>my little cousin just posted this on his normiebook
>i've long suspected he's a fag and but now he has a "girlfriend" he's constantly gloating about
>who incidentally looks like a fucking dude
Hmmmmmmmmm.
How do I deal with this?
Let him live his life.
>>24975525
>that fat fuck is considered little to you
how fucking fat are you?
>>24975525
m8 he's at least found someone
think of how awful it is to be so lonely, then stop trying to make other people just as lonely
>>24975525
Fags generally at the faggiest in their teens, most gays don't become bro-tier until they're in their late 20s and realised that taking dick isn't the only thing to enjoy in life. Until then it's mainly attention whoring because they suddenly have so many easy accessible sexual partners as options. I actually envy gay people for this
>>24975525
You fuck him in the ass until he begs you to stop because he isn't really gay and just an attention whore.
>>24975817
I'm referring to him as little due to his age.
>>24976001
yeah fucking right
>>24975855
It's just really triggering my autism having to hear him brag about his "hot gf" everytime I see him when in reality it looks like a fucking dude and he's clearly closeted.
Do you really think a straight guy would touch this thing.
>>24976050
>brag about his "hot gf" every time I see him"
that does sound obnoxious, I hate cunts like that
>do you really think a straight guy would touch his thing
my dad is uglier and I'm here
>>24976050
Damn, looked qt from the side, changed my mind. Short hair a best though.
>>24976050
>>24975525
Seems like a obvious case of low test, OP.
Don't worry op, your cousin is straight, but has beta taste.
but what if she sucks a mean dick
>>24975525
I'm pretty sure that that's a female.
>>24976050
>Do you really think a straight guy would touch this thing.
Yes. She's not fat, so she's 3/10 at the least. These women are in high demand.
Be proud he isn't gay, or at least refuses to show it
>>24976296
It is. My point though is that in the past he has exhibited completely faggy behavior and is now flaunting it up with a bull dyke. I'm pretty sure they're both being beards for each other, and his whole act is fucking pissing me off.
Like fucking come on. I know he's a homo and she's obviously a massive lesbo.
How do I get him to stop his retarded charade?
>>24976345
why do you fucking care? Let him be happy you're a piece of shit.
>>24976369
I CARE BECAUSE EVERY TIME I FUCKING SEE HIM HE STARTS ACTING LIKE HE'S IN A FUCKING SITCOM ACTING AS THE GAY GUY PRETENDING TO BE STRAIGHT TOWARDS HIS FUCKING BIGOTED PARENTS AND IT'S SO FUCKING BLATANTLY DISRESPECTFUL THAT I WANT TO FUCKING STRANGLE HIM
CAN YOU NOT FUCKING READ MY PREVIOUS POSTS YOU FUCKING CRETIN
>>24976345
>california
live in san diego, she's a catch man. let your faggy cousin get some snatch, at least he isn't dating a trap.
most chicks here are spics or straight up vapid retards, you either have to lower your standards or accept boypussy/celibacy.
Let your cousin date the girls he wants to and stop being such an asshole because you can't get a gf and he has one.
>>24976532
>>24976369
Hello reddit. Say hi into the camera please.
>>24976404
he's not 'pretending to be straight' he's either a straight guy who acts like a fruitcake like a good amount of californians, or he's closeted gay.
whatever he is, his girl is 1)a real girl 2)better than most of the sluts in the state.
if he comes out later good for him, if not then he's just a weird millennial fruitcake. liberalism sucks.
>>24975525
Try killing yourself. Then you wont feel envy anymore.
>>24976404
Holy fucking shit. You are embarrassing yourself.
>>24976546
>get called out on being a dick
>g-g-g-g-get out r-r-r-r-reddit
>yeah i t-t-t-told them!!!!1
Suicide. It's the only option.
>>24976594
I am not op, and just calling out your xir tumblr mind set.
>>24976050
that's just how kids look these days, its progressive desu.
>>24976546
>look, its leddit xD hey guys, found the ledditer!!! He thinks someones a dick, better leddit him know about the leddit XxDDD
Literally how you look rn.
>>24976546
Try not to get sotriggered.
>>24976661
Why do you derail ops thread?
>>24976685
I was juat pointing out howupsetthat guy seemed. Not like this thread is worth having. Literally an angsty teens blogpost.
Holy shit you niggers have given me literally zero constructive ideas to getting him to fuck off.
Literally all I want is a way for him to shut up.
>>24976734
I'm 31.
>>24976750
your cousin cloned himself with a stronger brow game
if you cant see this you are too blue pilled
>>24976685
And why do you have to be a shit head about your cousin? You find him annoying. So fucking what? There are always going to be people who are annoying. But you have to be some insecure prick to take so much offense over something where you're just a spectator. You act like you're somehow involved but you're actually not at all.
>>24976750
I would stop posting faces of your relatives op, you never know if a psycho will browse your thread.
On topic: why don't you try avoiding contact with him? You are on r9k so I feel like you should know how to do that.
>>24976750
Tell him he's not slick and that everyone knows he's fucking a dude
>>24976797
I am not op mate.
>>24976804
i'm sending OP gay porn currently, since he's so triggered by fags :^)
>>24976750
>being this mad
>at fucking 31 years old
>fucking 31
>fucking
>thirty
>fucking
>one
How far down the autism spectrum do you have to even be!? Its amazing, you managed to exceed your cousins faggotry!
>>24976804
After my mom died, my aunt (her sister) and I co-inherited her property. They live in the main house and I live in the guest house, so she invites me to dinner a lot and I have to cope with him.
I'm not going to outwardly tell them to fuck off since it means they cut off utilities to my house or something.
>>24976833
This is an anonymous image board that doesn't even make sense.
>>24976879
>posting personal details
>thinking privacy still exists in 2011 + 4
hope you like gay porn dude
>>24976848
Diagnosed with Aspergers and ASPD.
So seriously OP, what do you plan on actually doing? Do you have the slightest idea that won't get you annexed from the family?
sexuality is a spectrum, not binary
>>24976931
Well you guys have offered no advice so not really.
The idea I was considering before posting was going and sneaking into the house while he's gone and going through his computer to find gay stuff and blackmailing him. I walked in on him looking at some suspicious stuff once before, so I'm sure it's there. The problem is getting into his room since my aunt is there basically all day.
I was really hoping for some better suggestions though.
Why are you saving my posts?
>>24976965
Back to Tumblr and Sociology class with you.
>>24976050
My way is that a girl
>>24976965
>SPECK TROM
#triggered
>>24976974
I'd say hit on his gf.
>When he gets buttblasted tell him it was a joke.
>Because he's a faggot he'll think the joke is that he's a faggot.
>He'll realize he's a faggot and suck your sick
>His faggot girlfriend will be so turned on my your alpha ways that she'll let you put your finger in the duke.
OR tell your aunt it bugs you respectfully.
>>24977027
>>24976965
Sure it's a spectrum but there's only so many holes.
And he chose the butt hole.
>>24976991
He's right, though
It goes, in order of least to most gay,
>Straight
>Faggot
>Flaming faggot
>Super fucking turbo mega faggot
>Guy who posts in trap threads and say he's not gay
>OP
>>24976974
To catalog the adventure. Id like to see where this goes.
>>24977074
I really don't think I can convincingly pretend to be interested in this thing.
I've already mentioned it to my aunt and she's so happy because she thinks he's straight that she told me to fuck off.
>>24977147
Okay maybe you could hire escorts to come and have sex with him.
Not sure exactly how it'd work out but I feel like the interaction would give you some closure
>>24977087
but that is a female with a vagina, you don't think fucking traps isn't gay do you?
>>24977171
Do you mean like a gigolo?
>>24977206
Either, hopefully a sexual encounter with a literal women would give him some perspective though
>>24977196
I think fucking anything that isn't a normally developed female is kind of wrong and weird. But I think about in terms of procreation.
I'm just saying that whether she has a vagina or not he's at least subconsciously getting with a person with male characteristics.
I mean at least you know he'll be a top
>>24977226
Sorry but I have a limited amount of neetbux and don't want to waste them on a plan than may or may not accomplish my goal of getting him to fuck off.
I'm open to more suggestions though.
>>24977309
Well like you said finding blackmail would be perfect.
Maybe start calling him a faggot?
Or
Convince him that if he really loves her that they should have a child.
She presumably would be against this as she is a bulldyke and it will be awkward and they'll break up.
How is his cousin a "fag" if he's with woman? Yeah, she's boyish but that doesn't make him a faggot. Would you consider him going out with a girly man straight?
>>24977411
They're so I think they can plausibly deny the child thing but yeah I like the blackmail idea.
I'm thinking I might have to climb through his window in order to access his computer while he's at school.
Do you guys have any suggestions pertaining to grappling hooker or general climbing advice?
I'm definitely thinking something like pic related.
>>24975525
If he's happy, you should be happy for him too. He's your family, shouldn't that be what you want for him?
>>24977476
Whoops forgot my costume picture.
>>24977478
No I want him to fuck off. Read the thread before posting please.
>>24977429
Going out with a girly man is gay, going out with a trap is gay. Going out with this thing is technically straight, but just because a relationship is heterosexual doesn't mean that the individual is not a faggot.
Comprende?
>>24977476
>totally straight bruh
It looks like a fucking dude and from what OP says his cousin is just using it to cover up his fagginess.
>>24977485
Everything about your posts hint that you're either mentally impaired or lying about your age. Why are you so obsessed with your cousin's love life?
>>24977476
Well I'd say rule #1 is find a time when there's no one in the house. If you need to make a schedule of when people are normally out.
#2 try to figure out exactly what you're looking for so you don't need to be there too long, maybe even make multiple trips.
#3 if you're comfortable with scaring the shit out of him make it evident someone went through his stuff.
Got no climbing tips other than keep your center of gravity as close to the wall as possible
>>24977521
fuck meant for >>24977429
how is this comment not fucking original
>>24976404
This place is so entertaining that sometimes I forget how utterly vile and repulsive some of you are.
Go fuck yourself you self-centered piece of shit.
>>24977538
READ THE FUCKING THREAD IT'S BECAUSE HE WON'T SHUT UP ABOUT IT JESUS CHRIST
>>24977548
Alright, thank you. This is the first good advice I've gotten so far.
This is what I'm thinking so far:
1. The problem is that my aunt doesn't work and therefor times to get into the house are inconsistent. The best thing I can think about is when they sometimes go out for dinner on Friday night, but sometimes they get takeout and stay in and I don't want to wait weeks for them to get out. I just need to risk getting to his room during the day when everyone but my aunt is gone, I think.
2.I just need to quickly root through his computer. I'll rip his Chrome search history onto a USB drive. Also go through his normiebook. Besides that, is there a way to check recently access sites from his IP?
I'll also snoop around through his files a bit, probably searching for common video files types and stuff. I'm not sure if there's some FBI program that can quickly find stuff like that or not.
3. Well yeah, the whole idea is to blackmail him so I'll do that.
>>24977548
>>24977652
You're fucking psycopaths, no wonder you all end up forever alone / tfw no gf bitter fucks, jesus
>>24977652
Kek, can't wait for it all to blow in your fat ugly face and the subsequent "Why is degeneracy rampant?? REEEE" thread
>>24977652
This is insane, this has to be a joke. I can already tell by your posts that there really is something wrong with you. This has nothing to do with who your cousin is dating-- there is something wrong with your brain and the way it processes things. Have you been diagnosed with anything, OP?
>>24977669
>>24977697
Why you normie fucktards hate me so? I just want my life to go back to what is was when he was closeted and didn't constantly talk to me about his beard.
>>24977728
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST WHY CAN NONE OF YOU READ THE FUCKING THREAD
>>24977743
Pretty sure he has a crush on the halfbreed too by the way.
>>24977743
I did read the entire thread. Your cousin publicly displays and talks about his affection for his girlfriend. This is normal. You, on the other hand, are not. There is something so wrong with you. It's hilarious.
>dat belly
>dem hips
That's not a guy you closeted retard
>>24977652
Search history by itself should be pretty telling, I don't think there is a simple way to deal with IP history. There is probably some tool to check it though.
Are you hoping to orchestrate a full on break up or just get him out of your hair?
Also
>>24977669
Rightt?? Tfw
>>24977776
HOLY FUCK WHY AM I HAVING TO DRILL THIS POINT INTO FUCKING ALL OF YOUR HEADS
He is gay. In the past, I have seen him with his cock out to picture of nude men. He has a lisp. He is flamboyant. He is dating the most masculine fucking girl on the planet. He pretends to be straight. He will not shut up about it to me. Every fucking day I hear him nonstop "straight" exploits. For the sake of my sanity I need it to stop.
>>24977790
READ THE THREAD
>>24977743
We read your filth you dumb fuck, it isn't a comprehension issue, your hate-filled and bitterness-fueled retardation is crystal clear, it's just despicable and so are you.
>>24977799
I just want him to leave me alone. I don't care what he does with his beard in his own time.
someone find his fag cousin and send this thread to him
hilarious OC
>robot
>having a fagboook account where you see these posts every day
>lolz
>>24977817
So he's bi. Big fuckin deal.
>>24977842
Well like if you said that he might fuck off who knows
>>24975525
Damn is he balding already, how old?
>>24977839
>>24977845
What the fuck is your problem. Why are you even fucking here? If you just want to feel morally superior to other people then there are much better places than an anonymous image board. I just want fucking peace of fucking mind.
>>24977817
So fucking what?
It's not your fucking business, given your charming personality I'd rather worry about managing to use my cock for something else than pissing before I die
>>24977817
Obviously he isn't gay he also likes women because her body is really great, she has big tits, slightly chubby and little muscle tone.
You're just mad you'll never get a gf with a body like that
>>24977860
I've already told him that no one gives a shit about his stupid highschool fling. He said I was jealous.
I'm afraid to call him out as homo until I have concrete proof due to repercussions from his parents.
>>24976050
her face looks like Grimes
>>24977887
Meant average tits but typed big fuck
>>24977845
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm well this is a start hmmmm I wonder
>>24977894
If you kind of imply his faggotry whenever he tries to act straight it could help
>>24977887
>this
>attractive
Pick one.
And that's besides the fucking point. I just want him to stop talking to me and go back to being the closeted little fag that he is.
>>24977934
Fuck off normie scum.
>>24977894
>I must prove my cousin is homosexual
>I must make his parents reject him
>I must ruin his life
>i must be superior
>>24977959
READ THE FUCKING THREAD I JUST WANT HIM TO BE QUIET
you sound like a massive fag op. i don't care what a girl looks like so long as it means i can finally get some pussy in my face
>>24977872
Once again wonder-tard, freedom of speech is not freedom from criticism, and your austitic ramblings are right in the bullseye of anyone with a modicum of sanity.
Also seconded, somebody find the fb of the cousin or any way to contact him and make it all backfire in that scumbag's face.
>>24977973
Stop reading his Facebook posts maybe?
>>24977952
>this extreme jealousy
Dude you're so fucking mad that your bi cousin was able to find an extremely hot butterface girl all to himself and you have NOTHING
LMAO GET DESTROYED FAGGOT
>>24976404
I don't understand why you can't support him whatever the case may be. You're just as bigoted as his parents.
>>24977995
>extremely hot
Seriously stop this meme. Literally nothing on earth could convince me that >>24976050 is attractive.
>>24977973
kill yourself you scum
you're the true faggot
>>24978006
You're quite possible retarded and definitely need to work on reading comprehension.
>>24978019
Leave.
>>24977973
>"MOOOOOOOOOM SOMEBODY DOES SOMETHING I DON'T LIKE REEEE"
That's you shitstain
>>24978036
>need to work on reading comprehension
Have you had a look at OP's posts?
>>24978015
LOOK AT THIS BODY YOU ARE SO FUCKING JEALOUS.
YOU WISH YOU COULD HAVE IT BUT YOU HAVE NOTHING FAGGOT. EVEN A GAY MAN GETS BETTER AND MORE GIRLS THAN YOU
>>24978064
It's literally vomit inducing IMO.
beat the gay out of him. it's the only solution.
>>24978036
No, I completely understood what you said.
He's just a dumb kid who's insecure about his sexuality, you're 31 years old and should know better by now.
>>24978071
Probably because you're fucking gay. She has an extremely feminine body, even if her face looks like a little boy
I'm going to go ahead and stop responding to stupid normie posts.
Does anyone have any other ideas besidesthe break in top shutting him up? I like it but it's a little personal and nervewracking.
>>24978095
I was actually thinking of something like this. Maybe paying someone to hit him in the mouth so he can't talk or something.
Little known fact:
She used to be into black guys
>>24978149
Again, I'm 99% sure she's his dyke beard.
So what are you going to do once you out him as a flaming homosexual, OP?
>>24978180
The idea is just to make him shut up by revealing evidence of his secret.
If he keeps bugging me or acts impulsively I'll tell my aunt.
>>24978160
Whatever she is I don't like it on a number of levels.
Don't let her become part of your family.
>>24978214
>I'm 31 years old
>this post
>>24978237
I don't see you offering any solutions asshole.
God why do you care what he does with his life?
If you don't feel like hearing him talk about it just act like a fucking adult and tell him so instead of projecting your insecurities and repressed homosexual tendencies on him.
But I guess you're just another autistic mess who acts like a little bitch irl, mumbling his way through life while having delusions of control and a superiority complex.
Go for a walk and chill or have a cathartic session of watching Mr. Robot if it gets you hard to play the autistic mastermind vigilante.
You should just pay some people too beat him up and call him fag. You know, because they beat him up because they thought he was gay.
Hey man maybe you should lay off.
She's pretty tough and scary and stuff.
>>24977743
OP on the far left in the middle of one of his episodes.
>>24978339
He's really the type of little tool to exploit getting hurt for brownie points. It seems like he'd just use it as a chance to gain sympathy and talk up how straight he is. Maybe if they could knock out teeth and make him incapable of speaking or something.
I really don't know where I'd find people like that anyway though.
>>24978149
this joke is fucking fantastic.
i'm not sure anyone else got it, but my friend, i got it, and i'm smirking like a thief that never got caught.
OP sounds like you might be projecting.
Why do you care so much,you big fag?
>>24978279
so you're mad that your cousin is throwing it in your faces that his fruity ass can get with a chick. here's a solution to get back at him.get your own gf so that you won't be a jealous bitch.
>>24978397
Thank you anon :)
As a sign of my gratitude pls accept these cringe worthy comments on her and her friends photo shoot
>>24978346
OP should stop posting. if he care about his family well being. he should stop better delete this thread.
>>24978483
I just want him to shut up. That's all. Peace and quiet.
>>24978509
If you care about being a functioning human being, then you should learn to proofread your sentences, you fucking halfwit sounding faggot.
>>24978513
There is only one final solution
Why are people against OP ambition? Don't tell me Reddit made 4chan that soft.
Once last thing I found on this girl that I found humorous and thought I'd share with you fellas
>>24978622
fucking what
how can they just casually announce that shit to the world
>>24978622
holy shit. i wouldn't be surprise if you eventually figure out her full name and where exactly she lives.
Jesus OP, you're a retard.
Yes the girl looks like a boy, yes your cousin may be gay.
Why does it matter?
Block him on Facebook if you literally cannot stop yourself from reading about it and being so triggered.
You are worse than any tumblr/reddit user, you are a huge retard/sperg.
>REEEEE STOP DOING THINGS THAT /POL/ SAID WAS DEGENERATE EVEN IF IT'S A BOY AND GIRL BUT THE BOY PROBABLY FANTASIZES ABOUT IT BEING A BOY HAHA I'M BETTER THAN YOU IT'S ALL ABOUT ME
You are more self centered than any crazy tumblr girl. You might fit in better over there.
>>24978671
Great post friend!
>>24978653
Having a bit of trouble, in the meantime check out this oddly proportioned female I found
>>24978690
She's probably wearing a corset to make her waist look thinner.
I think OP is gay and projecting onto his cousin
OP here. Gonna watch my animu in PEACE and then go to bed. If everything goes well I'll report in the evening PST after dinner, if it doesn't then I don't know.
If you think OP is a faggot don't leave the thread, think I'm about to stumble across his Facebook.
>>24978732
Good luck with that you normie nigger. I'M OUT.
>>24978732
Keep going, trooper. You're doing God's work.
>>24978710
But wait :O :O
Status update I've found a Facebook picture she's in but not an account yet
>>24978671
This, a thousand times this.
OP is indeed on par with tumblr retards:
>"- Why can't you just READ what I WROTE GOD?!"
>"- Well I did, it's just that it's retarded and hateful"
> - FUCK OFF / REEEE / *blocks you*
>>24978688
It is actually, but the truth always hurts doesn't it anon?
>>24978791
Huh that is pretty odd.
>>24978791
And now we know OP is just a jealous bitter fuck haha, 10/10 thread
>>24978690
her twitter and google+ has been found you will find her facebook page if she has one. we know her first name and the letter her last name starts with and that she live in cali. this poor girl has no idea what could happen to her. OP cousin is on face book and taken pictures with her. you can find both of them just base off on stuff you we found on her.
>>24978732
oh I'm not leaving
>>24978812
That's not his cousins troll gf dummy.
>>24978732
Any luck yet? I think OP is a phaggot.
>>24978732
>>24978816
Same, staying here and can't wait to see either OP's shitty life and repressed faggotry exposed or the backslash when someone contacts his cousin or his gf
So is OP just really jealous because his fat effeminate cousin is getting some puss and he isn't?
>>24978838
Yes
>>24978825
No luck yet, got her first name and last initial, nothing revealing on twitter yet but G+ is very active.
>>24978838
Don't know yet but I'm keeping /comfy/ and posted. I see OP's faggotry as having comedic potential.
>>24978622
Cali Girl looks like Elliot Rodger.
>>24978816
In the meantime I present, females having no spatial understanding
>>24978896
Drum roll please. I think I'm catching feelings btw
Alright senpai I'm here. I'm a super slueth
He's going to hell.
Made a dummy twitter account, should I tweet the girl with a link to the thread and explain the situation to her?
That her boyfriend's 31 year old cousin was inciting harassment on her?
>>24979051
You should leave /r9k/ you massive white knight negroid.
>>24979051
No need for that phamily, I told you I'm here now
Doesn't this guy look familiar?
>>24979066
Fuck off, he should do it and let OP have what his harassing, psycopathic ass deserves.
>>24979073
>Doesn't this guy look familiar?
I'm not sure I'm making the connection.
>>24978732
monitoring this thread from now on for that drama
>>24979073
Not really.That OP?
I could tell her to contact her boyfriend's mother, who should then contact the police because OP is conspiring to break and enter/blackmail her son.
>>24978988
she having religious debates and shite
>>24979110
See >>24977743
THE PLOT THICKENS
>>24979073
Oh shit nigga you are good
>>24979066
as much as you don't like chicks. OP deserves to get shitted on
>>24979130
Those are different people.
>>24979066
Found the phaggot, 31 yr. Old OP.
>>24979073
defecate in lavatory
Anyone think I might have found him? Seems fat enough
Also
>mfw when my face responds to the fact I am kind of an accomplice to anything OP does
I've noticed an increase in fembot threads, anime reaction image posting, and whiteknighting.
like in the past couple months the amount of the aforementioned has skyrocketed, the fuck is going on?
>>24976032
Are you retarded? That was obvious from the OP.
>>24979073
Lel. A poo in loo.
>>24979161
Poo in loo, UK is a fucking shithole desu
>>24979163
I already found him, profile seems pretty blank and he has no facebook, at least that I could find so I give up.
Comparing him to the other pictures though, that's definitely him.
>>24978653
>>24978690
are you niggers serious? i found OP and his faggy cousin's shit within thirty minutes of him posting caligirl's twitter.
Hey guys I found a thing that may be of interest or not to some faggots somewhere.
Also OP she doesn't love him back, you could tell him that. Cos it's true
>>24979185
If you found both of them that fast then I feel emasculated, but I still posted it first so fuck you faggot
>>24979185
bitch don't leave us in suspense and post who OP bitch ass is.
>>24979185
I was only able to find his cousin. Who is OP?
>>24979165
That robots of the psycopathic/crass variety got lulled into a false sense of security when this place was only an echo chambers for their deranged ramblings but get their asses handed over to them just like the betas they are irl when normal people are introduced?
>>24979163
califag from the beginning of the thread here, that's indeed OP.
>>24979191
Second member of this family drama
>>24979191
>He literally calls himself a dolt.
>>24979222
was gonna call bullshit but you went and got trips.
I'd hardly call people who use anime screenshots normal but to each their own.it's actually Tumblr, fuck you.
>>24979203
>>24979208
>>24979216
sounds better in video.
>>24979165
People who aren't pathetic omegas are visiting the board now.
>>24979191
>expose?
got damn you people can be scary good
>>24979228
Currently looking for OP's aunt on Facebook.
Any luck yet?
Also, anyone else curious as to why she goes by two different names?
>>24979267
google plus is probably a pseudonym. i did that shit too because google is skynet.
>>24979208
>>24979216
Odds that this is OP. I've got a feeling
>>24979228
So, is OP a poo in loo or a pay dnebts?
>>24979292
That's not OP.
Too young, claims to be 31, and is a friend not his cousin.
>>24979292
Large, one-sided argument where OP takes himself too seriously and seems very self-centered.
>Yup, that sounds about right.
>>24979292
i have a feeling it's not OP, if he is OP is the biggest hypocrite ever, fucking black lipstick and calling his cousin a fag.
>>24979312
Yes, but OP comes across as hypocritical.
>>24979311
Right? Online banter seems consistent, would mean OP lied to us though and just wants to shit on his faggy friend
>>24979312
>>24979311
>>24979292
It's not OP.
Way too young, and I doubt he'd say
>find another friend
in his last comment if he was her boyfriend's cousin, just doesn't seem like him.
Possible OP deleted his Facebook. I would guess the best way to find him would be through the aunt's Facebook, but I'm having a tough time looking from here.
>>24979297
he could had lie about his age
>>24979342
you could try his cousin facebook. he could had save OP as his relative
>>24979346
>>24979333
I suppose he could have lied but the whole intricate story about his mom dying and him living in the guest house and wanting to go in and go through his computer seems a bit too much.
The online banter seems consistent but the rest doesn't. I wouldn't bet on it.
I think the best path from here is just to message Dalton/the girl and tell them about the cousin who is conspiring to break and enter/blackmail Dalton. It actually is a criminal offense, and they might at least be able to get OP kicked out of autism den.
>>24979333
The emphatically capitalization of words is defo pretty similar.
>>24979346
>>24979342
>>24979325
It's entirely possible OP has lied to us about his connection to Dalton.
However I don't think he was expecting anyone to not understand his side of the "issue" so it's equally plausible he told the truth. The aunt is the missing link atm
>>24979372
Could also say it might be that Logan kid, if he doesn't have a cousin who lives in the guest house then it's him.
Either way, anything to possibly expose OP for being the faggot that he is.
Not that the girl and boy aren't huge tumblr faggots too, but OP is just as bad and a hypocrite.
>>24979368
Already tried, nothing there.
>>24979402
I'm giving OP and friends a pass for growing up in shitville
>>24979342
If he deleted it then there would still be references to him in other peoples' facebooks.
>>24979441
Yeah holy fuck, every single one of these people is ugly as sin.
OP is complaining when he himself and the rest of his family are probably just as ugly if not worse
ITT sjw faggots from reddit have taken over /r9k/ and are now doxxing op for no proper reason at all.
>muh doing this for a good cause bullshit
>>24979512
>>exposing faggotry
>>no proper reason
>>24979512
Mostly because OP is butthurt as fuck and is a huge baby
>waahhh he has a gf but is confused about his sexuality and I don't how should I ruin his life
>>24979512
I'm going through looking for OP because he's a huge faggot.
It's not for a good cause, it's because him, his cousin, and his girlfriend are all massive faggots.
But he's the biggest faggot because he has to make their relationship which does not effect him in any way all about him.
I'd like to see him doxx'd for no other reason than that he acts like a Tumblr SJW, in that everything must be about him.
>>24979512
>they're fucking using cellphones
>they're too stupid to realize that no true robot has a facebook account
It might be time for me to migrate to wizchan.
>>24979512
I gave OP climbing advice too so I'm in the clear.
Also none of these couple pictures are more than 6 days old, nbd
>>24976879
Why did your aunt got it? Was it written in the will or it is some stupid law and why would your mom give it to her sis instead her son? Not to mention the whore lives in the house and you in guesthouse, I would be pissed off.
But the girl is not so bad, I would hit it, better then jerking off. Try to cu.ck your cousin.
>>24979528
Also the guy's gf looks like a man, why the fuck you gotta make things worse for him. He isn't much better off than having no gf
>>24979512
No, we're doing it cause OP tried to get us to be his personal army. Also, because OP sounds like a gigantic faggot.
Tl;dr- fur da lulz
>>24979520
>>24979528
>>24979535
>>24979544
>op has personality issues just like everyone else on this fucking board
>lets dox him for fun
it's fucking disgusting behaviour to turn on one of your own and we don't accept that here on my board.
>>24979568
You reek of first month on /b/.
Rule number one right faggot XD?
>>24979578
>>your board
>mfw I picture OP sitting behind his monitor, seething with rage and going through this girl's twitter, taking screenshots and typing the OP
Holy shit, lol. What a loser.
>>24979583
K.. Keep me posted. K.. Keep me posted. K.. Keep me posted.
>>24977743
ew a fucking shit skin.
>>24979578
>OP has personality issues. Boo hoo.
Who cares? He's still a fag.
>>24979578
>requesting a personal army is okay
Go back to reddit you unbearable newfag cocksucker
>>24979594
>imgur filename
>lol
>loser
>>24979594
>literally spending time ASSUMING what somebody else is thinking and doing
>>24976848
This, I don't know why this faggot is getting so much attention but I'm sticking around for all the free shitposting I get to read.
>>24979615
>newfag
>thinking asking for advice = personal army
Get out.
>>24979512
See all the answers below, OP chose to be a psycopath and a faggot and it comes with a price dearie!
ITT: SJW go on a witch hunt for OP
>>24979634
>thinks posting someone's twitter is not the same as a personal army request
Dude look, I know you've been here for a month and how
>YOU'RE SO UNNORMAL NO ONE UNDERSTANDS XDDDD
but get the fuck off my site you normie
>>24979512
i doxed his ass for keks and am actively not telling these newfags 'cause I want OP to keep his fucking job.
everyone else: welcome to 4chan, i hope you see something that triggers you and kill yourself. you're pathetic, I signed OP up for some gay pr0n but you niggers seem out for blood.
>>24979614
>doxxing someone for fun
>needs a fake reason so he thinks he's righteous (sjw-style)
>hurrr he's a fag
>>24979615
Read OP's post and you'll find he said:
>How do I deal with this?
>How do I...
>I...
GUYS GUYS GUYS
OPs cousin dated the other girl in October
Dolt is chad
>>24979620
>assuming
Nice capitalization there, OP. Just like in the Facebook messages. Also, stop samefagging. It's annoying.
>>24979657
Right, because obviously every fucking time someone posts a twitter it's a personal army request.
Guess we'd better ban /pol/ for constantly trying to use a personal army against Trump and Milo.
>>24979676
what kind of faggot tries to dox people on a cell phone? jesus christ every board is shit tonight, nukes when?
>>24979684
>accuse me of being op
That's right normie, deflect away from the bullshit you're committing in this thread.
>>24979637
ITT: OP samefagging very poorly. Pls stop. You're not good at it.
>>24979688
also
>claims to not be personal army
>being op's personal army
either you're following through with a pa request or there is no pa request and you're skeleton supporting kikes.
>>24979691
Eat shit, my computer is to far away.
I'm trying to entertain myself with daltons thuglife rn.
I'm the only anon who gave op real break in/blackmail advice so plz no bully
>>24979688
No you fucking retard. If you had been on this site for longer and lurked more you would know that people will state their issue and ask for advice, then post details "accidentally" because they know people will snoop and doxx the person.
But you wouldn't have any fucking idea because you just got in from tumblr, you balless little faggot
>>24979713
You honestly need to press the red x in your browser corner and never come back to this site again.
>>24979698
See>>24979333 and>>24979620. Noice capitalizations, aspie. You type like Chris Chan.
>>24979721
I mean this board basically facilitates suicide.
I'll sleep easy tomorrow
You know how many of robot's family's think we are gay? Tons.
If I ever got a gf, no matter how dyke or ugly, I wouldn't want my family sperging out on me, demanding I shouldn't be happy unless im choking on dick.
Fuck off OP. Please end your life for your family's sake. Your jealousy is palpable.
>>24979715
i'm just angry at this thread, board, site, etc. tonight. yeah you're right. gave them a break too when i realized how pathetic they are.
shit's mad funny though, their lives are a white trash seinfeld episode.
>>24979740
All of my posts are below, cunt.
>>24979512
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