>you will never have a fembot gf
Why live?
>>24974169
>will never have a fembot gf
>why live
Already answered your question senpai
Join us in trying to figure it out
>>24973585
>>24974169
>tfw no crazy fembot gf who likes skellies
>>24974221
I found one who said she liked skellies, but in fact likes me, even though i'm the opposite. What gives fembots, why can't you just decide what you like? Shit's confusing
I met one on an mmo this one time. She lived like 5 hours away by car which is too far for two neets to meet apparently. All I got was nudes.
i fucking almost did, twice.
>meet qt korean girl off a forum for some flash game when we were both kids
>talk for like 5 years on and off and eventually decide to meet in senior year of HS
>turns out she goes to my rival high school, try to pick her up after class
>runs away the first time she sees me
>start "dating", only actually saw her a handful of times bc neither of us wanted our parents to know and my POS car broke down
>flinches the first time she touches my dick
>first kiss, first BJ, first time sleeping with a girl
>made me shitpost on r9k and watch yaoi with her
>break up bc she was getting too clingy
>freaks out and blocks me on everything, kinda regret it desu, i was almost as immature as she was
next one:
>freshman year of uni
>post a pic of my face on here like a dumbass
>someone responds with my name
>freak the fuck out, nobody can know i go on here
>start talking to another QT korean in my drawing class
>best artist i've ever met, seriously fucking talented
>she makes some reference only r9k would get, i respond with "fucking normies"
>sends me the pic i posted on here
>i start hanging out with her more and more, do a bunch of date-like stuff
>sperg out and ask her out over text, she says no
i really wish i hadn't wasted those two chances with my immaturity, but QTs do browse this board guys. i don't know why. masochism i guess.
Because if you have a girlfriend neither you or your gf can be robots you stupid troglodyte
I had one and she broke my heart so don't worry about it
>>24974169
>tfw no one in my shithole country likes fat chicks
Im just gonna move to america. I might get shot and raped by blacks but at least I might have a boyfriend in those 2 hours after I land
>>24974562
What country are you from and how fat?
>>24974663
aus and super fat
>>24974683
Come to jew york
>>24974169
because "fembots" do not exist.
>>24974169
>tfw I would if they didn't live in fucking Canada
It's really frustrating. We are trying to figure out a good time and the cheapest way to meet in person, though. I've ended up meeting online friends from halfway across the world before, so I'm optimistic.
>>24974743
>they didn't live in fucking Canada
This, the fuck is up with all these fuckers living in canada?
>>24974716
>tfw not born in the land of the free so i can be fat and still demand attractive guys to love me like all the fat chicks on tumblr do
life sucks
>>24974845
At least you guys have cool animals
Like the bearded dragon I bought :3
>tfw no qt tall gf who just wants to sit around and watch chinese cartoons all day
>>24974947
>tfw no tall girl wants a short bf
>>24974221
Is that you, my fair waifu?
>>24974169
You really want to fuck me? I'm no virgin honey.
>>24975011
That's not me in the pic, but I'm about as skinny. Are you a fembot?
>>24974947
is 5'8" tall enough?
>>24975050
pls b in phoenix
>>24975039
YupI'm fucking original
>>24975115
L-location then
>>24975160
Australia, hbu?
>>24975050
Are you fat too?
>>24975186
jew york ;-;
>>24975186
Aus here too, y-y-you don't have a penis do you
>tfw start talking to femanon on skype
>find out she's actually a huge fucking normie
>absolutely no idea how she even found 4chan in the first place, that's how normie she is
>find out she used to post in tsundere threads so she's actually not entirely normie, but she blends in well
>realize she's pretty much umaru irl
>one time she hinted at giving me nudes but i didn't want to be weird
>haven't talked to her in months, pretty sure she doesn't even browse anymore and has gone full normo
>>24975236
Nah I'm cis
>>24975258
Where f.am?
>>24975293
Sydney
Ooooriginal
Any femanons in Michigan please be my gf
>>24975314
Newcastle here
>>24974169
i have a fembot gf though. i met her at the gym after i got off work. we went back to her place because the maid was cleaning my place and we proceeded to have amazing sex for hours.
we fell in love shortly thereafter and have been happily together ever since.
what can i say, i, or should i say "we", got lucky
>>24974795
>>24974743
I live in Canada, where are these girls?
>>24975390
I talked to one from Windsor, I'm from Detroit so I was trying to meet irl but she was incredibly difficult to talk to.
>>24975335
So close, yet so farStop blocking me
>>24975420
They always live in Ontario, being a north Albertan is suffering. Still, best of luck to you, bud.
>>24975314
>>24975427
Age/weight?
>>24975335
you're getting lucky homie , dont fuck this up
>>24975427
Dunno what you are talking about, tbqhwy, Newcastle isn't that far andidk what you mean by blocking
And I'll never have a qt weeb robot bf because no one likes fujos. It's fine though, because 2d guys will always be superior
Any Hungarian qt fembots here?
I'm 18 and 193cm.
>>24975470
23, normal to chubby
What are you?
>>24975494
Eh well 1-2 hours is further than say someone who lives in Sydney. Sorry I meant the robot was blocking me from posting
>>24975533
That's a big dick muh nigga
>tfw americunt, but you love aussie accents
;~;
>>24975573
Thanks senpai
Originalpost
>>24975570
20, 6ft and skinny
Age gap is probably too much for you though
>>24975570
Lel I don't browse /r9k/ that much desu, so I sort of forget about the robot. Probs cos I think I'm abit less autistic than the average robot but I am just really bad at asking out people or initiating any romantic shit, so I kinda feel for the bros on here.
Actually I'm a tiny bit out of Newcastle, on a small property near maitland.
live for revenge
>>24975597
Pour shit in your ears, it has the same effect.
>>24975516
I'm a guy and I agree 2d boys are always superior
>>24975628
Age gap is fine if we have enough in common. Are you in Sydney?
>>24975645
Yeah I'm probably more of a failed normie, but I sympathise with quite a bit of the board. Ah we'll I guess that makes you a few minutes closer
help. good boy here, 5 foot 10.5, 18, 130 lb skinny feminine boy :^)
plz someone love me
>TFW you live in Canada and still have no qt fembot gf
>>24975754>>24975754
Hair colour and length?
>>24975862
Long and brown
>tfw there are no fembots in NC
Why live tbph?
>>24975834
Where abouts do you live?
originalpost
>>24975903
I'm only 18 though so that is probably too much of a stretch
>>24975916
Victoria BC
>tfw two nice fembots have offered to take my virginity, but I don't have a drivers license or car to meet them.
>>24975825
also. massachusetts
>>24975687
Impeccable taste anon
Are yougay irl?
>>24975930
Mm yeah that's quite a bit of a stretch, I guess if I liked you enough it wouldn't be a big deal
>>24975570
Normal to chubby in real terms, or normal to chubby in chick terms where you are actually a Landwhale
>>24975754
Yes i am
what are you doing with your life?
>>24976054
Haha friends tell me I'm not fat, but then again what else are they going to say. I'm 68kg and 168cm
>>24976086
Ah cool. I'm at uni and wagekeking on the side. What do you do?
>>24976054
>>24976126
So in /r9k/ standards what does that make me?
>>24976126
Same without the wagekeking
Would you say your body is similar to pic related?
>>24976158
Not quite as big as her
>>24975930
Him
>>24976154
As far as things go that makes you pretty good as far as I am concerned. Makes me think there's probably a catch. Pretty much impossible to tell over an anonymous Taiwanese wood carving forum
I met a girl from 4chan once. Never again.
>>24976291
Well if you post your contact I'll chat to you
>>24976368
Story time fagit
>>24976402
Tbh senpai kinda uncomfortable doing that on 4chan of all places, Wanna make a ten minute mail and I'll send to that?
>>24975983
I guess I'm virgin closet gay IRL, but on the internet I have massive qt anime boy and yaoi folders that I've lost control of. It's bad man, first I was all "ahaha it's just a folder here and there I'm not gay for reals aha, they're just nice looking", first it was just one character, then another and another, then you realize they're husbandos, then goggles started coming on for shows I used to be able to watch normally, now I'm truly rotten to the core
I guess all the years of trap doujins set me up for this. Like when you see sadpanda comments talking about how hot some trap was when he wasn't even crossdressing or very feminine looking. You just know they're past the point of no return, they just don't realize it yet
>tfw robo bf
>move in with him with the idea we are both going to recover from NEETdom shittiness
>lost v-card to him. sex is just disgusting and painful/uncomfortable. 0 feeling of vaginal stimulation, probably because of antidepressants/ psychotics i took during adolescence. he gropes and rubs against me often, also revolting.
>literally does nothing except play vidya all day, I find a job that will hire anybody that can pass a simple test. he fails it.
>claims to be trying to get a job and that he does so much for me but he can't even be bothered to cook or clean because various reasons i.e. roommate leaves his shit there so I will too, or I saw a bug there, or bla bla
>I pay for all rent/utilities/food/etc. his mother basically just set him to go leech off of me despite her saying that if her son left she would pay his food.
>always wants fast food, hates soups and veggie dishes, can be picky eater
>gets literal temper tantrums, communicating frustrations is like walking on eggshells.
>lies all the time to other people, so he must lie to me too. manipulative.
>extremely good at video games, and teaches me to get better
>helpful with electronic things i.e. he unparked my cores, set up my icc profiles
>has picked me up when ive accidentally locked my keys in car twice in 6mo span
>generally gives helpful tips and warnings, is my navigator when traveling places I don't know. probably has prevented a few minor car accidents.
>does nearly everything with me, i would otherwise be completely friendless and alone
The last thing is most significant. Loneliness is the worst thing. I was depressed. Now I am just angry and used. There was a point where I used to just lay in bed all day, not caring about anything or anyone, like a vegetable.
Sorry for blog. Just venting.
>>24976459
Eh cbf doing that.
>>24976510
Your call
>>24976483
I think I know you.
Where are you from?
>>24976519
>>24976459
>Fucking auscunts throw away a perfect woman and I'm stuck in burgerland
>>24976552
I hope not. CT / FL
>>24976593
No, I dont.
I just want to tell them how much I hate them.
>>24976572
Lel, stay mad freedom friend
She's alot older than me, a 2 hour drive away and I could probably get a decent gf here if I tried real hard.
I ain't risking my digits on 4chan for that
>>24976234
Ill give you a kik or something and we can talk? Not the other guy you responded to
>>24976552
>>24976627
Another side to this story?
What's your excuse you lazy fuck?I know you're not him, but still want to hear your side
>>24976721
Oh no.
I lost a girl to a pothead neet and I hate them both.
They were going to stop being neets after she proved she was a cheating whore.
I worked 60 hours a week at the time in factories.
>>24976796
Seems I misjudged you, you really dodged a bullet there
>>24974541
Cruel, but good word use.
>>24976832
It's been a year and the only person I hate more than them is myself.
I've lost 80 pounds, moved out of my parents place and I still hate my life. Everything says life should be good but I dont see any joy in it.
I wish the bullet had hit me and killed me.
>>24976465
oh boy i thought that downward spiral was just a meme
but it's a nice feeling knowing that there are guys who appreciate 2d boys just as much as fujos/girls do
>>24976994
It was a big deal to me a few years back (like "oh fuck what's happening to me I can't stop and oh god more cute boys gimme gimme") but now I've sort of made my peace and just live with it. Posted in the homo threads on /a/ a lot too to get me into real gay bl stuff, not sure if they're still around
also suga is absolutely best haikyuu
>tfw nobody lives in fucking Iowa
Liberate me from this frozen hellscape
>>24977343
I hear that.
I don't know if we still do the meetup threads here with the map and all that jazz, but I remember no one being even close to me.
>>24974169
>Fembot gf
>socially awkward inexperienced girl with lack of ambition and introvert and antisocial.
>mental disorders
>immature
>lack of empathy borderline sociopath
>possessive
>dependent
Yeah, no thanks.
Seattle anyone?
>>24974169
>fembot gf
>claims herself she gets mad jealous>find that shit cute since I used to frequent the gfd and yandere threads>find out she lurked those too
>puts up with my insecure bullshit
>talked about future together
>now currently feeling low as shit because she's taking some crazy advanced classes and I'm just half assing a few classes while trying to find a job
>now having invasive thoughts of her saying this was a prank the whole time, finding some much smarter dude that's interested, or just stop messaging me altogether
>also feel bad that I might be holding her potential back by hanging on to her despite these crazy insecurities
I just feel better that I've held back a bit on pelting her with my problems all the time.
>>24977810
>now having invasive thoughts of her saying this was a prank the whole time
This is my biggest fear whenever people talk to me ever
>>24975463
Where in Alberta pal? I find there's a disproportionate amount of Edmontonians who browse this site.
>>24977840
Yeah, I've noticed that too.
I'm about 5 hours away from them.
>>24977810
>tfw you will never outplay chad
>chad is love
>chad is life
Wait until sexbots are invented
Shit I typoed that as sexboys...
>>24976994
>girls
I think no girl truly likes a 'cute' boy, they'll always prefer someone masculine.
>>24977424
Sounds perfect.
