I'm giving in.
I'm downloading Tinder.
I told myself I'd never do this. I told myself it was for shallow degenerates. I told myself it wasn't my scene.
But here I am, at 21, never having had a girlfriend, all of my real life leads failing me.
This is my last resort.
Wish me love.
That was a typo, perhaps a Freudian slip.
Meant luck.
Wish me either.
>>24971979
Try not to sound that autistic on tinder
>>24972001
I promise, senpai!
I'm a pretty sociable person, I do well to make people laugh and make good conversation.
But no one ever wants to date me.
>>24971979
HHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
NORMIE
What kind of info do you have to give to create a Tinder account? I wouldn't mind doing one just to see who's using it.
>first person if some chick with hundreds of instagram photos, most of them with dudes holding her waist etc
This is going to be difficult.
>>24972059
I'm a failed normie desu
Part of the autistic rainbow that makes up /r9k/
>>24972068
You need normiebook
>>24972068
what >>24972096 said.
You need to connect a facebook account, but it doesn't show anything on your facebook page. It just needs it for your identity, pictures, etc.
Good luck fellow anon
I wish you well in your adventures
>>24972096
>>24972167
Can people see your phone number? I don't mean a phone number listed on Facebook.
>>24972198
I appreciate it famiglia
Here is a good image I enjoy for you
>>24972256
No phone number.
Only first name, and images that you select for people to see.
Beyond your first name, they can't see anything you don't actually enter into your profile.
The images you chose have to come from Facebook, though, I believe.
I think they might be able to see mutual interests as well...? But I'm not sure how that works.
I think I'm gonna end up doing it too OP
just realized I don't have any good pics though, might need to stage some pictures to make me look social
>>24972256
No, I dont believe so
one of two things is going to happen
>you discover you're much more handsome than you initially thought
>you're going to feel uglier, less desirable, and overall worse than ever
>>24971979
You can do it, just be yourself and you'll find a nice virgin girl.
>>24972289
go for it.
I'm going in with just the pics I already have, which are either pics taken by myself with the intention of looking wacky/stupid, or pictures of art I've made, as substitutes for pictures of myself, since I don't actually enjoy taking pictures of myself, or having people take them.
>>24972306
This is what I expect.
I can't go much lower than low at this point though, so I don't care if it's a failure. It's more just a "hey what if/why not" at this point.
>>24971979
Oh and btw tindr is just so people who are already getting pussy can get more.
It's effectively a poonmultiplier
>>24972312
>18
>mother to two kids already
>>24972364
HAHAHAHAHAH WHO ARE YOU
>>24971979
Seriously mang you better hope you've got something bitches like because they too have limited swipes and you best believe Chad already got one
>>24972343
>substitutes for pictures of myself
I don't think that plays well for matches unless your art is really good (it might be but idk)
>>24972439
Could be much worse.
Worst part is this beast (according to her bio) is a semi-decent person
>>24972492
>I don't think that plays well for matches unless your art is really good (it might be but idk)
It doesn't
But I only have three pictures of myself, so the art is just filler in case some qt appreciates it
>>24972447
Part time shit poster, full time virgin
Fuck with me
>>24972519
Is that a tranny m80?
>>24972550
i'm not really sure why you think responding to bots is funny
>>24972548
Qt will only appreciate if you are a cool hipster
Maybe with some minimal tattoos.
Pets are good, even use fake dogs or something. Bitches will be none the wiser.
These are the type of matches i get fml.
>>24972594
These are the worst kind of people you will find on tindr btw
>>24972548
Hello?? YOU PLAY TO WIN THE GAME
>>24971979
>
I told myself I'd never do this. I told myself it was for shallow degenerates. I told myself it wasn't my scene.
But here I am, at 21, never having had a girlfriend, all of my real life leads failing me.
Make that your tinder bio that'll reel in the clunge.
>>24972609
>wasting a right swipe on her
>>24972557
Quite possibly, didn't match tho
>>24972583
It's not funny but I have a compulsion shh
I've been inspired to reawaken my account. Figure I should apologise to this biracial chicka
>>24972624
no
that's not me
i don't roll like that
>But here I am, at 21
> at 21
> 21
kek your life is just starting, you're just being edgy about a pretty dumb thing to take a decision on
>>24972679
you a dummy if you not going for this
>no mutual interests
instant left swipe
the fuck we supposed to have in common if we ain't got shit in common
>>24972710
I don't have time for these girls in my life Tbh
But check out this killer opener
>she's 5'8
>>24972766
christ
these hoes ain't loyal
>>24972690
I guess we got different goals then
I wish you luck in whatever yours is on tinder
>>24972792
In case it wasn't apparent, tindr is not a nest of faithful bitches.
There are desperate women if you know where to look though
>>24972738
>>24972690
Y'all are over thinking relationship
Here take the redpill
oh nooooooooooooooooooooooooo
hahah oh shit
no
>>24971979
It doesn't work unless you're physically attractive. Are you physically attractive?
>>24972948
Oh yea girls use copy pasta for there bios, don't read into it, pics r all that matters desu
Hey OP.
I'm not a very good looking guy. I've had something like tinder, in german, which is commonly used not to find fuckbuddies but actual dates and love.
Anyway I've been on there for half a year now. So far I had a couple of girls really really interested in me, lost my virginity to a MILF that literally was so horny that she jumped and rid me so it was really fucking hot for the first time and now I am about to get into my first relationship with a really cute girl I found on there.
If you're american you're fucked though. I don't think your country has people like these that aren't turbosluts left. At least not on tinder.
>>24972312
God Peterborough sucks
>download tinder
>no matches
>uninstall tinder
>>24973009
>If you're american you're fucked though. I don't think your country has people like these that aren't turbosluts left. At least not on tinder.
I don't think so either.
In fact, not on any dating site.
I'm not even sure if they exist?
But if they do, they've already got their BFs.
>>24973077
how long did you wait?
>>24973077
>download tinder
>get tons of matches
>too autistic to message any of them
Who here /aspergers Chad/?
>>24973083
>>24973009
Hey guys, shot poster here.
Find yourself an alysha.
Girls like this generally fly under the radar of alphas because they would be detrimental to their status.
They really only get attention from omegas like me and weirdos, so you have a fighting chance desu
>>24973083
If you don't get a girlfriend at around 16 or maybe even sooner and keep her for marriage she'll have been a slut.
>>24973144
Don't care if she's fucked dudes, but in North American society, it's for some reason okay for girls to use men and slut around on them.
>>24973129
How you autists act autistically on the internet blows my mind.
Also appreciate how I took advantage of this bitches empathy
>>24973136
>21
>still in highschool
>those piercings
My sides weren't ready
>>24973232
Only match I ever really considered procreating with desu
>>24973136
That's what I did. Pic related. I have my first date with her Wednesday. She constantly writes how much she likes me and that she really really hopes we like each other so we can be together.
Anyway you're right, look out for the ones that have bad pictures of themselves but are actually cute.
OP here I'm already uninstalling
every bitch on here is BASIC AS FUCK
I'm looking for a partner in philosophy not a partner in "LOL let's go to the CLUB!!!"
So rip tinder
>>24973293
>IF YOU LIKE COUNTRY MUSIC SWIPE LEFT
10/10 would waifu
>>24973232
m8 I'm older than her and I have yet to graduateThen again I have been NEET since I was 16
>>24973341
Look m8, I'm sorry to break this to you but that's women in general. I'm a retired Chad, had quite a few tinder sluts on the go last year, but I deleted my tinder this year. Also have experience with POF, OKC, hot or not, and some other online dating sites. All women are like this. I've had sex almost 30 girls and they were all basic as fuck. The intelligent sapiophile qt3.14 gf that you are looking for is 1 in 1000 girls, and she will not be found on dating sites/apps because she already has a boyfriend and is probably busy completing her masters degree somewhere.
>>24973317
Best of luck with that partner, I wish you all the best in your endeavours.
I pray you fuck her too infinity and beyond
>>24973419
This,
As the designated shot poster I'd like to take it upon myself to agree with Chad here.
If you want a good girl, go to church.
She probably isn't there but maybe you can find someone who knows her.
>>24973419
Well, alright.
may you get loadsof pussy fellow machine
>>24973341
>I'm looking for a partner in philosophy
>on tinder
>>24973470
It's okay anon, you just need to remember that women are really just a fuckhole with the intelligence of a 12 year old. They never really mature mentally beyond puberty. If you are looking for intelligent companionship, you need male friends. Women exist purely for hedonistic purposes.
