at least you arent as big of a kek as this faggot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SNH5EUw7gxk
his gf is cute
>implying the world champion of masturbation wants to fuck anyways
>>24967670
He's dating a genuine medical asexual.
The only kind of women who will never cheat on you.
Opposite of a kuck
>>24967781
This, I dated an asexual and it sucked and it was awesome. I knew she was always faithful
It was liking having a best friend that would jerk you off if you needed release
>>24967781
>>24967833
"asexuality" is a meme and does not exist in reality
don't be a genuine fucking retard
b a s e d desu
>>24967871
You're telling me that a deficiency of the chemical makeup necessary to cause arousal can not be completely devoid in a human being?
Mate, I've seen human teeth grow in people's chin and I've seen people with three arms. Take your own advice about being a retard
asexuality is a meme. red flag tier even.
>>24967871
Oh. Didn't know that, Doctor.
What research university are you with? U of T here
That guys a fucking legend
>>24967928
>red flag tier even
Red Flag for what? Do you even understand the meaning of the word asexual?
>>24967912
>>24967980
>low sexual arousal is the same thing as complete lack of sexual drive
so you're proposing that these people completely lack an amygdala or what?
>>24968019
red flag for relationships
>>24968157
Why do asexuals even get into relationships? Shouldn't they just be friends instead since they don't want to have sex?
>>24968393
whatever. friendships then.
red flag as fuck. thanks for clearing that up its what i was talking about.
>>24968407
Some of them do get into relationships still which confuses me.
>>24968430
not me. i know to stay away.
>>24968393
I was with my asexual girlfriend and she loved to watch me with other girls.
>>24967980
CWRU
>>24967670
>Japan
why am i not surprised
>>24968393
Even asexuals need a beta provider
>>24968498
especially "asexuals" its a meme yo.
>>24967670
>10 fucking hours of straight masturbating
his gf is pretty cute tho, and they seem to like each other
there's no way that legend is a cuk tho
also
>he takes his hobby very seriously
does he get paid for this?
>>24968490
Because Japans best at everything?
asexuals? more like ass-sexuals amirite
>>24968536
Wouldn't that hurt your dick after a while? I mean, if he is going at a pace of about 15-20 minutes per ejaculation with a 15 minute rest period he would be masturbating about 17-20 times in a day. That just seems like it would start to hurt.
>>24968635
Longest "masturbation session," which one would assume is one long session of one ejaculation
still, that should hurt
unless he has a really moist dick
>>24968659
Oh okay, well he has very good endurance. Holding yourself back from cumming might hurt even more.
>>24968708
I edged for 8 hours once, it was incredibly painful
>>24968659
>Implying lube isn't provided.
>Being this much a casual
You'll never be a Master-bater with that attitude.
>>24967912
I wouldnt mind some teeth on my chin, sounds pretty awesome.
>>24967670
>rui kiriyama pic
My nigga, nice
>>24968860
yes, well,you're a big guy
>>24967670
Even the world champion masturbator likes 2D.
>>24969707
anime literally makes you gay
>>24967833
shes asexual for youyou are a big guy, after all
but for anyone with a penis or testicles, she's sexual for. your exgf doesnt find castrated men attractive
>>24968860
You can do it without any pain if you don't choke your dick or shake your member too quickly. Also at least using some water from time to time will reduce friction. (even a uncut dick cannot go for so long without needing some kind of liquid). The most difficult part is controlling your arousal so you don't climax.
>>24969929
this, dollars to donuts she "awakens" in chad's presence
>>24967670
Why doesn't he dump that bitch and find this girl?
>>24971492
she clearly does not want a boyfriend.
>that feel when you will never smell her smegma caked underwear
>>24967980
MIT here, asexuality does not exist medically. It's a fallacious mental state that is 100% psychosomatic.
