Who here /finals tomorrow/?
Shh.. can you hear that? It's the sound of my penis slipping slowly into your mouth...
Into your mouth...
already finished senpai
>>24963007
i am so fucked
Who here /cheat sheet/ for finals? One of mine allowed 3 pages, front and back.
I'm scared of failing, I can't afford to drop out of school because I'll probably go homeless and die. Why the hell is life or death down to something this trivial. Why is 65% the pass mark instead of 50% here. Hold me robots.
>>24963007
i've already got a 4.0 bitches. who's jealous?
>>24964634
I've spent all day making a cheat sheet for physics. My only other final is open book. Feels gutt man
>school fucks up
>they scheduled two of my exams same day, same time
>bring this up with the department
>they are going to let me write one later in the day
>after first exam, ask my classmates what to expect in my second one
>prepared for all the questions, likely got 100%
>mfw jerking off and playing videogames later that night
>tfw 3 finals in one day
>tfw have to move out the same day
>>24963007
Mine is on Thursday.
>>24963007
Got my math final tommorow. I should be studying but instead Im just shitposting on various boards since no matter how well I do Im probably failing the class anyway
>>24963007
not me )))))
blox
I got finals tomorrow.
Im about to get some sleep so i can be rested before it.
good luck guys, i know i need it.
ive already accepted im going to fail everything tomorrow and this coming week. sweet surrender. unencompassable bliss
>>24966443
>failed trips
is this a bad sign?
>>24964634
Jesus Christ what it is, an Organic Chemistry class or something? Three pages front and back must be fucking nothing if that's allowed.
>>24963063
dont cut yourself on that edge there kiddo
>>24963007
Ochem's going balls deep in my ass tomorrow
>>24966502
A required statistics course for engineering students. There was actually a lot of blank space on them, even after notes and example problems.
>>24964634
I remember I made a cheat sheet had one double sided cheat sheet for physics I.
None of what I learnt I've written on the cheat sheet applied to the actual exam...
Yep, been cramming all weekend to make up for being lazy as fuck for the majority of the semester.
I have 2 finals tomorrow, calc 1 and chem 111.
I got a notecard for calc, and i'm pretty good in chem, but i'm fucking worried to death because I need a good grade
anons, help
enjoy your massive student debts educuks, if only you had parents that loved you
Tomorrow will be the day I am finally put out of med school. It is the only thing about me anyone is proud of and just the fact that I will have to do resists will disappoint my parents beyond what I can cope with.
see you on the other side, senpaitachi.
>>24968173
>sempaitachi
wtf is my autocorrect doing
Final for an easy Linux admin course tomorrow
I only need 54% to get an A in the course
>>24963007
I wish. I graduated this year.
>tfw you will never have comfy as fuck philosophy and English finals
>tfw you forget all you've learned cuz you smoke too much weed
I think I wanna be a teacher brobots
>>24963007
finished today bitch. enjoy hell week.
>>24966378
I'm with this guy, math final tomorrow I should be studying but here I am. Why am I such a lazy fuck
>>24963007
Finished a while back, 4 HDs out of 4 units.
>tfw I'm not even pleasantly surprised because thats what I expected.
>>24963007
>These are your best years anon!
>>24967804
Getting kucked by control systems, my man?
>>24968432
yeah, what you studyin senpai?
>Retaking Calc 1 for third time
>Yes, I know I'm a fucking dumbass
>Last 2 times didn't do the work, got D's
>Need a C (70+) to go to Calc 2
>Currently have ~75
>No motivation for EE, so I don't study
>MFW Final is worth 35% of my grade
>>24968778
Finished my academic courses in elec eng 4 months ago.
>>24963007
Same here, but i plan on not even going.
Fuck that. Im out.
>>24968395
>dropped out of college
>went back to college after half a year
>dropping out again,finally knowing that I'll never do this shit again
Feels great, man
I'm fucked. I failed both of my midterms. I haven't been studying. I haven't read the textbook. I skipped a few lectures. I fucked up on the labs. I'm failing for sure.
I don't know what's gonna happen from here. I'm signed up for the next chem class, but failing this one will disqualify me from continuing.
>>24963007
>tfw poised to get a 90% in math
>Take final
>"wow that was a little tough but I'm pretty sure I'll get a b+ at least"
>get 46% on final
>C in class
>>24968838
elec engineering here too, got 1 semester left. what industry are you in, if you don't mind me asking?
reposted w. correct quote
>>24969022
Oil and gas. Bretty good but the industry is in a rut right now (at least here in Canada).
>>24968173
which country/med school?
>>24969020
>"wow that was a little tough but I'm pretty sure I'll get a b+ at least"
>get 46% on final
This is where I'm headed in 20 hours
hold me, brobots
>>24968792
http://tutorial.math.lamar.edu/pdf/Calculus_Cheat_Sheet_All.pdf
I've been using this to study f a m, hope this helps
>>24968792
Same.
>Retaking Calc 2 for the second time
>needed a 75
>got a 36 or lower on the 3 in class exams
>final this week
I can only hope for a 50.
I'm failing my csc class too.
I'm done though, changing my major and dropping out of this college.
>>24969555
thanks mane!
calc 2 has been shit
>>24969555
Thanks Trips, this is actually really helpful. I've never had all the formulas as easily accessible as this.
>>24969624
>>24969700
np f a ms, i get two index cards to write on so i'm trying to fit a lot of this stuff on there
>>24969757
Damn that's pretty sweet. My prof tried to get us a cheat sheet but the coordinator said no.
Right here...
>Doing pretty well in my classes (A's for the most part).
>There's one fucking class, statistics, that I'm miserably failing in.
>55 Average, no more tests for the year, all that's left is the final.
>If I pass the fucking final, the professor said she'd pass me with a 65 or so.
>Test is on Tuesday and I should be studying like hell right now.
>Instead I'm wasting my days on fucking 4chan.
I just have no motivation to pick up the textbook or reread the notes and study, I just fucking don't at this point.
Most likely I'm just going to bullshit and put all the formulas into the notes section of the TI-83 Calculator and say, fuck it.
>>24963007
>mfw I only need 35% on the test to get a B in the class
>>24964879
I'm glad that your first quarter of freshman year is going so well kiddo, but no, I'm not jealous.
Not me senpai. I was done with my finals by last Wednesday.
>tfw 100s on 4 of my 5 final
Feels good taking shit-tier liberal arts courses>tfw D+ in a class because I didn't do the homework
I always trip right before the finish line.
>>24969859
>freshman year, first semester
>taking a Japanese class because closet-weeb
>98 average going into finals
>oral presentation for half of my final grade in a Japanese class
>get a 95, professor tells me I could make a 70 on the written portion of the final and still make an A in the course
>end up with a B+ because I missed so many classes I automatically lost 10% off my total grade
RIP.
>Chem final wednesday
>No cheat sheets allowed, final destination
>Going to try cramming a bunch of notes onto my calculator and pray nobody finds out
wish me luck, robots
>>24970070
Good luck anon, I'm >>24969826 and I'll be doing the same thing for Statistics.
Thankfully my professor is literally 82 years old, so I highly doubt she'd check the calculators beforehand or make you clear them.
>tfw dropped out of college a week before finals
I was passing all my classes too, had an A in a couple of them.
Who else /devilish/ here?
three finals in the next three days, so fucked
>>24963007
Electromagnetic fields and waves baby, I'm ready
it starts on tuesday. ugghhhh I hate studying. I really don't want to and probably am not going to. fuck.
>>24968792
ru in my class senpai
>EE final tmmrw at 8 worth 35%
how fucked are you
>easy as fuck java final tomorrow
>exam allows for a cheat sheet too
ezpz
>EE and CS finals tommorrw
>Borderline C/A in both
>Studying my ass off but not sure its gonna be enough
Who /understands concepts but gets fucked by little things/ here
>Had a dream I was late for finals
>At parent's house for some reason
>School was an hour away
>Couldn't get my shit packed up quickly enough
>Resolved to say fuck it and just fail that class
>Woke up dreading to have to go through the real thing now
>Remembered I graduated 2 years ago
>Proceeded to play Fallout 4 for the next 6 hours
Sucks to be you guys I guess. I would suggest leaving this site since it will only distract you.
>had a final on saturday
>wake up early, go do it and return home
>take a nap for a few hours
>wake up, look at the clock
>panicked as fuck thinking I missed the final by a long shot
>remember that I already did it and go back to napping for another hour
>mfw I woke up and the same thing happened again
My life is a rollercoaster of emotions
>obligations on wednesday
>criminal on friday
lads
who else here wants to blow their brains out just thinking about their final tomorrow and how they havnt studied
>tried to fall asleep at 1AM
>4:30AM now
>only have 3 more days to study before my micro comp
>don't know shit yet
>clock is ticking
>my brain is too fucked to function without sleep as of now
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
MY OWN BRAIN IS KEKING ME
>mol bio final tomorrow
>1500 enzymes and proteins to memorize
>50 diesases and symptoms to memorize
>30 variations of dna base structure to memorize and draw on the exam
>halfway done
Am I fucked or fucked?
Fucking dna
lol bitches complaining about not doing well in school. Literally, if you've done your work all semester, you should be competent for the final without even trying that hard.
boo hoo, finals. i know you don't go to parties, so what exactly is your excuse for not studying? were you not aware that people who get elite marks actually can get a job pretty easily?
>>24968792
>>24970991
The worst part of my situation is nobody knows I'm retaking the class. I'm going to show up tomorrow and anywhere between 5 and 20+ people I consider at least acquaintances will find out I'm a second year still taking Calc 1. It's so humiliating I seriously thought about just disappearing for a while and travelling the country/world.
>have finals on Tuesday and Thursday
passing 2 of my classes, doing meh in one and failing another
>need 88 on final for class I'm failing
I've been studying my fucking ass off. thank god that exam is on Thursday.
OSU
Physics 1251 final
Fuck
who /quarter system/ here?
finished my shit last week, am now comfy and get to shitpost for 3 weeks
i'm taking my organic chemistry 2 final tomorrow. i havent been to class in a month and currently am sitting pretty with a 60 average on the first 3 tests.
>tfw im about to legitimately fail my first college course
>calc 1 and chem tomorrow right after each other
>tfw get notecard for calc 1 and have data sheet for chem
>I just need to get Bs on both of them and I get Bs in class
I am confident in myself, but still have jitters
Any words of advice for a anxious robot?
>>24972630
Relax. Chill. Cool yourself.
Nursing School Level One
Finals Tuesday.
I need a 90 to get into Level Two
>can't pass with a final grade below an 80
>class has final tomorrow
>got A in class already so I don't have to take it
>tfw I got the date of my final wrong and didn't realize I missed it until 3 days later
i'm trying to talk to my professor to make it up somehow, but she hasn't responded to my email.
I was gonna get a solid B+/A- in that course and now i'm probably not going to do better than a C
>>24973603
Did this my freshman year for some bullshit music appreciation class, I couldn't make it up but since I had a high A going into it my grade only dropped to an 80 so I still got a B. Still pissed me off since it was such an easy fucking class and I really should have gotten an A
>>24971154
>twice in a row
wew lad. but seriously, atleast it's over with right?
got one tomorrow and i should be studying for it.
>tfw final followed by a job interview
JUST
>>24970991
I have a EE final at 8 am tomorrow (today) that is worth 35% of my grade.
I'm retaking international economics and need to get like a C on this final because it's 40% of my grade and I failed the first 2 midterms. I didn't even tell my parents I failed last semester
Should I sleep for 3 hours and study 7, or just study all night?
>>24974537
study all night
sleep always helps but is pointless if you don't know the material
>>24963007
Biggest, most difficult one is tuesday, one more after on thursday. First is done.
My gf came out to me as poly a little while back, and I just learned that, while I had a shittastic day at work, she slept with another guy for the first time since we started dating.
I don't think I'm going to be able to study.
>>24974574
dump her and then leave this board and never return for having a girlfriend
>>24964634
>be freshman
>taking physics class
>professor says the exam isn't timed, and we get a cheat sheet
>make a fucking cheat sheet rosetta stone that includes most of the book's necessary content and three practice tests w/ answers
Never even bothered to learn the material, just wrote it down and figured it out when the questions came up on the test. Stayed in the testing room for like 7 hours, but I got a 98%.
>chem
>orbitals
>molecular geometry
no finals on monday for me
wew
I FUCKINF HATE OCHEM AND NMR AND IR HOLY FUCKING SHIT
>>24974537
Study for 7 hours first, then at that point if you feel like you're adequately prepared then take the three hour nap, if not don't sleep just keep studying
>tfw had my last final Friday, semester is officially over
>finals weeks was so fucking stressful and agonizing but it's finally fucking over
>tfw shitposting curled up in my bed right now comfy as fuck
>tfw got a whole month off until next semester, gonna stay warm indoors and work through my backlog of vidya for four whole fucking weeks
I say this not to be cruel or to gloat but to motivate. I'm literally just you guys in the future. Just keep fucking pushing forward and you'll make it brahs. But if you don't study then you risk not getting to this point, since even after you've finished your finals you won't be able to truly be comfy because you'll be too busy feeling shitty that you did poorly on them. Take the time, suffer through it, and trust the constant movement of time. You'll be at the point I'm at very soon familia. Just keep fucking pushing and then we can all be comfy together. You can fucking do it.
>mfw finals in two hours and ive been up jerking off all night and morning so far
>mfw its one of those oral exams
>mfw i reek of cum and lube
someone put me out of my misery.
>>24975014
No, I have to work through Christmas break. I'm never allowed to be comfy.
>no exams
>just a 25 page paper i had to write in 3 days while working 5 days a week
>then 5 phd apps i have to finish and finalize by tonight in one 35 hour sitting
>then another 25 page paper i have to write in 5 days while working 5 days a week
PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD LET IT BE OVER
LET IT BE FUCKING OVER
THANK FUCKING GOD I HAVE BALLER GPA/GREs BECAUSE THESE APPS ARE GOING TO BE AWFUL
>That dread when you know no matter much you study, you're fucked anyway.
Glad I don't deal with it anymore. Now the only test I have to worry about I only need 16/60 on a multiple choice. Feels good
>>24967880
You go to Texas A&M
>>24972944
Accy201? If so ayy lmao
>>24975122
Anyway i took a shower and nailed it. One step closer to escaping this hell.
>>24971589
>mfw I took AP calculus my junior year in high school and got a 5 on the exam
>tfw weighted final only worth 30%
>even if I get 65% still finish course with an 80%
Why am I still stressed?
>>24978212
Because an 80 is a 2.7 GPA which will fuck you over when applying for jobs.
