Are there any robots out there that have actually tried this? If so, how did it go?
>how to get labeled a creep and banned from places
>>24972852
I tried.
>>24972892
This was the result.
>>24972892
This. It only works if you live in a really big city. Otherwise you'll become "that guy".
Don't be an autist and you'll be fine. Otherwise you'll end up like >>24972892 and >>24972906
Reminds me of that manlet from /fit/ who literally approached hundreds of girls at his uni and got branded a creepy loser and got beat up at a night club or something along those lines. Wish I had the screencap. Bottom line, don't do this in a community like uni, but around the city? Sure I guess. Cold approaches rarely work unless your ultra chad though.
>>24972852
I tried this shit a year ago b/c I was a broken man and it went very poorly.
Just rejections as far as the eye can see, girls can smell thirstiness from a mile away. And if you are doing this, you are parched. Also >>24972920 you'll be "that guy".
Unless you are a 6'7" Chad king. Then god bless.
You get seen as desperate if where you live is small enough and you get a reputation.
No girl wants to be with the guy that got rejected 20 times.
SOMEBODY
POST
THE
MANLET
WHO
APPROACHED 1000 WOMEN
>>24972852
You can't just cold-approach women if you're unattractive.
Imagine the fattest, most grotesque, disfigured beta male approaching and talking to women. They will either humor him until he goes away, or outright reject him. Either way, all the charisma in the world can't save him.
They will go with a silent chad every single time. Physical beauty is the only thing that matters when trying to attract someone initially. Without it, the relationship can't even start. If you are ugly you are doomed to being alone.
>>24972981
This. I wanna read that again
>>24972852
I'm not a robot because I do this. I talk to men and women. Sometimes people want to talk, sometimes they don't. I've made friends, real ones, on the bus, at the grocery store, and at the gym just by talking to guys nearby.
I've gotten dates at the laundromat, the Burger King, and in the line for the ATM by just talking to girls.
It is called 'being friendly'
why all these bitches look like they gon fall the fuck over
>>24972852
What this little blip fails to say is "Approach tons of different women in socially acceptable situations."I usually did this through having and making female friends. seriously, I was friends with most of my gf's before I dated them.
>>24972933
There's your answer, OP. Since you're here, it won't go well.
Guys try to innocuously approach random women in public more often than you think, and it doesn't work. The girl will know immediately what you are doing and will not be interested, but many will be polite or pretend to be friendly because you are bigger than them and they can't know if you're a psycho who will get violent after being rejected. So overall yeah just don't do this.
Source: sisters
>>24972981
>>24973041
Guys pls, now i'm intrigued
>>24972852
It's a numbers game.
source: was a robot
now married
I sounded like a total autist for 2+ years doing this, but it was the only thing that saved me from being an autist forever. I'm sure every woman in that 2 years hated me.
Finally I got a gf. Then another after that one didn't work out. Then I got married.
>>24972852
Did it and ended up with a gf at the end of it all
>>24973170
>Getting married
Don't procreate. Your kids will be retarded like you
>>24973142
If you mean "approach" as in 'try to get a girl they've never met before on a date' - yeah.
See, I like people so I talk to them about stuff with no ulterior motive.
Its fun.
that's why
>>24973076
is true.
You poor bastards - getting to know people for who they are with no ulterior motive and no desire to do more than meet people for the sake of meeting people is something called 'healthy and natural'.
>>24973219
>posting on r9k telling others not to get married
Don't be a faggot. You'll give your partners AIDs.
>>24972852
If your problem is only a lack of conversational skills and flirting technique, then this could work. However, my suspicion is that the problem lies deeper for most people who don't just complain about women for the sake of being ironic and funny.
I was very bad with girls for a very long time. I had to learn how to talk, build my confidence (holistically and not just in regards to women), overcome my fear of rejection, and get a few interesting hobbies before I could feel comfortable talking to girls and dating. It wasn't as simple and just trying and failing and then getting better. You have to fix what's wrong with yourself, if that's even possible or realistic in the first place.
>>24973292
Getting married is the equivalent of handing a woman your financial future.
A woman is barely capable of handling a cock, let alone your finances.
>>24972892
>>how to get labeled a creep and banned from places
pretty much this
youre supposed to see if she reciprocates when you show interest in her (what is body language) before going up and actually asking her out
otherwise its creepy
>>24973299
how do I flirt without sounding like a sperg?
Cold approaching anyone is usually not in the least bit romantic even when the person is attractive. No one wants to be seen as a piece of meat. The hard truth is that the best relationships are formed over accidental circumstances such as mutual friends, niche interests or fetishes, or a mutual forgiving one one another's physical flaws. The more the population grows the pickier people will become and fewer people will ever have a chance because there aren't strict laws imposed upon reproductive "rights"
>>24972981
This please. Somebody deliver.
>>24972852
Approach
>FUCK! OFF! LOSER!
Not doing that again.
>>24973334
>A woman is barely capable of handling a cock, let alone your finances.
You know full well men can exploit marriage the same way anon.
>>24973435
I don't know. I think following "guides" doesn't do much for the average guy. Again, if your only problem is that you haven't had practice talking to women, than you might be alright.
I'm average-looking and am not the sort of guy who can flirt effortlessly. However, I'm very good at speaking and have a lot of interesting and funny stories that can get strangers listening. That's why most of my success with women is built around dates or extended interaction rather than pick-ups at bars or clubs. I can get girls to like me, but I'm not good-looking enough for the attraction to be entirely instantaneous, though I'm not repulsive enough to be an automatic turn-off, either.
I developed my current relationship online, as well as my last. I've also slept with about 18 or 19 women while on vacation in different countries. I met half of them on Tinder, am still good friends with several, and am on bad terms with none. That's because I can only sleep with girls I can get to like me; attraction usually comes later for me.
So I focus on being interesting and funny enough that girls want to spend time with me. I also don't give too many fucks if I get rejected because, in the long run, it doesn't matter - if a girl isn't in to me, I probably won't have to deal with her or see her again.
>>24973495
Are you trying to pick up Jr high chicks?
>>24972852
>tried
You only do, not try.
>>24973540
*then, my bad
>>24973529
Yeah, so don't get married
Is this a difficult concept?
>>24973553
Roasties ree. Don't talk about my waifu.
How do I know for sure if a girl likes me?
>>24973583
No, I am fine with it.
>>24972852
article also tells you to just bee urself
>>24972852
I probably talk to at least one new female a week. Basically never leads to even a second convo though.
>but it feels so good
>>24972933
you mean 'Don't be ugly and you'll be fine.'
OP pic is terrible advice.
>>24972852
Worked for me. Its really easy to get a girl, you just gotta get outside and be confident
>>24973668
Actually it's probably the best advice you could get for meeting bitches.
Truth is in our culture getting bitches is a numbers game.
Maybe Chad gets every single girl he talks to.
Maybe only 1 in 1000 girls are interested in you
If Chad only talks to 1 girl and you talk to 2000 you'll still "pull moe bitches"
Ya feel?
>>24973744
>You will never be chad
Everyone I've asked out has said yes. The trick is being a qt pie.
>>24972933
>Don't be an autist and you'll be fine
i.e don't be ugly and you'll be fine
>>24973744
>getting bitches is a numbers game
yes...as in: chad fucks 10/10s, toby fucks 1/10s
>>24973971
Yet, toby still lives in la-la land.
It's this dual reality we're living in and some people just don't get it!
>>24972933
>le don't be an autist
great advice mr. redditor
just be handsome and clean, its not creepy
>>24973762
Honestly eat shit if you're that insecure. Why do you need to be the absolute best of the best?
If you can get your shot together bitches will respect you
>>24973608
You don't.
You're always "okay" until a better guy comes along.
>>24973915
well I guess since autists usually don't take care of themselves and as a result look ugly
>>24972892
/thread
also the cruel story of my life
>>24973971
Nice anecdote dumbass
I've got an anecdote too
Check out D trumps wife/wives. At least one 10 and he's ugly as shit, so obviously not only Chad is getting it.
Try being confident idk, it's better than being a whiny cunt
>>24973170
>Then I got married
GTFO /r9k/ normie scum
>>24974036
Insecurity is a result of self awareness. We know we're genetically inferior.
>>24974145
>Try being confident
Another piece of winning advice from Mr. Redditor!
>>24974227
Just be yourself
>>24974216
Don't ever blame your failures on something stable like your genes. Blame it on you not putting in enough work, or bitches being vapid, don't blame your genetics though thats defeatist
>>24974347
or how about be rational and objective and find out what the actual cause is without letting egotism or fear of egotism getting in the way
I had chad roomates before and even they don't get all the bitches they want.
Girls are picky as fuck and have stupidly high standards.
It really is a numbers games brobots.
>>24974509
So you're fucked, congrats.
In case anyone other than anon is reading this, here's somethings that you can do to make girls like you more/more often:
>be nice to them
>tell them things they want to hear
>exercise more
>change/improve your appearance (clothes hair ect.)
>have a skill (occupational or recreational)
>talk to girls, if they don't like you, they have friends who might
>>24974036
>Why do you need to be the absolute best of the best?
>why people do research or compete
Stop being a fucking illiterate, Jesus.
I'll get REE'd for this, but I don't want you guys getting maced.
Chatting with a girl in a bookstore, or a cafe is fine. Do not approach girls on the street, they will immediately assume you are the sleeziest motherfucker, even if you're being nice. Public transport is also a bad idea. I've had guys who seemed innocent enough sit beside me on empty train carriages and it's just creepy.
>>24974866
Those are some nice dubs.
Are you competing?
I hope you put in the work to achieve your goals
>>24974145
>Try being confident idk
>what is miscalibration of the highly competent?
That's right, you know nothing, you ignorant shit
>>24974913
Pls check
>>24974854
Honestly man confidence can be gained, you don't HAVE to be insecure for life.
And if it's depression or socializing problems there are people/programs who can help
>>24974347
> Blame it on you not putting in enough work
Yes idiot, my height, my facial features, my hair and cock size are going to improve just with willpower and hard work.
You're the kind of lecturing scum who needs to leave this board. Try to spread your venom to /adv/. Little know-it-all
>>24974888
Godly trips confirmed for based gril/gay.
This is a good point but seems like ppl itt think talking to girls anywhere is impossible so they probably won't be doing ballsy/creepy approaches.
I used to be so socially anxious that I was an agoraphobe and pretty much genuinely insane.
I did this, among other, similar things, and it worked fine. Painful as hell for like three years but now I am fine. Ugly as fuck but I get laid based on conversation/personality.
Women aren't scary, man. They are unbelievably dumb and boring. It's like thinking the girls' bathroom is a special magical place, but then actually breaking in there one day and realizing it's just a shitter without urinals. Not only do women have no real power over you, they don't even think they do. That's the biggest joke of them all. Women don't understand how scared you are of them. They think life is the way it is for them, for everyone - everyone loves you, there's no pressure to perform, etc.
>>24974977
How tall are Lord of the dubs?
I'm 5'7 130 pounds.
It is completely a numbers game stop the self fulfilling prophecy asap.
>>24974977
DO YOU HEAR ME YOU FUCKING LOSER
READ MY FUCKING LIPS BEFORE I BRAIN YOU WITH A PIECE OF PVC
JUST BE YOURSELF
IT'S SO FUCKING SIMPLE A CHIMP COULD DO IT. JUST GO OUTSIDE. GO UP TO A GIRL YOU WANT TO COURT AND JUST
BE
YOURSELF
JESUS CHRIST DO I HAVE TO HOLD YOU FUCKING HAND?! DO I HAVE TO CHANGE YOUR GODDAMN DIAPER? B E Y O U R S E L F
There are two posts in this thread that you must chose between. Only one of these posts the truth.
Chose wisely
>>24974998
>>24975020
>>24974955
What a waste of dubs. Confidence means shit when it can't be backed with a body that women find attractive. Stop thinking that because it works for you, it works for everybody. I have news for you
IT DOESN'T.
>>24974145
Trump is the definition of a Chad
He's 6'2, he was born into money, he went to an Ivy, he was successful in business
Look at pictures of him when he was in his 30s and 40s, he was extremely attractive
He doesn't look bad for a guy pushing 70, Hillary is on death's door when she doesn't have make-up on and Bernie would probably keel over before a second term
>>24975099
At least you got dubs to make up for it with that stellar opinion.
Why do you think there are so many ugly-stupid motherfuckers in the world?
You're mother and father were so ugly and stupid that when they fucked and came together in a beautiful union they created you; the ugliest dumbest mother fucker of all time
>>24972852
Gonna give you guys the greatest advice you'll ever hear.
Easiest way to get a girl is to not look at women as sexual objects until you meet one that looks at you like that.
>>24974977
I'm 5'5, skinnyfat, and balding.
Keep telling me that is just a matter of attitude. I dare you.
>>24975143
But it doesn't end there, because it is your right, no you're duty, to find and fuck and equally ugly-stupid bitch and continue the cycle of useless stupid-ugly cunts
>>24975017
please read the answer on
>>24975176
>>24972852
>approaching
Disgusting. I would never lower myself to such a level. I'd rather rot in the ground and have the maggots eat my dick.
Cunts should be approaching me.
>>24975176
Do you have a social circle? You're definitely short, maybe try dating midgets ;)
>>24975020
ALL CAPS doesn't change the hard truth.
Seriously man, you're in the wrong place. Go to /adv/, your ALL CAPS will be more appreciated there. Some people won the genetics lottery and other don't. Don't delude yourself.
>>24975271
I bet I could teach any anon in NY how to get a gf.
>>24975208
For you I'd suggest being flamboyant/grandiose. Females only approach males they want to fuck, marry or kill so you need to make them notice you to go that route
>>24975271
It was a joke, fampai. I was going for a thing there.
>>24975340
>>24975271
No shit, you fell for my counter bait stupid
>>24974998
I'm not scared of women. They're scared of me because I look like a freak. I see how repulsed they are in their eyes when I approach them. I can see how disgusted and upset they are by the mere thought that someone like me could have some interest on them.
I used to think like you. I failed miserably so many times that I lost the count. Why bother to try again.
>>24975291
>flamboyant/grandiose
Not my personality.
I am the lone wolf walking through the dark,wintry forest of life. Lonely. Majestic.
>>24975374
Damn! Out-meme'd again!
>>24974055
just be in good shape and well groomed they said
>>24975386
Do you even want a gf? Obviously you can't change your personality very much but how comfortable are you with the concept of manipulation? There are tons of lonely girls out there if you're willing to pull a few strings
jus bee ur self! :^)
works every time :^)
>>24975143
I always ask my mother why she was such a egoistical person and bring me to this nonsense called life?
Why don't she do the right thing and abort me?
If evolution had its way. People like me will not be here, and everybody in the world would be better
>>24975400
>mfw it wasn't even my post
There's a good chance that anon I'd literally retarded.
Also you're an idiot for being out-memedx2
>>24975252
Thanks for the keks, and no, I don't have social circle, I'm that one who is the target of bullies in the school and nobody wants to talk to him, because ewww
>>24972892
IF you're less than 8/10, that is
>>24975476
If you weren't here the we'd all become more relatively ugly and stupide so thanks for being here.
Also there are girls out there who like puny submissive guys because of superiority complexes so can I suggest picking up outpatients.
The only winning move is not to play. Getting a gf won't make any of our shitty lives any better.
>>24975284
Good luck with your Pick-up artist school, Mystery. I'm not being sarcastic, let's hope no blue hair feminist accuse you of misogyny and objectification for daring to do such task.
>>24975284
>tfw I took that bet with someone in TX
>tfw got 200 bucks because I was that unattractive
>>24975471
I would just go with Facial surgery at that point.
Or suicide
>>24975374
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8gP824M4SS4
sure you are.
>>24975579
I'm just saying. Half the problem with everyone here is the lack of discipline
You need someone to give you that little kick in the tukhus
>>24973744
I actually agree with you.
If failed normies really want to stop failing, keep trying. Looks aren't a perfect consensus, an ugly guy may be attractive to some women. You never really know until you try.
But, I struggle seeing how that's a good way to live. One can only accept so much rejection in life.
>>24975528
Find people to talk to who will respect you. Chads and staceys have lots of social opportunities because of all their superficial friends.
But the key is having those few people who are actually there for you. Even real talks with family members can help.
That kind of stuff should (I'd almost say must) happen before tfw no gf can be remedied
>>24975613 also I'm not opening that. No time
>>24975572
I'm not that desperate. Besides I insist you're in the wrong place. Go spread your fabulous knowledge and wit to the next generations. The future is yours. :^)
>>24975658
Lack of discipline means nothing. Context matters. Always matters
>>24975733
"Normies" don't think about this stuff normally. If you've only ever had positive relationships you're whole life it's easy to over look this stuff. For some people this stuff comes naturally like a reflex. But they learned that reflex, mostly because their parents and friends always facilitated the confidence.
Truth is most people don't even think about the kind of stuff that goes on, on this board.
Idk it's okay
>>24975588
top kekels
>>24975731
That's the issue, nobody respects me and there are nobody there for me. Too tired and hopeless to bother anymore.
I wish I had this conversation when I was younger when I believe this can be fixed.
There's no time. It's too late.
>>24975727
The thing is you don't have to do like "pick up tactics". Have you ever been in proximity with a girl and thought you should have said something but you didn't?
If you've ever thought you should/could have said something than that was a possibility. If you can capitalize on this guy feeling even once you'll get that much better at it.
Try it before you knock it.
Worst case scenario you're gay and Chad will love you with his cock
>>24975795
Google "miscalibration of the highly competent" and you understand
>>24975848
This is why I come to this board. I used to spend a lot of time thinking I was human garbage and that my life was terrible. I wanted to die.
But truth was it was my fault. I had friends, I talked to girls . The problem was I was just that I wasn't happy with what I had.
No one really knows exactly what they want, but that doesn't mean stop looking. The only way to never find it is to stop.
My 2 cents
>>24975787
Lack of discipline leads to varying degrees of the "I want something or able to do something but I don't want to have to build up the experience to do it" mentality.
>I want a job that requires experience but I don't want to do those prerequisites
>I want to lose weight but I don't want to work out
>I want a gf but I don't want to go through the work.
>>24975913
Okay that's interesting, I'm a psychology student and I thank you for teaching me something teachers never would.
BUT
It doesn't really sound like most people on this board are suffering from illusory superiority. If you thought you were great even though you weren't you WOULD already be hitting on girls and would probably be very creepy about it. I have a bit of a Napoleon complex which I feel would more fit this concept.
>>24973076
Only took 11 replies for somebody to un-ironically post "Just be yourself :^)"
>>24975913
I ducked up, this was a short but sweet respone to what I said. It's strange how life is and I wish it made more sense.
>>24976031
Best part about this is staceys care more about that picture than Chad.
>tfw you would never cold approach women because you're fat and ugly and would get branded as a creep
Still I don't mind so much. I still end up talking to the odd random girl through my job or when I'm out and about. I think it's better not to force human contact and let things flow naturally.
>tfw you'll never ask out that QT that works in the cinema who recognises you and likes to enthusiastically talk movies with you like its the highlight of her day.
On a somewhat related note, i always do laugh though when women get insecure when a guys just making casual chat.
You can tell when they start throwing in references to their boyfriend constantly: "My boyfriend this" and "boyfriend and I that". Boyfriend boyfriend boyfriend.
Honestly lady Im just making casual conversation to make my job less boring. I'm not interested in anything like that. Especially on the clock. If you feel uncomfortable talking to me then don't talk and carry on packing your shopping.
If I had a girlfriend I wouldn't be constanatly dropping references to her all the time like I'm some dependant puppet. I can talk about myself properly.
It does make me wonder sometimes if most women even have opinions, and hobbies and personality, or do they just get it from others.
>>24976069
Girls do this thing where they're super insecure and emphasize how fruitful their social lives are.
If you find a girl who talks about her hobbys mate with her asap
>>24975471
>when he shows his ugly snout, get out!
>>24972852
if you try this you have to make sure first and foremost that you aren't ugly
>>24976400
Thanks for the sage agent double 0
