When was the hardest you've ever ejaculated?
>>24967580
The first time
>>24967580
When I was jacking off to an asian blowjob porn
gonna greentexts just for the keks
>masturbate almost daily
>have a cheeserian pizzerian fetish
>leave it aside for like 2 years, i can get off to normal porn anyways
>go on a 4 month no-fap
>one day get up horny af
>good ol tor
>find perfect video
>start jacking off
>when i came it was so hard that it went flying almost to the roof, the strain got into my hair, face and lips, and also into my mouth because my jaw literally fell to see how high that shit was
Basically i busted a nut on myself
In ur mum's pussy XDDD
>>24967580
Shot a load right over my girlfriend once.
>>24967580
I used to fap several times a day, between three and six times a day on a regular day. I did a two weeks no fap + a few hours of i-Doser dry orgasms every day without ejaculating at all. After the end of those two weeks I came so hard and so much that I nearly passed out and gave myself chronic prostatitis that hasn't went away to this day, a year later. I'm trying to not fap at all in the hopes that maybe I used to do it too much and that I might reverse the damage with a while of (non-sudden) abstinence. What's worse is that my urologist basically said that regular sex might fix the problem since it allows for better prostate contractions (or whatever they're called), but I couldn't get laid to save my life.
tl;dr I came so hard I damaged myself. FML
>>24967580
amphetamine
that time i stuck a vibrator up my as and relaxed while thinking about lewd things
>>24968145
basically exactly this
This one time I stopped fapping for a month. I got really horny and found some porn. When I came it shot out like a fucking fire hydrant. Actually kind of hurt. That much cum shooting out that fast with that much pressure.
24+ hour slick sesh on methamphetamine
you havent had an orgasm until you have had one on meth
>>24967856
that is some funny shit anon
did a hands free orgasm while shoving a cucumber in my ass. Much recommended
>>24967580
You think I actually have a memory of that? It's literally jerking off.
Camsexxing a 39 year old woman.
I think I have a fetish for camsex, I nut thrice as hard every time I do it. Which obviously isn't often.
>>24967671
This, oh my god.
I was jacking it off with this girl watching. I asked her to describe how she masturbates so I could tune out Cops on the TV.
I came a fountain. I had never shot a projectile load like that. Then she cleaned me up.
>>24969246
He explicitly said what kind of porn he uses tor to find.
>cheese(rian) pizza(rian)
>>24967856
Do you ever feel like a bad person for getting off to children being used like that?
>>24967580
the most i ever ejaculated was to a small penis humiliation video of a woman staring into the camera and laughing/ridiculing me as i looked in the mirror, load went flying to the left and landed on my keyboard ruining my use of around 20 keys
the other time was with my back against the wall and my legs hanging over my face as i accidentally jizzed an entire family tree of dead knuckle children all over my eyeballs
>>24968077
You have a legitimate reason to fuck whores dumbfuck.
>>24967580
Every time I auto-erotically asphyxiate myself, via suspension hanging, I shoot fat loads across the room.
>>24968145
>driving down a highway the woods jacked up on adderall
>"HMM I THINK IT'S TIME TO FAP"
>pull over and fap one out, get it all over the steering wheel and my pants
>back on my merry way
I miss amphetamines so hard
>>24967580
DPHgasm.
>13 years old
>discover the concept of edging
>edge for like 2 hours
>it's starting to hurt
>waddle over from my room to the bathroom, pants around my ankles
>assume the position in front of the toilet
>lid up, pants down, door closed, dick out, ready to blow
>stroke
>stroke
>CUM
>child me is not ready for the force of this orgasm
>knees buckle
>fall forward
>slam my fucking forehead against the tank of the toilet
>cum EVERYWHERE
>dad yells upstairs "THE FUCK WAS THAT?'
>shitshitshitshit
>quickly grab tp and wipe the area down
>he busts open the door
>I'm still sitting on the floor, pants around ankles, dick out
>"I fell"
>he silently walks out
>mfw I look in the mirror and there was cum on my face
>>24969575
I can feel the disappointment from here, damn
>>24969575
how do you not feel cum on your face?
This swedish 10/10 fucking her dog
>>24967580
On ur mum
first time no contest
I didn't know if I was in pain or extreme pleasure
I was so fucking confused
pretty much the equivalent of getting molested except you did it to yourself
truly the loss of innocence
>>24969575
>THE FUCK WAS THAT
The first month I got with my first girlfriend when I was 19. We were both trying out different things on each other and I was sitting astride her stomach playing with her nipples while she jacked me off. I came with the force of a bazooka and it was like a dopamine grenade went off. I couldn't see or hear anything for a minute and felt dazed. When I finally came around I heard her laughing her ass off and vaguely remembered a giant spurt of cum shooting over my shoulder and splattering across the wall. It's been 5 years now and I still haven't come as hard since.
