You are approached by a frenzied Vault scientist, who yells, "I'm going to put my quantum harmonizer in your photonic resonation chamber!" What's your response?
Yeah? Up yours too, buddy!
>>24962925
"Yeah? Up yours too, buddy!"
>>24962951
You are such a fucking nigger.
>>24962925
Call him a normie
While working as an intern in the Clinic, a patient with a strange infection on his foot stumbles through the door. The infection is spreading at an alarming rate, but the doctor has stepped out for a while. What do you do?
>>24963020
Restrain the patient and watch as the infection slowly spreads.
mine is in the shop
>>24963020
Amputate the mutated tissue with a precision laser
or something
>>24963020
Have sex with the patient while we wait for the doctor to come back.
>>24963020
Medicare the infected area to the best of my abilities.
You discover a young boy lost in the lower levels of the Vault. He's hungry and frightened, but also appears to be in possession of stolen property. What do you do?
>>24963318
I realise there's no such thing as stolen property because we're all trapped in this limited vault together.
Then I feed him into the garbage disposal.
Fallout 3 is shit
>>24962925
>Fallout hasn't been good since 2. Fuck off.
Look at this image. What's the first thought that pops into your head? What do you see?
>>24963409
a man with a mustache
>>24963409
A bearded man.
>>24963409
two men hi fiving
>>24963409
Two bears high fiving
>>24962925
Kill the mutie
>>24963020
Kill the mutie
>>24963318
Kill the mutie
>>24963409
A mutie
>>24963442
this. particularly two sumo wrestlers high-fiving.