who else /LiterallyObsessedWithTheFemaleButthole/ here?
I'm gonna tell my girl to show me the anus next time we get naked. I haven't seen it yet but I kinda want to.
>walking down the street
>see beautiful women
>have irresistible urge to pull her ass onto your face and sniff her asshole
>consider offering her all of your savings if you can just have a taste of her salty, musky butthole
>>24973886
Having a girl present her asshole to you is fucking awesome. But if she's a fag about it, just 69. Then you can see everything you want. Also you can push your head into her buttcheeks and have your nose penetrate her ass while you eat her pussy. 10/10 would recommend
>you will never sting your nostrils on her salty little shitbox
you ever think we're made just to suffer?
The look on a woman's face when she realizes you're sniffing her asshole is like crack to me. It's this beautiful mix of disgust and arousal.
>tfw no gf booty to sniff
just fuck my shit up senpai
>>24973863
Is that the chick from mythbusters?
>>24973943
my gf goes straight to that pose after we fuck
perf
>>24974256
Nah, just a fine redhead ass.
If you ever get a chance to sniff and lick a girl's tiny little butthole, you really owe it to yourself to do it.
>tfw she sits on your face and starts grinding her clit on your tongue. Smothering your nose with her asshole
>tfw she starts deepthroating you while bouncing her asshole and pussy on your mouth
>>24975091
It's a decadent feel. One I haven't felt in a long time...
this is the thread i have been looking for
>>24975286
>this is the thread i have been looking for
Welcome, brother.
>>24975220
Best part is when she finally quits being self conscious and starts really getting into it and pulls her ass apart and sits her asshole perfectly on your tongue, giggles a bit from the guilty pleasure, and lets go of her big ass cheeks, allowing them to smother your face entirely
>tfw no midget booty
>>24975286
Isn't that Remy LaCroix?
>>24975286
>you will never receive a snap like this
>>24975328
Sauce and moar. Need videos like this.
>>24975430
you know it brother
>"Hey anon! We wanted to have a contest to see who has the best tasting asshole, and we thought you'd be a good judge!"
What do?
Checking in.
I wonder what would explain this?
>tfw eating ass
>tfw 69
>tfw just burying face in ass
>tfw introducing a girl to this for the first time
>tfw just FACE INTO ASSSSSSSSSGHGUEGHGEHEGHGH FUCK
God it's intoxicating.
>>24975430
No but this is. AND THIS IS ALSO AN ORIGINAL COMMENT
Eating ass is life.
>>24975503
grab a knife and fork and get down to business
>ywn suffocate in this particular ass
>>24973863
BRAAAAP
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>>24976096
When it's my time to go, when the cancer's going to take me, I'm going to hire some women to sit on my face and take turns smothering me with their musky little assholes until I finally die doing what I loved best, sniffing female buttholes.
>>24976115
Was wondering when the BRAAAAP posters would show up. Welcome, fellas.
vaginas are really gross to be honest. i don't feel the same about a nice, pink poop-chute
>>24976164
Each is wonderful in its own particular way.
I don't think I could be any more into this shit.
>>24976521
It's the greatest pleasure on earth.
Gotta say, this whole thread is incredibly amusing, the descriptions are first-rate, you are really selling me on this fetish.
>>24976668
Try it some time. You'll never know happiness until you do.
>>24976668
not sure if that ass is legit
I think watching a mike adriano scene at 15 is what made me the asshole loving man I am today
I think /r9k/ is the best place for a thread like this. chads who get a lot of pussy don't savor using their mouths on chicks like we do. I just remember when I was a khhv, I was so eager for pussy, the thing I'd think about the most wasn't fucking pussy/ass, but gorging myself on it. Burying my face in it, smelling her musk, tasting it, immersing myself in her femininity. It's honestly not a domination thing (although I get that too). It's just that getting so close to a woman's most intimate areas is so ridiculously arousing.
>>24976824
Dunno who that is desu senpai
>>24976840
porn director that nigga really worships booty and hole look his stuff up family
>>24976840
I don't like how she is looking at me
>>24973863
I prefer the female form but I just don't get how I'm supposed to prefer a strange beef curtained wound over a tight, round, kinky booty hole
>>24976668
Its LITERALLY the most intimate and personal part of her body. Getting her to abandon all reserve and give into the taboo guilty pleasure of rubbing her sexy little butthole on your tongue while the entire range of your senses is encompassed in her soft and warm ass cheeks is simply top notch.
And the pussy too of course, after you get her dripping wet from the ass you go to town on her clit while pulling her down onto your face harder and she loses it, can make her cum in seconds. But you tease her and build it up. Then get relentless on the clit when she starts cumming until she has to push away really hard to get off your tongue from it tickling too much. Then get some slow lick of that asshole again since her clit is to sensitive. She will be paralyzed at this point. Mount her motionless, prone body and have your way with her.
>>24976868
To true I feel much the same way
>tfw no strong butthole control gf
>be into assholes and anal go i enter this thread
>thinking about some stuff as I flip through tabs
>the realization hits me how licking an asshole would REALLY be
I think I'm out you guys
>tfw no lewd public buttplug gf
>>24976951
>I think I'm out you guys
like out of the closet?
>>24976951
>the realization hits me how licking an asshole would REALLY be
what, that it would taste like shit? It doesn't. It's just very sweaty and salty.
>>24976946
WTF IS THIS FROM, BROTHER
You all make me very proud. Continue.
>>24976951
I've done it numerous times and it's fucking glorious.
Maybe you should stop being such a faggot?
>>24976972
>>24976981
don't bully me, help me through my crisis of faith
>>24976979
I know the chick is Hotkinkyjo and its a movie from Evil Angel. Can't remember the exact name though.
>>24977014
Just get in there and try it. What's the worst that can happen?
......I guess maybe hepatitis or e. coli......
but trust me faggot it's worth it
>>24973863
It is my absolute favorite thing in the world. And the fact that I will never even see one in person destroys me and my soul.
>>24977014
Unless she's really disgusting, it won't taste like shit. It has a musky smell, kind of like the sweat on the back of your balls, but very pleasant. And it tastes very salty, and a little sweet, like a sweaty pussy.
It's the greatest pleasure on earth I have ever known ;__;
>>24976115
pic related
>also how has no one complained about this mute shit, this is literal censorship
>>24977099
The robot basically killed the board culture that emerged here after the last time the robot was removed.
But not much we can do about it.
I was a sex worker during my university years, and I can confirm that you guys are not a minority.
My butt earned me a comfortable life back then.
>>24977189
I've been thinking about going that route, since I've been single for a few years. What's the best way to bring up licking a sex worker's asshole? Completely new to that whole side of things.
>>24976115
The fuck is Brap?
>>24976946
da fuck? ORIGINAL
>>24977219
It is an onamonapia for a burp
>>24977219
Brap posting was something people used to do a lot more before the re-introduction of the robot. It was posted in ass threads to annoy assmen. "brap" is a fart sound.
The really dedicated would post really ridiculous things like *BRRRAAAAPPPPPpppp putputputput pfffffbbbbbtbtttbttt BRRAaaaapap*
>>24977212
>What's the best way to bring up licking a sex worker's asshole
It's easy. You just ask her. She's there to please you, you know!
>>24977281
Awesome. Didn't know if being that direct was frowned upon (some ads say things like NO DISCUSSING VULGAR THINGS I'M ONLY PAID FOR MY TIME, etc.).
I think I'm going to call "trinity" tomorrow and cover my tastebuds with her butthole.
How can you guys like this literal shit?
Unless a girl bleaches her asshole (99% don't) it is stained brown and covered in literal shit particles.
Why would you ever want to lick this stinky awful part of a woman?
Same with eating pussy, eating pussy is disgustingly beta too. Dicks have gone in and came in there. It's disgusting. It's a literal sex hole that bleeds out disgusting eggs and inner lining, is literally coated in mucous, guys have came in, girls fart out of, sweat in all day, disgusting discharge/smegma builds up in it, it's revolting and beta to put your mouth on it just to please a no good whore.
i just want a girl to sit on my fucking face
>>24977313
>fart out of
Meant pee out of kek.
>>24977313
desu I'd only eat an ass if it was cleaned real good or if the girl was a goddess
>>24977313
How long until you realize you're gay?
>>24977313
if you ever saw a vagina you would realize that the clit is pretty north of icky stuff
you can hit her clit only without ever touching any other part, although thats pretty half ass, it's doable
>>24977328
Bruh.....girls don't pee from you put your dick in Bruh, there is actually significant distance between the holes. When you have sex for the first time, please do not stick it up the girls urethra, she will be in immense pain.
>>24977307
Where I come from, prostitution is legal. This means that it is easy to shop around, as many girls and brothels even have websites with menus and price lists. That makes the market very transparent.
If you are American or from some other medievally prude country, I guess you just have to tread more carefully?
>>24973863
is that Audrey Lords? i fucked her
>>24977349
>you are gay if you don't want to put your mouth on disgusting shitholes/bloody cunts
ok
>>24977354
I have seen a vagina. It doesn't matter where the clit is, the whole area if where a girl sweats and gets musky throughout the day. The hole/inner lips just taste worse than the clit, the clit is still disgusting.
>>24977355
I know m8, but the whole vaginal area is still revolting.
One more before I go to sleep, friends.
Though this thread will fade, remember what we shared here. Remember to taste a girl's asshole as soon as you get the chance. And when you experience that perfect bliss, remember to tell others, as I have told you tonight.
God speed, brothers.
>>24977374
I knew a kid in school that would throw up if he touched a vagina, so his girlfriends let him fuck them in the ass. Blessing or curse, you decide
>>24977396
I don't throw up or get squeamish, I just think they're disgusting.
It might just be that I hate women though. There is one particular woman that I would do anything with (eat ass, suck armpits, eat pussy like no tomorrow) and I'm not sure why. Maybe it's love?
>>24977419
Or maybe you're a kinky fuck who just want to own one person, can't even picture doing anything else with anyone else.
Embrace that shit, the power to feel is one the strongest we have. Talk to the chick
>>24976979
>>24977251
I found a short clip of the scene for you brothers. The control she has over her asshole is impressive, she could basically jerk you off just by contracting her anus.
http://www.xvideos.com/video10313983/assholes_fucked_gaped_and_licked_isabella_clark_hotkinkyjo_katya_belova
>>24977307
the weight of a warm, milky, voluptuous ass in soft gray cotton panties right on your face, the sweet little gusset right over your nose, the folded fabric trapping in more delicious musk for you to inhale..........my god
>>24977132
>impIying that's a bad thing
>>24977394
>this fucking guy
contribootin
I want nothinig to do with the shit part of the asshole but it is one of the most if not the most private part of the body and its sensitive too so get all in there when you can, just make sure its clean when you do
I guess I like the ass cheeks and the meat of it rather than the asshole, to be h
>>24973943
Did she pee herself?
sometimes kinda disgusting girls are all right too, as long as they're all right
>>24975328
there are girls who enjoy doing this?
>>24979268
yes mostly they like receiving oral sex, and could easily have the personality to enjoy that sort of play
A love assholes
And farting ...
once upon a time in shaolin
>>24979344
Is that shopped?
>>24979373
Yeah, found it on here a while ago
>tfw paige turnah wont ever be your mom
>tfw turnah-mom wont ever sit in your face cause you failed some exams
throwing some r34 in
every toy story is overrated
shrek on the other hand is a masterpiece
One day, hopefully
How do I find a girl I can date with the ass.
What do girls with the ass want in a guy
Literally don't care about boobs or looks.
>>24979413
holy fuck source/more?
>>24979496
Don't know, sorry
Last one probably, should go study.
Someone else dump stuff?
its more a belly pic but a nice slag
would touch if she allowed me
>>24979553
Okay, this is the last
Gonna jack off then do some work
>>24979566
I love a chick with belly pudge. It's so fucking cute.
>>24979596
when they have good musculature and on top of it have a healthy fertile amount of fat, it can't be beat. It looks so good
>>24975328
Wow she's really getting him in there
fallout 3 is better than NV
>>24979632
Fallout 3 is better than any other game ever made.
>>24973863
Sauce???
She's hot as fuck
My gf has kinda a hairy asshole but idk I still eat it like there's no tmrw
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP pfft pfft pfft bruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
>>24979632
No its not
Never will be
>>24979553
that's one asshole I wouldn't lick. I bet it tastes like catfood. I bet her whole body tastes like catfood.
>>24973900
>>24973992
>>24974062
>>24974238
>>24976143
>>24977307
>>24979344
>>24979379
>>24979783
>>24977219
>>24977254
http://www.tubechop.com/watch/7495877
http://www.tubechop.com/watch/7495869
I bring braaap to your doorstep.
Are you not entertarousedined?
>>24977313
or just have some standards and make that dirty whore take a shower.
Hell yes. If I see a female coworker bending over, I literally think about it for hours afterwards. If I had a girlfriend, I'd legit rim her every day if I could.
>>24979632
Fallout 3's characters were too flat, and the game mechanics were too unrefined. Plus, there was no real choice between factions in 3 (The ending was always more or less the same).
When i was about 11 my big butted sister (16 at the time) sat on my face. I was lying down on the couch and she came and sat down with full force for like a second.
I still fap to the memory. Looking back I wish I had held her down "ironically" and inhale that sweet ass instead of acting like I didn't enjoy it
>tfw can't just date, make out with, and marry the butt
>tfw have to please the woman to get to the butt
Life can be so cruel.
>tfw no butt gf
One more butt bump
Here's one last one, for the butt and feet men both.
>>24985086
>ywn sniff her feet, ass, and pussy
Does girl butthole smell different than men's? Different than shit? I always wondered because of the hormones maybe.
I get to lick and fuck pic related's asshole several times a week. She's addicted to fucking me.
>>24979536
Damn those are some fine ass fucking eyebrows .
>>24985859
It smells really good. The female butthole is basically a pheromone trap, collecting all the pussy juice and sweat.
If your girl isn't gross (she eats well and has good hygeine), her asshole will smell heavenly. If she's gross, it'll smell like what you expect.
>>24985993
>It smells really good. The female butthole is basically a pheromone trap, collecting all the pussy juice and sweat.
Additionally, humans have anal scent glands like most mammals and you're getting actual anal scent pheromones as well.
>>24975286
who is this dick juice masseuse?
>>24985993
Are you sure about this anon? Because to me my ass just smells...well, I guess I wouldnt say bad? but not good either. The idea of some man sniffing my asshole literally horrifies me-I honestly think I would run off the bed, I'd be that humiliated. It's so...musky! Why would guys like this?
I guess that's why I clicked this thread. Although I've read through I still just...it's so strange. It's a literal ass hole! Do men really like body odors?? Assholes always consistently retain their smell so..I don't know. I guess I'm just scared that it smells really gross and that's why I'd never want anyone near it.
>>24987371
Female body odor can be very arousing. If a girl eats shit and doesn't bathe, it's not attractive. But if she eats clean and showers regularly, it's great.
Same for why women like musky male odors, but (straight) men don't like the smell of other men. Humans are animals too.
>>24987371
its always cozy between buttcheeks
>>24987371
be my gf and let me smell it
>>24987876
yes, this plz
buthole is guthole
>>24973863
nice feet in that pic my man
>>24976868
this to be honest fampai
the asshole is so A E S T H E T I C, while the pussy is not something iwant my body touching. Innie looks nice but i still dont want my benin inside it
my gf is badly constipated from a huge dose of painkillers she's on at the moment. She can't 'push' to poop because of a spine issue she's waiting for surgery on.
So every few days, I have to take her into the bathroom, sit her down on the toilet, lube up a finger and massage / tickle her anus until she loosens up a bit, then finger her ass until she's able to push the poop out.
It's kinda disgusting, and she's really embarrassed by it all, but it's also really cute and funny sometimes. Shame she only let me creampie her hole twice in the time we've been together.
A+ though, would finger her hole on the toilet regularly
>>24989976
That's pretty gross, man.
Why doesn't she just finger the shit out of her asshole herself?
>>24990143
Yeah, sounds like anon here is just trying to make us jelly
>>24973943
clean those sheet you filthy fuck
>TFW my boyfriend won't lick/finger/fuck my ass
I'm considering leaving him because of this desu senpai
>>24990519
be my gf now femanon
>>24990550
ok we are dating
>>24990519
Get him hard, put it in his face, and demand he lick it.
>>24990519
>An pink-eye for an pink-eye, have you considered licking his ass?
>>24990143
God I just want to force my cock between those sandy cheeks.pls don't steal that spongebob ref it is original commentary thanks
>>24990602
Post ass then femanon ;^)
>>24973863
I'm not a fan Tbqh. on the few occasions I've stuck my cock in one, I haven't actually looked at it.
I have an aesthetic female anus fetish. I'm obsessed with ones that look close to anatomically-correct and consistently remain so.
>>24990775
That makes sense. Plenty of anal fans do not have an anus fetish. Quite the contrary -- they just want to fuck an anus, and they don't care much / at all about its health and what it looks like (or they actively want to mutilate it due to destructive inclinations).
>>24990775
>enjoy assfucking
>dont enjoy the female ass
congrats youre gay
>>24990775
Try looking then, bro.
>>24991283
Here are my favorite no-anal pornstars. (Could people have anal sex that doesn't alter the anus' appearance/health? Perhaps so, if for the entire duration it's ridiculously slow and gentle with loads of safe lube and a penis that isn't too girthy, and excluding STIs -- but typical, porn-style anal sex is almost always destructive, so I avoid all anal pornstars like the plague.)
>>24973863
Credit to shadbase.com senpai
>>24991382
Have you ever licked a butthole
>>24990691
B-but anon, I thought it was yours only? How could I share?
>>24991762
I have not, but I would be willing if a girl wanted that, is disease-free, and her anus is very clean (ingesting someone else's E. Coli or other bacteria wouldn't be fun). The main appeal to me, though, is the appearance of a healthy/anatomically-correct anus, and I can stare at a gal's anus during vaginal sex, cunnilingus, etc.
>>24991778
You can always send a pic to me only :^)
I just read through this whole thread, for the longest time now I thought I was the only person who dreamed of this kind of shit. Thanks guys :^)..
>>24991984
So have you ever done that?
>>24973863
You buttpirates have ruined porn forever
>>24991382
I was going to make fun of that Excel but then I decided that I am pretty impressed
>>24992039
Considering where we are, and my obvious porn obsession -- do I really need to answer that question?
>>24973900
>be sad loser robot
>find random girl
>pull her pants down
>expect salty musky
>get poopstain
buttholes dont taste like anything . when i first licked my girlfriend, i wasnt even quite sure i was licking her butthole. i actually stopped and looked into it to make sure. She had bathed the day before though, and hadnt shit yet.
>>24992308
Thanks. I've put years worth of work and thought into it. I only wish that it wasn't necessary.
>>24992348
You don't need to, but I'm asking you.
>>24976946
Oh shit its eating his penis.
>that feel when it feels like nothing because her ass is so loose its like sticking your dick in a wet sock
Tbqh if the girl was clean back there, I'd do anything they wanted.
goddamn i want a girl's ass on my face. would pay for it, but dont want face AIDS or someshit
>>24992585
the most you would get is HPV, and maybe herpes if you didnt inspect before getting smothered.
A female butthole fetish is the logical conclusion to male sexuality.
Biologically men are engineered to insert their penises into a hole at the rear of a woman. The tighter and warmer the hole, the better your penis feels.
It just so happens a pretty pink feminine butthole looks more tempting to stick your dick into than a vagina.
>all the girls I have a genuine connection with and actually want a relationship with never like anal
>The fuck buddies I've had who I would never want anything more than sex with all love it and on rare occasions actually prefer it
Why
>>24993032
We're put on this earth to suffer, anon.
>>24985980
not much to brag about tbqhfam
>>24973863
Check me out!
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>>24976868
>>24989872
>confirmed homosexuals
>>24975944
SAUCE
Original
>>24987371
Natural BO of a girl who eats clean and is hygienic mixed with their florally scented soaps and lotions is so boner inducing. The pheromones are real too. I love the smell of girl sweat.
Also lots of grills clean their assholes directly after dumping so the shit is completely out of the picture.
There's also just the taboo nature of the asshole. It's a girls most private place that they're naturally insecure about. If you break down the barriers and gain access, you've hit end game.
>tfw sticking tongue up girls ass and then kissing her afterwards
>>24993286
desu, vagoo looks weird whenever I actually take a look at it.
>>24993241
Let's see your girlfriend anon.
>>24994884
http://www.tubechop.com/watch/7498768
I can guess her name.
