What would the whities on /r9k/ describe themselves as?
>>24972529
apollo as fuck
No fat drunk guy.
If you look at Apollo looks like a Rockstar then I sincerely hopeI was going to write "You kill yourself" here but that would be really mean, so instead I'm just going to tell you I really, really, REAAAAALLY disagree with your opinion.
>>24972529
perseus. just a special snowflake way to say i'm pretty average all over.
>>24972745
This
Who /dionysus/ mode here
i am Hercules, most women don't really like it thou. i don't think it is cause of my large frame i think it is because of my horrible face
>>24972529
>Manliest chin/face you will ever see.
>Broad shoulders.
>Manlet
>Huge hands bigger than most people taller than me.
>>24972529
>Apollo
>"rockstar" type
No. The Perseus guy looks like Kurt Cobain.
Eurystheus
Apollo and I dislike it.
A loser who does nothing but browse the Internet and play vidya. No friends and no one to talk to. Depression and social anxiety has taken over my life and I'm considering ending it all once I find a good home for my dog and two hamsters. I'm a waste of space and oxygen. I'm a useless piece of shit.
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>>24972529
Apollo here
Hercules I guess but I'm fat as fuck and only bench 260 squat 340
>>24972719
You wish you were that pretty
I would say that I'm a big guy
>>24972871
Are you welsh?
also source on the hercules in op's pic
>>24972529
>handsome good looks
subjective, but more masculine traits than the apollo type
>neither slim nor overly muscular
yes
>athletic and strong
not athletic but fairly physically durable. working on getting stronger
guess I'm Perseus type. ok
>>24975130
for you
was getting caught part of your plan?
>>24972529
I'd be the far right if I weren't 5'8"
>>24972529
Perseus all the way baybee.
would be apollo if not for hair loss
sigh
>>24972529
Hercules , without muscles though, haven't trained in month.Not fat either though, and i'm very attractive
>>24975276
Of course
When I saw that OP shitposted I had to know if I could banepost
>>24975388
Wear a wig and I'll fuck your boupissu
perseus and im trans
just kill me why couldnt i have been born apollo
Paris, except for the part where he keks Agamemnon
>>24972529
pursues
>>24972529
Apollo
I've had gfs because I'm pretty and can play a few instruments, but I'm no good at social stuff.
I do keep my hair long and fluffy and dress nicely.
I wish I were Hercules though
>>24975710
is that what you look like IRL
Apollo but kinda fat. And ugly. So not Apollo I guess
>tfw no cybele mommy gf
Who /attis/ here?
>>24975730
No, I look like a boy. my hair is only bit longer than the guy in the middle of the OP picture anyways.
>>24972529
who else /Dionysus-mode/ here?
>>24972529
Probably Medusa. The gods frown upon me.
>>24975816
Just say yes so I can fap to you you fucking faggot
>>24976995
I wont give you the satisfaction.
>>24977024
FUCK YOU I'M GONNA FAP ANYWAYS
>>24972529
I'm an ugly lankster. 6'3" and I've been told I look like Kramer with straight hair. I guess the Greeks didn't have people that looked like me. I guess I'd describe myself as a 'Mistake' type physique
Apollo reporting in
:)))
>>24972529
>pretty
>handsome
>rugged and manly
Nope, nope, nope.
None of the three.
>>24972529
Perseus but too fat.
Have his approximate look though
White Hispanic reporting in. Hercules af.
Someone has to do it.
CRASHING THIS THREAD
>>24972529
Who /Perseus/ here? Though I have an Apollo personality 2bh.
>>24972529
>tfw Perseus.
>tfw want to destroy modernity which has taken many of the women ive loved in the past hostage or turned them into monsters like medusa.
>every time i break my heart, i eventually become stronger and as a result overcome the beast but wonder if its worth getting stronger if im still alone.
>>24978851
Replace Apollo with CIA. Perseus with Dr.Pavel.
I am Apollo!
I am a child of our lord. Created in his image.
>>24975197
If it helps, the shirt he's wearing means he belong(s/ed) to the England Rugby Team.
Hercules-type reporting in,
Hades-mode.
>>24972529
Tfw Hercules looks but want to be Apollo and have twink hair
Rrrreeeeeee I want apollo
>>24972529
My facial structure is between Hercules (brow) and Perseus, but my body structure is between Perseus and Apollo. Fucking horrible.
>>24973113
anon you're cute
>>24972529
I'm in the Perseus box I suppose.
