>tfw no milf to fuck
It's a terrible feeling ;_;
I want one!
Literally why other than that you have mommy issues
>>24968305
that phone back there is like a model t
>>24968325
You think that cute little 19 year old sucks and fucks like a 30+ year old milf?
Not a fuckin' chance m8.
A older milf whore will make you nut like nothing else.
>>24968325
>Can't get pregnant (if you don't mind going a little older)
>Experienced
>Will do anything in the bedroom
>Will give you lots of love and attention
Frankly I would except I live at home and my parents are the most judgmental people on earth and 2bh, Im scared of doing something they'd deem so bad rhat they stop talking to me.
Sadly most milfs are looking for young chads if you can even find a milf. Its mostly a porn fantasy.
How do I get a mommy gf? I'm 19 with the face of a 14 year old boy desu. I just want someone to take care of me and give me advice
>>24968454
Man, what a crappy era we're living in.
>>24968305
What's the oldest you're willing to go, /r9k/?
Would you openly have a relationship with a woman 30+ years older than you?
What would your parents say?
I have one. Great feel.
>>24969025
Story time on how you met, pls.
>>24968997
Oldest I've gone is 60-something (she wouldn't say exact) when I was 17. I'm older now that I could have a proper relationship with an older woman. For awhile I dated a lady in her 40s as a couple. My parents don't know and I wouldn't tell them.
>>24969058
lets hear it
>>24969106
Hot 2bh pham.
How do you keep it a secret? I wanna have this kind of relationship (even with a 60 something) but I know my family would disown me and I will eventually be completely alone.
>>24968325
>>24968412
MILFs that go for young guys will practically spoil you compared to how another young girl will treat you.
>>24969168
Well I am (barely) independent, so I can do stuff on my own without my parents on my shoulder.
When I was younger, I just made up excuses to be spending time out. I was always a good kid so my parents never really doubted or cared.
>this will never be you
>you missed your chances at having a milf fuckbuddy as a beardless youth
http://xhamster.com/movies/3707309/stepsister_spy_when_young_boy_fuck_russian_mature_not_mother.html?from=video_related
>>24968997
Oldest I've gone is 55. Got half-price haircuts not thanks to her.
Fuck yes I would.
The same thing they told me when I got caught nailing a 35-year-old: "it would be more appropriate if your father was caught with her!!!!"
>>24969233
**thanks to her.
>>24968305
I wish she was my mother and we had sex every night and she would encourage me with my school work and tell me I'm a strong man and never let me down and cook for me and let me play video games on her tv while she asked me questions about the game i was playing and showed a genuine interest while she would maybe pat my butt or play with my penis and then we'd kiss when I was done and then we'd make love again
>>24969201
That's cool. I ask because Im currently chatting to a woman 35 years my senior (I'm 25) and we wanna be together. Trouble is that she is abroad and Im too poor to travel, still living with my oarents so she said she will come here, but we'd have to get married and I will have to move out asap. It's very stressful because I know my parents would be disgusted by it and would probably label me a horrible person for it.
>>24969364
>Getting married
That's where we differ.
>>24969390
I don't like it myself, and we wouldn't have to if it weren't for immigration purposes. Im strongly regretting it for letting it get this far, it might have worked better if we at least lived in the same continent, but I mean the whole world to her and I would feel like the worlds biggest piece of shit if I broke it off after all this time.
>>24969278
Go back to r9k
>>24969500
So you'll marry a woman who is post-menopause?
>>24968305
>tfw no lewd milf teacher
>>24969615
I remember this thread, I posted in it. You know you've been on this site for way too long when you recognize multiple thread screenshots.
>>24969615
mallard duck
>>24970971
>>24969615
Behemoth
>>24968325
Most women hit the Wall but some blaze through it and become hotter when they get older. They weren't even that hot when they were younger. Pic related.
>>24969615
>>24970971
>>24971262
yo I need more story time
>>24972024
[french fries]
>>24969615
>>24970971
>>24971262
>>24972159
So did he end up getting lucky?
>>24972159
CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP
>>24972279
The last post is >>24971262
>>24972507
>>24969615
>>24970971
>>24971262
>>24972159
>>24972507
all he did to get this teacher to want his dick was exist.
Man, why can't women find me attractive? ;_;
>>24972552
>tfw I had at least 5 girls to that to me in high school
>am now a 22 year old virgin who is verging on being a shut-in
>>24972611
Exactly my life story.
I want to go back in time and warn myself.
>>24968305
So where can I find a Milf to fuck besides bars robots I'm decently attractive and /fit/ I just have 0 confidence when it comes to approaching women, I'm fine if they initiate the conversation though.
>>24972698
All you have to do is hope you get one of them who want you for just existing.
Just kidding, I don't know..I have gone to milf bars and I only can get them to dance with me, but they always seem to leave when the song is over. I get the vague feeling they're just humoring me which makes me feel worse.
Overall, I don't know what you need to get one as no woman finds me attractive. But you have to present yourself as valuable - That's the only vague advice I could give.
>>24972648
what's your excuse?
I always found it awkward talking to girls if anything even slightly intimate was bought up, so I'd pretty much just ignore any advances
Just curious, how many people in this thread live in the American South?
>>24968325
The women from previous generations are more tolerable then the ones now.
Other then that, some of them have voluptuous bodies that you can only find in a woman 25+ and most are more laid back then younger women.
>>24969615
>I've been described as intensely quiet
Well if you're gonna fuck a student, it's smart to go for the one that wont tell everyone about it.
>>24972777
well thanks for answering anon, I tried plenty of fish but learned a hard lesson that all online dating does is put extremely average women on a pedestal from the 100's of messages they get a day. I wish I would just grow some balls and approach women, seems like I'm gonna have to wait till I start an internship and move out of mommy's house before a milf will view me as valuable.
>tfw 25 year old uni junior
At least when I do get a job my degree has one of the most highest paying average salary's.
>>24972788
Basically too pussy to just take the leap and ask any of them out. Although I managed to once: a friend of mine told a girl I liked that I liked her and she seemed happy. I went up to her intending to act like I heard about the conversation they had and use it as a springboard to get her number, but I was so nervous that I came across like I was pissed that my friend was telling lies about me to her and she got super nervous and started stuttering and looked terrified so I left really quickly.
I deserve to be alone desu
>milf(s) at work
>Most are EXTREMELY bubbly/easy to talk to even for me
>Know that they could pick any of the chads that I work with if they wanted a fling.
At least they're fun to talk to and provide good fap bank material
>>24972858
[venison sausages]
>>24969233
>I got caught nailing a 35-year-old: "it would be more appropriate if your father was caught with her!!!!"
Cool parents. Hope you buy them something good for xmas
>>24969233
>I got caught nailing a 35-year-old
just how old is 35?
>>24969233
How did you get them interested in you?
>>24972552
>all he did to get this teacher to want his dick was exist.
>>24973014
[filler milf[
>>24972857
Why not get a woman your age and make your own milf?
How would I find out what girls think of my appearance?
I am still unsure if I am attractive or not. I've gotten women saying they wouldn't date me in a million years then I get other girls showing interest in me.
What kind of guys do cougar women like?
>tfw no milf gf to ask me what I want for breakfast the morning after love-making.
;_;
