981729
otpierdolaj
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>>24981739
is that polish?
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Kebab robot reporting
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Estonian robot reporting in
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>>24975595
Albino robot

shiny human
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>>24978049
You gotta understand that's how 90% of polish people communicate online.
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>>24978098
Is that you?


Bloxers of originality
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i feel like i'm the only bulgarian here at times
being a robot in the balkans has to be one of the worst possible places for us.
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>>24975595
Norwegian robot here
feelsbadman
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>>24981943
Dammit im late
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>>24980087
Gibe me jewish wife pls I need money ;_;
>>24981739
>>24981756
Lol don't say that. That's rude. Say odpiernicz sie instead
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>>24975595
chilean robot desu
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>>24982108
Youre kidding right? 4chan is extremely popular among 20 year olds, especially in Sofia
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Czechbot
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How come no Finnish robots have reported in. This is social anxiety and neetbux the country.
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>>24975595
Hawaii resident reporting in (not disgusting local)
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Half dominican half Nicaragua robot reporting in. I'm also pretty light skinned for a spic.
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>>24981441
Who /lesbo/ robot here?
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polish fembot reporting in
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True Balkan reporting in.
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>>24984092
>>24984115
ugh...

>>>/out/
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Colombian robot here.
I'm 100% sure that there are no more robots in my country.
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>>24984177
why would you tell them to go to the outdoor board kek
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>>24981002
go back to your little subhuman hole you caved. don't forget we created your stupid ass country and yet you were the ones who ruined it. no shame really.
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Argentinean former neet here,studying chemical engineer
>>24976587
>2015
>No ir a cualquiera de las facultades gratuitas que existen para tener un misero titulo de tecnico
>shiggy diggy
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