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>Cmon Anon, show us your dick! >Yeah, I bet it's at
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>Cmon Anon, show us your dick!
>Yeah, I bet it's at least 9 inches lol!
>But he surely reaches at least the average 7.5 inches right?
>Do it Anon, drop your pants!
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>inches
sorry I don't live in shootingstan, how much is that in the civilized world?
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i hope its big enough for you
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>>24954136
~23 and 19 cm
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>show them my 6 incher
>wow, it's like, 8 inches!

Women can't estimate dick length for it, fortuately
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>>24954128
jesus OP
the 2 on the left are unfuckably ugly,
girl on the right depending on how she looks when not doing that face might be above a 5/10
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>>24954197

i'd face fuck em desu
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24954136
2 inch = 5 cm

(Germany here, just so you don't confuse me with a burger)
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>>24954185
Cause all other guys before lied to her about their dick size

10 feet according to women sounds like it would be at about arm's length
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Is it true women will go around and tell all their friends if you have a big cock?
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>>24954205
>circumcised
>thinks I'm envious of his mutilated dick

ayy lmao
better average and feeling everything than big and cut
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>>24954243
What's bad about that? Free promotion.
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>>24954310
I'm just asking. I knew they did it.
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s-size doesn't matter right?
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>>24954383
Functionality matters even more, sorry.
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>>24954211
This.

Women also actually just get off to the thought of being with someone who has a certain digit, same goes with height.
You can be 5'11 and claim that you're 6'1, they'll still buy it.
But if you actually are 6'1 and say that you are 5'11, they'll think that you're not tall enough.
It's all in their heads.
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>>24954158
nice dick, senpai
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>>24954383
Wow, I've never wondered what an autistics penis looked like. Thanks... I guess.
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Wait 7.5 inches flaccid?
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>>24954587
I wonder if those lovely ladies like uncut.
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>>24954610
That;s not his, it's on the ED BBC page.
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>>24954610
they should, its perfect
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Fuck off with your sexual harassment, you whores.
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>>24954205
How is that even possible?
That like 12 inches?
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>>24954626
>That;s not his, it's on the ED BBC page.

Um, yeah it is. Also check out my floor tiles and bathroom.

Also what the fuck is ed bbc page.
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>>24954610
Well I don't live amerifat, so I don't really get the whole... "Let's chop part of our sons dick off cause some doctor said it would stop them masturbating...."
So only the jews are cut and no one really likes cut dick
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>>24954128
damn virgins you really have no clue how reality works

I remember back when I was a virgin myself; and I thought that you had to "prove" yourself in such situations to make it.

Chad had it right; just be yourself and don't overthink things, guys.
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>>24954646
no bullshit? when are men gonna stand up for my rights as a man?
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>>24954850

Good thing i don't live in America either. I want a qt to make love to my foreskin.

http://xhamster.com/movies/4593067/foreskin_sucking.html
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>>24954976
http://xhamster.com/movies/5246475/foreskin_blowjob.html?from=video_recommended&version=site

just end my suffering
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>>24954652
Guarantee he's large (between 7.5"-9") BUT she's sub 5'6" more closer to 5" and hence her arms are tiny.

Shit is BBC filming 101 rules, some are even sub 5'.
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>>24955201
she looks asian, she could even be 4ft+
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>>24955211
I'm just under 6'3", 6" length and I'd kill to have a tiny Asian gf just to fucking dominant her in the bedroom.
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>>24955307
I wouldn't mind an Asian chick as well, but i probably wouldn't even be able to fit my entire dick in hr pussy. Since i hear they are built like toddlers.
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>>24954128
>7.5
>average

dumb cunt
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>>24954383
you can get hard? you shaved?
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>>24955369
>wouldn't even be able to fit my entire dick in hr pussy
lol dont get ahead of yourself senpai.

>oh man my dick is so big and every girl thats seen it said it was huge
>well the only girl who has seen it was my mom because im a virgin but same thing
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>>24955434
Asian spotted, not my fault you have a needle dick.
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>>24954603
fuck off normie trash
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>>24955434
What's it like having autism? Are you really good at word searches?
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>>24954383
this makes me feel better
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>>24955407
You'd be surprised, I've come across a lot of girls who seriously believe that most guys have 8 inches.
>"But all the guys I've been with have had at least 8 inches!"
>"Did you actually measure it?"
>"No?"
Dumb cunts indeed.
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>>24954383

laughing.jpg

What the fuck is that
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>>24955752
Doesn't matter, that guy who they think has 8 inches will remember how long and thick it was. Your dick is smaller and they will notice it.

Especially when its in them.
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>>24956317
We are talking about women's ability to judge size, not how big they want it.
>Tell girl that you have 6 inches
>Immediately starts talking about how you don't have to feel bad about your size
>That it's how you use it that counts
>Show dick
>tfw "That's not 6 inches anon, that's like 8"
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>>24954128
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahurfrg h djkhflgnd.ghuirbthj wj95u
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>>24954128
its 5 inches of left bended madness
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>>24956517
>>Show dick

i dont know that feel.
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>>24956616
Most of us don't.
But you could always catfish some girl with facial pictures of Chad and then send a pic of your actual dick
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