>go to comic book store
>the guy working there is kind of cute
>too much of a sperg to ask him for his number in person
>muster up the courage to call the store when i get home
>spaghetti all over the place and ask what scent the cthulu air freshener i bought was instead
>regret everything the moment the words leave my mouth
>t-thanks, i guess.
>hang up
>wanna kill myself
why am i such a fucking idiot
Nice story! My wife's son and I thought it was pretty cool!
I don't understand how comic book stores stay in business in today's world of internet commerce.
>>24973848
they host a lot of magic stuff. it's also pretty busy whenever i go in there. i'm never going in there again, though, not after that disaster of a phone call.
LMAO! (Laugh My A** Off) That was a great narrative Anonymous! Will you be posting more any time soon?
>>24973848
Because there are a subsection of aspies/autistists who do want social interaction, and use comic shops as their place to mingle and spend time with one another
>>24973875please don't bully me i already feel shitty
>>24973984
LOL Why would anyone bully someone over the Internet. Isn't that against the law?
>>24974013
i'm calling the cyber police
boring thread
learn how to embarrass yourself in more entertaining ways
is the scent cucumber melon?
>>24974081i still don't actually know, he said generic air freshener scent
>>24973861
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mYuF3T7s7XY
I guess that's plausible.
>>24973984
Plus, Since you didn't actually talk to that guy, why don't you just go back to the store when you are ready? Coming from an oldster like me, I'm sure it'll work!
With luck Anonymous! :)
>>24974131
i can't show my face after that, he knows who i am.
>>24974183
But does he know you were the one that called?
>>24974210
yes because i said "this is the person that bought the cthulu air freshener like 20 minutes ago" like a retard.
how do you know he's gay?
>>24974309i hope he's not gay
>>24974235
Well looks like you've got yourself in a pickle! But if it's "pretty busy" whenever you go in there, I'm sure he sees a good amount of people in one day. And let me tell you, it's not easy remembering faces! I can guarantee if you came back to that store in a week or two, you could start all over again.
>>24974337
that would be problematic, seeing as you have a penis, anon
>>24974337
be my spaghetti gf
>>24974563i don't i'm just a really socially retarded vagina wielder who is also a khv.
>>24974653
idk how to be, im sorry.
>>24974677
>idk how to be
But that's good for a spaghetti gf
>>24974694i can't even ask someone for their number i don't think i'd be a good gf, spaghetti or not.
>>24974734Do you like yugioh?[/dpoiler]
>>24973786
this is why you never ask boys out ever
I asked my coworker out after a year of knowing him and got rejected horribly
>>24974748yeah. i don't have any of my cards anymore though, my brother took them all years ago.
>>24974776pls be my spaghetti gf
>>24974790are you in pennsylvania
>>24974806New York (about an hour from Pennsylvania)
>>24973828
>>24973875
This is the worst meme since nigger twitter.
>>24974815how high are your standards because im nothing special and im fat
>>24974851Not high at all, but would you be willing to at least lose weight (how fat is fat? I like chubby)
>>24974870i'm 5'4" and 210
>>24974903
>i'm 5'4" and 210
How is that possible?
>>24973786
>cthulhu air freshener
Neat, post pics?
>>24974903W-would you at least try to lose weight
>>24974903
Top kekeroo
>>24974903I'll still bang you, anon.
>>24974918idk its not all in one place, its all over. so im not like incredibly fat around the waist or anything. i never eat anything, so that's probably why.
>>24974920
here.
>>24974930im working on it. ive lost 30 lbs so far.
>>24974997If you're losing weight then I don't mind you being fat right now. Contact?
>>24975018p-post your kik or something i guess
>>24974997
>idk its not all in one place, its all over. so im not like incredibly fat around the waist or anything. i never eat anything, so that's probably why.
I don't think you know how weight loss works. Also, lose weight gradually and healthily, otherwise you will have sagging lumps of skin everywhere, which is just as much of a turn-off. Post pics for r8.
shakes3232
>>24975085
Shit
meant for >>24975037
>>24975072
i don't really wanna be a camwhore, so no pictures, im sorry.
>>24975135
Then I will assume that you're a fat neckbeard jerking off his tiny dick, using his fat rolls as an aritifical vagina with his smegma acting as lube.
>>24975187
i mean that's ok, there's really nothing i can do to prove otherwise without being a camwhore, so, think what you will. no hard feelings, anon.
