>tfw you will never start an epic thread
I would settle for one with just a 150 replies honestly
>>24967194
Maybe you should stop being so boring.
>>24967194
just b (You)rself family
>>24967226
I try man I try
nothing works
>>24967194
maybe you shouldn't post fat fucks
>>24968359
fat girl threads always get maxed out
>>24967194
fembot feels
easy replies if that would make you happy
>>24967194
Too skinny
I used to attract a large following of haters. Maybe my posting in your thread will help.
>>24968387
fuck you piss face
Tfw it's not 2006 anymore and you won't start an epic thread late night that ends up on 4chanarchive
>>24967194
I've had at least one of threads or replies screencapped and reposted, I can't remember which one. It feels pretty good. I'll give you one reply OP.
>>24967194
Toasting in an epic bread rn senpai!
>>24968525
c'mooooon Iran
How to make a thread with 100+ posts
1. Start with a picture of a naked girl or a forced meme
2. Make sure your topic is as stupid and simple as possible, or pretend to be a girl
3. occasionally samefag in a different window with a proxy
Never post something intelligent or well thought out for the first post of a thread, guarantees death with 10 posts or less. The art of 4chan is to post shit as stupid as possible to draw in the widest audience, then sort the shitheaps from the gems.
ask a deaf guy anythingmisa was better than shizune
>>24968611
>How to make a thread with 100+ posts
4. Post as some whore, any whore, retarded beta orbiters will get it to 500 easily.
>>24967194>tfw you're an american but only like russian and french girls but are too ugly to ever get one.
Who else /unrealisticattraction/ here?
i made an epuc thread once
it was pretty sweet
honestly i'm so used to making threads that hit 300 replies at this point usually i'm surprised when I wake up in the morning, check my thread and it 404'd with less than a hundred
>>24968812
>tfw too scared to ever make a thread because I assume it'd be a shite thread and no one would read it anyways
>tfw you are a beta even on 4chan
>all of these 4chan Chads make threads with hundreds of replies
>you can only get threads with 4 or 5 replies tops
Just kill me now.
>>24968525
rollins
the robot can go suck a fat one
>>24968525
rolerinomonino
>>24968359
nigga you gay
waist pretty small, huge round ass, wide hips and probably big tits
welp stuck at 24
its gonna die aint it
>>24968525
robo-rollin
I know this feel. 1+
>>24969938
oy vey meshuganah
>that feel when you will never reach 5000 karma
>tfw the first thread I ever made had 300+ replies
>tfw felt proud
I need to leave this board.
>>24968525
pls be born in israel. I want to serve my jewish masters in person!
>>24967194
Why do you care so much? Fucking needy faggot.
So many of the people on this board are attention seeking cunts these days.
"wahhhh I didn't get any replies". try saying something worthwile for once and maybe someone will be interested. Go fuck yourself OP
I've had moderate success. I remember a few years ago I started a b8post on /b/ about how Obama is going to ruin our country by banning guns and turning the US into a communist regime.
I also made a /v/ thread about game grumps because I watched all of the Sonic '06 episodes and felt empty
Make a dubbles thread
>>24968525
spurdo please
No karma whoring here
>>24967194
who is this girl, btw.
>>24967194
What do you mean, all you have to do is say something bad about fembots. An angry fembot will come in with a BS argument and a bunch of the people here will derail the thread and make it about her.
Make a "Fembot" general
There's one up now with 369/82/94
Fucking thirsty robots ruining /r9k/ and fuck these attention whores
>>24968525
the cededce
>>24967194
>the one time you make a thread literally no one replies
just desu myself sempai
>>24967194
OP isn't a fag.
>>24968525
Rolololollololol
>>24967194
Make racebait threads. Guaranteed replies. They're the only ways I get replies.
>>24967194
You must not make many threads. I make about 20 threads a day and usually only 1 or 2 make it above 100 replies, most die before 10.
>>24968525
Epin Hope I don't end up with moot in 85-89
>>24967194
Make b8 threads. Go to /pol/ and claim to be a liberal. Go to /lit/ and /his/ and pretend to be conservative. Guaranteed replies. Also, remember to do as pic says.
>>24970792
>Implying you can't just choose Paul, and after max two years of isolation resort to fucking his boipucci on a nightly basis.
I don't know about you guys but I'm not going into a 10 year social stasis with another person without resorting to banging them, no matter who they are.
>>24970792
This was hard. I'm going to go with
1. Desktop
2. Internet
3. All video games ever made (#10)
4. Garden
5.Pool table
I think that would be able to satisfy my needs.
Also, please post more of this kind of stuff
>>24968525
Keep rollinrollinrollinrollinrollinrollin
