Two months ago, my (first ever) girlfriend of 8 months cheated on me. She had 2 tickets to a concert, I originally said I'd go with her, but the day before the concert I made some horseshit excuse not to go. She went with her single friend instead, ended up meeting and going home with some dude. She called me the next morning, told me and broke up with me. Obviously, it fucked me up pretty bad.
Last night she texts me and says she made a mistake, she's not with that dude any more, and she'll do anything to get back together. I said "anything?" and she said yes, absolutely anything.
I've got no feelings for her as of right now. If I were to get back together, it'd be purely sexual. But maybe with time it'd turn back into a normal relationship. Who knows.
So what should my "conditions" be for getting back together?
Make her shave her head.
>>24961952
grow some fucking balls dude
>>24961952
OP, don't do it you fucking beta male. She'll obviously cheat on you again
>>24961952
Accept her back, because it's one more pussy to your collection. You can have her and others now. Just use condors from now on.
>>24962020
great advice
i always use condors in all my relationships
>>24961984
>>24962018
I don't really care. Right now I'd be in it purely for the sex. She could have a 4-some with three filthy kneegrow's and I wouldn't give a shit.
>>24961952
>So what should my "conditions" be for getting back together?
Tell her she needs to cut off all contact with men who aren't family members or coworkers. You can't trust her around "male friends" anymore. Also, this is a manipulative test to put the power in your court. Show her your love is something she must EARN and it can be taken away.
If not she'll take advantage of you. She wanted to fuck and fucked that other guy, rationalizing that you made her mad and thus is became OKAY to cheat. It didn't. It never was okay. It's still not okay.
The only way to hedge against that risk is to have her minimize her time with other men... Which puts a damper on her plans to use you again and cheat on you again. If she won't accept those terms, chances are she was looking to set you up as a beta provider again.
>>24961973
I like Fish's suggestion. Also she must do anal.
Don't.
bloxbloxblox
any sexual favor for you at any time of day.
>>24961952
Make her toss your salad OP, then have her give you a footjob finish it up by giving her a good pooper pounding.
>>24962068
Yeah anal is my favorite, I'm thinking about putting a weekly assfucking quota in place. Although that might be pressing my luck, we only did anal 3 times and only once she seemed to enjoy it. The rest she basically just braced herself til it was over.
>>24961952
pump and dump mate.
shes shown that she'll do the same to you, so there's absolutely no reason to pursue a romantic relationship with her.
>>24962138
This. Just finish off your bucket list OP (you know what I mean) and let her go in the cruelest way you possibly can.
>>24961973
This too holy shit. Make her shave her head and destroy her.
KLUCK
heh it's nice to see this from the outside looking in
men's minds are ruled by their penises so if you allow her to meet up with you in person you will...
A) hook up
B) get back together
C) leave her
have fun m8
Tell her she must post an apologetic facebook message stating that she was a whore, wrong, how she slept with other guys
Then tell her she must shave her head
Wait until everyone has seen the facebook post enough (like a few days) after you've had the sex you want (make it anal with her tied up and take pictures for later as well) then break up with her after claiming that she's cheating again (it is your word against hers and she's a proven cheater in the eye of public opinion at that point)
>>24961952
Take her back but make her do something to earn it
Either:
Hire an escort, a nigger, make it a threesome, plow the nigger in the ass, bareback, pull out and make the girlfriend suck your cock
Or,
Make her do something so degrading she is reduced to a pile on the floor and film it, make her rom your dirty ass, fuck her in her shitter but no ennma, ride her dirty and make her suck off you dirty dick, piss on her, make her drink the piss, shit on her face, a big Mexican dinner sloppy shit, vomit on her, Orange juice and milk with Spaghetti-O's, make her keep her mouth open and swallow all she gets.
Or,
Tell her you want to watch her fuck a couple of your buddies, 3 nigger homeboys, film that shit, her taking all three nigger dicks, then dump her ass for being a whore, forward the video, on accident, to her complete contact list.
Remember once a whore always a whore, if she cheats, even one time, she will fuck you over again and again.
If you are so blinded that you have to have her, get a bigger bed and let this week's chucklefuck bang her while you cry and watch.
Jesus Christ, time to man up.
Hook up with her but clearly not real relationship material.
>>24961973
This a thousand fucking times
Don't be a loser degenerate OP
Don't teach women that being a whore is okay and making it hard for the rest of us.
"Accept her back", Pump and Dump
OP I've been where you are.
No. Don't. Unless she has belongings that you want back. Or just degrade her in some way then immediately break up with her. Don't be fooled, they are master manipulators.
Make her film a video of herself masturbating with her own shit, Nick Bates style.
Pic related, of course.Don't open it if you're eating right now.
once a cheat, always a cheat OP. Save your trouble.
Threesome
If she has a sister, preferably with her, otherwise a friend
it's-a-me, mario!
fuck-a-off! yahoooo!!!!
>>24963710
jesus christ you fucking degenerate
>>24962098
Make her shave her head and do anal. Tell her you have a scat fetish and take a picture of her in pooped-in panties.
Then dump her.
