got a 1500 word essay due in 2 days, haven't even started.
>300 word response paper to what i learned in the class due at midnight tonight
>only have 233 words done
FUCK
You're fucked dude.
Might as well kill yourself now.
>>24972603
FUCK!
Just drop the class, man.
>>24972572
>The glass castle
what shit taste this bitch has
>tfw 100 word essay due next month
>tfw haven't started
FUCK
>>24972603
>>24972726
FUCK
OH NO!
>1 word presentation due in 6 months
>already done it
fuck my life
>>24972572
I have a 15 page paper due in less than 48 hours and I don't even have a single source yet.
>>24972572
That's 750 words a day, are you retarded?
>drank some mysterious green health drink from the fridge
>stomach feels like shit
>already graduated college
>but multiple work projects due next week
fuck
>>24972803
No, but you are.
>>24972912
Bruv you got me, absolutely btfo
>>24972572
Ech, implants.
>>24972987
there's always this guy. No one cares, holy shit.
>>24973893
whats it to you? did you have silicone surgically inserted into your tits as well
100000 word essay do in twenty minutes and I haven't even started yet
How fucked am I?
>tfw got paid $1000 to write a 35-page, single-space essay with 11,000 words
>charge by double space
>tfw started Friday night and finished mid-day Sunday
>TFW when i failed my lit class because i plagiarized the final essay from wikipedia
>>24972572
>never turn in essays in time
>might not turn in essays at all
>teachers don't really care because I could make up 20 minutes of bullshit speech as to why I didnt turn it in
then I dropped out because it was boring
Are you guys really bitching about a fucking 1500 word essay? Jesus fucking Christ. If I knew the subject decently I could do that in like an hour and a half.
What subject is it?
>>24972603
kill yourself, anon
>>24974408
>not using an article re-writer tool
literally asking for it
i legitmately have a 500 word essay due at midnight in 2 hours and i have no fucking clue what else to write
>>24974408
>failed the class
>didnt get expelled
how's it feel being in a shitty for profit school
>>24974628
is this bait? that writing is 5th grade level
>>24972603
email your prof, tell him your sending it from your phone and your computer just died, you're taking it to an emergency repair place so the paper may be turned in a little late. saved my ass last semester when i decided to put off a 500 word essay until the day before it was due. smdh.
>be me
>have an important test on a certain day at 10 am
>wake up
>overslept
>its 10:20
>run to school
>school suddenly looks different
>stairs that go nowhere
>doors painted on walls
>elevators never go to the floor you want them to
>finally get to the classroom door where my test is being held
>open the door
>im back in my room
>wake up
>i graduated years ago
EVERY FUCKING TIME
>>24972572
6000 word essay due on Tuesday
6000 word essay due on Friday
Could have had the second one ezmode if I'd used up my Saturday and Sunday writing but instead I watched NGE
>>24974362
>100000 word essay do in twenty minutes and I haven't even started yet
You're fine bro. 10 minute break, to warm up, then knock out the rest with 7 minutes of hard core plagiarism and the final 3 minutes with editing.
>>24972572
>1500 words
What? Fucking nothing unless you need tons of sources.
>tfw 500 separate 2 word essays due next yesterday
>>24972572
Jesus, if I saw that irl, my rape urges would go through the roof
>>24972572
>due in 2 days
try less than 12 hours, starting at midnight. Only to fap half of it away.
>>24974628
first of all, using phones too much? Of all the fuckin things you could choose with millions of fuckin articles available online, you choose some shit a middle class mother riddled with anxiety would be worried about?
Global Warming
The dawn of modern agriculture and the correlation with weight gain
The rise and fall of cigarettes in the west and the expansion to poorer nations
Fuckin go to reddit and find some dumb shit someone is worried about and write about it.
This is a free fuckin assignment but you're making it hard for yourself
500 words on a topic of your choice should take 30 god damn minutes
>>24974628
>>24974794
I sincerely hope it's bait
>>24974760
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>>24974836
it's not that rare you dip
>>24974628
Holy fuck this is really bad. You're fucked family
JUST FUCKING DO IT
o r i ginal
That's cute. I have 5 pages due 3 weeks ago and I'm gonna have to write the whole damn without knowing if the professor is even going to read it, let alone give me a grade high enough to bump my B to an A.
