You got to experience innocent, youthful teen love, right /r9k/?
if by that you mean drama filled angst then yes, it involved a lot of screaming matches about who was commenting on whos facebook, good stuff
>>24968104
>innocent
>implying that all love and attraction aren't sickening and depraved
>implying that teenagers aren't just hungry for genitals and destroy each other in degenerate sexual "games"
Not until I was 22.
But I swear I once had someone who loved me.
>>24968104
Yes, and lots of it. I'm also experiencing adult love and a satisfying life overall, with a rich social life, a healthy and fit body and a fat bank account.I also shitpost lies about myself.
why you do that
>>24968104
girl friend #1
>nerdy crypto jew with a piss fetish
girl friend #2
>orthodox slav with daddy issues and would call me papa bear when we had sex
random chicks i knew
>scrawny bi punk chick and her girlfriend
>another piss fetishist i met at a party
nigger what we did was anything but innocent
first kiss 2 weeks before my 20th birthday, at which point I into gf
so kinda
20 is a good age, still felt young but a little more mature than highschool teenagers
still don't know how it happened
Yep. Grew up with a same age gf. Starting humping at 12.
Young love is horse shit. Nobody wants to commit when they're young. If you found a pretty girl who wants to be tied down at 18 when she can just as easily be fucking six guys a week then congratulations, I hope you didn't give her up because she's one in a million. Otherwise it's all drama and bullshit about her wanting to go to a party "with her girlfriends" and you constantly checking her facebook to see what other guys she's associating with. The only way you could possibly win is if you're fucking other girls yourself.
People on this board like to talk shit about older women who are "past their prime" but the fact is that relationships only start to get good as you get into your mid 20's. Robots bitch about how women only want to settle down after they're done riding a hundred dicks but in my experience I only date women who are about on my level (six partners or less). So there's no feeling inadequate when you've both got histories and at that point you've got the experience to appreciate a good thing when you have it.
I'll probably get called a kek for not dating pure innocent virgin maidens but whatever, I don't really care.
>>24968104
Innocent? No, we fucked like rabbits. But otherwise yes.
>>24968126
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>>24969004
Why the fuck are you guys here? Seriously, what's the point of hanging around a bunch of defeated people, to feel better about yourself?
>>24969014
What would you even do on /r9k/ as a well-adjusted adult?
>>24969062
No him, but some of us are just here for a quick laugh, or to gaze at the mountain of madness that is /r9k/.
>>24969035
record for most fucks in a day?
>>24969062
I'm not well-adjusted at all. I have no friends and I'm struggling in school. I come on here because sometimes I see threads I can relate to and sometimes I see threads that make me feel better about my own life.
>>24969045
no its just easier to post here then it is /b/
>>24968104
its never too late rite? is it?
>>24969014
I wanted to commint when i was young.
I just never had the chanse to.
I've always felt disgusted by those degenerates fucking around, and it was a shock discovering it was the majority.
Nobody really loves each other when they're kids. Was it fun to fuck some tiny 16 year old in her parent's house? Sure. Did she understand me or have much more in common other than we were both angry and on drugs? Not really. Love doesn't exist before the age of 23
>>24969183
It does, it's not fully understood, but it does.
Now fuckoff this board normie.
>>24969045
things did not go well for me and now I am a robot
>>24969219
>He thinks love exists.
You fucking normie, could you please get out? You are the reason why this board's turning to shit.
>>24969277
>oh no my board
>>24969277
>i'm completely retarded, pain and suffering has obstructed all my mental capacity and understanding of things
back to your lair robotic beast
>>24969293
Yes, this board belongs to ME, a true robot. Now get out, normal person.
>>24969313
Love doesn't exist, normie. Get over it. People are just insects, unable to feel something more subtle than "HURRRR DURRRR I WANT TO FUCK CHAD/STACY AFTER SCHOOL".
In fact they're even less than insects. Thet're tools.
No, but I sure played a fuck-ton of video games.
>>24969400
Love exists beast, you're simply projecting what you feel on others.
You feel nothing.
I can agree that most normies can't love and just go in for the sex.
>>24968104
Yes, if you count unrequited love.
>>24969183
>before the age of 23
Yeah, and consent is only after 50.
>>24968104
you know i didn't you asshole
>>24969014
C
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No hymen, no diamond
>>24969098
Depends how you count it, but it was 6 orgasms for me.
>>24969524
Same. Hard to experience teenage love when you don't go out with friends and spend your time playing wow. I did have somewhat of an e-gf for a time though. It sucked.
>first "gf"
I was 16, she was a 15 year old fucking landwhale. We met up once. Had my first kiss with her, it was disgusting. I wanted out of there so I pretended that my mum texted me saying it was an emergency and I had to go home. Dumped her that night via msn. She still talks to me via Skype, I'm 24 now. Asks for sex, she's even fatter now. I'd rather face being a virgin for the rest of my life than fuck her corpulent roastie but it kind of gets me off that she wants it.
>gf 2
Emo girl at my school. She was actually really pretty, but the self harming type. We hung out in the park and never said shit to one another because I have aspergers and she was shy as fuck. One day I hulked up and kissed her, we made out at my house when rents were away a few times. Awkwardly fingered her and she gave me a handjob. No orgasms were had on either side. Eventually she dumped me as I never hung out with any of her friends at school, being an autist and all.
>gf 3
A chubby emo girl I met at a gig. 5/10. She was one of these girls who's fucked loads of guys in her early teens and did loads of drugs and shit. I was 17 at this point, she was 16. We lived 45 mins apart, I used to go visit her. We make out a lot and she talks about wanting to fuck when my parents aren't home. Eventually my parents decide to go away and leave me by myself for the weekend. I go meet her, we get the train to my place. She's making out with me on the train, practically mounting me at times. We get to mine and fuck. Virginity lost. She gave me a footjob, rode me, then I fucked her, she came as well. We fucked once more after that, then she left me for chad.
>>24969936
how else would you count it?
>>24968104
>You got to experience innocent, youthful teen love
yes, and teen heartache too.
Oh thank god yes.
>>24970015
>No sound
what is this from?
Yes. I had a cute emo girlfriend, we were both 17. We made out like hell and lost our v card to each other.
I ended up cheating on her with some hotter big titted younger emo girl tho, who also cried a lot because of and took lots of loads to her face.
I almost experienced teenage love. I went every Thursday night to a local hangout just to drink with friends and have some laughs. This girl from school also used to show up every week. She approached me after a few weeks and we started talking. Eventually she told me she liked me. Being dumb and awkward I asked her if she wanted to make out. She mock me but then she kissed me. That wasn't my first kiss but it was by far the best at the time and felt special because she seemed to have an actually interest in me. Then I fucked it up because I assumed it was a ruse so I started distancing myself from her and ignoring her in public. I just assumed since she was hot that it was all a trick or something. Found out later from a friend it wasn't and I regret my decisions ever since.
Sorry Danielle
>>24970083
Mixology season 1 episode 3
Chad stole beta's onenitis gf
>>24970277
I've come to realize that all my mistakes with women are due to pride and I was only loved by women when I didn't feel in danger of having my pride harmed
Anyway, your story resonates because I think there are too many people on this board who attribute social dysfunction to "autism" rather than just being an asshole
>>24968104
Yeah, she was a total cunt though so I didn't date her anymore. Still hurt when she left for good though, and now I'm alone
CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP
>>24970295
That's hot as fuck desu, It's like schadenfreud with horniness
>>24970295
Gotta learn early, those genetically superior males will snatch your QT up
na, pretty much everyone I know experienced it though
>>24969936
atta boy
I was too busy getting drunk and breaking shit during my teenage years to let some pissy little girl into my life and demand money and tell me what I can or can't say. I saw how that kind of nonsense was happening to my friends and how they would be lame whenever they were around their dainty princesses. Killed my interest. Fuck girls, they don't understand
>>24969045
An individual can have done fun shit in early years and still end up with a really shitty and uneventful life.
You may not understand since you long for them, but strictly having memories of good shit in your life doesn't get you too far
I've worshipped cute teen grill feet. That's better than love. And no it wasn't a trap or mentally ill queer.
>>24968104
Where were you in highschool. In my class really? MY class? But...but... I need a hug JV
>>24968104
No and I don't care
me and randy are havin the grand opening of the dirty burger today
look at those dirty things cookin up nice
>>24968104
I tried, but I was completely fucked from the start by being taught the "never put women in a potentially uncomfortable position no matter what" mentality from basically everybody. Didn't learn until late high school that you actually needed to be masculine in order to get girls and by then it was already too late.
>>24970824
Rock out with your cock out!
No, I got to experience degrading, perverted abuse in my childhood/adolescence.
Does that count?
>>24970861
don't ruin the thread anon.
I tried, but he rejected me and told pretty much the whole school.
I once had a 7/10 over at my house. We had met the night before at my friend's place, I had more than half a handle of russian standard in me and was spouting some thinly veiled white supremacist shit, she was also drunk and must have enjoyed my charisma. We made out a bit.
Anyway, she's at my house the next day and we're both stone sober so I'm kind of a fidgeting and weird faggot. I have no idea what the fuck she wanted from me. She suggested I put on a movie so I scrounged up the DVD set of the 5 hour uncut version of Das Boot. We were just sitting there right beside each other on the couch watching this fucking masterpiece until like 2.5 hours in when she said she got a text from her mom that she had to go home. What a bitch
It was not quite that youthful and even further from innocent. I have no regrets, because virginity is a pointless concept, when it's all you can do to get laid at all.
>>24970895
If it makes you feel any better I enjoyed some of it.
I keep forgetting that most of the people here are failed normalfags though, my mistake.
>>24970965
>If it makes you feel any better I enjoyed some of it.
But that's the normal way rape fucks people up. You fucking normie.
>>24970670
lol you retard. Get an impressionable younger girlfriend who follows you around and breaks shit with you. That shit is based
>>24969990
Well if we fuck, I cum, and then keep going, is that a new session of fucking or no? I mean, it's somewhat subjective. For her it could've been 40 or 50 times if it restarts with each orgasm.
>>24971060
no you are stupid
>>24971002
Believe me, I considered that. The thing is where I lived most of the girls that liked to drink as me and do the shit that I did were annoying ratchet sluts that everyone hated and made fun of. They fucked and sucked off literally everybody and had a bunch of whiteknight skidboys jump you should you ever hurt their feelings. My group of friends had no choice but to settle for dancer/track and field girls that would cry if you ever uttered the word nigger in front of them, but I just chose to opt out entirely
The first girlfriend I had was in 7th grade and she cheated on me. Yes, in 7th fucking grade I got cheated on. I didn't have much luck in relationships after that.
>>24970998
Nah, most people just turn to self-harm.
Personally, I fap to the memories occasionally.
>>24969109
rawr xD :3
>>24971164
do you have a bf? :'3
>>24968104
Yes, but it was very short lived.
>girl I had known since birth
>same age, same class, grew up together
>she gets hot in middle school
>relationship become awkward between us
>everyone in class wants her
>be 14
>she becomes popular
>hanging out with friends one day
>her group of friends walks by
>one of her friends suggest we all sneak off into the woods to play truth or dare
>we all go
>get dared to kiss her
>she yells "eww GROSS" but still comes over to me to kiss
>we kiss
>her face is completely red
>she is quiet for the rest of the game but keeps looking at me and then looking away
>after the game everyone goes home
>her friend comes up to me and tells me that the girl I like wants to date me in secret
>I agree
>next day
>she comes to my house and knocks on my door after school
>asks me if I want to hang out
>we go back to the woods
>she grabs my head and starts kissing me again
>we make out for HOURS
>first second third base
>she puts her hands down my pants
>start doing this everyday after school
>she starts giving my daily blowjobs
>two months later
>end of school year
>she tells me she is moving to another state
>become depressed
>look her up on facebook years later
>20
>married
>second kid on the way
:(
>>24971240
Naw but I got dis dik 4 u
>>24968104
Yeah. Dated for almost 3 years, then we suddenly split. She got married about a year later. It's nearly been 6 years now.
Let me tell you guys, none of them are like the first. Had a few since then, but they didn't measure up. You get over it, but you don't, if that makes any sense.
Some of you kv fags don't know how good you've got it. Trust me when I say you're better off.
>>24971269
Onnnnnnnnnnh C': *blush*
>>24970942
>5 hour version of Das Boot
>>24971114
"Our minds... together as one."
-Spock
>>24971253
should have fought for her.
>>24970942
Das Boot is such trash, thank god she left before she saw the shit ending
>Durhur boot vas sunked anyvay vata vaste uff time
>>24971253
>knew a girl in elementary school who used to play lego with me and give me hugs at the after school program
>grow apart, but she still likes me all the way through middle school and high school
>mfw she has always been ugly as shit
turning 20 in a few days.
No gfs
No kisses
No friends
No hope
>>24970277
I totally relate, my self worth is so low I just can't conceive of how an attractive girl would be into me. Although it does happen sometimes, totally weird.
>>24968104
Nope sure didn't. Consumate outcast in a small town. No girls wanted anything to do with me. All these years later, nothing's changed....
>>24968104
>You got to experience innocent, youthful teen love
You also gotta experience your teen love being stolen by a superior Chad. Gotta learn early.
>beta has a huge crush on this girl, known each other for a long time
>they're like unspoken boyfriends and girlfriends
>almost kissed the girl at one point
>girl knows beta is deeply in love with her
>Chad: Is he your boyfriend?
>girl: No, he's not my boyfriend. He's just my pal, right partner? *rests her head on beta's shoulder*
>girl: Me and my pal are going to this thing tomorrow night, you should definitely come with us
Chad: Only if I take you with me
girl: Wow, okay. teehee!
beta's heart gets broken into a million pieces
>>24971815
>letting yourself get kekd
>>24971815
>unspoken boyfriend and girlfriend
>almost kissed
Low test beta.
>>24971815
whats going on in this scene
>>24971815
what is that particular scene from?
gay robot muting me
A lot of it. Then I had hookups in college. Then after college i got addicted to grindr and it was a different guy every night for a few months.
Now i've had women, men, long term relationships (that ended being cheated on), long distance relationships (that both parties tried to make work), and even a trans FtM pre-op.
I have given up after a few months with a legal highschooler that drove me fucking crazy. I have lost any sort of motivation for relationships. Not even interested in sex anymore....I jack off 0-2 times per week, but that's about it.
I'm content with it.
i did, actually. it was our first everything and with eachother. it keeps her special in my memories.
>>24969045
>you get lucky miraculously and then fail to capitalize
>your life spirals out of control and you fail at normie
You have too high standards. Or too low standards.
>op implicitly addresses "normies"
fuck outta here
>>24971815
I would probably repress that memory so maybe I have actually experienced that.
This shitpost actually cut myself pretty deeply when I actually thought about it.
>>24971947
Proof that faggots cannot be robots
>>24971947
Where do you live exactly?
Fucking shitty robot, stop muting me you cunt.
>>24972036
oslo.
That is in Norway, incase you didn't learn that in school burgermann.
>>24971913
>>24971929
R.L.Stines.Monsterville.The.Cabinet.of.Souls.2015
about a beta who's in love with a girl for years but then she gets stolen by a Chad within minutes
>>24972069
>Europeon is a faggot
Can't say I'm surprised.
Hopefully Norway starts accepting more Mudslimes so they can supplant you worthless faggots.
>>24972124
*shrugs*
What can I say
>>24972145
On the plus side, Mudslimes are really into loli, so I guess this is a win-win.
>>24972248
if you join ISIS they provide 3DPD lolis for all of their soldiers free of charge.
>>24968104
not really
sucks
>>24969109
thank ms skeltal
>>24968104
>Spend my time playing videogames and shitposting on forums.
>Didn't have to worry about the drama and upkeep involved with having GF.
>Most I had to worry about were dailies in MMO's and forum drama.
I don't regret anything. I probably got hurt less from not even trying anyways.
>>24970411
But autism usually makes someone an asshole
>>24973535
and women love assholes instead of nice guys. therefore women love autists.
>>24968104
Yes I did actually, though I don't think I realized it at the time. Thinking back on it It was definitely the happiest time of my life and the most beautiful thing I have ever experienced.
>>24969965
ugh this is fucking me. I used to have an e girlfriend and spent like 3 years of my life erping with her.
feels so fucking bad man
Currently going through that with a qt mexican normie gf, AMA
>>24973138
I spent all my time playing video-games but still got a qt gf in highschool since i was tallshe ended up cheating of course
>>24975035
Tbh i didnt really have to do anything special to be with her, it was more of a friendship turned relationship kinda thing. We use to work together and she thought i was cute and funny, so we went from there.
Id recomend being calm and cool with her, show that your caring, but not clingy.
