>Mom won't be home until 10
>What are we gonna do, Uncle Anon?
You're going to sit around on your phone and watch vines while I sit on my laptop and shitpost and we're going to leave each other alone until 10.
>>24973251
I told you we were going to see a movie at the theater. After that we will get dinner and play board games.
>>24973251
you can do whatever
I'm going to watch Law & Order reruns
if you're good, I won't break down the whole episode from the 20 seconds they play before the opening credits so you can figure it out for yourself
Maybe play monopoly? Dunno..
We can get some burgers but I have only five euros with me so it won't be a really enough for two people.
>>24973304
Original, CI, SUV?
>>24973271
this. though I have a desktop, and I'd probably go off somewhere to smoke weed/drink for a bit
>>24973316
original
if no original, I'll watch some of the early SVU episodes
never really watched CI
>>24973251
I told cousin corey not to fuck with white women
>niece comes over with her parents
>wants to play super smash bros
>takes like 2 hours to learn how to wavedashing
It's nice that she's willing to improve, but HOLY FUCK IT'S TWO BUTTONS AND A FLICK OF THE ANALOG STICK IT'S NOT THAT HARD JESUS CHRIST
Why would my niece be white?
Also, my oldest niece is only 5.
>>24973356
Well I'm not going to let her in my room.
>>24973311
Does anyone have that monopoly vocaroo?
you're are going toi have sex with me young girl
>>24973392
It is that hard jesus christ
>>24973411
https://youtu.be/AqnpwixB7P8
>>24973439
t. literally zero dexterity
fucking normies only real niggas fap to fucking stillborns
>>24973519
IT'S AWRIIGHTT
We are going to play a game.
How fast can you run?
If I can catch you we will play another game.
How much blood is in your little body?
>>24973604
RIP AND TEAR
