>bunch of horrible shit happens to me within the last year
>get depressed and anxious to the point that i physically have difficulty being in certain situations
>becoming a shut-in, cry all the time
>coping with weed, which a few friends i talked to before i went full hermit mode know about
>one friend's gf messages me on fb out of the blue
>8/10 azn qt
>tells me she'd like to smoke with me
>tells me she has something to say in person
>she comes over
>what she wanted to tell me is that since i went full hermit mode, she broke up with friend
>we smoke (i was the second person she's done so with), go sit in her car, listen to music, talk, cuddle
>leads to a lot of feeling each other and shit
>i really enjoy myself and she says she does too
>she starts to get emotional
>asks me if it was a good idea for her to come out here and do all this with me
>i tell her if she's enjoying herself it's just fine
>says we can't be a couple because she still loves her ex
>i say that's fine with me, i don't want anything serious anyways
>say we'll just keep it between us
>we come down and continue to laugh and smile and be friends
>she walks me to my door, hugs me, and goes home
>messages me on fb the next morning, just to say have a good day
so is this what you would consider a windfall? i'm no chad by any means. will this blow up in my face like a priest on an altar boy? i have no idea if this could go bad, but it seems to good to be true
>>24967521
You've been keked
>>24967621
:^(
y have i been kekd
You have a friend op.
Make the most of it before you are dead.
>>24967701
the girl's ex or the girl? i wanna be good friends with her
honestly don't mind this kind of relationship, can't handle serious commitment atm
short answer: she's into you
long answer: don't go all pussy shit and confess your feelings and shit just play hard to get and she'll come around on her own
>>24967772
What this anon said
Girls are stupid as shit and literally only want what they can't have so play hard to get
>>24967772
okay thanks, that's the kind of answer i was looking for. i'm not often the one being chased, so any tips on how best to play hard to get? besides of course not going sissy mode, catching feelings and telling her about it, etc
>>24967521
>says we can't be a couple because she still loves her ex
>still loves her ex
story of my life op.
what a shame. if you only had waited a few more months for The Great White American /pol/ Revolution you would have gotten your very own personal 10/10 Aryanfu and had a great life due to the deal that was made with the White /r9k/ and /g/ users to help maintain their Internet Infrastructure in exchange for White female wives and NOT getting slaughtered with the rest of the niggers, kikes, and the rest of the non-Whites.
>>24967946
tried aryanfu, didn't work out.
switched to aznfu, still pending.
i like aznfu better, sorry /pol/friend
>>24967521
Something similar with me going on but she's the smoker and it was my first time. I wanted to cuddle but I was too high to do anything. Now just a couple days later some random dude is taking her out for her birthday.
>>24967837
just be coy and poke fun at her and shit, and don't act all awestruck when she's flirting with you
>>24968153
anon pls
what are these horrible things you're saying
>>24968190
got it
thanks friend, will definitely try to keep it fun
and even i know acting like a girl is your life before you even know her is the ultimate way to get shut down
bumping, would like a few more opinions before 404
>>24967521
https://soundcloud.com/fecshrooms/696a
violet a shit
>>24968989
glad to see an opinion
any more?
>>24967521
Chad here
If this is real
Find a common thing u like band, movie type, place theme park, restaraunt,
Go there
Come back she is what we call dtf which means down to fuck
Make out for a while
Than touch boobs
Than put hands down her pants start rubbing in circular motion her pus than clit
Ur welcome
>>24969015
sam wainwright a shit
>>24969061
this is real
thanks friend
wat do if she stops me
>>24967946
>tfw mother was jewish
I'm not like the other jews anon, spare me
>>24969190
Chad here
If op
First off the ball is in your court
She seeked you out to smoke weed
She wants your d
So play it cool
First off complement something she is wearing
If its weird like her shoes or necklace compliment it she is just as in secure as u
The thing is to keep pushing
Girls always want it but dont want to start it cause they will be a whore
So kiss than boobs than start rubbing clit
Look it up than next u will be fucking
If she says no try again if she says no a second time than stop and dumb that dick tease
Look to hook up with her jealous friends
>>24969333
lmao thanks mr chad
will def follow advice
>>24969190
2 steps forward 1 step back.
if she stops u just tone it down to the last thing she was ok with and move forward again a little bit later. if she is seriously not down then just accept that. no rape senpai.
>>24969333
This is good advice
>>24968192
I'm not sure what you mean? What horrible things?
>>24970088
well anon
i'm sorry you didn't get much other than (presumably) free weed
still not a bad deal
also makes me afraid my new azn qt will seek out some random dude
so i have to knock on wood when i see that ya dig
>>24967772
>>24968190
>>24967837
>>24967772
Taking advice from someone on /r9k/. I am full on kekkles right now.
>>24970245
but have you ever molested an asian with her consent
food 4 thought senpai
>>24969068
Asi es amigo asi es
>>24970268
This is why you're here.
okay boys just planned a second date with her like 30 seconds ago
i'd ask you to pray for me if god was real *tips vintage trilby*
>>24970314
but i already did it
now i just wanna do it again
and then maybe have rape with consent
god that gives me the tummy tingles :^)
>>24970355
Is it a bird?Is it a plane?No. ITS A KEK
>>24970147
Oh, okay. Yeah, it fucking sucks.
>>24970386
i told my grandma i'm an armchair biologist and she told me when i grow up i should be a weekend gynecologist :^)
coolest grandma alive
>>24970416
here's the good thing
you've gotten this far once, that means you can do it again
you can be that random dude to some other guy who was too high to make a move
cmon man you can be the antichad
for both of us
for all these fags
do it
>>24970426
That's sweet anon.
>>24970477
i love my grandma she told me to slay poon in the classiest way possible
only person who could top this is the queen of england telling me to swive generously and often
She just wanted free weed.
>>24970531
You were funny 4 posts ago.
>>24970565
This
/thread
>>24970565
:^(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((
say it aint so
>>24970592
i'm impressed you found any of that funny at all
"shitpostin is a habit, just gotta have it" -ur mom
>>24970663
>>24970663
a new freckle for a heckle. you have recievec one kekkle
>>24970716
don't give your keks if you're gonna be a kike about it
i want at least forty or you're not allowed in my thread anymore, my dad works with moot
>>24970773
Bitch fuck you.Your dad is a faggot and we all know moot is too.Op without question.
>>24970837
we'll all cum on you if you don't apologize
>>24970565
Probably true.
But if by some miracle she comes back for sex don't just go from tits to clit, for the love of god. Make some stops first. Go for the clit once you've got her all worked up, it's not a fucking opening act.
Expect nothing.
Demand nothing.
The problem with most people is these expectations they have if someone they desire even looks at them. Your happiness should never be at the mercy and whim of anyone but yourself. So be happy on your own first,so you can enjoy whatever develops from this friendship without pining for something she may not be willing or ready to give.
What if some random stranger showed up in your life demanding that you make them happy? Enjoy what happens,seek nothing,accept what does happen and it's all WIN.
>>24970467
>467>>24970416(You)
>here's the good thing
>you've gotten this far once, that means you can do it again
>you can be that random dude to some other guy who was too high to make a move
>cmon man you can be the antichad
>for both of us
>for all these fags
>do it
That makes no sense, anon.
