There are women alive who literally think thisLOL
Usually I'd say keep /v/ cancer in /v/, but neo/r9k/ actually managed to get worse in such a short time. Truly impressive.
>>24968182
Why would they want a boyfriend anyways? They strong independent women!
>>24968182
I thought it was funny ,the comic that is
>>24968182
when women say they can't get a boyfriend they mean they can't get one that meets their high standards
yeah and I bet her Saturdays are spent with "red wine and netflix"
top fucking kek lads
>>24968225
blame the robot
>>24968336
>blame the robot
blame faggots from reddit like you
>tfw no /r9k/ boyfriend to shitpost with
>>24968290
This desu. Women can't be lonely unless they choose to be.
>>24968819
This meme ruined my life. All the autists on /r9k/ convinced me that I'd be lucky to get any pussy and now I have AIDs.
>>24968893
Go die faggot, my wealth is going towards you wasting away slowly.
>>24968952
>faggot
>my wealth is going towards you wasting away slowly
What are you on about m8? I contracted it from a girl who later told me she used to be a fag hag and I pay for my own health insurance. Not to mention the fact that I don't ACTUALLY have aids, but rather just have HIV in my blood, meaning I'm not going to be wasting away anytime soon.
>>24968290
This is true.
That being said, I probably wouldn't be that happy if a girl I'm not attracted to suddenly appears from nowhere.
She would have to pierce the ground like a Landwhale (pic related), but I wouldn't be that happy. You don't choose who you're attracted to.
> I would be satisfied with having a dragon for Christmas, though.
>>24968745
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>>24968269
I want a boyfriend because I'm lonely and I want some company, and also because I'm horny and bored.
I will date you femanon.
I will be your boyfriend.
>>24969718
be my gf then
>>24969718
Okay so three out of four of those things can be solved really easily.
>I want some company
Get some friends
>Horny
Masturbate
>Bored
Literally get a hobby that isn't browsing the internet.
Develop yourself as a person instead of being the most basic person alive thriving on everyone else's personality so you can in turn seem interesting.
>>24969782
>>24969818
No offense, but I'm probably better off alone than with a guy from /r9k/. This board's community is horrible and I don't trust any of you.
>>24969813
>Get some friends
I have a steam friend, but it's not the same.
>Masturbate
I can't anymore since someone from /pol/ convinced me that nofap is beneficial for women as well.
>Literally get a hobby that isn't browsing the internet.
I have other hobbies, but everything gets repetitive and boring after enough time.
>>24969907
Then play some parakeks games with me at least. You can be my nofap buddy
>>24969924
Paradox games are in the "used to be fun but is now boring" category. It doesn't help how hard the current dev teams are ruining everything, either.
>>24968182
that's actually a pretty funny comic for a roastie
maybe I should send her dick pics along with a message: THANKS FOR THE LAUGH FUNNY GIRL
>>24969907
>but I'm probably better off alone than with a guy from /r9k/. This board's community is horrible and I don't trust any of you.
Wow rude! I'm actually super nice.
>>24969957
>It doesn't help how hard the current dev teams are ruining everything, either.
This tbhfam.
>>24969957
It could be fun to bitch about them together. I've got plenty of grievances that go back to the beginning.
>>24969718
And any guy with the same reasons is just despicable.
I'm not saying anything to you, sometimes people are just bored and horny, but I find it hilarious how any guy that says this would just be blasted like no tomorrow in any normal place.
>>24969957
>>24969924
Y'all know any games for the post-paradox phase? I got the latest Nobunaga's Ambition [sp]pirated[/sp] right here but I haven't tried it yet.
>>24969907
>I can't anymore since someone from /pol/ convinced me that nofap is beneficial for women as well.
Are you brain damaged? Someone makes up some bullshit about how not jerking off is good for you and you just follow it? But yet having the aid of someone else is totally okay and doesn't give any of the negative effects of reaching orgasam alone.
Lol okay, it's just a bullshit excuse for people who can't find a girlfriend to feel okay with their failures to do so.
>Get some friends
Friends are friends, it's what you make of the friendship.
>I have other hobbies, but everything gets repetitive and boring after enough time.
Get a good hobby then that aren't video games. I play TTRPGs and they never get old, you spin new stories, make new characters, and new legends. It's fun.
>I can't anymore since someone from /pol/ convinced me that nofap is beneficial for women as well.
You're an absolute moron. "nofap" isn't beneficial for anyone.
>>24969907
>Masturbate
>I can't anymore since someone from /pol/ convinced me that nofap is beneficial for women as well.
>>24970018
I don't know. Maybe.
>>24970024
>And any guy with the same reasons is just despicable.
Nah, I wouldn't blame any guy for having the same reasons. They seem pretty basic to me.
>>24970029
They have no competition. Find another genre. The latest Nobunaga's ambition is garbage. It's just like any of the other games in the series and in the ROTTK series, except even more simplistic, casualized, and boring. I'm glad you just pirated it.
>>24970044
>Are you brain damaged? Someone makes up some bullshit about how not jerking off is good for you and you just follow it?
It's not bullshit. It has to do with dopamine or something like that and how it messes up your brain. It's one of the reasons why I'm always bored and unmotivated. I just orgasm too often.
>Get a good hobby then that aren't video games.
Yeah, "just get a good hobby". Thanks for the normalfag-tier advice.
>>24970067
>>24970187
See above.
>>24970196
>is a girl
>calling others normalfags
fuck off and die slut
take your thirsty beta whiteknight kucks with you too
>>24970196
>It's not bullshit. It has to do with dopamine or something like that and how it messes up your brain. It's one of the reasons why I'm always bored and unmotivated. I just orgasm too often.
>>24970196
>I don't know. Maybe.
c o n t a c t
>>24968893
how did that happen? How did you get AIDs?
>>24970196
Seriously? But it's so highly rated...
I've always wanted to make a strategy game, I have so many ideas, too,.
Anyway, download books and read them if you can't buy them. Learn a language. Start drawing or writing. These were some ways I found of passing the time when I NEETed out for a bit.
>>24968819
Woman here, verifying this
Lots of men hit on me all the time, and ive had countless chances to have a BF. I'm a 2/10 at the absolute best and weebtrash on top of that.
I dont care, people in general disgust me.
>>24969907
No offense, but you sound like a rude defeatist piece of shit that blames everyone else for your problems.
>>24968893
are you the guy w/ the trap?
>>24969907
>I'm so alone! But I refuse to be with all of these people who are willing to be with me.
Typical fem"bot"
>>24969907
Heres your reply famlow
>>24970196
>Yeah, "just get a good hobby". Thanks for the normalfag-tier advice.
>Complains "Muh hobbies get boring and repetitive!"
>Get told to pick up a real hobby like TTRPG which gives a player so much choice and option with so many god damn systems and then some that you could never get bored or have it become repetitive
>Call them a normie because they told you to try something different than video games which are confirmed to be predictable, closed, and with a lot of limited options on how to play said game.
4/10 troll, you got me. If you aren't a troll, maybe you shouldn't be listening to a retard on /pol/ whose trying to relate immunities to drug use like heroin to jerking off. Orgasmas are a normal human function that give off a lot of dopamine but not enough for it to be so overwhelming that you lose the sensation/enjoyment of said orgasms like you would with heroin.
That's what you get for listening to that retard who just learned what heroin does to a person chemically and tries to apply it to every human function thinking somehow that's how it magically works. If that is how it worked by the time you are 60 you would be taking 1000mg tablets of asprin to the continual build up immunity of asprin on your system.
>>24970259
I didn't call anybody a normalfag. I'm just saying the advice was.
>>24970267
What? It's true. Drugs do the same thing, too. It's all the same, it's just chemicals.
>>24970270
You can give me your Steam if you want, and I'll consider adding you.
>>24970298
>Seriously? But it's so highly rated...
There's no reason for it to be highly rated. Try it and I'm sure you'll agree with me. It's bland as hell. The combat is the worst. It's in real time, and there's a timer, and the timer is so quick that battles often end without any casualties.
>Anyway, download books and read them if you can't buy them.
I tried, but I usually can't read them for long before my mind wanders off.
>>24970379
I am definitely a defeatist, but I'm not usually particularly rude. Most of the time I'd say I'm overly polite.
>>24970418
I've been disappointed by every single person from /r9k/ that I've talked to outside of the board.
>>24970487
Can you post a throwaway for me to email it to. I don't want to post it here.
>>24970487
>What? It's true. Drugs do the same thing, too. It's all the same, it's just chemicals.
Holy shit you are so stupid. Bleach and water are chemicals too, but you don't see anyone whose isn't a 14 year old drama whore drinking bleach. You are trying to derive to thinks to a basic level to which you can't do because on that point your logic is flawed.
Just because drugs and orgasms release dopamine doesn't mean they are the same thing. Drugs release dopamine as a full rushing faucet for multiple hours on end, causing damage beause the brain can't handle that much continual release of dopamine.
An orgasm is a quick burst that lasts for a minute tops, and then you are done. So unless you are having a constant orgasm for multiple hours on end you can't relate heroin to an orgasm and you are just a gullible idiot who probably believes that lie on the internet about that arab in the middle east with like 3k+ confirmed kills on ISIS terrorists with nothing more than a katana.
>>24970487
>I've been disappointed by every single person from /r9k/ that I've talked to outside of the board.
And yet you're still here, still talking about how lonely you are on maybe the second thirstiest board on this site.
>>24970529
Ok, fine: [email protected]
I hope this works because I never used the service before.
>>24970445
>>24970627
I think it's the same, but to a different degree. You don't seem to realize that it's possible to gain some immunity to softer drugs. For example, my parents drink so much coffee that they can actually drink some right before going to bed, and still fall asleep quickly. I was much happier and easy to entertain as a kid before I learned about masturbation, even though I should have been less happy since I was in school and HATED it way more than I hate my current NEET life.
>>24970711
I just come here out of boredom and habit.
>>24970737
Sent
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>>24970798
Oh god, this is hilarious. We actually know each other. I deleted you not long ago since we stopped talking for so long and I assumed we never would again.
>>24970887
Oh really? You type differently on here.
>tfw you will never have a dragon bf
>>24970487
>muh entire being is just an advanced chemical reaction and different mental states are directly correspondent to certain chemical conditions
>>24970958
Yeah, I make more efforts here since everything is public. I think I even told you that the day we first talked on Steam, but I'm not sure. Anyway, I apologize for deleting you like this without a warning. I just didn't think you'd care much at that point since it had been months since we last talked.
>>24970976
How is that not true?
>>24971033
Its literally the definition of self evident.
>>24971033
It's fine. I'm the one who stopped talking out of nowhere. Although it wasn't to you specifically, I stopped talking to the few people I knew irl too. If you want we can try again. I'm doing a lot better now.
>there are women who literally think this
The reverse of this is what most of you delusional faggots actually believe.
>>24970737
>I was much happier and easy to entertain as a kid before I learned about masturbation
That's called growing up and losing your child-like wonder. Also protip, once you damage a dopamine receiver, it doesn't magically repair. So stopping your masturbation habit isn't going to make you happier, it's all a lie people tell themselves, and idiots believe anything thus giving themselves a placebo effect like stopping masturbation does anything.
Taking 400+ MG of caffeine a day ends up giving a person an immunity, taking things in low dosages aren't going to make you build an immunity, a human bodily function isn't going to fuck up your dopamine receptors.
I pity how you don't understand these simple little things and try to take out of context examples of way higher dosages and how they interact with people.
I jerk off daily, sometimes twice, and I'm still happy and can enjoy life just fine. Like I said masturbation doesn't cause someone to be miserable, it's just an excuse losers use to give them an excuse to say their life sucks without blaming themselves directly.
>>24968182
This would be funny if the gender was reversed for realism
>>24970737
>I was much happier and easy to entertain as a kid before I learned about masturbation.
I guess there could be some causation to that correlation. Anything is possible.
However, anxiety, depression, feelings of remorse, and sexual frusteration typically develope during young adult hood.
Not to mention you also may have feelings of nostalgia.
>>24971108
Thanks, but I'll pass. You were cool, but not quite the perfect friend I'm looking for. I'm glad to hear you're doing better, though, and I honestly wish you the best in life. We had some fun theological debates.
>>24971122
Well, I think that it will work. I read plenty of testimonies of people who stopped and who had massive improvements in their moods. And I really need that because my mood is almost always shit. So stop trying to discourage me. I want support, not people who make me doubt what I'm doing.
>>24971318
>However, anxiety, depression, feelings of remorse, and sexual frusteration typically develope during young adult hood.
Exactly. It's no coincidence.
>>24971185
Do you actually believe that?
Reversing the roles would essential result the same.
>>24971122
I will say this. I didn't masterbate for almost 3 days straight, but just broke that today, and I don't it it's because of placebo or being away from for it a couple days, but that first orgasm again always feels better for some reason.
>>24971362
I think people feeling better is just placebo. We are taught for most of our life that masterbation is a bad thing to do for some reason so of course when you stop, some may think it has improved their life because of its reputation. Don't know if there is anything actually going on with brain chemistry that can prove that it actually does something.
Don't let that discourage you though. If you think life has improved without it, then go on ahead.
>>24971362
>Exactly. It's no coincidence.
What proof do you have that the two are correlated?
But let's say they are correlated. The withdrawal period for the chemicals released in masturbation are 1 month.
If masturbation is the cause of your misery, then all you have to do is not masturbate.
>>24971362
Alright then. I hope you find the perfect friend you're looking for.
>>24971370
It would be more believable though.
>>24971362
Masturbation is natural. Animals masturbate too.
Problems CAN potentially occur if you masturbate to specific things to often, such as porn or your unsuspecting neighbor through her window.
Your brain can cope with orgasms, that's like the only point of orgasms is to make you want to do it more.
If you're worried about your mental health don't masturbate to pornography of a violent nature but otherwise 'fapping' is fine and natural.
Unless you're a real female in which case you should buy a chastity belt and start sucking cocks.
>>24971362
>And I really need that because my mood is almost always shit.
Okay, so first off if your mood is always shit you need to actually seek help from a therapist to get at the root of your emotional problems. Stopping masturbation isn't going to solve all your emotional problems you have.
> I read plenty of testimonies of people who stopped and who had massive improvements in their moods
So you believe anything on the internet without any doubt or reason to think that people lie or don't know shit and then completely throw my reason of the term. "Placebo effect" out of the window when it explains everything everyone claims it says to do.
> I want support, not people who make me doubt what I'm doing.
Do you fucking know where you are? This isn't tumblr you fucking idiot. People are going to tell you the truth here, and this whole logic that you got this from fucking /pol/ of all places who meme misinformation as a joke because of idiots like you who believe anything. You are a joke to these people, you realize this.
>>24971383
Nah that's something different, you just get more sensitive, when you don't get any stimulation down there for a while. All guys experience that. Also honestly, I believe orgasms just feel better the more spunk you blow anyways, so when you save up over the next few days, you can go full force.
>>24971463
Masturbation is actually shown to decrease levels of anxiety.
And not masturbatin has been known to cause prostate cancer.
Don't do tot all the time, but do it often.
Also sex is a better replacement in terms of health and pleasure.
>>24969924
steamid? I'm looking for someone to play EU4 or CK2 with
>>24968182
I wouldn't mind being a present for some chick, even an ugly girl. Tie me up with ribbons and leave me under the tree for her.
>>24971554
Post throwaway and I'll give it to you
>>24968893
Reminds me of the time a robot mentioned hiring a transvestite hooker and paid them to fuck him in the ass for 30 minutes
>But I'm no longer a virgin right?
>>24971526
At least you know how to win an arguement.
>>24968819
You know what's ironic? It literally just happened here. >>24971362
Yet once again proof that no woman is actually alone, it's that their disgustingly high standards leave them alone and blame that there is no good men rather than realizing that they aren't entitled to the person of their dreams just like how men aren't and that life is just full of compromises.
>>24971541
>Nah that's something different, you just get more sensitive, when you don't get any stimulation down there for a while. All guys experience that. Also honestly, I believe orgasms just feel better the more spunk you blow anyways, so when you save up over the next few days, you can go full force.
Think I've read the whole bigger load thing after waiting a few days is false.
>>24971543
Yeah I've read those before. I am totally pro-masterbation. Also read it helps to get rid of old sperm faster.
>>24971628
Thank you. It took many hours of debating with top autists.
>>24971600
Ok give me 5 min to set one up
>>24971688
I mean I get bigger loads, but that is personal experience I guess. And the more I masturbate the smaller my loads are. I mean obviously this capacity caps out at some point, and you aren't going to be cumming a whole months worth of generated cum if you decide to not jerk off.
>>24971463
>I think people feeling better is just placebo. We are taught for most of our life that masterbation is a bad thing to do for some reason so of course when you stop
I was never taught that here, and I never felt any kind of guilt about it.
>If you think life has improved without it, then go on ahead.
It's way too early to tell that yet (4 days in). But yes, I'll try to keep going.
>>24971500
>What proof do you have that the two are correlated?
I don't have any proof, just evidence. I COULD be wrong, but I'll never know until I try for myself.
>>24971529
Plenty of things are natural but can be bad in large quantity. Like eating. I don't think that fapping is bad in moderation (like maybe twice a month or so), but I think it's definitely bad when it's daily.
>>24971541
>Okay, so first off if your mood is always shit you need to actually seek help from a therapist to get at the root of your emotional problems.
I don't believe in therapists. What could one do for me? Nothing, I already know my life and myself better than one ever could.
>So you believe anything on the internet without any doubt or reason to think that people lie or don't know shit and then completely throw my reason of the term.
No, there are plenty of things I don't believe, but this guy I talked to seemed really honest and interested in my well-being. He typed those huge paragraphs with a lot of love and he didn't let me go until the thread was deleted. I trust him. And then, there's also thousands of other testimonies. They can't all be fake.
>>24971659
>You know what's ironic? It literally just happened here.
Actually, that's a terrible example. I know this guy, and he already has a girlfriend, so it's not like he could even date me.
>>24971745
No, monthly is too little, a few times a week is more realistic.
>>24971702
I'm waiting anon
It's been more than 5 minutes
>I was never taught that here, and I never felt any kind of guilt about it.
While early, have you felt any better since you stopped? A lot of the nofap things I have seen have said close to immediate changes, like a couple days and they thought they noticed better things. Of course I believe those were all guys.
>>24971745
Honestly do what you want.
I know for guys if you do this too long you'll get a brain fog due to invasive sexual thoughts or you'll lose sex drive entirely.
Nothing I tell you really matters though because it's only a matter of time before you have another orgasm. you have personal rhythm of how often you should be getting off, eventually you'll drift back to it.
It's like why dieting doesn't work. Basically.
>>24971932
Sorry
this is my address
[email protected]
>>24971968
Alright sent
>>24971745
>I was never taught that here, and I never felt any kind of guilt about it.
I was taught to feel guilty about it all the time, but I never did.
Then again, after a while I stopped caring and started jacking off with the door open and sleeping naked. My mom started just closing the door for me and became scared to confront me about it.
Tried my hand at fixing it.
>>24972044
Alpha as fuck anon.
>>24971832
A few times a week might as well be daily, and it will be pretty soon.
>>24971955
>While early, have you felt any better since you stopped?
No, I feel exactly the same.
>>24971961
>or you'll lose sex drive entirely.
Honestly, I'd be fine with that. I don't have much hope it will happen, but it'd be awesome.
>Nothing I tell you really matters though because it's only a matter of time before you have another orgasm. you have personal rhythm of how often you should be getting off, eventually you'll drift back to it.
I most likely will, but I'll probably keep it to twice a month max.
>It's like why dieting doesn't work. Basically.
Dieting works. My brother did it and has been slim for years now while he used to be chubby. Some people just love eating food more than they love being thin, that's the problem.
>>24972044
That's kinda creepy.
>>24972080
>No, I feel exactly the same.
Kind of what I'm trying to say. If you never held any negative attachment to masterbating, I doubt you see much change.
It is kind of a common meme, at least with guys, to feel a little guilt after masterbating. Some work through and get over this though. Not trying to turn this into a religious debate, but most religions I believe are against masterbation. Could be wrong, I'm just saying what I've read. With how much religion influenced our society, you could see where a possible negative and guilty attachment could be made.
>>24972175
>If you never held any negative attachment to masterbating, I doubt you see much change.
I will, because it's about dopamine. I just need to do it for long enough to actually heal my brain.
>Not trying to turn this into a religious debate, but most religions I believe are against masterbation.
And I think that they're unto something with that. Why would sages all over the world for millenias all be against fapping if it didn't have some truth in it?
>>24971745
>I don't believe in therapists. What could one do for me? Nothing, I already know my life and myself better than one ever could.
Ha... hahaha. No you don't. You clearly don't know shit about yourself if you are grasping at straws that your emotional strife is due to masturbation and then trying to validate it like you are a heroin addict. Let alone you act like you know yourself, but you are swayed by some idiot who spent way too much time trying to convince one person to stop masturbating due to their own misleading thoughts as a kek to get some gullible idiot to follow their belief that not jerking off changes their lives.
But oh well, be a gullible idiot and pretend that not masturbating changed your life rather than the subconscious resolve to change your life and get another outlook on life. It's not going to work for you because you are just desperate to escape from your feelings no matter what route, rather than getting the resolve to change because some smooth talking idiot coaxed you into just giving you a few months of sexual fustruation while you hope that one day all your problems will go away.
Like I've said a few times, playing with yourself didn't cause your problems. Something you clearly don't understand is causing your problems thus why you need a therapist. If you knew yourself you would know why you feel shitty and not doing this stupid stunt.
>>24972247
No, you don't understand. I'm not claiming that fapping is responsible for all my problems. I have plenty of other problems and I'm aware of them. I'm just saying that it's ruining my brain and that my overall mood will improve if I stop on the long-term. It's not gonna fix my life, but it's gonna make me happier and more motivated to fix it. Fapping only brings temporary happiness. It's not worth the troubles that it brings.
>>24968290
Same goes for robots.
>>24972235
>I will, because it's about dopamine. I just need to do it for long enough to actually heal my brain
Did /pol have actual studies backing this stuff up or were they just talking out their ass?
>And I think that they're unto something with that. Why would sages all over the world for millenias all be against fapping if it didn't have some truth in it?
It's because it waste sperm that could potentially be used in sex I think. They don't like "wasting" seeds even though our body has the ability to form new ones. Think when they mention masterbation, they meant mostly male masterbation.
>>24972080
Relapse is a bitch but good luck.
You're claiming to be a female correct? You should be able to control the urges for a bit longer than the average male could, but I'd estimate you'll be back to a similar schedule within a week and a half
>Send steam id to anon
>Doesn't reply
Why even bother asking for it?
It really hammers home the fact that women are just roleplaying everything. Nothing for them is real. It's all just a big farce.
Man: "I can't take this loneliness anymore and I'm going to kill myself."
>hasn't been hugged since childhood
>reviled and excluded entire life
>no friends
>no idea how to make friends
>broken inside
Woman: "I can't take this loneliness anymore LOL forever alone XD #foreveralone #alone haha !!"
>has had 5+ LTRs
>spends entire life practically swimming in positive reinforcement
Man: "I was raped."
>was held down and fucked in the ass in prison by 50 black guys
>no one cares
>lmao don't drop the soap
Woman: "I WAS RAPED #RAPE #RAPECULTURE #PATREON PAY ATTENTION TO MEEEEE BTW HERE'S MY AMAZON WISHLIST"
>someone tweeted "lol, no" at her
Man: "I enjoy video games."
>has played thousands upon thousands of hours of video games
>acknowledges he's mediocre compared to other enthusiasts even though, he's a god of skill/knowledge compared to the general public
Woman: "I LOVE video games LOL #videogames #nerd #suchanerd YOU CAN'T TELL ME I DON'T!!! STOP FUCKING QUESTIONING WHETHER MY CREDENTIALS, RAPE!! RAAAAAAAAAAPE!! I AM GOING TO MAKE A GOVERNMENT-FUNDED YOUTUBE VIDEO SHAMING YOU FOR EXPRESSING ANY DOUBT WHATSOEVER IN MY PURE LIFELONG SINCERE GENUINE INTEREST!!!"
>played her brother's gameboy one time in 2002
>overwrote his save file, and got him in trouble when he was mad
>>24972376
>Did /pol have actual studies backing this stuff up or were they just talking out their ass?
I don't think that there's been any serious studies done on masturbation. Just the usual "hurr durr masturbation prevents cancer and is amazing for everything".
>>24972413
Thanks, and yes, I am. I think I'd like to go for at least three months this time before deciding if I go further. My previous attempts have failed because of cycles of depression/demotivation, but I think this will be the attempt that will succeed.
>>24972336
Have fun in a month when you come back here complaining about how no fap is useless and didn't do anything for you.You aren't going to see any change, the only reason no fap works is like I said they are resolved to change and they blame all their shitty life problems on jerking off. So they subconsciously vow to change, but don't realize what they did away with was their old shitty outlook and donned a new outlook on life, thus why all you see all those "testimonials". If you actually wanted to change you would have changed, but I can see how you mentality is. You sit around waiting for change to come hoping if you get it in enough time it will be served to you on a silver platter and take credit for it.
Oh also please, please tell me who these wise "sages" for millennials are.
>>24972080
For your sake let's say for every 6 times a male eats he lusts once, and for ever 18 meals a women eats she lusts once.
>>24968182
>there are some girls that you really wouldn't care to spend any time around at all ever
/r9k/ has literally never thought of this
>>24972458
What kind of friend do you want? An introverted average joe?
>>24972357
I don't think regularly bathing, not being over 200 pounds, or not looking like a burn victim are that hard to reach.
>>24972608
Someone with the autism to play ck2 and shit with me.
>>24972523
>Have fun in a month when you come back here complaining about how no fap is useless and didn't do anything for you.
Maybe in three months I'll make a thread, bringing good or bad news.
Also, I think you don't give enough credit to people who succeed nofap. Sure, technically it's "sitting around waiting for change to come"... but it's still really hard to do. And it's made especially hard because people like you make me doubt and kill my motivation.
>Oh also please, please tell me who these wise "sages" for millennials are.
I don't know any by name, but I remember one sage told Cao Cao to stop fapping if he wanted to live longer.
>>24972543
I don't get it. Some kind of metaphor?
>>24972636
It's an analogy, couldn't think of a better one
>>24972563
except they have - /r9k/ hates feminism and a variety of other things girls like and want to be able to talk about.
>>24972636
>Cao Cao
The chinese warlord.... his sage is a sage for "millennials".
Am I being fucking trolled? It literally feels like this is the point where a game show host bursts into my room, my room starts blinking in multiple colored lights that move around and the host calls me fucking retarded for believing that anyone could be this stupid and gives me 5 thousand dollars for wasting my time.
Oh also on the off chance, you are legitimately serious I'm not killing your motivation. I'm telling you the truth and telling you how to address you problems in a realistic manner than doing this holistic garbage like burning sage in a house to make the bad times go away.
Nofap is literally tarot card/fortune teller tier scamming for people who have no ability to understand life at any level and seek to blame it on things out of their control like their carnal desire.
>>24972782
>The chinese warlord.... his sage is a sage for "millennials".
That's just one example. There are plenty of others that I just haven't memorized.
>Nofap is literally tarot card/fortune teller tier scamming for people who have no ability to understand life at any level and seek to blame it on things out of their control like their carnal desire.
How is it a scam when nobody is making any profit from me doing this? I didn't get this idea from a book or something, it was for free on 4chan.
>>24969006
Are you posting from prison? Y'know, cause you brutally murdered her for giving you the bug?
>>24972636
I would rather feel good masterbating and having orgasms(which I wouldn't get without masterbating) than living longer and not.
>>24968290
Women can never be that lonely (unless purposely)
>>24968182
I really don't get this. Any woman who puts half as much effort into dating as the average man would get a boyfriend within weeks. Are these women completely anti-social? Have they never heard of online dating?
>Waaaah I can't get a bf!
>"Well have you ever approached a guy or asked a man out on a date?"
>No of course not I'm too sexist to do that
>"Well do you get messages from guys and have guys talk to you?"
>Oh of course, all the time. But they're all either an inch too short or kind of nerdy or don't have the perfect job
Fuck off ladies, you never have relationship problems, you never get rejected, you are never involuntarily single.
>>24972357
not really. The vast majority of men on this board would gladly date a woman that's about equal to themselves. Sure they aren't willing to settle for a morbidly obese woman that's a total bitch and contributes nothing to the relationship, but that's not "high" standards. Any woman who is willing to date her equal, and is willing to put as much effort into dating as the guy, won't be single for long. So if a woman is complaining about being single, it's because she's only willing to date guys out of her league and/or expects the man to put far more effort in than she does
>>24972056
underrated post
and fuck the robot
>>24972497
People in general feel lonely from time to time. Alone for years, or alone for a few weeks. A feeling of loneliness is loneliness.
People typically don't have pity for men who get raped in prison, because he got himself into prison. Prisoners lose their rights as citizens in American prison also, so whole situation is a fucked up thing people don't like to speak about.
A woman getting raped is just as serious as a man getting raped, outside of prison though. You can catch a disease and suffer emotional trauma. However it can be more serious for a woman if she becomes pregnant.
Who are you to say who plays video games and who doesn't? As someone in college I see girls playing video games 1-3 hours a day just like any guy would, however, I typically see girls take responsibility for their school work sooner than the average guy. It's 2015. Youths of both genders play games with each other now that video games are so plentiful and popular.
It sounds like all the girls you hear of are annoying cam whores and tumblr feminist from the Internet.
You need to stop orbiting and face the facts: Not every woman is a spoiled attention whore, and not every man is a rugged individual.
>>24968182
Yes, because its true. That's why they believe it
>>24972497
pretty accurate desusenpai
women complaining about being single are fucking pathetic, if they didn't want to be single they wouldn't be single
>>24972979
So I can't say I'm lonely, because I could always get a land whale with no personality?
Thanks. I never thought such great happiness would arise from scrapping from the bottom of the barrel.
>>24968819
>people choose to have high standards
>implying free will exists
>>24972845
You realize a whole religion made masturbation a sin correct?
You realize that humanity as a whole has a lot of stupid fucking beliefs and traditions right?
The greeks used to take their daughters to be wed to a male god whose name escapes me at the moment for them to straddle his stone cock and for him to break their virginity so they were prepared for their husband on the wedding night.
Humanity has done a lot of stupid shit that believes works over the years for various reasons. But there is one constant to history, if the philosophy would actually improve human life and was proven to, it would be adopted into society.
So not only have many people theorized that no masturbation would do everything under the sun to help the quality of life, none of these claims were ever proven, and I'm sure humanity would have figured out that no masturbation improves the quality of life, if it actually did.
>>24969718
>I want a boyfriend
Have you been single for more than a month? If so you're a fucking liar. If you wanted a boyfriend you would have a boyfriend. Let me ask you:
In the past month, how many men have you messaged on OKCupid, Tinder, PoF, etc?
How many men have you asked out on a date?
How many men have you approached and introduced yourself too?
How many times have you gone to a social situation for the sole purpose of meeting men?
You don't want a boyfriend, you want to complain about not having a boyfriend. Then you'l hit your late-20s and start getting all sad and mopey about the fact that you clung to your female privilege for too long and it's starting to slip away. By the time you're in your early 30s it'll be too late, and you'll think "man, maybe I should have spent less time pretending to want a boyfriend and more time actually having a boyfriend"
>>24973093
>speaking for all women
>speaking for everyone on this board
Please stop. You're pushing yourself further into your own delusions.
If you want to make yourself equal to a woman within your standards, make some friends, help others, get a job, and get in shape. Just focus on someone but yourself for once, and maybe on day you'll realize you didn't need a woman to be happy, sex isn't that big of deal, and women are actually living, breathing, sentient beings with their own occupations and aspirations who aren't just there for you to collect for your fairy girl fantasy. Then and only then will you realize petty relationships come easy, love is something you need to build, and not every woman is going to like you.
Holy fuck, I'm never come to this board again. It's like I'm talking to the same brick wall every fucking time.
>>24973362
>assuming >>24969718 isn't a gay trap.
>>24973412
Why do these posts make it seem like it's always about the sex?
Not him, but I'd like some human companionship. I want to do all that cute couple shit like cuddling up and sharing body heat and all that. I want to talk with her and plan for the future and shit.
>>24972628
Sorry, I don't own those games, so I can't.
>>24973362
Isn't it possible that a girl can want a boyfriend, but not possess the social skills to find a guy of her standards?
I mean most guys here have high standards for a woman considering they are personalityless NEETS with nothing to offer in terms of relationship.
Couldn't the same happen for the oppsite sex?
how do i get a gf from south london if i'm a shut in
>>24973514
It's fine
I'm just wondering why the anon who does asked for my steam if he wasn't going to respond.
>>24973412
and i've seen this post 1,000 times before as well, the whole, "women are humans too!" lecture.
that's women's projection: they're insecure about their agency. they get places and do things because people say they can, then they realize they don't really like it that much.
don't do shit just for the sake of doing it or because someone said you could, do it because you actually want to: women.
>>24968290
probably this desu
i'd say it's also because they smell
>>24973523
Not really involuntary. She can lower her standards.
Guys here can get as low as they want, but these days, pretty much any woman would reject them. I can't think of anyone who would voluntarily want to date a robot.
>>24973465
I didn't mean to say all you want is sex, I meant to say a lot of guys on /r9k/ want to claim a pixie girl that they are going to marry and have a great life together when they don't have a job or anything to offer in terms of a relationship when women are human beings with feelings, emotions, hopes, and dreams.
All I'm saying is that you should look into the mirror and say "I'm not better than all these women, and a pixie girl isn't going to save me from this shitty version of myself. I need to get myself together."
>>24968182
As much as I don't like flaunting my gender here, I will say that as a lesbian, this shit is actually really true. There are plenty of girls who are down right fugly and have horrible personalities that make them highly unpleasant and undatable. The only reason /r9k/ has no idea about these types of girls is that
a) they don't go on 4chan and instead spend all of their time reblogging supernatural gifs on tumblr with Halsey lyrics pasted over them
b) They rarely leave the house so it's not like you would see them anywhere aside from some hipster mom and pop cafe or book store
c) they're generally pretty invisible to everyone. No one pays attention to the weird chick and in turn, they do not demand or seek attention. People ignore them because unlike creepy and unattractive men who go out and rape women and shoot up schools, creepy unattractive girls don't make a scene and just go home and watch Doctor Who or yoai or something. They would rather be alone in the dark than try and make people uncomfortable with their presence.
Honestly, there are tons of girls who are down right awful and robot level, but we just don't see them.
>>24973523
>I mean most guys here have high standards for a woman
no they don't. Most guys here would date themselves in female form. Whereas almost no woman would ever date the male form of herself.
There are many ways for a woman to get a bf, here is just one:
>Make an OKCupid profile
>Send a few short simple messages to guys she's compatible with who are as attractive as she is.
>Don't gain 20 pounds before the date
>repeat these steps for about a month
there. I am 100% certain every single woman complaining about being single has never done the above. And that doesn't require special social skills, most robots are capable of that but women's standards for men are obviously much, much higher than the reverse.
>>24968182
By boyfriend they mean chad
>>24973582
Did you read anything in my post?
I said they have feelings, emotions, aspirations, successes, and failiars, just like you. And many people on this board just see them as some pixie girl that will save them from their shitty life because you are just that fucking special.
And so what if many women rather raise a family than work a lucrative job? That is a motherly instinct. But many women today are going through the universities and passing the same classes and working the same jobs as men, because, guess what, they have the same mental capabilities. You aren't intellectual superior because you're a man. If anything you're too dim witted to realize you aren't superior.
I almost can't believe you're trying to argue that women aren't human beings. You're so far deluded it would be a shock if you could function in society.
>>24973768
Lesbians are not in the same boat as hetero men. Not even close.
>plenty of girls who are downright fugly
Fat girls can choose to stop being fat. If they aren't fat, then there are many guys who will find them attractive.
As for the rest, you're a lesbian, which means generally you are treated as an equal in dating. You get asked out as often as you do the asking, you take as much initiative as they do, etc.
That's far from true for hetero men. 99% of the time, we ask women out. We take 100 times more initiative than they do. So we have zero sympathy for their failures, because those failures are caused solely by their own sexist adherence to traditional gender roles and absurd standards. Studies on OKCupid found that morbidly obese women receive more messages than average looking guys. And average women receive more messages than even the hottest guys. Women in general got 40-50x more messages than men, so no, it's not even remotely comparable. Lesbians receive as many messages as you send, so you don't have it as easy as straight girls but you have it nowhere near as bad as straight men.
>Honestly, there are tons of girls who are down right awful and robot level, but we just don't see them.
The vast majority of robots are willing to create an online dating account and go on a date with a woman who is about as attractive as he is. LIterally zero single women are willing to do that, because if they were they wouldn't be single.
>>24973362
This.
What happened is that being "forever alone" has become an identity. People, especially millenials, have a tendency to make everything an identity. And they sit in their little echo chambers convincing themselves that society is keeping them down and that their situation is other peoples fault. And so they don't ever try to change. Whole communities were built on this mindset on reddit and tumblr.
And before anyone points out the irony that /r9k/ is similar. Yes, I'm painfully aware of it.
/r9k/ still falls into the same patterns. When they see a successful person, instead of thinking "I want to be like him" like a well adjusted person would, they just think "ree normie. They only got what they have because of privilege. Nothing is my fault ree." Whenever they are told exactly what is wrong with them they just brush it off with "hurr b urself. those privileged normies amirite"
This place isn't any different. Same shithead millenial attitude. Don't give in to that nihilistic attitude. Don't believe in this asinine "robot identity". Change your fucking life.
>>24973643
Where is your evidence for saying a guy lowering his standards wouldn't result in the same way as it would for a girl?
>>24973945
Are you serious trying to argue the only thing that can be ugly about a woman is their weight?
>>24973945
I suppose you are right, I can't argue that the dating scene would be different between heterosex and homosex people. However, points still stand. Most girls who are not datable know this and don't try to be. See point d. The reason you don't see unfuckable women is because they hide.
>>24973940
what kind of conversation are you having with yourself? i wasn't arguing and i never said anything about raising family or being intellectually superior.
>people on r9k are this butthurt, that they make shit up to be more angry
>>24973945
The reason robots are single has shit all to do with looks. It's because we're all horrible, racist, sexist assholes who hate women. Don't kid yourself. You're single because women hate you as much as you hate them.
>>24973940
>W-Women are just as good as men!
Enjoy your genetic inferiority.
>>24969718
>bored
STACY GET OUT
>>24974100
Not for all guys, and I'm not saying all fit women will be perfect 10s, but if she isn't fat then she will have a fair number of guys who find her acceptable. Personally I find the vast majority of women who aren't fat at least decent looking, and if she's actually athletic instead of just skinny then I probably wouldn't reject her based on looks
>>24973641
Not even that, there's enough guys with weird fetishes that a girl with BO could still find someone
>>24968182
If they are fat and don't want to date a nigger then I don't see the problem.
>women who have nothing but a hole to offer can't keep a man
Sounds about right to me OP
She wants a bf but wouldn't approach anyone herself. Yet she's a likely feminist too.
>>24969718
Literally the only reasons to date.
>>24968225
Thats why I only post here ar 2am.
>>24968290
I can't believe this was an original comment
>>24972056
Through all the bickering on r9k sometimes we lose sight of magic like this.
>>24972056
Hhaahaahahaha!
>>24974322
Well worth the read, anons. That story made me feel all warm and fuzzy I side
Didn't bother installing photoshop on this computer.
oh i get hahaha, its because getting a boyfriend is so hard haha, oh wow whoever drew that is a comic fucking genius. lolxD
i guess girls really do understand how hard it is for me to get a girlfriend haha. well im glad both genders are truly equal
>>24969907
>No offense, but I'm probably better off alone than with a guy from /r9k/.
well then shut the fuck up and stop complaining here. go somewhere else.
>>24976907
not
>green
>make a thread
>femshit starts whining
>everyone gives her attention
C'mon i thought this board was better then that
>>24973412
>If you want to make yourself equal to a woman within your standards, make some friends, help others, get a job, and get in shape. Just focus on someone but yourself for once, and maybe on day you'll realize you didn't need a woman to be happy
are you retarded? THE AVERAGE FEMALE DOES NOT WORK OUT, HELP OTHERS AND ARE BORING CUNTS THAT EAT JUNK FOOD AND BRAGS ON SOCIAL MEDIA
This is a LOL thread. Where are the fucking comics?
>>24978040
>female comedians
LOL Thread? Are we sure about that?
>>24978096
The comics aren't supposed to be "good" ones.
I guess you've never been to /v/ but I can't really fault you for that.
>>24976907
thank you
also
>>24977170
Robots that say that they have exceedingly low standards are pretty retarded. You do have standards for us, but you are oblivious to it.
There are so many aspects that we work pretty hard on to look beautiful. Society puts a lot of pressure for us to look perfect. We spend years figuring out different ways in which we can dress up, the trial and error that comes with good makeup(yes, boys will never appreciate this, and they say that they don't mind a chick without makeup, but believe me, they do.)
The next time you think you don't have high standards, try asking that dwarf midget in a tinfoil dress with terrible pigtails and appalling acne out.
>>24979491
3/10 bait. Your bait wasnt very good, but it wasn't terrible either.
Let's put it this way: if your bait were a woman and asked a robot out on a date, most of them would say yes
