>"anon how come even though you wear skinny jeans your penis never makes a bulge? ahhaha are you small!? hahaha OMG hes blushing"
>>24973355
'haha, shut up fatass, maccas is over there'
>>24973355
lol, look at these cows craning their necks forward trying to hide facial fat rolls.
>Big legs.
>Narrow waist.
>Broad shoulders.
>tfw you will never wear fashionable clothes.
>>24973355
>tfw you have a big dick that you will probably never use for anything other than masturbation
>>24973573
>tfw you have a small dick that you will never use for anything other than masturbation
at least make these things something that people would actually say.
>>24973843
It's almost as if people on /r9k/ has meager knowledge of social interactions.
I'd take the one on the right.
Who even makes these threads?
>>24973355
Blushing is a mother fucking curse. It has fucked me countless times throughout my life. What the fuck? Why does my body have to fucking blush? It's only more noticeable too cause I'm other wise pale as fuck.
JUST
>>24974043
Evolutionary trait
Warns females not to mate with you, as your a genetically inferior male
>>24974077
Please tell me that's not why. I'm Just going to blow my fucking head off then. At least now I know why I'm a khhv. Fuck everything including blushing and women in particular.
>>24974205
im not far behind you my friend
We had lost before we even began
Never had a chance
>6'2
>140 lbs
>8 inch erection
>3 inches or less soft because I live in the north and its cold as fuck
>all my life people have assumed I have a tiny penis
>have been scrutinized and bullied for being small-dicked despite the fact nobody has ever seen my penis
>tfw I could probably be pussy-conquering Chad warlord who's girth is known across the bloody wasteland left in my path if I only had 30 pounds of muscle and wasn't so socially retarded enough to have fucked at least one girl
