Howdy, wagekeks. While you are on here instead of sleeping, I'm mastering the /quantum physics/ and testing out century year old theories that have been practiced by the greatest physicists and philosophers. Don't mind the hat, just wanted to try it on. Us NEETS are the ultimate /scholars/
>>24974544
So are leptons really compound particles?
>>24974544
should've targeted unikeks too
>PAYING for WORK
>wagekeks in training
>>24974612
Exactly.
True scholars like Plato and Aristotle do not learn for work not attend school. They write books. I'm currently working on my memoir
>>24974635
>memoir
of what life?
"today I watched nhk for the third time."
>>24974544
>quantum physics
oh you are anon? can you explain the concept of black body radiation then? this is one of the simplest concepts we learned in quantum
>>24974802
That's not simple, only the definition is but the concept has many implications. Educate yourself wagekek
>>24974544
really? with what equipment?
>>24974802
You apes can barely grasp the concept of a toaster oven and you talk of quantum physics
>>24976334
...its true
that being said i am supposed to be learning this in school I am just very bad at learning
that being said I probably know more than OP does
>>24974544
Thisis a noble pursuit of knowledge.
>>24974793
>More Tendies, The Life of Anon
>>24974544
Tell me about quantum physics, anon
>>24974802
Is that something to do with Hawking radiation?
>>24974544
Another physics major here. Post your work, we're waiting. Surely you wouldn't lie on the internet, would you?
>>24974793
>and the revelation came to me, like thunder from the sky
>as I watched NGE for the 24th time, I decided to use my left hand to fap instead of right
>a whole new world was open to me, only achievable by a genius such as myself
>>24974635
Chapter 1
Today I woke up at 13:00, and masturbated for 4 hours to my favorite animu. I then played pokemon for 10 hours straight pausing only to piss in my piss bottle and eat the tendies my mother prepared.
Hello wagekuk! Welcome to the NEET kitchen. Given my freetime, I have spent the last few hours preparing fabulous dishes! This is my 3 cheese lasagna.
What did you cook lately? Oh, I know. Microwave macaroni? McDonalds from your job? Poor wagie
>>24974544
d00d I do that in my free time while studying for a STEM degree lol
whatveer you do is fine! as long as you don't seek out arbitrary justifications and actually shake the foundations of understanding itself, no greater service can be done for the intellectual world than that one
>>24977386
How do you afford rich ingredients as a neetfag?
All you wagekeks fail to understand his point. Plato, Aristotle et all. stated that you can't pursue wisdom and knowledge while being a wagekek. For them the ideal life was a life that you could philosophize and to do that you would need to be relatively wealth.
It think it was Cicero who said people who sell their labor were little different than slaves and the optimal job on earth was farming (ofc he did not meant farming by manual work, but owning huge parts of land and have your slaves work for it).
Not all "rich nobles" become neet philosophers. 19th century nobles were for most of the time just hunted foxes and then died, contributing nothing. But one should also remember people like Darwin or Newton who probably could not write their own works if they were not wealthy and well off.
Not saying all neets are or can be darwins, but being a neet is an excellent condition to become one. Imagine darwin being a wagekek working 10 hours a day to eat.
>>24977455
Don't you see the picture? That's all the proof he needs. Obviously he's made millions on the advance payments of his memoirs.
You can't meaningfully engage with these fields without training. Any attempt to do so as a neet is just a masturbatory fantasy.
>>24977481
Dude you don't need to go to academia to discuss philosophy.
Literally just sitting on your ass for 40 years will brand you a philosopher.
> not in employment education or training
You are not a real neet
>>24977481
I actually know one semi-neet just like that. He thinks he's a lazy genius. He once read a book about string theory and thought that made him fully qualified to discuss it. Needless to say, he didn't understand shit when I asked him a few basics.
>>24977467
Yer but this neet is just a wanabe SENPAI
Most likely faps and tendies
>>24977467
Darwin was a geologist. Newton was a mathematician. Neither is even close to having ever been a neet. What the hell are you smoking?
>>24977386
>homemade
>lel
>>24977535
was Darwin a geologist under a wage? was Newton? or were they rich folk who pursued education and not wagekekery just because they were rich.
>>24977455
Ask another stupid fucking question, wagekuk. har har, It's so damn funny. Fuck off
>>24977575
They both had day jobs in academia. They both published things. No matter how much you want, it won't make them neets, because neither of them ever were.
>>24974544
Good for you, NEET! It makes me happy to know that while I have finals at least you can enjoy yourself in the pursuit of knowledge. Very noble.
>>24977622
Thank god for people like you. Fucking robots BTFO so hard. Straight curb stomped em there fAm
>>24977622
>>24977647
pathetic wagekeks
they managed to get into academia because they were rich, academic neetdom is still neetdom you filthy wagekek.
you think it is not? okay
Compare modern academics specifically STEM to them, most academicians today must research not the things they liked but the things that are funded, i.e. mostly corporate sponsored, i.e. where one can make profit.
A chemist pursue studies that can sadly give him grants and bring profits to the grant funder, not the studies he is passionate about.
If Darwin was a wagekek he would publish papers that would profit mining railroad etc companies, no company would ever pay him for his galapagos vacation, it would be seen as a waste.
Dariwn and Newton are not NEETs per se but they were deffinetly not Wagekeks, what is common between neets and darwin is the ability to pursue ones passion, without worrying about putting food into the table.
>>24977503
You need it to have an full understanding of most philosophical works, and to be up to date with current philosophical trends.
>>24977508
I was like that in high school. Having read bit of philosophy, I acted like I seriously knew about the field. At that point my peers didn't know enough to call me out on it, but now that some of them have pursued the subject, my ignorance has come to light.
>>24977575
>who pursued education
Do you even know what a neet is? Newton also became a professor, and I'd hardly call Darwin's expedition the neet life.
>>24977679
HahahhahahHahahbHnbHHHHahhHahahhahahahhahahajjajajahjajHhhHhHhhHahHhhHhhHhHhhHhHhhHhhHa
Look at how quickly the robot changes the discussion when he is BTFO hahahahahahjanahha first darwins a NEET now they share similarities LEL
>>24977588
Aww is little neetkuck gonna cry to mummy?
NEETs cant even take care of themselves. I dont believe a NEET could ever do anything of worth.
>>24974635
>Aristotle
>did not work
>doesn't know that he was hired by Philip II to tutor Alexander of Macedon
>write books
>doesn't realise that books are fairly recent, and that most writing was done on scrolls
>thinks he's a true scholar
Do you even patronage?
>>24974544
So I bet you're testing some pretty sick theories with that particle accelerator you traded your good boy points for right?
>>24977710
>>24977711
-Darwin was neither under work nor under education when he was going on his vacation
-Secondly, my original point still stands, to pursue higher wisdom of Aristotle, of Plato of Darwin of Newton you must not be a wagekek by your filthy logic Plato was also not a NEET but he was.
You filthy wagekeks know you will never be a Darwin never become an Aristotle, at least NEETs thanks to their wealth have a chance no matter how small but a chance to become great to pursue greatness that is wisdom.
You wagekeks will toil until you die no different than a athenian slave or a manchaster coalie who lived worked and died without leaving any mark on earth. No one will remember you and you will fade into obscurity
>>24977749
he wrote also after his patronage ended, your argument is keked like the wagekek you are.
>>24977742
>mommmm please wipe my tushie
>that's a nice solid stool, anon
>mfw
Wagekeks BTFO
>>24977719
Look wagekuk, I know we've had our differences. I'm superior, you're inferior. Everyone knows this
But the point of the wagekek threads aren't to insult wageslaves. The point is to galvanize wagies to action. You should be building some sort of income to allow yourself to be a NEET. Everyone should be a NEET. It's a beautiful dream we all share.
Now sometimes I may exaggerate my own accomplishments as a NEET, but that's not the point. Being a NEET isn't easy, but it IS worth it. Some of us can come off as smug sometimes ( Not all NEETS are posting the same type of threads) In a way, Wagekeks have an advantage over NEETs. You can build your income right now, we can't.
Every NEET knows his life is transient. We will have to become wageslaves some day, but It's important that YOU don't become like us. YOU need to find a way to become a permanent NEET. If you don't, you'll just be a pathetic wageslave for the rest of your life. You will never taste the NEETdom. A permanent cuk forever.
>>24977774
Youre proud of being a failure of genes? Holy Shit the asp is real
>>24977813
Fuck you man
Who's to say how so spend my GBP?
>>24977834
Go spend it on tater tots and fleshlights like you always do. But one day I hope you suck it up and go outside. Because one day you will have no home. No one to take care of you. And life will finally come knocking. You NEETs have numbered days. Youre expendable. I hope some day you guys change.
>>24977771
>he also wrote after his patronage ended
Yes. And before. My point was that Aristotle did indeed work.
While we're at it, Aristotle was also educated.
They had nothing like our education systems, but it's not like the ancients just crapped philosophy and profundity.
Also, scholars like Aristotle, Plato, Socrates (assuming he existed) relied on a system of political patronage in whatever polis they resided in. In return, they were expected to tutor and generally educate or discuss ideas with the nobility.
Or they were like Xenophon, who did other things as well as write.
>>24977771
>Darwin was neither under work nor under education when he was going on his vacation
>vacation
Man, you sure are knowledgeable about things. You will probably also next say that Einstein was a neet.
>>24974802
>we
How are the junior classes treating you, champ? College goes by pretty fast, huh? I bet you can't believe finals are here already.
>>24977771
>Darwin was neither under work nor under education when he was going on his vacation
If I remember correctly, he was doing research. That is work.
>Secondly, my original point still stands, to pursue higher wisdom of Aristotle, of Plato of Darwin of Newton you must not be a wagekek by your filthy logic Plato was also not a NEET but he was.
I'm not sure if it's fair to compare modern society to ancient Greece. They had to have gotten their food doing something.
>You filthy wagekeks know you will never be a Darwin never become an Aristotle, at least NEETs thanks to their wealth have a chance no matter how small but a chance to become great to pursue greatness that is wisdom.
Can you name any recent figure (from the 20th century at the earliest) in philosophy or science that didn't have an academic background. You really can't engage with these fields without the proper training.
>You wagekeks will toil until you die no different than a athenian slave or a manchaster coalie who lived worked and died without leaving any mark on earth. No one will remember you and you will fade into obscurity
I'm not a wagekek. I am not competent enough to hold a job or succeed in an academic setting and will probably starve to death when food is no longer provided for me.
>>24977386
>This is my 3 cheese lasagna.
One for each chin?
>>24974793
Sad thing is, literary retardation like that could make serious bank. People have gobbled up worse.
Wouldn't really bet on it, though.
>>24977811
>everyone should be a neet
Average guy do not enjoy neetdom after a few weeks and starts loosing it after a few months, I know it, i was a neet for 3 years and berely escaped... As much as I dont like to work, its still preferable alternative to literaly rot away behind your 4k screen...
>>24978201
But anon you could've mastered quantum physics. Of cause if you really mastered anything you wouldn't do it for free
>sudden realization that these threads are made by janitors
>>24974570
yes
ORIGINAL RIGINAL IGINAL GINAL INAL NAL AL L
>>24977455
you paid for them you filthy kuk. you still don't get it do you? You could leave your pathetic job and live a life of fulfillment and happiness but where would that sense of entitlement be.
>>24977575
Newton managed the fucking royal mint m80
>>24974544
I bet you couldn't find a Hamiltonian if your life depended on it.
>>24974544
Quantum Physics is mostly trivial and irrelevant.
It is also uninteresting.
Theoretical Chemistry is where it's at.
As a neet I'm mastering music and can already call myself something of a sound engineer. I'm making music that has never been done before but wagekeks will listen to on the way to work and I'll frolic in the joys of doing what I want
>>24978716
>can already call myself something of a sound engineer
Sure, your VST mastered tunes must sound amazing.
Never trust a sound engineer who doesn't have a $ 200 000 all analogue studio.
>>24978716
Musician here. Post a sample, I'm curious.
>>24977771
>at least NEETs thanks to their wealth
Even trust fund kids are getting jobs these days you kek. I'd honestly wager that there are less than a handful of NEETs that post on 4chan that are actually doing more with their lives than eating tendies, sleeping 18 hours a day, and fapping.
>>24978713
>Quantum Physics is mostly trivial and irrelevant.
translation:
>I've literally never studied quantum physics in my life, and my only knowledge about it comes from popsci IFLS tier shits
>>24974612
>Paying for uni
What third world shithole do you live in?
Wow, for once neet are getting BTFO instead of wagies
>>24978053
Savage senpai
>>24979616
NEETS always get BTFO senpai. They're just too delusional to realise it.
>>24979616
Unikeks are sometimes actually smart, as opposed to wagekeks
>>24980085
>not being a uniwagie
It's not a lot of money, but it beats a normal job. I get to do research and I get to cheekily skip work a few times a month and work from home.
>i wanna be a neet but i have too many expensive habits
>>24979758
True, but they lie enough online to make it look so
>>24979616
This looks fake because no spoiler alert text
Wagie didn't even have enough free time to learn how to spoiler! Maybe because they don't offer a degree to show prospective slave masters
>>24980085
What about those who have been unikeks, graduated, and now have comfy well-paid jobs?
Obviously, a completely different level than poorfag neets.
>>24980198
Thisanon gets it, and THIS >>24976636 is the correct reply.
>>24974544
Official wagekek anthem:
https://youtu.be/3zWwd8n2JVI
Joke's on you, OP. I called in sick today. I'm sitting at home playing vidya and getting paid for it. In fact just for playing vidya today I get more money than you get retardbux all month.
