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>tfw you find a punch of nerd guys when going to a local pub
>immediatly they want sex

I just wanted to talk about anime and vidya.
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>>24956060
fuck off go find female friends to talk about it with
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>>24956060
>immediatly they want sex

What do they say that makes you think this?
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>>24956060
go talk to your female freinds about that.

Just wait, men will be friend zoning you roasties in their 30s when you are looking to settle down or remarry because they don't want to be with your nasty roastie disrespectful ass that only uses men and not respects them.
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>>24956060
>lol I'm not like other girls xD
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ITT: we summon 54m50n
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>>24956097
>immediatly offering drinks
>asking phonenumbers
>discussion changes from vidya to "I'm better than you at x"

Fucking wannabe chads. I honestly wanted to talk about vidya
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OP if u are actually serious you should go to a college library or gamestore or something.


You aren't gonna meet people who want to have discussions with at a pub/bar
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Tell them you're not interested, end of story.
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Stop replying /r9k/. This isn't a real woman. Your bait a shit OP
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>WHY GUYS WOULD WANT TO HAVE SEX ITS SO STUPID XD WE ARE ONLY 20 WE SHOULDN'T HAVE SEX YET XD
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>>24956128
I can't say anything about your situation or whether their intentions were purely sexual, but please understand: men don't often meet women who share their interests, especially nerdy interests. Men always have to take the initiative so when they meet someone rare like that they're inclined to take the oppurtunity, or risk never having it again. And when there are other men around, that means competition, even if it's played off in a joking way.
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>>24956186
Wow rude af
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>>24956060
>nerd guys in a pub
Isn't that an oxymoron? I'm pretty sure a bunch of nerd guys would simply stay at one of the guys' home if they wanted to drink, then watch awful anime drunk or play awful games drunk.

Or drunk DnD. That sounds fun.
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>>24956060
>Fembot
Hard to imagine such a mythical creature
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>>24956128
What kind of vidya?
This is important
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>>24956128
There is a reason why they only want to fuck you instead of talking to you.

You are not more interesting to talk to. Its just that simple; you will never be their primary resource for engaging conversation about video games. They have friends who can be more interesting and more engaging. However even though they have this quality above you, they can't provide each other the same thing you can provide them.
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>>24957403
Hello, /pol/. Shouldn't you be angrily posting anti-jew and anti-feminist images on your home board?
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>>24957125

Doj, you are wise beyond your years.
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>>24956060
>woe is me i have everything on ez mode
well heres your reply.
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>/v/ pet thread
>some whore can't resist posting herself with stuffed fucking figures
Why must the female receive constant static validation to survive?
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>fembot
>inb4 200 replies
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>>24956128
>Wanting to talk about vidya in a bar

It's your own fucking fault
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>tfw never experienced a real orgasm
>tfw will probably never experience a real orgasm
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robots can't resist posting in these to tell females to fuck off or to complain about these posts garner 400+ replies. When in reality 3/4 of the posts are made by angry men.

and here's my feel
>tfw finished with finals
>tfw got good grades
>tfw the sluts in my class that never studied are failing out of uni
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>>24957350
Would you believe it was dwarf fortress?
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>tfw when having to choose between Chad and Brad b/c neither of them are poly


Life is suffering
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>>24957125
>don't go to bars to have a couple pints with lads

You must be some stupid murrican.
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ok, who wants some TRAINS?
>>24956124
I'm right here bb
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>>24957883
Plz post soviet trains. I like them the most.
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>>24957866
I'm Dutch. We have bars here. In fact, the city I life doesn't even have clubs, but it does have 20 bars or so and pub culture is very real here, complete with darts.

No, what I'm saying is that actual "nerdy" guys would rather sit in one of their mates' home and get drunk there instead while indulging in their hobbies rather than having to socialize.

What fun is there about going to a pub if you don't like social settings?
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>>24957913
Why would nerd mean a antisocial?

I watch anime and play vidya all day. Pub and few beers are still a great way to pass time with friends.
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>>24957903
in soviet russia, train ride you
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>start talking to a boy I met off r9k and he isn't like the rest of them
>he isn't lewd or thirsty or desperate like every other guy
>he just seems nice and relaxed

I hope I don't fuck this up.
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>>24957972
How is it? You could be drinking with your friends while you all play videogames and watch anime, as well.
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>>24957979
take him to a historical rail line
guys love steam trains
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>>24957973
Do you have any 50's or 60's trains that were made in Finland but sold to soviets?

U know. The old diesel ones.
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>>24957989
Why would I waste the whole day in my room when we can play pool and talk about politics in a nice pub athmosphere? God fucking dammit. How autistic are you?
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Fuck off, you're not a robot, the fact that you're both a female and a female that goes to pubs proves this.

This place is getting shittier and shittier everyday, I don't even know why I come here anymore, it's just a bunch of posers, histrionic attention whores, and proto-hipsters who think they're "so cool" and "LOL SOOO NURDY xD" because they come to a board made for permavirgin men.

The actual people that this board was originally inhabited by were then displaced by a sea of attention seeking tripfags, women, and failed-normalfags who think they're all welcome here. Anybody that was worthwhile or interesting to talk to fled to Wizardchan or 8ch's /r9k/ already, fuck this place, I'm down, you guys can have this shithole all to yourselves.
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>>24958004
don't think so, couldn't find them on wikipedia either
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>>24958030
>a whole day
Do you spend 24 hours in a pub or something?
What's nice about a pub atmosphere, though? I think pubs smell bad and are too loud.

>>24958075
Good riddance. Have fun on Manchildchan.
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>interact with hot guy
>immediately regress into a gibbering retard
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>>24957979
What makes a maleanon look thirsty?
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>>24958075
>permavirgin men
>implying most of the men here haven't had sex

Samson has fucked ptp. If that has happened, you have literally no excuse.
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>>24958030
>tfw no rail pubs around here
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2348023/What-wrong-just-going-local-Father-visits-railway-station-themed-pub-Britain-year-tour-country.html
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>>24958095
>not using 4rails
Get >>>/out/
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>>24958125
By asking questions like that.

Don't even bother trying to hide your thirst. It's very easy to pick up. Either grow up and stop being thirsty, or stay alone.

>>24958143
Kiera told me she's sad about you blocking her.
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>>24958125
Basically if he hits on me or talks about lewd things or does anything outside of a normal platonic friendship I get very turned off and pull out. Or if he never talks about himself but always wants to talk to me, I just assume he's trying to groom me into a relationship and doesn't actually see me as a person. If it's clear from the start that he wants something from me when he barely knows me.

I don't understand why men do this. I'm not attracted to people I barely know, and it takes a long time to get to know someone.
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>>24958194
>implying self-consciousness is thirst

kindly fuck off thank you
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>>24958123
>walk on footpath
>hot guy comes along
>look down and breath manually
Every time.
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>>24958143
not recently, and doubt I will ever get to again
>>24958178
desu I'm just lazy
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Because most of us go out to the club to:
1) Drink and chat with friends
2) Pick up girls

We just assume you girls want the same thing. Top tier tip, when I'm talking to you, 99% of the time I'm not really listening to what you're saying, I'm trying to figure out if we're compatible.
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>>24958125
>emoticons
>"haha"
>double texting
>triple texting
>quadruple texting
>asks why you don't reply more often
The usual stuff.
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>>24958108
>>24958143
This is the kind of shit I'm talking about, both attention-seeking tripfags looking to stir up drama on 4chan, looking for men to give them attention because they're washed up, failed normalfags who're to ugly to get chad's cock these days. So want to relive the glory days of their highschool when horny boys wanted to date them, so they come here, a place notorious for single males, often desperate for a girlfriend, to get the attention they crave so bad. The worst part is, they come on here, pretending to be socially awkward and ugly, pretending to be the female equivalent to us, even though they probably lost their virginity before they moved out on their own and have had dozens of boyfriends (many of whom they got on here)

But what am I saying, I'm giving them the attention they want as we speak. I'm retroactively a part of the problem.
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>>24958208
>I don't understand why men do this
Friendzone culture. Men are taught that you can not get into a relationship with a woman if you are friends with her.

What they don't understand is that this only applies to teen relationships.

>>24958214
Why else would you ask that question, if it weren't for the fact you know you're thirsty and want to avoid coming over as it, so you can trick a girl into thinking you aren't, in fact, a thirstlord looking to pump and dump? Someone who isn't thirsty wouldn't have to ask that question, because since he'd be fine with a platonic relationship and not specifically looking for something more, he wouldn't ever come over as thirsty either.

That's how I can accurately determine your thirst based on that question alone.

>>24958273
I screencapped your earlier post and will lecture your fellow manchildren tomorrow about it. Thanks for being a good example to them. Now begone.
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>>24958273
doj is a guy though, just posts kinda like a woman
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>>24958273
I'm just a one-woman pity party, why are you taking me so seriously? You don't seem to have a problem with the men on this board fucking hot 16 year olds on a weekly basis while whining about how ronery they are.
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>>24958320
>lecture your fellow manchildren tomorrow about it. Now begone.
>>24958366
reread my first post, failed normalfags are the biggest problem with this board.
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>>24958366
lol is that really what you think maletrips do? god damn you are so pathetically thirsty, worse than the friendzoned betas in this thread
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holy shit, it's fucking hailing outside
>>24958396
no, people who get triggered by anyone who's different are the problem
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>>24958320
>all these assumptions

why are you randomly being an asshole to me? I've done literally nothing but ask a question.

> he'd be fine with a platonic relationship and not specifically looking for something more

what the fuck, are men not allowed to look for relationships? If I like your personality and you seem like an interesting person, how is it wrong to ask for a relationship?
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>>24956128
Everybody is but a toy to you. What were they thinking trying to be a man when they should be your footstool. Atleast tell me what animes you like op.
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>>24958396
You are a failed normalfag, so I agree, you are the problem. Refer to this anecdote I've written earlier. The tl;dr of it is;

>since you still want a girlfriend, lose your virginity and cuddle with a girl on a daily basis, you have the exact same desires of a "chad" or a "normal", meaning you're as bad
>if you weren't a failed normalfag, you'd simply have disregarded the desire for social activities altogether.

>>24958324
I can't even joke once about my gender without everyone adopting it as truth. Feels sad, man.

>>24958485
>are men not allowed to look for relationships?
That's what we call thirst, slugbrain.
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>>24956124
Can we have a 54m50n image dump? want pics of my favorite tripfag :')
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>>24958549
>being this delusional
If you killed yourself today, nothing of value would be lost.
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>>24958549
yeah, I had the same experience with the toothbrush thing. when people really want to believe something, they'll ignore any evidence or lack thereof
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>>24958573
Ah, yes, the "I will resort to blatant flaming the moment I don't know what else I can say to try and prove how right I am" self defense mechanism. Very original.

Leave at any time now, friend. It's obvious you don't have anything worthwhile to say anymore.

>>24958594
What toothbrush thing?
Nice Dutch train.
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>>24958108
No I fucking go to pub for a few fucking hours you autist. To have fun with my friends. We enjoy pubs with evergreen songs and little bit cigarette smoke in the air because it has a nice athmosphere.

>loud and smelly
I recommend you to grow some balls and get out time to time.
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>>24958619
I don't have to prove that I'm right to a attention hungry tripfag, you're the textbook example of everything wrong with this website.

As I said before, seriously consider removing yourself from the genepool. HPD really isn't a good thing to pass down to your children.
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>>24958619
when the whole drama with my ex was going on, she started a rumor that I asked her to shove a toothbrush up my ass, and despite a total lack of evidence everyone believed it and wouldn't shut up about it for ages. I still get shit for it sometimes, but not as much as I used to
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>>24958549
>That's what we call thirst, slugbrain.

you specifically mention wanting to "trick" someone into a "pump and dump", which is what I define as thirst. however if you are looking for something more than sex and you like who the person is, I don't see how it's "thirst" (which connotes dishonesty and manipulation) to want something more. remember, this is given that you know who the person is and are not just asking them out based on the fact that they have a vagina.

I understand you want to look socially enlightened and "above" all these betas but it would help if you weren't trying so hard.
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>>24956077
>>24956113

>go talk to female friends

That's the crux of the problem, dipshits. You think it's as easy as that?

In all my years I've found it impossible to make female friends. I don't know if it's internalised misogyny, if I come across as a dyke, or if I'm just so fucking boring that it's not worth my company. I haven't had a female friend in...13 years now. Since elementary.

I wish to god that one would come up and invite me to lunch, or accept my invite, and she'd bring her group of friends along, and we'd all get on.

I don't even know how a female group of friends function.

Is there a hierarchy? Are they honest people? Do they actually go for lunch and shopping dates? Do they spend all day at one girl's house if they break up with their boyfriend? Do they actually discuss their sex lives? Do they talk about and share their own hobbies?

I mean fuck knows, last time I had an in depth conversation with a girl I was fucking 12.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, what's going on in here? Too many feelings, not enough trains.
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>>24958697
>internalised misogyny
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>>24958625
pubs are certainly great places to chill, much more relaxed than the standard american bar
>tfw will never open a pub in a rail car next to a rail line, where people can drink craft stouts by a wood stove as they watch the trains
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>>24958697
>women
>honest people
Wew lad
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>>24958697
I asked you a question bitch. What animes do you like answer please thank you.
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>>24958675
The path to enlightenment is four feet and eight and one half inches wide, my friend.
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>>24958727
agreed
stations are acceptable too though, here's one I really like
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>>24958737
Free
Umaru-chan
Lucky Star
Attack on Titan
Gurren Lagan

Happy now?
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>>24958737
Who cares about what japtoons people like? What kind of trains people like says so much more about their personality.
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>>24958767
idk, I kind of like broader gauges myself. would be great if Indian or Russian gauge was the standard
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>>24958654
you can't pass hpd down to your children you retard
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>>24958774
God, what awful casual taste. No wonder they tried to use you as a fuckhole.
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>>24958802
But you can pass down the love of railroading. Consider adoption today!
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>>24958030
>play pool and talk about politics in a nice pub athmosphere
Working class scum desu
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>>24958625
>I recommend you to grow some balls and get out time to time.
My man, we just have difference preferences. I don't like loud or smelly places, no matter how often I will try to put myself in those places. Just like I hate beer, but like vodka, scotch and rum, whereas you possibly love beer.

>>24958654
>I don't have to prove that I'm right
Then why are you still replying to me?
>consider removing yourself from the genepool
Uh, yeah. Haven't you been reading what I said? You could've deduced from the image I posted that I don't care about children, relationships or anything else social. Don't you worry your slow little head about that.

>>24958670
Shitposting culture, for sure. Even those with no actual intend of causing distress and derailment, will still say the most unlikely things as long if it means more replies.

>>24958675
You have to understand that, sometimes, people use exaggerated statements for the purpose of getting a point through. This was one of those statements. Thirst is not limited to wanting to fuck.

>>24958802
But you could raise them in such a way that they'll end up developing HPD.
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>>24958802
Sorry, babe, it's not that simple
http://www.webmd.com/mental-health/histrionic-personality-disorder
>The exact cause of histrionic personality disorder is not known, but many mental health professionals believe that both learned and inherited factors play a role in its development. For example, the tendency for histrionic personality disorder to run in families suggests that a genetic susceptibility for the disorder might be inherited.
Good thing you sluts abort your children anyway.
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>>24958774
Holy shit that is the worst taste of anime ever.. Do you expect guys to talk about FUCKING LUCKY STAR AND UMARU-CHAN SOMETHING THAT APPARENTLY LOOKS LIKE FUCKING GAY PORN?
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Posting the only true classic
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>>24958737
I wasn't the one who liked anime, but please don't be so rude.

You wouldn't talk to your mother like that, would you?
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>>24958829
>tfw will never have a qt foamer gf, have kids with her, and take the family on train watching trips around the world
why even live
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>>24958075
>he doesn't know predeletion /r9k consisted of mostly failed-normalfags

>>24958208
>attracted to a couple namefag/tripfag femanons because I go through their archived history
>the namefag hasn't posted in a while

>>24958594
i liked the toytrain thing people tried to push
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>>24958847
Umaru is good, though.

The rest of her list is pleb-tier.
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>>24958774
Fucking kek

Daily reminder that whenever you hear a roastie talk about HOW WEIRD SHE IS XD and how she LOVES ANIME AND MANGA, this is who you're talking to
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>>24958125
Observe the behavior of nerds on this site.
>L O N D O N
>pls b my gf
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>>24958855
I don't talk to my mother at all. She just doesn't understand trains. You should keep bigoted people out of your life too.
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>>24958882
Bet her favorite vidya is Zelda as well.
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>>24958125
Being under 6ft and lacking assertion.
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>>24958841
yeah, that's certainly true. or take some small thing like meeting someone for smoothies and assume it means I shoved my cock in all their holes then did the same to all their friends
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>>24958882
It's true.
I met a weeb girl a few months ago, she swore to me how much of a nerd she was and how she has no life.
The only anime she had watched was Death Note, and the only manga was yaoi.

I was so disgusted, I couldn't even get a semi to fuck her, so I just left.
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>mfw realise these threads are started by doj to white knight more effectively
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>>24958924
>I couldn't even get a semi to fuck her
Well that's your problem. You should have been looking for a train to do it and not a truck. There's just no substitute for 4,000 HP
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>>24958841
Shut up you fucking manlet

>>24958802
The real mystery is you knowing how to breath

Holy fuck you're retarded
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>>24958841
No, it doesn't work like that. Children of parents with NPD, for example, rarely develop NPD themselves, but end up with other personality disorders.

however,
>implying that personality disorders aren't the biggest meme of all time
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>>24958733
>not having the pub on train
Even Valtion Rautatie sells beer in trains over here.
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>>24958952
trucks are for c ucks, locos get you mo' hoes
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>>24958965
>personality disorders aren't the biggest meme of all time
Don't insult me

BPD is real
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>>24958958
Anybody remember when that mystery.jpg slut said she was going to leave for good about a week or so ago?

I got the entire thread saved via webpage, I'll put it into pastebin or something like that if anybody's interested.
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>>24958208
>be about half a year ago
>give a girl on here my contact info
>add her on skype, message her a little
>tell her I'm not looking for a gf (honestly wasn't was just looking for someone to pls vidya with)
>she stops talking to me and deletes me a few days later
You're all full of shit.
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>>24958965
Monogamy is literally the biggest meme of all time.

Degenerates literally can't help themselves anymore.
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>>24958983
Have you tried drinking a crisp cool and refreshing Diet Pepsi to properly enjoy trains, my friend?
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>Tfw Mystery will never love you because you have ED
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>>24958366
I think I once saw pictures of you, you're ugly as sin. Please just end your life so nobody has to see your pathetic ogre face again.
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>>24958833
>tfw drinking with the head of the local freemasons at pub
>not making connections while sharing a beer with lads baka desu kek
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>>24958855
Wtf are you dragging my mother into this is your sorry ass comparing itself with my fucking mother? Do you even know what the fuck you're saying right now? Don't you ever compare yourself with my mother again holy shit nobody condensends to my mother like that I should slap your whoremouth you condensening bitch. You could have just told me so fucking shiiit man.
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>>24958917
>meeting an underaged girl from the internet

You had unfulfilled intentions. If you really just wanted to be her friend, you could have just spoken online
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>>24958917
Lel, remember when people were saying you sent cp Eggy's cousin/sister
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>>24958983
that's harder to do, have to sort shit out with the rail company, deal with the movement shaking everything up, etc. it's much more comfy to hang out in a warm, stationary, remodeled historical rail car as you wait for your train than to drink on the train itself
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>>24959013
You have erectile dysfunction? Wew lad. Why?

>>24959016
Soon, my friend. Tonight ^_^
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>>24959043
You know what is more fulfilling than meeting any woman?

Trains.
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>>24959013
>wanting to be loved by that martian looking bitch
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>>24959067
Thank fucking god.

Stream it, please.
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>>24959078
What do you think trains will look like on Mars?
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>>24959067
Because Porn addiction.
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>>24959067
Mystery why don't you just become a tumblr feminist?
You're better looking than 90% of them anyway, and there's always niceguy male feminists to date.
Seems like a win-win.
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>>24959067
good. please stream it so we can all have a laugh
>>24959061
lol that was Fish's doing
>>24959043
true. still, the fact that I didn't bang her proves I'm not some Chad like mystery and some anons think I am. granted, I do get female attention sometimes, but not nearly to the degree people think I do
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>>24959094
Really translucent but impenetrable.
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>>24959012
You don't even know my man.

I live in a soviet tier city in finland and watching those trains go in and out of trainyards have been one of the comfyest things I can imagine.

Still best memory with trains is when some drunl conductor offered to buy me beers for the whole trip because he wanted to talk about army stuff with me.

Based Valtion Rautatie
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>>24959096
Damn, do you need some help with that? I can send you vocaroos of me yelling at you to stop watching pornography, or read out paragraphs of Intercourse by Dworkin on skype. So far I've cured two men of their pornography addictions, I'm always looking to increase my killcount.

>>24959107
1. I hate male feminists, see previous post:
>But my least favourite men are trannies and "male feminists" because they tend to be the most stereotypical men - conniving, false, sneaky, mentally ill, predatory, hysterical.

2. I hate 99% of feminists. The only feminism I could ever really subscribe to is second wave, lesbian feminism, which often involves lesbian separatism. Since I'm not a lesbian, and tumblr is normally filled with polygamous pansexual snowflakes and not real lesbians, it would not be a good fit. I have more in common with robots than I do with tumblr users.
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>>24957125
you do know that today's nerd is an extroverted hipster with glasses.
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>>24959157
Beer and trains do not mix, my friend.

I take Rule G quite seriously.

Here, have a refreshing Coca Cola instead.
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>>24959067
>Soon, my friend. Tonight ^_^
Did you actually procure the things for it?

>>24959096
How bad was the addiction?

>>24959061
That was a bit ridiculous
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>>24959067
I wasn't kidding you retarded ogre-face. You should seriously consider suicide because there's absolutely nothing except plastic surgery that could fix your buttugly ogre face. Some of us just aren't born beautiful, I'm afraid, and you can't seem to accept the fact that you're a subpar specimen that will never be loved by a worthy person.

The fact that you're seeking attention on /r9k/ of all places sufficiently proves the fact that you're just undesirable anywhere else, and even the disgusting neckbeard dregs of society hate you. Look at their responses: They want you to stream your suicide because they hate you. They hate you because you're unloveable.
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why the fuck are you searching in a pub then?
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>>24959193
I bet you are some castrated murrican if you can't enjoy a good beer without getting tipsy.
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>>24959214
This desu senpai baka lad
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>>24959181
Plz gibe vocaroos
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>>24959181
>I have more in common with robots than I do with tumblr users.
You're a female so you cannot possibly know what robots feel or what kind of life they have as men. Just shut your ugly ogre face and leave /r9k/ forever.
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>>24959193
maybe for driving, but IMO being mildly drunk on the train, or drinking beer while watching trains is /comfy/ as fuck
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>>24959214
I know all of this, anon. Do you think you are doing anything but just helping me? All I've ever wanted was encouraging words to go through with my eventual suicide.
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>>24959230
When it comes to trains, I don't trifle.
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>>24959181
Please give me vocaroos of dworking and yelling.

I'm a sick degenrate and I hate myself.
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>>24959181
Honest question here. How many people have you slept with and why do you trip?
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>>24959273
Then stop seeking attention and just fucking do it you worthless cunt
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>>24959279
not everyone works in a rail yard m80
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>>24959270
>tfw cant sit at the trainyard enjoying some tasty lagers and trains with robot

Just end me already
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>>24956060
pretender pls
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What's with all this talk of alcohol?

Today is the Lord's day. A time for introspection and trains. Not debauchery and heathenism.
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>>24959280
>>24959256
http://vocaroo.com/i/s004KDDE6sjI

>>24959291
It started quite a long time ago and I just kept going with it.

Just one person, a handful of times, we were in a long term relationshit.

>>24959303
I'm about to go, yeah.
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>>24958917
>one femanon talks to me frequently on /r9k/, and mystery instantly assumes I have a harem
I know the feel.

>>24958958
I'm pretty tall, Anon.

>>24958965
They kinda are. I consider personality disorders to simply be very extreme spots on the personality spectrum, but get treated as a disorder because they're too much of a hassle for normals to deal with

>you're too weird, so we're going to call you sick, tranquilize your mind with drugs and make sure you don't ever go back to your normal self again

Either way, with that thought in mind, it should be possible to teach someone to get a personality disorder, much like tulparetards effectively inflict schizophrenia on themselves. So wouldn't it be possible for someone with HPB to raise their child in a really bad way, enough to make them "contract" HPB?
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>>24959359
but I am a degenerate heathen, I just also happen to like trains
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>>24959371
I got hard on that vocaroo.

T. Not the ED-kek
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This image seems to be flipped upside down. :\
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>>24959371
post your tits before you do it whore
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>>24959371
mystery if you kill yourself i will literally fly to canada, find your grave and dig you up and kiss you and cry as i jerk off to your cold dead tits
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>>24959453
>implying i won't be cremated

I won't be buried, graveyard space is really expensive here. In fact, I might be used as a cadaver since I doubt anyone would actually give a shit.
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>>24959461
>used as a cadaver
I hope so, then med students can kek at your ugliness
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>>24959461
I fell asleep thinking about you again last night, we went camping and cuddled in the tent, listening to the rain hit the canvas <3
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>>24959461
You could always drown yourself in the sea, so your remains can function as fish food. You would still contribute to the world to some degree that way.
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>>24959533
Wow, Doj. That is so romantic. I don't live near an ocean though. I want to do that, I love marine life.
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>>24959546
What the fuck are you doing here still?
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So is fembot feels thread just code for tripfags getting attention and causing drama? A small minority of these posts have been related to the thread topic.
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>>24959546
That's too bad. I live in a small seaport city, and the beach is about 5 minutes walking from my home. It's a comfy place at night, but they've put a refugee camp in my city, so I don't feel as safe here anymore at night. You're still missing out, though.
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>>24959546
Or you could let me eat you.
I'd kill you first, though. But then I'd eat you. I bet you'd taste real good.
I hear females taste more tender.
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>>24959572
It's code word for post some fucking trains, son.

Get with the program, yo'.
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>>24958697
women don't even want to be your friend what makes you think we want you here. know your place you cunt
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>>24959569
she wants attention
>>24959606
agreed. I'm running low on train pics though. the few I can find among my other images seem to be too big for this site
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>>24959546
Be straight up with me, myst.

Is there any chance you could ever love me, given that were both shut ins who live in totally different countries and would never meet normally?

If it's no, then I'll cut myself off forever, if it's yes, then I'll keep trying.
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>>24959503
>then med students can kek at your ugliness
they put a bag over their heads, usually.
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>>24959865
that's sad
wasn't there some dutch med student who fucked one and posted pics?
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>>24959897
I think, may have actually been a mortician in training- and he ended up popping out her eye and putting it in her vagina?
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>>24959925
yeah, that's the one
wonder what happened to him
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>>24959961
Maybe he realized posting it on 4chan was retarded, laid low from then on, and is still living his life fixing up corpses and occasionally fucking them.
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One of the more comfy high speed trains I've been on.
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>>24960073
yeah, I went one a few years back, it was nice. maybe next time I'll take a longer HS1 journey
>>24960044
or he got busted and sent to prison, or maybe just fired and now lives in government housing on welfare
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why does mystery make my pee-pee tingle?
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>>24960124
I went to the Forney Museum of Transportation the other day, I think you would have dug it, they had a lot of train shit like all these dining cars full of mannequins.
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>>24957972
And thats why you dont belong to here.
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>>24960147
no one here actually likes her, we just make fun of her for basically being the ugliest woman on this board

maybe you just have shit taste, because she's honestly 3/10 at best with those sunken eyes and eggman looking face. her shit is all fucked up
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>>24957973
its fun because of sucide rates
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>>24960339
I wish men weren't so shallow. I'm a nice girl.
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>>24960414
LOL sure thing roastie

your only purpose is to get raped and give birth to more rapists
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>>24960414
>I'm a nice girl.
You're the most bitter and depressing person on this board, a classic loser.
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>>24960414
Mystery what you need to do is literally just go full lesbian.

I, too, hated men for a long time, so I started dating women. Life is literally 10/10, would recommend.
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>>24960455
She's too repulsive and orgeish what kind of lesbian would want her?
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>>24960414
>>24959546
Be straight up with me, myst.

Is there any chance you could ever love me, given that were both shut ins who live in totally different countries and would never meet normally?

If it's no, then I'll cut myself off forever, if it's yes, then I'll keep trying.

Seriously.
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>>24960414
>I'm a nice girl
you're a "nice girl" in the same way many here are "nice guys"
>>24960250
yeah, that does sound fun. do they also have an active rail line of some kind, or just stationary exhibits?
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>>24960692
Can't even imagine how fucking disgusting you must be if you want to date that
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How will we save our people from the degenrate male disease known as porn addiction?
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>>24956060
>tfw on period
>get stomach flu too
end it
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>>24960901
trains
also women stopping the degenerate behaviors that make men eschew them
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>>24960866
No active line, I think there's another railroad museum near this area that does have one though.
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>>24960879
6'2, 6,7,8s in rate threads.

Something about her makes my heart thump in my chest, not even just my dick.

>tfw will never meet soul mate because she lives across the planet.
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>>24958805
>>24958847
>>24958882
>shitposting before breakfast
>pretend to be the femanon and list off some stupid pleb tumblr anime
>leave for breakfast and a few hours of Netflix
>come back to witness the autism
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>>24960947
ah ok. I think there's a rail museum near Sacramento with an active electric line, they have some old interurbans there
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>>24961049
Anyone remember me?
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>>24961102
I do. you're Harold's lesbian friend, right?
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>>24961102
Oh my god. I had the biggest crush on you. I have the biggest crush on everyone at one point or another.

>>24961012
You're too pure for this world, anon.
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>>24961138
Do you have crush on me, mystery-senpai?
O//////O
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>>24961049
What does your name mean familia tbqh
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>>24958697
>Do they spend all day at one girl's house if they break up with their boyfriend? Do they actually discuss their sex lives?
oh for god's sake just go away, fuck
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>>24961102
are you a gril though.
if so, will you be my gf?
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>>24961138
To pure for you thou?
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>>24960901
how will we save our people from the degenerate disease known as food addiction?
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>>24961029
I think that makes you the autist.
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>>24959007
>gives one example of a shitty person
>"you're all shitty!"
If you'd said this about men you'd get a shitstorm of comments about muh uniqueness. Fuck off.
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