>And your name, sir?
Big dick lance -wink-
I would probably give my real name (European here, and poor; I've never had that happen to me), then get angry at myself and think of an alternative.
I would probably just say 'Nemo' next time. Perhaps not in Latin, but something more obscure like Greek or Hebrew.
"John Smith"
Sosa Chamberlain
>That isn't important, whats yours?
>>24971823
Fuhk you.
My actual name
Continue with the frogposting by all means
Mubeddely Humgardnersnubbins
>>24971773
I order all my food under Lee-Roy its a bit of an inside joke but mostly because Lee-Roy is a funny name that doesn't suit me, you guys should try it
"White lives matter"
Coffee is the only thing I like dark.
>>24971773
I ORDERED AN ICED COFFEE
Mister. Moon. Man.
54m50n the great, 54m50n the strong, 54m50n the allmighty
donardu trumpu
>>24971931
>you will never kill niggers with moonman
>>24971939
>54m50n the autistic, 54m50n the crybaby, 54m50n the dental health enthusiast
>qt at the campus starbucks
>always remembers my name even though I rarely go there
>can never tell if its a hint to something or if I just stand out from the crowd that much
>>24971773
I'm a stupid min wage starbucks employee
Ashley Riot
>>24971982
>Fish the moron, Fish the faggot, Fish the jelly failure of a trip
>>24971986
Are faggots doing that stupid "Merry Christmas" bullshit?
i always use my runescape username in these situations
one iced mocha with extra chocolate for Ixl 00pZ 3 h1t lxl
>>24971985
She probably hated her first interaction with you, but realized you kept coming in to eye rape her. Now she gets to avoid talking to you by a few seconds every time you come in, since she memorized your name.
>>24972027
>failure of a trip
Bit redundant
>>24971982
>54m50n the dental health enthusiast
the man with a colon cleaner than your mouth.
Oliver
Constitution
>>24972113
Yeah that's probably it
Noah Portant, miss.
>>24971985
Probably just tries to remember everyone's name, honestly. When you're wagekeking in the service industry you have nothing better to do and it's nice to see familiar faces.
>>24972027
>failure of a trip
You're pretty far gone, aren't you
>my name is merry christmas
ha ha, checkmate atheist
>>24971773
Alberto Barbosa
Am I being detained? I DO NOT CONSENT.
Man shes cute.
>tfw no black gf
Ashley.
Ashley Madison
Uhh...uhh pep-pepe
>Like the frog meme?
Y-yah
Sparticus.
>>24972119
54m50n is bretty cool tho
My name? You can just call me "The 9 Incher"
Why do they need to write your name on the cup?
>>24972366
incase of similar or the same orders
>>24972138
He does brush it regularly. Sometimes I forget to brush my teeth in the morning. He never forgets to brush his colon.
>>24971773
I never once thought of using a fake name at SB's. Now I'm probably gonna do it every time.
>Pepe`, your skinny vanilla soy latte is ready
>>24972386
that actually sounds like a good idea
>Pepe your pumpkin spice is ready
>drinking the beverage jew
Um...thanks but no thanks. I would not be caught dead there
>>24972386
see >>24972308
Its not worth it anon
Venti americano. Room. Chad.
>>24972532
Just don't spill your spaghetti over it.
>No, like the soccer player ;)
Then you ask the qt Barista for her #
>>24972564
>tfw Dan
>>24972564
What's wrong with Justin?
>>24972564
>tfw I am not on any of those categories
Richard Fitzwell
>>24971896
This is a totally original comment that has never been commented before
>>24972564
I'm Alex. I like the look and sound of my name; shamefully its meaning is as inaccurate as it gets.
>>24972564
What about Jack?
>>24971773
Why is that cup empty, I ordered a Java chip an hour ago and you're asking me for my God damn name? Fucking freak let me talk to your manager
>>24972564
>tfw Adam
Time to leave this place and become Chad
>>24972651
It's a lawyers name is what i got from that.
And i guess they were going for the "everyone hates lawyers" meme.
>>24972380
>give people numbers
>put number on cup
Woooooooooooow so difficult
>>24972564
>tfw under Average names
>the guy pictured under my names even kind of looks like me
>the hairstyle at least
>>24972720
Dude that's the Canadian Prime Minister. Fucking Americans baka
>>24972564
the Max in the picture is a future Chad
>>24971773
Fuckface McGee
>>24971773
Mumbale Shaqueue, King of Zimbabwe
>>24972741
that doesnt sound very fun now does it anon
>>24972703
I think the bigger problem is that you were retarded enough to wait an hour for a cup of coffee.
My name is not important. What is important is what I'm going to do... I just fuckin' hate this world. And the human worms feasting on its carcass. My whole life is just cold, bitter hatred. And I always wanted to die violently. This is the time of vengeance and no life is worth saving. And I will put in the grave as many as I can. It's time for me to kill. And it's time for me to die. My genocide crusade begins here.original meme do not steal
>>24971982
>>24971939
>tripfags
Not even once
>>24972564
>tfw average name
>tfw cant blame my failure on my name either
*tips coffe cup*
>>24971773
It's Daddy.
>>24971773
My name is Not Important.HOW DO I OVERLOAD THE REACTOR
>>24971982
well now i dont like you anymore :(
Long dick slim
I've been living in the US for 5 years and I've never been to starbucks
Am I missing out?
>>24971773
Bourne.
>Implying operators ever use their real names
>>24973499
>the old man had probably watched Spartacus in theaters when it came out
>out of the others, a few might have seen it on DVD
>the rest only know it from memes
muh inception
>>24973623
Their cofe is awful and their food can be done better anywhere else. You're not missing anything.
>>24972027
>>24971982
Thanks for the laugh you autistic attention seeking cry babies.
>>24971773
niggers tongue my anus
why do i have to blox this
>>24972268
*gets shot
>>24972802
I don't go for fast food to have fun, i go when i'm out of food and feel like drowning myself in garbage.
>>24973727
And it costs too much, only stacies and dried out vapid milfs drink starbucks
>>24971773
>My name isn't important. What's important is my plan.
>>24971773
Butts McFartington
>>24972662
Hello dongus
Mr. Sandman
>>24975055
Well congratulations...you got yourself starcvcked! What's the next step of your master plan?
>>24975055
Checked and rektt
>be me
>named Ryan
>go to Starbucks in India
>"and what is your good name, sir?"
>"Ryan"
>place my order
>"Reeyan" written on cup
>go to Domino's
>"Orian"
>order curry
>"Ramesh"
>apply for job
>"John"
pumpkin spice latte. iyema wagekek is my name.
>>24971773 JUST
WE
>>24971773
Dirk McCallister
Stephen. With a "p" "h." You-you wrote a "v." Never mind.
>>24971773
>Guess they let anyone work at Starbucks these days... b-baka
>>24972564
>tfw god-tier
>>24971773
My name is Yousef. I'm not Muslim or Jewish, my parents are white as Wonder bread, they just thought the name sounded cool.
No barista has ever got my name right the first time. Ever.
"You-seeeef?"
"Shou-seff?"
"You-see?"
Fuck that.
I give my name as Joe now.
>>24971773
>"y-y-you too...."
>walk away
>tfw work at Starbucks
Kill yourselves.
>>24971773
Andre, but you can call me tonight
>>24973678
Or..someone made it up
>>24976456
>Alright tonight, your double cream vente caramel sugar iced mocha whipped cream cinnamon hazelnut steamed milk chai latte is coming right up
Proceeds to look at you in disgust because you aren't a 10/10 chad.
>>24977050
I cry every tim
>>24972564
I'm Matt but I look like Brian without the stache and longer hair
>>24971896
shes gonna piss in your coffee
>>24971773
Nathan Fielder (That image is from DUMB starbucks btw)
>>24972564
I'm not on that list and I have a pretty common name.
>>24971982
Fish, the dresses like his mommy buys my clothes
>>24971773
Gobbles
>>24971773
Lorne Malvo
>>24972683
Well obviously, otherwise the robot would've caught it.
"Nigger-creamer supreme, the third... m'slave lady"
*Tips point white race fedora*
>>24978459
what if i want her to?
Wendy (male)
Yes, I can't understand either
>>24972564
How is there no John. John is pretty damn normal
>>24972262
came to post this right here
Oh, and my name? Albert Einstein.
*proves god exists to the professor in the class room*
>>24971773
This isn't starbucks, it's dumb starbucks.
>>24975499
>going to India
>drinking starbucks
seriously?
I have never been inside a starbucks, i walked past one once but it was way too expensive.
notim portent
>>24971773
Um, my name is Blacklivesdon'tmatter.
>>24972564
>tfw I have don't have an american name
I guess the equivalent would be Jack, but in italian it sounds much better
>>24972564
what about Gustav?
>>24971773
"I C Wiener"
>>24981071
ciao giacomo
>>24971773
My name is merry chirstmas
>>24977145
I still think your shoes are nice man.
>>24975499
POO IN THE LOO
A
J
E
E
T
>>24971773
Joey Salads
>>24971773
KONO DIO DA!!!
*wrrryyys in distance*
>>24972564
>Anton is under pig disgusting
One time I see my name and its there
>>24971773
im not a man im a girl you faget
>Tfw no pass
N. A. Palmer
-ot alternatively
Walter Millons
>>24981360
B-but those aren't my shoes...
>>24981453
What a trash nigger name, I feel sorry for you.
>>24971773
Beegaiy Fooryu
