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Would you date a gender-swapped version of yourself? >25
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Would you date a gender-swapped version of yourself?

>25 year old virgin
>not fat
>lives with parents
>plays videogames, drinks beer, and watches anime

Sounds like my perfect waifu.
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>>24963117
YES! LIFE WOULD BE SO MUCH EASIER! WHERE CAN I SIGN?!?
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>>24963117
of course
>loyal
>average, and fit
>good career prospects
your gender swap sounds like a redflag op
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Definitely. As testosterone-filled I am (Terminator-tier face), I could imagine my estrogen-filled counterpart.
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I had a dream I met a successful normalfag version of myself.
I then strangled my other self to death
I wonder what that means.
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>>24963117
What doujin is thta?
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In all honesty, I don't think I'd like me if I met myself.
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I met a girl who was like me :( she rejected me and ever since then I became a robot.
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>>24963117
She would be way out of my league
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>>24963117
but they would look exactly like sister
i think it would be too awkward
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Absolutely, at least in terms of personality. The only problem would be that I personally lack one of my biggest physical turn-ons (blue eyes, mine are dark brown).
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>Thin
>Takes pride in appearance
>Competitive as fuck
>Good taste
>Direct and honest

fuck yeah I would
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Guess what, any chick who has a moderate level of intelligence, isn't vapid and has a personality.. ISN'T fat and has hobbies while being a virgin is a top 5% female.
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No. No I wouldn't.
I know me. I kind of hate me.
If I saw a female version of me I'd probably hate her too.
Plus she'd be just as ugly and fat as me so there would be no mutual sexual attraction.
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>>24963117
she would have all of my fetishes right? if so why not
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>lazy, chubby, but cute
>high IQ
>cinephile
>absolutely patrician taste in music
>doesn't drink coffee

i'd give her the old lickaroo
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I'm not Chad so she wouldn't date me.
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>>24963254
if ur gender-swapped version of u is as retarded or delusional as u i feel sorry
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>>24963266
Fucking yourself isn't incest. It's masturbation at best.
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>>24963271
stay jelly brah <3
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>>24963266
it is not incest
the word is selfcest
and yes thats a thing
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Yeah I probably would desu. Of course due to how pathetic women are even the worst of men would be pretty top tier if he was a woman.
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>>24963117
I most definitely would.
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>>24963186
It showcases you refusal of normie-ism, good job senpai
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>>24963303

You =/= a functioning brain
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No, I hate myself
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Rule 63 me would have been diagnosed through autism, pigeon-holed as a violent nut by school councilors, penalize for the most trivial shit, would have picked up criminal habits in juvie, and his fat orange ass would be in prison right now. Even if he weren't currently locked up, the trauma of being an eccentric faggoty retard on hardmode would make him too violent for me.
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>>24963330
Hello dumb anime poster who can't even spell.
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Probably not. I'm too clingy and not all there.
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>>24963117
I'd date a clone of me.

>monthly 1v1 competitions (Smash, yugioh) to determine who is bottom and top for the month
>Gain gains together and mold bodies into delicious mirror images
>Have a companion that finally understands me

Gets me rock hard just thinking about it.
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A female me would be well intentioned but have neither the drive or ability to deliver on her promises or achieve her goals. She will mean well, but not know how to please. She will follow the path others want her to follow, because she can not think of one herself.
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>>24963352
Manstery/Enigma.png would be like a horrible Vyro 54m50n crossbreed.
But he's probably break down and show us pictures of his tiny wiener, which would be funny.
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Hey faggots guess what, there's already gender swapped versions of yourself but men and women value different things.

A woman values EVERYTHING, a guy values sex.

So a female virgin's male equivalent is Chad. (high quality)

A r9k robot's female equivalent is a vapid slut who isn't loyal (low quality)

You DON'T want the female version of you, she's just a dumb whore.
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>>24963338
tuff ruck
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>>24963117
I give you a beer for that pic senpai, thanks.
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>>24963352
don't forget attention whore
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>>24963117
No. I need someone with opposite personality but same values
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>>24963431
I'm only a whore for people I love tho
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>18
>only had sex with one person
>thin
>well dressed
Sure. I don't see why not.
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Question: If me and my gender-swapped version had children would they be incest retards?

If the answer is yes then my answer is no
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>>24963434
I should clarify that none of those horrible things happened to me, because females in the public school system don't get drugged or incarcerated for being some fashion of retarded.
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>green eyes
>nice brown hair
>thin
>not muscular

Physically she'd probably be good but my personality wouldn't mix well with itself.
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>>24963478
I bet you don't even know how "love" works, Chad can bring out the same exact feelings that you get from love. Men with ridiculously high social skills, money and looks know exactly how to trigger "love" and can make thousands of women "love" them.
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yes. but gender-swapped me would probably be out looking for BBC
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>24 year old 0
>slept with 16 guys so roastie -
>likes anime and reading 0
>suicidal and self harms -
>does psychedelic drugs +
>shit job 0
>horny af +
>in the army reserves -

Prob not
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>>24963506
also
>virgin
>18
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No
We would literally just fuck endlessly till a pool of our bodily fluids builds up and destroys whatever we are copulating on top of. Nothing would ever get done. NEET's locked into a perpetual dance of furious, lustful, loving sex.

On second thought what the shit am I saying, Fuck yea I would
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Does she look like me? If not, then yes, absolutely.
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>>24963487
They would, as children who are the products of incest are, be at a much higher risk for recessive deformities.
It wouldn't be a sure thing though.
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>>24963117
>two subs
Wouldn't work
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>Le mad mod about incest thread
my sides
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>forgot my pic
i just got pranked
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>>24963507
But I dont want just "love" from good looking guys. I want that Pam and Jim tier love you know? I want my world to look brighter the second my SO walks into the room.
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>>24963117
If it was a legit feminine version of me (not just me with tits) then yeah
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>>24963491
I should clarify that I really do not care and regret giving you the satisfaction of finding someone replied to your Blogpost. Take care
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>>24963117
>Would you date a gender-swapped version of yourself?
F U C K . N O
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>>24963595
Oh.
I thought your initial post was sympathetic because I'm at the functional level of someone with Down's.
My apologies.
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>fat
>lazy
>acne
Nigga I'd date anyone
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>>24963117
Yes. Gender Bender is my fetish, and I want someone who understands me.
http://exhentai.org/g/588136/a00d4b2037/
>>24963431
I just want a female clone. Or swap genders at will, whichever.
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>>24963487
>>24963557
>>24963860
Preferably with my hereditary disease edited out.
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>>24963117
>overweight
>bad hygiene
>Shit taste in music
>Jewfro
>Lives with parents

Yeah why not
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