>Relative had a party yesterday
>Cute girl friends of hers filling up balloons
>Steal them and huff the air
Still got two of these bad boys
>>24963244
What does her breath taste like, anon?
>>24963265
Not as warm, since this is two days after the party. I think it just smells generically like a girl. It's a shame people popped the rest of the balloons and I only have two now.
>>24963290
Can I see pics of the balloons?
I wanna see what a qt 3.14 breath balloon looks like pls
>>24963316
It's just a generic blue balloon anon, nothing special. Air is invisible.
>>24963356
i just want to be as close to the moment as you are and live vicariously through your escapades.
>>24963523
k one sec though
>>24963523
here you go then
>>24963696
Wow, this is incredible. Do you think someone like me could do the same? How did you sneak the balloon out?
>>24963803
I just picked it up and took it with me. I'm sure you could do it too. I'd be willing to sell this balloon btw if anyone wants it.
>>24963696
Can you cum on it and post pics anon
>>24964158
popped or full?
>>24963696
Cum on it you filthy spic
>>24964232
Full so it dribbles down it
>>24963244
This has to be the most degenerate thing on the planet. I hope you have been disowned
>>24964237
>>24964253
I'm gonna need half an hour. Thread might 404. If not, I'll post pics.
>>24964366
Have you finished yet?
>be invited to relatives birthday party
>its for my niece who is turning 10
>double digits so you know what that means
>mother didnt know I actually want to see her on this fine day
>mother said I had to get out and see family more, and that I would not get my nightly milking if I didnt go
>I ruse her into believing that I actually dont want to go but will anyway so maybe she wont wear a glove for tonight's milking session
>once we arrive at the party I decide before I seek the little flowerying young adult, that I want to charge my batteries on the cake
>I try to get by everyone in the house as quickly and quietly as I can
>it goes without fail except for acouple of times some older relatives said "oh anon! how big youve gotten!!" and tried to hung me
>I just didnt make eye contact and slithered through their arms past them without trouble
>after what felt like hous of searching I made it to the kitchen
>i was in the process of opening the fridge to see if the cake was in there but something caught my attention
>I smelled something so sweet that I had to stop in my tracks
>I look to my side and see my aunts filling up balloons for the party
>one of them must have leaked some air and had been picked up by my sensors
>I had no choice but to follow my instincts
>i snatch the balloon that the bday girls mother was filling up and suck all of the air in
>it seemed as if the air went from the balloon directly into my erection instead of my lungs
>"oh my god anon! where is your mother!" my aunts yell
>i cant stop though
>I no longer can wait until after the ceremony and begin seeking out the birthday girl for her deflowering
>I carefully wrap the empty balloon around my penis so I dont damage her innocence
>I come running into the living room where her and her young friends are playing and charge her, penis first
>before I can come into piercing range I was taken over the head with a metal fire poker from her father
I didnt even get my miking that night
>>24965161
Thanks for the green text OP.
Really clarifies the situation
>>24965756
I'm OP. Sorry, I haven't started yet because I was talking to my dad on the phone.
>>24965756
not OP. I just write green text stories
>>24965161
>>milking
