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Anyone here unironically own a katana or something similar like
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Anyone here unironically own a katana or something similar like a sword or a machete?
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>>24953608
i unironically own a kitchen knife
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>>24953608
Camp often. Own a machette
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>owned a ten dollar butterfly knife for a couple months
>never got very good at flipping it
>lost it in a government truck i was using

god works in mysterious ways to keep me from being a shit-tier shitlord
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I own the following:

2 machetes (1 kukri, my favourite)
7 wallhanger swords of which 2 are katanas
14 knives and daggers
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>>24953608
thats not a katana...
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Yes desu honestly to be honest family
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>>24953634
>>24953653
>>24953748
Do you use them often?
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I have a small fireaxe, some knives, and a full-sized halberd. I can't use the last one though.
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>>24953748
jeez man
i bet you could get a crit with that
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>>24953608
I own a Kukri, a couple Bowie knives and several authentic WW1 and WW2 knives.
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>>24953608
I own a 1911A1. Never fired it. I'm just a WWII buff.
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>>24953762
I sleep with it by my bed and imagine killing a burglar with it in the middle of the night, that's pretty much all the use I've gotten from it. And I pose with it occasionally while looking at myself in the mirror. One time I cut open a really old punching bag with it with just one swing
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inherited old machetes from some dead relatives
they all collect rust and dust
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>>24953608
are you fucking kidding me
of course i fucking do

got a whole bunch of shit
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>>24953833
Owning a gun for more than self-defense is for faggots.

Come at me /k/
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>owning cold weapons
Literally 2edgy
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>>24953762
I use one of the wallhanger swords as a plunger and a knife to open boxes and stuff. Other than that, no I don't use them.
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>>24953608
I've got a machete from when I did surveying in South America, nothing else like that though.
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Yeah, but I fence, so I guess it's slightly more socially acceptable.
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I own 3 throwing knives
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>>24953998
go to bed alex, it's 3:30 here.
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i own an kukri blade
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My father's ceremonial sword from the navy. More as a keepsake.
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>>24953904
what about sport shooting and suicide?
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>not owning some kind of blade besides a kitchen knife

Get a load of these plebs.
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>>24953608
I own many bladed weopons to fend off intruders. But none with only one ron.
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I unironically own all of those, as well as many other bladed and blunt weapons.
I also own a shitton of firearms as well.

It's not autistic though since it's a weapon collection I inherited and it's worth more than the rest of my shit combined, and I could live comfy for the rest of my life if I sold it. But I won't since some of items in it will only increase in value with time.
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We've been tooled up since 2007.
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>>24953608
I own a machete, but only because I used it to clear weeds on forest property.
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>>24953762
I have a machette, but it barely ever sees the light of day. the only time I ever use it is to clear bushes for a new trail at my camp
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I own a machete. I'm Latino and it gets rough down here. I've only had to use it twice.
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>>24957129
this is the machete I own, I doubt it could be used as a weapon or any edgy shit like that but it clears plants and bushes like a champ

I got it used for 20$ at a yard sale
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>>24957186
fuck sakes 3rd post
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>>24957199
Nice low-key bumping.
>checked
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>>24953608
My dad has multiple japanese swords in his bedroom
I sliced part of my finger off with one when I was about 9
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>>24953833
>Buys cheap ass Rock Island Armory 1911
>Doesn't shoot it.
Maximum retard.
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>>24953608
I have a toy lightsaber from 15 years ago
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>>24957252
how did your dad manage to reproduce
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>>24957835
you act as normie as possible until your gf/wife gives birth.
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I own a hickory bokken, two hickory shotos, and a white oak tanto. I don't take classes or anything like that so I only swing them around for fun from time to time. Much safer and cheaper than having real blades.
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>>24954038
Its khukuri, you fucking tourist.
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>>24953608
I used to own two wooden swords back wen I was younger. I read a shit ton of Shaman King though so that definitely had something to do with it.
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>>24958014

How much autism would you say you have?
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>>24953608
I own a bunch of machetes including a hand made Bhutanese machete. I've wanted to get a katana and some other swards for years, but they are somewhat expensive and aren't on the top of my list. plus, I wouldn't want my mom to accidentally open the box when it's delivered and ask me about it. At some point in the future I'll get some swards though.
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>>24958202
I dunno, about tree fiddy.
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