The clock is ticking, collegekeks. You better study for that exam about some faggot from the 17th century or you'll never get that degree to get that job that pays slightly more that an entry level one.
I've got a paper to write, a law memo to finish, a case brief to write, a test to take, and a speech to give.
But for now I'm smoking weed in a Portapotty
>tfw i have to read about some irrelevant faggot who had no impact on history whatsoever
fuck you, socrates
>>24963031
Nigger fuck you. Socrates got more damn pussy than u did bruh
>>24963031
Don't talk shit about my homeboy Socrates.
>>24963054
literally a meme philosopher
there's a chance he didn't even exist. plato just created him to shoehorn him into his dialogues
>>24962946
>mfw 15,000 word dissertation iyf
I've got a theory final and a pharmacology final. Then I'm done and ready for the next semester of nursing school
electrical engineering degree and that didn't get me a job
its all a scam
J-Jokes on you, NEET, I failed most of my classes so hard that I won't even bother showing up for the finals.
Have 3 finals. 2 tomorrow and one tuesday night. I have barely studied. I already have a confirmed D in one class and an F or D in another. I am a fucking lazy person and terrible student.
>>24962946
I wish I only had to study history...
I have to learn all of calculus 3 in about 2 days.
>>24962946
>follow class
>it's interesting and not hard
>always do fine with the question
>exam tomorrow, so take a look at the exam of last year
>hard as fuck with very unclear phrased questions and page long answers
I hope it won't be the same this year, or else Im fucked.
>implying i'm in school right now
faggots don't know about internship master race
>tfw 250 word essay on why traps aren't gay for mandatory privilege checking 101 class
I've only managed "feminine penis" so far
>tfw calc and chem final tomorrow
halp
>>24963196
Why the fuck are people so scared of 200-500 word essays
You can easily finish these in less than an hour
>>24963222
literally 5 minutes
'w'
>>24963222
Oh hello there reddit.
Wagecvck threads are one thing, but collegecvck threads are just cowardice.
Step up, NEETcvck. You wanna hit low, you're gonna get hit low.
>>24963269
I did university and then went back to being NEET
>learned to be a plumber
>am now 23 and make 50k a year
>my living expenses are 30k a year
>get to save boatloads
>my kek high school classmates just graduated college and have 5 figure debt, are seriously struggling and always posting whiny normiebook statuses
>i'll be able to get into real estate and by the time i'm in my 30's i'll be rich
Don't take the "normal" path, robots. be a neet or learn a trade, period. Unless you're in school to be a doctor or some shit.
NEETs really need to get their lives in order.
>>24963275
So what? Now it's fine to mock collegecvcks because you were one yourself?
Get fucked, faggot.
>>24963297
>learned how to be a NEET
>am now 22 and make $0 a year
>My living expenses are paid for by wagekuks and mommy sometimes
>Get to be comfy and play video games
>My wagekuk friends are all stuck with shitty jobs. Mr. Shekelstein teabags their face every morning
>implying making 50k a month is slightly more
Good luck with your autism bucks, NEETcvck
>>24963336
You guys are just dead inside, I need to stop coming here.
>>24963367
it's bait
most normies have horrific futures after their hosts/parents die
>>24963336
That's whats up fampai. I woulda gone neet, but my kek parents won't support me and i can't get autismbux. The plan is just to get rich enough to buy a cheap pad in a 3rd world country and live on my savings forever.
>>24963467
That's the thing, I already have a pad in a third world country. My parents were hardworking wagekuks and left it for me.
I don't speak the language, but with my freedom as a NEET I could easily learn it.
>>24963504
Fuck it, why learn? those filthy peasants should learn YOUR language.
>>24962946
This.You really need that A, collegekek.
>>24963376
Look at this, how can you be so empty.
>tfw haven't gone to classes for the past month
>tfw not going to finals either
>tfw failing out and not gonna be able to stomach going back to my parents who will hate me
>tfw gonna be homeless probably
Fucking neets, why can't I be autistic and get money from the government? I'm fucked
>>24963755
>normies
meant robots
they can only sustain their NEEt existence off friends/family etc etc
Once their gone it's literally homeless shelters for them or suicide
>>24963198
PSU?
>>24963198
If you've alredy studied, don't do it today. If you study the day before you'll be forgetful and fuck things up. This isn't just an old wives' tale, but science. Chill out, play some games, masturbate, whatever. Just relax and go in tomorrow with no fear.
Also calc and chem are fucking easy you pleb. Unless it's above Ochem you shouldn't worry.
>>24963891
im not going to take advice from a guy that uses the phrase "chill out"
>>24963920
>>24963920
wise man
as a history student i can tell you making stories to go with facts is good, along with combining a fact with something you your head
>>24963920
Stress is a literal mind killer.
Fucking chilling the fuck out is solid advice the day before a major commitment you have to fulfill.
>>24963920
'Kay, fail then. Depend on the curve I guess.
>>24962946
>tfw final exam tomorrow
Feels shit mane
>>24964076
>mfw supposed to be doing my dissertation
>instead going off to army introduction course
kek me
>>24963784
Doesn't change anything, you're still pretty much a void.
>>24962946
Hey now, Garcilaso de la Vega is from the SIXTEENTH century, not the 17th.
>funeral services master race reporting in
I get paid thousands BY YOU to bury your normie family
