How do I tinder? I've gone through over a 100 girls and not a single match. Teach me to at least give an illusion of alphaness.
Step 1-Be attractive
Step 2-Have pictures with friends
Step 3-Don't put too much in your bio
>>24956895
I swiped over 2000 girls. Never got a match in 2 months.
Tinder is only for women and attractive men.
Step 4-Be White
>>24957087
at least I got that covered
66% of tinder is men.
Good luck
>make tinder
>get some matches
>a semi cute girl messages me first
>get so anxious that i unmatch her and delete tinder
>a month later cycle repeats
i don't even know why this happens, i can talk to people pretty easily irl, but i just cringe so fucking hard when i'm talking to girls on tinder
>>24956895
what's your profile like? give us something to work with
>>24957087
;_;
robot pls just let me post
>>24957192
just play the BBC card, you'll surely get some white degenerated slut to hop on it
>>24957192
I'm black and I'm doing relatively well on tinder
>>24957265
What pic are you using? I don't believe I'm unbearably ugly but I can't smile and in my one group photo someone said I looked awkward.
OKAY GUYS WHAT SHOULD I PUT IN THE ABOUT ME TO GET THE MOST PUSS?
>>24957288
Just using a picture of me smiling. I've posted my tinder picture here, and people called me a Chad lel
I was pretty cynical about Tinder because I'm kind of a beta, but I gave it a shot, and ended up meeting a fairly qt girl who would become my girlfriend, are our relationship is going pretty well. Basically, use pictures that make you look good, and don't try to be too witty with your bio; no one reads it. It took me 5 days to work up the courage to message my gf after we matched, but once you message them, it's all about keeping the conversation interesting, and then you ask them for their number and/or to go out for coffee or something. As far as one night stands go, I don't know how to handle that because I have no desire for it.
>>24956895
>mfw local news runs story about man getting robbed after arranging to meet tinder match
have fun bruh, don't get rolled.
How do you tinder if you don't have photos of yourself?
>>24957547
You don't
Original content need
Like what should go in the about section? I got pics down but i'm not sure how to write this to seem interesting
>>24958011
Don't write too much, wimmin don't like to read
And don't put videogames as one of your hobbies.
>>24958011
I am honest and tell about my social anxiety, so that they wouldn't expect me to be extroverted chad if we match up
>>24956895
I never understood how it can be this hard.
Just don't come out as desperate. I chose my best and my worst image right next to each other. Also wrote a horrible bio.
Got a match with about 1/3 of the girls i swiped right, about 30 matches in a couple of days.
I am quite handsome and put pictures of me freediving and friends from that time.
Get a match every few swipes.
I cannot talk to girls anymore and fell back into my depressed neet mindset, some personality disorder involved...
When I occasionally swipe right, I don't even want a match, because I have nothing to talk anyway. I was a funny guy before I became the depressed fuck I am. But now I could be replaced with a chat bot and they wouldn't see the difference.
Tinder in Vietnam was different. The girls there just orbited me and I took the first one as my gf. She wasn't the best looking of them but funny and the most likeable one. Had a good time.
>>24957326
Can you post it? Share your secrets pls.
>>24956895
100? That's fucking nothing. I swiped right to at least 167 girls before getting one.
Nothing real is gonna come out of tinder if you're not attractive.
>>24958162
>bored on weekends
>bored always
>go to work
>don't associate with anyone
>get stamped a loner
etc etc
Probably bait, but whatevr. This is a robot's life, but unlike you, I'm not depressed. I'm not interested in anything, it's just all so boring and there's nothing to gain. I'll just keep sitting here, browsing normiechan while listening to some good beats.
I'd like a gf but I'd probably get bored of all the lovey dovey faggotry anyway and just end up feeling hollow. Friends would be nice, but I'm too boring for that.
Now, get out.
>>24958157
>attractive people
>>24958157
Congratulations!
I did all of that and more and got 0 matches in three days!
>>24958433
I posted this like 3 times here. I don't really have any secrets, just be attractive and/or use angles to your advantage like fatties do.
>>24956895
i've been on and off tinder about 3 or 4 times. Never got any matches.
Tried it again last week, get 5 matches on the first day. Hit it off really great with this younger girl. Conversation flows pretty well, somewhat flirty.
Ask her what she liked about my profile that made her swipe right.
"Oh, i swipe everyone right"
well fuck, time to disable account again i guess.
>>24958919
I feel you anon. Went through about 50 today and nothing. I'm not even swiping just qt's either. Really the only thing swipe left is femidykes, land whales, and ghetto sloots.
>>24959009
Are you ugly?Or just a blackbot like me?
I have 7 matches...all of them are fat or single moms. One tried to get me to come over her house and "watch a movie". Needless to say I ignored her. I'm not even that picky, I just want an average weight girl with no dependents to match with.
>>24959038
I'm not ugly, just an awkward ass white guy. I do fine with girls in person. The problem is I live in backwoods nowhere so it's hard to meet anyone. Everyone is either taken, drugged out on pills, or single with 10 kid running around. Fucking sucks.
>>24959038
>blackbot
That's why you fail. Real niggaz don't need to resort to online shit to get laid. Are you too whitewashed or something?
>>24959255
I'm on /r9k/. That should say more or less all you need to know. I've no friends and am awkward.
tinder made me get the courage to finally ask someone out. She said no but still, i didnt think i had it in me.
And better yet, the "no" didnt even bother me at all like i thought it would.
>>24959329
The more I try with girls the more I start to believe all the red pill and MGTOW shit. I think i'm going to hit up the gym next week and start coding again. I haven't had a programming project since i graduated hs a couple years ago.
>>24959329
>And better yet, the "no" didnt even bother me at all like i thought it would.
That means you're progressing out of robothood. Rejection is just a part of life. We all deal with it, even Chads. Move on to the next one, women are just a numbers game.
I matched with a few people but our conversations go no where...
>>24959466
Same here.
I get the impression if the conversation dies, they weren't really that interested in talking.
Blackbot here. Got my first match, pic related.
I just realized I have no idea what I'm doing.
>>24960024
Ask her if she likes her men like her coffee. Hot, black and inside of her.
>>24960024
god damn bro, major qt
>>24960043
That's good, but don't include the punchline in the first message.
>>>24960043
What about giving her a false impression of myself? I'm not funny. If I lead off with a joke, won't she be disappointed when she realizes how dry and boring I am?
>>24960063
Too qt for me. I'm thinking it's a bot.
>>24960143
Ask her what is her favorite Swans album senpai
Is it possible to find a healthy, loving qt gf on tinder or is it just for hookups?
>>24960167
Now we kill time
So nothing different really
>use tinder a few months ago
>meet qt robot girl
>get coffee
>talk for hours
>have so much in common
>go back to my place and watch netflix movie
>start making out
>end up having sex and finally lose virginity
>go to sleep
>wake up next morning
>money in wallet is gone
>note on counter
>"I have herpes sorry you should get checked :("
Don't put a selfie as your default picture
Don't have a picture that's just text on a background
Don't say anything like "if you want to know, just ask"
Have a picture of pictures with friends
Don't list your personal stats (height, race, etc.)
Don't be a faggot
tldr you, op, will never succeed at tinder. I'm someone who has very moderate success with women, and although I've got matches on tinder, I'm never made a connection or even met up with anyone through it. It's not really the same as dating in the real world.
>>24960024
Bots are always 23-25 years old and much more attractive than you can realistically pull.
That's probably a bot
>>24960215
Rip.
You're best off talking about pop for maximum chance of "relating"
Or better yet not opening with subjective tastes
>>24960255
And they usually have 3 pictures, which she has
>>24960024
>Edwina
>Edwin
It's a trap
>>24956895
Pics of you with friends, yourself with a nice car, and a picture of you somewhere abroad helps.
tbqh op, just put the best picture you have of yourself with a whole bunch of Instagram filter. You'll look 100x better than you actually are. Then, put a witty one liner in your bio to make you seem 'Interesting'.
>>24960259
It's okay. She was too pretty for me and in instances where essentially guaranteed it's more efficient to just self-destruct and get it over with.
Too late now in any case.
>>24960296
Maximum over-spaghett
>>24960281
I'd still give it my wee wee.
>>24960316
You know I'm right though.
completely professional staged pictures of you doing something sophisticated like golfing, helping at church or visiting a wine tasting.
who cares if you don't do any of those things.
>>24958088
Man you must be slaying it
What are you wearing in your profile pic and how many pictures?
>>24960024
thats a bot, bruv.
>>24960296
*where failure is essentially
>>24960628
I suspected such.
What's with these big letters I see in people's profiles all the time? Where do people get them from? They just end up looking like gibberish. Why is that better than naming a country by name?
>>24960217So did you get checked?
>>24956895
Well, have you tried not being ugly?
How the fuck do you even talk to Tinder women?
I've got about a dozen matches in 2 days. Some chicks message me first with nothing more than a "hey" or "hey there." How the fuck do I build upon that?
Sometimes a small conversation starts, but after 3 back and forths I realize I'm typing twice what they are and give up since I know there's no real interest.
>>24961182
>Get number
>Ask if they want to hang out
That's it.
Do it as soon as possible, preferably the same day.
Remember that Tinder is a hookup app.
>>24961297
So literally just say in the first message, "Hey, looking to hang out?"
>>24961321
No, you don't want them to seem easy (which they are, but still).
There are tons of guides online on how to walk through the Tinder minefield.
Putting height on tinder profile, yes or no?
>>24961733
6'2" or above? Yes.
>>24961733
God no, you don't want women to become even more selective than they already are.
>>24960217
Tbqh, would have been better to pay a hooker with the money.
But at least she told you she has herpes.
>>24961757
Only if you actually are 6'2 or above, it's not okay to exaggerate just to increase your chances.
>>24961948
That feel when I actually am 6'2
>>24960215
>not using a contraction
>not using a question mark
Reads like an autist's speech.
>>24960217
Did you go to the cops?
Also, if that's true, that's the probably the worst possible way to lose your virginity (short of an actual criminal sexual act).
>>24961733
Just use pictures where you're taller than everyone else.
>>24960143
Her first impression of you is what counts
>>24962083
Contractions are not aesthetic and neither are useless question marks.
>>24962161
Still though. Giving her a false impression can only hurt down the road.
>>24962083
I tried to report her but the cops just laughed at me
Apparently she gave me a fake name anyway
>>24958476
167? That's fucking nothing. I swiped right to at least 168 girls before betting one.
>>24962205
>male privilege is having the cops laugh at you when you report a girl for pretending to like you, stealing your shit, and giving you herpes
wew lad
>>24961985
Iktf.
People always think that you've measured wrong, when it's actually just that everyone else adds a couple of inches.
>>24962205
>I tried to report her but the cops just laughed at me
In 2015? In the United States?
