I finally did it. I got drunk enough last night I lost my virginity to a prostatute
>called her off backpage
>she came over
>250 dollars for a half hour
>she layed on my bed and I started fingering her
>fucked her for maybe 3 minutes then came in her with no condor
>wake up today realizing what I did
>call her and ask if she's on the pill
>"wait...who are you again?"
>heart drops
I have aids I know it. She was obviously on heroin when she got there
You idiot, always wrap your willy, have fun with STD's
Get tested quick man and hope for the best.
>>24966434
I was excited to recognize that street but the filename makes my accomplishment seem moot.
>>24966434
>fucked a junkie hooker
>without a condor
You're gonna fail your next penis inspection
This was her
>>24966434
Well you don't have AIDS, you have HIV.
You dumb Kek motherfucker.
>>24966518
What does her mouth taste like?
>$250 dollars
>no condom
>3 minutes
>called her the next day
oh boy
>>24966534
I don't remember I was pretty drunk
>>24966534
Read it yourself
http://annarbor.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/selfie-shelby-call-me-please-real-pics-7343293957-outcalls-also/21616745
>>24966518
Definitely have aids
>Caring if some whore gets pregnant with your bastard child.
You're a better man than me, Op.
you called her?
you fucking retard, she has your phone number now.
If she got pregnant, you can expect her to have proof.
enjoy dealing with STDs and child support, you fucking kukold
>>24966501
this is no laughing matter
good, wipe yourself out of existence.
who wouldve thought the coolest thing you can do with a gal could lead to your demise?
you stupid fuck.
>>24966606
She was off backpage. I called her once that night and again today
>>24966582
Lol no shit im in michigan too small world .but yeah go get checked for real
>>24966518
you paid $250 to have sex with that omg
>>24967140
Where at?
Originally comment
how old are you, op? what made you want to lose your virginity to a prostitute?
>>24966434
>no condom
Rest in peace OP
>>24967335
26. I used to text prostatutes to try and get good and talking to women so I was drunk and figured I should call one and invite her over to get it over with so I'm not as nervous next time I get one sober and don't have to bring her to my house
On the bright side OP...at least now when ever you fuck a bitch raw dog, u don't have to worry bout getting da AIDS/hep/clap etc... Cause u already got it. Great way to round out the year OP.
>>24967455
I thought it was only like a .25 percent chance from straight sex to get HIV. Isn't it like 50% for anal or gays
>>24966518
>"Faith"
My sides have escaped the known bounds of the universe
>>24967530
Wow, I guess OP has no more worries anymore. All done all set nothing but easy living from now on.
>In the United States, about one out of every six people aged 14 to 49 years have genital herpes.
Enjoy the herps, OP.
>>24967684
That's like saying everyone that has sex.
>>24966518
Jesus christ you paid 250$ to fuck that? America is truly fucked
>>24966518
>$250
JEEEZZZZZUUS CHROOOIIST JACKY BOY
>>24967876
Should I have paid 30 for a street hooker?
250 is fine especially if it was that chick in your picture
i pay 300 / hr usually for high class hookers with huge tits and its totally worth it
its just an extra 100 really cause most hookers go for 200 but they're skanky
>>24967932
Where do you pick them up? Any tips on avoiding being caught by the police?
>>24966434
>aids
nah, you don't have aids. It's hard to get that from fucking a girl. You're more likely to have herpes, hpv, or some std that is curable like gonorrhea.
>>24966518
HAHAHAHAAH
YOU PAID 250 FOR THAT?
MY GOD YOU GOT HAVE YOURSELF A HIGHCLASS LATINA ESCORT THAT WONT LET YOU CUM WITHIN 3 MINUTES AND PRETENDS TO LIKE YOU
>>24967976
She wasn't Latina. She was white
>>24967994
I said, for that money you COULD have had yourself a highclass latina escort that fakes to like being with you and will even let you cum twice etc
>>24968040
All Latinas are fat. I've never seem a Latina over 25 that isn't 300lbs
>>24967967
i live in vancouver and theres 0 police stings if you use backpage
>>24966518
>http://annarbor.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/selfie-shelby-call-me-please-real-pics-7343293957-outcalls-also/21616745
She is the real Eggwoman
Reminder for OP, it takes 3 months for hiv / other shit to show up on a test, so you have to wait that long first. Chances are lower to contract it as the penetrative partner whether you fuck Boi Pucci or not. Bring a condor next time. ~caw caw~
>>24967234
Westland/livonia area
>>24968231
She's not ugly but she looks trashy as fuck. You paid too much I would of done it and really enjoyed it (love taking guys virginity) just for an xbox1 and witcher 3 maybe a steam controler too. But I would spend the night with you and talk about anime and video games and stuff. I think I'm about as hot as this girl just minus the tattoos and general aids look.
>>24967913
Probably. Instead you paid $250 for a street hooker.
There are so many fucking threads like this where a guy loses his virginity and is suddenly convinced he has aids. If getting aids was that easy then everyone would be fucking dead, retards
>>24968945
end your life fucking whore
>>24968945
smells like bait itt
>>24966582
lol I used to work for the public defender in AnnArbor and I represented a bunch of those girls.
You have ALL the std's now buddy. Sorry. Your dick is going to turn green and rot right off your body.
>>24966518
>Faith
This is next-level ironing.
>>24968945
I don't watch that shit. But it would've been nicer to kiss a grill besides a prostatute
>>24969230
You kissed a prostitute that you bought of backpage? Dude, I am trying to eat. Please stap
>>24966434
>Multiple ads in different cities
Fuck off liar.
