>Daily reminder if your under 5'8" you may as well kill yourself.
Yah I know some say 5'10" but thats a meme. Any man 5'8" will not be slowed down on getting a woman.
I'm talking about the real manlets like me 5'6" failure race here.
I'll never have a girl cause of it. Anyone here know these feels?
thread music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ryDOy3AosBw
>>24963614
Just so you know guys, this isn't true. Im maybe 5"7 and I've slept with women taller than me. It's only one factor. You can still make it.
>>24963705
theres always one of these guys in these threads.
i wish i was 6'2. that's alpha height
Just get leg surgery and stop bitching already. It's possible if you actually wanted to you'd try harder to get there
>>24963614
>I'll never have a girl cause of it.
I fucking hate people like you.
>I-I'll never have a gf b-because of this
>I wish I was a 6'5" socially awkward creepy virgin
You'll never have a gf because of social anxiety and because you spend your fucking time on a website crying about >muh life is """hard""" girls live easy mode roastie reeee chad normie gtfo
I'm 6'1" and still a virgin at 24 but at least I'm honest : I'm skinny (which sucks like mad when you're tall, manlets will never know the feel, and tobequitehonest I wish I didn't), not really good looking and I can't talk to a fucking girl
https://youtu.be/sX6I2NrguAs
OP, your problem is that you're a neckbeard, not that you're short.
>>24964122
As a 6"4 man. If your a beta being tall doesn't matter
>implying guys 5'5-5'9 aren't god tier
>>24964378
*your problem is that you're also a neckbeard, on top of being short.
5'4" here.
Last night I had a dream that it was Halloween and I dressed up as Sofia the First for some reason. Also, Trihex was my friend and he was in a wheelchair for some reason.
I don't get it either.
>>24964281
I hate whiny retard scum like you.
You're sad that you can't get a gf because you're a fucking loser. Well guess what, if you're a manlet, you can't get a gf no matter what just based on the fact that you look like a lankier version of gimli.
>>24964473
>You're sad that you can't get a gf because you're a fucking loser
Oh guess what, you can't get a gf because you're a loser as well. I've seen 5'6" guys with girlfriends but hey, they weren't losers (at least I guess)
Can someone dump their manlet folder please?
>tfw 5'9
Feels slightly below average, man. Kinda sucks
>>24964764
All I've got
>>24964641
>I've seen 5'6" guys with girlfriends but hey, they weren't losers (at least I guess)
Exactly, they had to massively compensate for their curse, their manletism.
Your height isn't a curse, but a gift that works to your advantage. Now imagine being the same massive piece of shit that you are except now you're 5'5. Your world is even more dim now.
>being a manlet
>[current year]
>>24963750
I'm 4'10'' and I've fucked 10 women xDD It's not about height guise
I'm totally not lying
>>24964212
Leg surgery sucks. Better to wear elevator shoes
>>24964764
I got you covered, pham.
Facts and memes.
manlets getting btfo in every aspect of life
>>24964944
>Being tall
>A gift
Choose one. Unless you can spend your life to the gym you look like a disgusting lanklet. As I said, you'll never know the feels.
This man is a multimillionaire and still places so much emphasis on height.
What does that tell you?
Is there anything more off putting than a man who couldn't even make it to an adult height?
These manlets do it to themselves tbhfam
>daily pity party thread
>daily rub lemon juice and salt on my wounds thread
>>24966125
It tells me that you "tall, ripped qt chads" spend your night making fun of small people on a website
>5'9" masterrace
>Not tall, not a midget
>>24965877
|not naming the file "When a manlet tries to be alpha"
4/10, wasted potential
>>24966179
>manlet detected
What's life like all the way down there, Jr?
>>24966125
That's just sad man
>>24966181
Careful, buddy. Your overcompensation is shows.
>>24963614
>I'm 6'4
>there's a qt grill at my work that's taller than me
Why am I such a manlet?
>h-height doesn't matter guise
>i-it's just a meme!
These threads make me feel good about myself.
I'm mentally fucked up, a big fucking autist, but at least I'm 6'1.
I gave up on women so I don't care I am short anymore
>>24966316
Fuck, the bar has been raised even further.
6'4 is manlet now. You probably have to be like 6'7 to make it out of manlet mode.
If your height starts with 5, you probably should just end your life or become a trap.
>>24963614
>tfw 5'6
There is no God for the God I once knew has deserted me
>>24966318
all those guys are sexually successful men because they didn't wallow in self pity about their height and became a successful person IN GENERAL.
ONE FEATURE ABOUT YOU DOESN'T DEFINE YOU, UNLESS YOU LET IT.
I'm 5'6, could probably get a grill but it isn't even desirable. When you're this unattractive she'll only ever be settling for you and will more than likely kek you.
>>24966391
>>24966316
Just confirming you worst manlet fears.
>>24966454
Shut up, you fucking manlet.
>>24966454
>didn't wallow in self pity about their height
Yeah, and them standing on their toes is totally not relevant !
>>24963614
you can't get laid because you are a faggot
>>24966391
6'0'' is the official manlet cutoff. It's not even a meme, it's true both irl and on 4chad.
>>24966605
That only one of those actors who even reaches 6' is Chris Hemsworth.
>>24966671
Well done, my friend. How does it feel to be an actual man?
>tfw 5'8"
>tfw I want a tall 6ft+ gf
>never go outside enough to see if there are any who are interested in short guys like me
>>24966505
How is she a model? She isn't even that great looking. I see girls that look like her or better daily who work at coffee shops/target
>>24966695
Feels gr8
how many guys that are 5'7'' or below would date a 5'9'' black girl?
>>24967021
I would tbch senpai
Is it possible for them to ever learn?
>>24967423
how far will this go. like next is a quark listed at 5'10
>>24967553
5'9" is Planck distance
>>24963614
I hate all this god damn 5'7 and 5'10 lanklets all insecure about their height because of a /fit/ meme - try being 5'5 motherfuckers
>>24967751
>try being 5'5 motherfuckers
I did when I was 10.
>>24967807
>10.
fuck off only manlets for life can say they have it tough
>>24963614
>thought i was 5'9''
>see this thread and measure myself
>mfw actually just over 5'10''
>tfw the average white male is 5'11''
Only one inch away from being average.
>>24967553
>>24967744
6'0" entire observable universe
5'11 99/100" one millionth of a planck
I'm fine with being 5'9 since I'm slim enough to pull the illusion of "tallishness". Thank fuck I never took lifting seriously, it might have fucked up my physique permanently.
>>24968493
>I'm fine with being 5'9 since I'm slim enough to pull the illusion of "tallishness"
iktf
>>24968066
>Thought I was 5'10"
>measure
>5'8"
>>24968594
hahhaa please kill yourself.
>go to doctors a few days ago
>ok let's measure your weight and height! :))
>grimace, i know what's coming next
>take off my platform shoes
>take off my padded socks
>step under the ruler thing
>stand up straight, feet against the wall
>ok! please step forward so i can see :))
>she looks at the measurement
>double checks it
>OK!
>Five
>my heart is racing, i can feel the blood in my mouth
>Eleven
>tears well up in my eyes, i grit my teeth in shame and anger
>Point
>can't control myself anymore, start to pee in fear
>Five :)
>entire office full of women, from children to old ladies, starts to laugh
>it begins slowly, then gradually increases in decibel
>soon they are shrieking, wiping the tears from their eyes as they laugh at me, they all laugh at me
>snapchats are taken, facebook posts are made
>i am quickly become a laughingstock, the jester of the entire town
>i want to die
>>24968793
nice one to be the utmost of honesty
>>24968118
>tfw 4 different number between 178,7 and 179,4 cm are all 5'10,5"
Nice fucking system, amerifats
is 5' 11'' manlet status?
I really feel like I'm a manlet
>>24969699
IRL no, here absolutely, kill yourself midget
Will they ever become educated?
>>24963614
i am 5'3
i dont want to live
Who else /5'11"/ here?
>>24964212
>be 5'6
>get leg surgery
>now be 5'9 at the most and permanently debilitated
Retard
>>24969828
>>24967423
>pic related
my fucking sides have been destroyed, like a manlet's chance in business or with women
>thought I was 6'2"
>2 inches taller
>tfw found out 6'4"
5'10 here, huge arms and body.
Actual tall guys talk about "us the big guys" including me.
I could probably claim 6 ft+ and get away with it, because of my body.
Just lift and get a bigger body and you'll be fine.
>>24963614
I'm 5'4, am i ded?
>>24969963
Better than being a manlet
If it was socially acceptable to trap in public (and not by degenerates, but by society at large) I'd totally do it. At 5'4" and 96 lbs who looks 16, there's no real point to live as an adult man nearing his 30s.
>>24963614
>tfw 5'4
I hate everything
>>24972226
Jesus man, those stats are fucking horrific. Are you azn?
>>24972226
kek, what the fuck? I'm the same height as you but I weight 160lbs. Do you guys not eat or something?
>am 6'2"
>cousin is 6'7"
>on uncle is 6'7", and the other 6'8"
>every time we meet up for christmas I get to spend a week in a manlet's shoes.
It's definitely a weird feeling.
Helps my posture, though. So there's that.
>>24972273
No. European and Latino. I look white.
>tfw stopped growing at 5'6"
>had successful relationships in high school before girls got done growing
>now that i'm an adult even the girls in my height range just want the tall guys
J
U
S
T
>>24972371
>European
>Latino
Pick one and only, dirty beaner.
>>24972420
I'm ethically both, retard. Get over it.
>>24972420
no, make me
>>24963614
Pete Wentz is 5'6". Zayn Malik is 5'7". Ringo Starr was like 5'6". Vladimir Putin is like 5'6" or 5'7". Joseph Stalin was 5'5". I could go on. Your height isn't by any means an advantage, but I have faith that you can still go places in life.
>>24972498
You're a manlet so your opinion doesn't matter.
>>24972011
Anything is better than being a manlet
>>24972849
Would you choose premature balding over being a manlet? what about really bad acne scars and acne on your face lasting to your 20s-30s?
>>24964395
this
being above average height won't do shit if you're still a sperg
I can back that up from personal experience
>>24966239
Kevin Hart looks like such a tool next to Shaq. He kinda looks displeased.
>>24972711
Men at the apex of the social pyramid don't count.
>>24972888
Yep. Those things are fixable, unlike being a manlet
>>24972888
I would. For baldness I'd just shave my head, it's such a common hairstyle nobody would think anything of it.
Acne scars are unfortunate but at least you can save up from wageslaving and have surgery to fix it. Either way a 6'+ guy with acne beats a comparable 5'9 without acne every time.
>>24972997
>acne scarring
>fixable
Clearly you never had acne
>>24963614
Oh boy I just made the cut off. Thanks family
It's ok as long as you are white and rich and famous height doesn't matter....
LOL
nope not even then actually.
Our lizard brains equate height with masculinity and dominance.
5'10" is not a meme
I'm 5'11" and when I see a guy with a pretty girl there is about an 80% chance he is a full head length taller than me.
>6'1
>on hrt
any of you who are like 5'4 want to trade
>>24972888
why not all of them?
>tfw
>>24973021
maintaining a bald head would be way too much work senpai
as always, some pasta:
>If you're 6 feet tall, you probably earn about $6,000 more than the equally qualified 5-foot-6-inch"
>an extra inch of height can be worth an extra $1,000 a year
http://edition.cnn.com/2007/US/Careers/02/02/cb.tall.people/
http://www.slate.com/articles/arts/everyday_economics/2002/03/short_changed.html
http://www.businessinsider.com/if-you-have-any-of-these-20-physical-features-your-pay-check-will-probably-be-higher-2011-2?op=1&IR=T
>manlet glass ceiling
>90% of CEO's are above average height, only 3% are "manlets"
http://www.jonathanrauch.com/jrauch_articles/height_discrimination_short_guys_finish_last/index.html
http://www.timothy-judge.com/Height%20paper--JAP%20published.pdf
>We found a twofold higher risk of suicide in short men
http://www.cbsnews.com/news/height-and-suicide/
http://ajp.psychiatryonline.org/doi/full/10.1176/appi.ajp.162.7.1373
>Dr David Frederick, a psychology professor at Chapman University in California, said: 'These findings confirm that height is relevant on the mating market.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-3255040/Sorry-gentleman-size-DOES-matter-Short-men-fewer-sexual-partners-taller-peers.html
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2524568/Size-matters-online-dating-Short-men-taller-counterparts.html
http://blog.okcupid.com/index.php/the-biggest-lies-in-online-dating/
tl;dr
6K less annually.
1/10th the chance of advancing your career relative to an average/tall person
2:1 suicide rate to tall & average men (while only being 33% of the male population)
less chance of finding love
5'5 reporting in. Funny how these threads always made me feel like shit. Now I'm pretty much doped up on SSRIs and don't give a fuck. Medications are the answer, fellow manlets.
5'1'' masterrace here
daily reminder that there is nothing wrong with being 5'6 - 5'10 and you'll still get pussy.
true suffering is <5'5
>tfw I measure my height every few months and it's always 5'7"
always hoping I might have grown just a little bit. but I'm 21 now and I haven't grown since I was 16
>tfw a tall guy looks down at you
There's nothing worse than feeling inferior
>>24963614
>that feel when 5'8
Whew
Me and Rand Paul are safe
>tfw 5'6" and it's too late to go trap mode
One chance at life.
You literally just have to compensate in other areas like with any other deficiency
>mfw I've always though I was 5'7" but I'm actually 5'8", which means 5'9" with shoes
could be worse I guess
>>24975002
>yfw manlet mandarinfish are literal keks who get off on watching a bull fuck their crush
>>24963614
i have a friend who's 5"6 and he scores chicks every single time we go out to clubs together
it's about confidence and charm guys, height really, really doesn't matter very much
>>24963614
Just 5'10 would be a good height god please help me
>>24974846
Don't worry anon that's a great height for actors!
You guys are never apt to use actual logic or reason in any of your threads, so I've done you all a favor and performed some statistical analysis on height:
>Average height for male Americans: 5 feet 9.5 inches
>Standard deviation of height for male Americans: 2.8 inches
Let us define a manlet to be a man in the bottom 20% of male height.
Using a normal distribution curve, we can calculate the Z-score for the 20th-percentile to be -0.84
-0.84 * 2.8 = 2.352, or about -2.4
5 feet 9.5 - 2.4 inches = 5 feet 7.1
Therefore, 5 feet 7.1 is the OFFICIAL MANLET CUTOFF POINT if we accept the above definition of manlet as the bottom 20% of men
Furthermore:
>Average height for female Americans: 5 feet 4.0 inches
>Standard deviation of height for female Americans: 2.4 inches
Let us calculate what percentage of women a manlet at the cutoff point of 5 feet 7.1 is taller than.
5 feet 7.1 - 5 feet 4.0 = 3.1 inches
3.1 inches / female std. deviation of 2.4 inches = 1.29 (rounded to nearest hundredth)
Using a normal distribution curve, we can calculate the percentage for the Z-score of +1.29 to be 90.1%
This means that the manlet cutoff point of 5 feet 7.1 is also the height surpassed by 10% of women, nicely adding to our previous definition of manlet.
Therefore, I propose that we formally define manlet to be any man 5 feet 7 or below, for two reasons: he is shorter than 80% of men and 10% of women.
>Discuss
Sources:
>Normal distribution curve tool
http://www.mathsisfun.com/data/standard-normal-distribution-table.html
>Standard deviation stats
http://biology.stackexchange.com/questions/9730/what-is-the-standard-deviation-of-adult-human-heights-within-sexes
5'6 here
If you guys want to score with girls, it's just a numbers game.
And as a manlet, you need a minigun firing at girls to hit something, but you will hit.
>>24975631
My understanding is that the human distribution has fatter tails than a normal distribution, so the cuttoff would be skewed down a bit.
>>24963614
>always thought I was 6'2" the perfect height
>buddy comes back from college
>he's 6'3
>tells me there is no way I'm 6'2, says I've gotten taller
>call him out on it, get a tape measure and check my height
>I've grown to 6'3"
Not like height matters, we're both autistic even at 'alpha height'
>>24972929
I couldn't ima(nlet)gine why
>>24963614
If your short, find a girlfriend that's shorter than you.
Its not hard
>>24974763
hello fellow 5'1 brother
>>24977772
You know what to do, cheers.
>>24975058
He's probably just really good looking.
>>24963614
>6'3''
>average looks
>doesn't matter because I'm a sperg
>>24966700
i know that feel senpai
you sound like mejust taller
>>24966370
Why else do you think these sarcastic threads exist
>>24972711
Don't ruin the fun anon. It's all they have.
>>24979285
I'm 5'6 and this is the only place I can vent family.
Even people who advocate for acceptance for body image issues make fun of me for saying I want to kill myself for being a megamanlet.
>>24975631
Seeing as women want men taller than they are, we can safely assume anyone over 5'4 can find a gf, by your calculations only 10 percent of women are over 5'7.
In closing no matter what you can make it, but hight isn't our problem. We're just fucking retarded.
>>24980116
Forgot link
https://yougov.co.uk/news/2014/07/11/ideal-height-56-woman-511-man/
>>24964467
Thanks for the laugh
original
>>24963614
>mfw 5'8
>mfw taller with boots
>mfw a good amount of anons put me barely above manlet height
>mfw ive dated 6'1 girls
>mfw I like being 5'8
>mfw you are all fagit
So 5'10 1/2" is okay?
>tfw 5'9
>there's still hope
>>24963614
>tfw 5'11 with shoe
>always say i'm 6' and no one can tell the difference
i know im not a manlet but still feels mediocre.
i wish i was 6'1 or 6'2
>>24963614
daily reminder that the ravage European hight is 6'.
if you're under 6', you're statistically a manlet, this is a fact.
>>24981497
fug off with your eurocentrism shitlord
>>24981497
Our handy cutoff equivalent to the 6ft standard is 180cm, which is less than 6'0''(probably 5'11'' in freedom units).
>>24963614
>never have a girl cause of it
I'm 6'1" but I'm a hungry skeleton and not physically imposing or impressive at all. I'm pretty sure I look short to women despite my height.
>>24963614
6'1.
Havent had sex in 2 years.
Havent had a conversation with another person who isnt family in a year.
Just a tall robo senpai.
>>24965877
Oh, you crazy Turks.
