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It happened bots.

I have a qt Asian gf

She makes me feel like I'm resting in a warm relaxing bubble bath when I'm with her

She's funny

She's eccentric

She has a cute accent

The sex is amazing (only happend once)

I love her so much

I'm officially a normie

I'm fucking outta here

Any advice on how to fully transition into a norm?
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>>24966709
You are asking r9k for advice?

With becoming a normie?

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE NORMIE GET OUT
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Then, OP realized the entire relationship was a dream he had and killed himself.
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>>24966709
>weeb with an asian gf
>in "love" after having sex once

See you back here soon...

If you want to stand a chance try reading this, maybe you won't be such a giant beta that you drive her away within the next 2 weeks
https://7chan.org/lit/src/Robert_Glover_-_No_More_Mr_Nice_Guy.pdf
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>>24966709
Until next time faggot
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>>24966709

> I'm fucking outta here

See you next week anon :^)
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hahahaha oh no. just a reminder that being a failed normie is objectively worse than being a robot. also you should definitely tell her you love her after fucking her once
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>sex only happened

>I love her so much

I wish I could be as juvenile as you are now OP. It'll be pretty sad when you get kvcked actually.
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>>24966709
>then i woke up
>and i've never felt more alone in my life
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>>24966709

congrats robot
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>>24966709
i can already tell by how much you put her on a pedestal how badly you will crash and burn.
shes probably not even that attractive but since shes probably the only female to give you attention in a long time (if ever) you make her out to be more special than she really is.
the relationship wont last because you clearly like her much more than she probably likes you which will push her away, and then unfortunately youll come back here being an even bigger faggot about your ex and how you saw her new bf on her facebook
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>>24966709
>le nice blog meme XD
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OP here, I know I sound clingy and shit in the first post but I don't actually act like that in real life. That's just how I feel about her in my mind. I know, beta as fuck.

We've known each other for 3 months and we've kind of been in a weird complicated relationship. We were just best friends for a while untill she wanted to "take it further." We kissed for the first time about 2 months ago.

She gave me a blowjob a while back, but we've only been "officially dating" for about a week now.

I just love her so much it's irrational and I'll probably kill myself if this goes south fast

Too much fucking disappointment in my life
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op, how old r u and whats ur race

also how did u meet said asian
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>>24967101
>>24966709
you're gonna fuck it up famalam
thats what i did
now im back posting on a Himalayan underwater basket weaving board
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>>24967101
what kind of ching chow is she?
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>tfw you had a half japanese fwb with huge tits
>you fucked it up because you're a depressed alcoholic autist
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>>24967148
I'm 23 and mixed.

We met while we were both working at a daycare in New York.
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>>24966709
Congratulations, anon. I'm proud of you.

Get out.
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can you post a pic of her? i want 2 see how qt she is
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>>24966709

Good job buddy. Knew you'd make it.

Your love isn't 'irrational' per se.

There's actually a very real reason. Your brain is awash in chemicals right now.

Anyways, turn a creative, expectative eye towards this, and maybe you will find something there =) luv ya man, hope it works out for you.
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>>24967799
not op but i didnt expect to see someone as cool as you around here. have a nice life buddo
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>Normie comes to brag

No one gives a shit. Fuck off to facebook with the other normies.
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>>24966709
>Any advice on how to fully transition into a norm?

If you break up and things start to go downhill (not implying they are going to but people rarely settle down with their first bf/gf now days) then don't be a total bitch about it and come back here. You are inevitably gonna make some mistakes in this relationship and the best thing you can do is try to better your self and learn from the experience and then move on to the next step.
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>>24966771
Thanks for that link anon

Maybe if I'd seen this sooner I wouldn't have lost the girl

Ah well, next time
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>>24966860
You just described my first relationship
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>>24967101
Get the helium tank ready
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