>Chad goes to jail for 4 months
>his ex-girlfriend (who just turned 30..) randomly messages me
>says we should "hang out" sometime
>makes numerous comments about how good I look, etc
>says Chad is a loser and a scumbag, wants nothing to do with him
>Chad is constantly trying to get in touch with her
So, sounds like I might have the chance to fuck this bitch. Even though she's 30 (and thus, gross) she's not a single mother.
Should I kek Chad? Or just ignore this whore?
>should I become a BETA PROVIDER
I dunno OP, how gullible are you?
She DEFINITELY wants to fuck. Go for it. What do you have to lose?
>>24968456
More like..
>should i fuck and chuck this bitch just to piss off some Chad faggot
Get it right, nigger.
Bring your own condom, sounds like a trap.
>>24968483
This anon knows what's good.
>>24968409
use her anyway you see fit, but don't forget whoever falls for the other first loses.
gl op.
>>24968483
No, he's right. She's making plans right now for a backup loser. Chad is obviously not husband-worthy, but he is fuck-worthy. She establishes anon as a backup moneybank just in case by fucking him once and giving him a ray of hope
Don't do it OP. You will hate your life if you do.
>>24968521
You can't be trapped if you already see it coming
>>24968521
This guy is right about her scheme but you can still fuck her as long as you keep in mind that you're her beta provider backup. Never give her money or get serious with her.
>>24968521
Crabsinbucket.jpg
Fuck her op
Why does turning 30 make her gross? You fag
>>24968588
>Why does turning 30 make her gross?
Why is expired milk gross?
>>24968409
as long as she doesn't cuk you into raising Chad's crotchfruit.
Also use a rubber.
>>24968409
Pump her and dump her, but be careful because its a trap, that many beta's get caught in. definitely wear a condom.
>>24968639
>Chad's crotchfruit
Did you see the part about her NOT being a single mother?
>>24968409
You were her back up, if Chad didn't go to jail she would still be with him. Just fuck her and don't bother talking to her again, its what Chad would do.
>>24968641
this. and make sure to bring your own condom, which you keep on your person. and record the whole thing
>>24968516
also, don't forget to ask her if she has any stds.
>>24968663
Might be preggers. Looking for a beta to take care of it.
>>24968688
>Just fuck her and don't bother talking to her again, its what Chad would do.
Well, that's the plan. That and letting Chad know that he was c.ucked by a 0/10 subhuman.
>>24968663
Not yet tard balls.
>Implying girls have other interests than having a baby and making someone pay for it
>>24968734
>mfw
The point is that she currently ISN'T a single mom. If I'm going the fuck-and-chuck route with a condom then what are the negative aspects?
Sorry about your lack of reading comprehension skills, champ.
>>24968725
how do you plan on letting him know?
>>24968849
In person when he gets out. inb4 "But he'll beat your ass!" Trust me, this Chad is a total pussy (who cried hysterically after getting arrested) and is a manlet to boot.
>Cuqed Chad and knocked his girl up
>Pretty sure he still thinks it's his kid
Best feel, go for it for sure.
>>24968889
think you are obsessing over Chad a bit to much op.
>>24968932
Do you realize what board this is, bro?
>>24968549
said the spider to the fly.
>>24968409
>should i have sex and kek a chad or wallow in my self imposed despair
>>24968409
>Chad
>desperate for some over-the-hill granny
Pick one.
