>tfw was too lazy to get up to use the bathroom and ended up shitting the bed
I thought it would be worth it, but the feeling and smell of shit all over you just makes you get up and clean everything afterwards anyway. Don't bother trying this, it isn't worth it.
>>24967843
uh..... thanks
>>24967843
That's why I wear diapers.
That is the rock bottom feel. How fat?
>>24967919
I've been successfully keeping it under 350lb so I don't feel guilty about inevitably getting diabetes and dying like my dad. But I'm not that far off from it, at around 330lb last I checked.
>>24967909
I don't think it'd improve the situation much.
>>24967877
You're welcome.
tanks for the helpful tip, family
>>24967843
thanks for the advice. I was just thinking how great it would be to shit all over my bed but I guess the downsides outweigh the benefits
>cum on your belly while in bed
>thinking you dont have to clean up
>in reality
>super sticky
>cant move blanket at all because its also super wet
>super uncomfortable
at least come onto a towel
8/10 thread. Helpful and somewhat erotic
Tl;dr
General americano thread
>>24968551
Don't be jealous of our freedom, yuropoor.
>>24967843
What in god's name is wrong with you?
>>24967843
What the fuck dude
Fucking an hero
>>24967843
huh, typical robot. something doesn't work once and you swear off it forever. pathetic.
Thanks for the laughs op.
>>24967843
K.. Original comments.
>>24969599
Define freedom
>>24967843
>dont bother trying this
>>24967843
>shitting the bed
What the literal fuck is wrong with you, OP.
I think shitting the bed to avoid the work of using the toilet without realizing the work required to fix the shit covered bed is a perfect metaphor to describe robots and neets. I mean, it sums up the whole situation perfectly.
>>24967971
Keeping it below 350, is a good step, how about every year you aim for 10 less?
This is a pretty slow pace but very achievable.
its nice to wear your mental illness as a badge of honor isnt it?
>>24968237
when I cum with girls I cam with from omegle or girls I meet playing csgo, I cum onto my stomach and waddle over to the shower shortly after while preventing it from dripping to the floor
It looks pretty silly.
>mfw this thread
bloxeroo
>>24967971
>under 350 lbs
>>24972599
>girls I meet playing csgo
Wtf this is actually a thing?
I play cs go all the time and sometimes see qt's but I never expected them to actually camwhore with their orbiters.
Fuck off chad.
>>24972249
That's so deep I almost drowned
>>24973131
>>24972599
More info on how to meet girls playing csgo
>>24967843
well done OP, you managed to make me kek so hard, i halfway shat as I was in the motion of sitting down on the toilet.
