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>ywn convert Anzu to Orthodox Christianity and marry her >swn
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>ywn convert Anzu to Orthodox Christianity and marry her
>swn be your pure and lovely Christian wife

I want to die...
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>>24953457
>convert
>implying you need that in order to get together

I doubt she gives a fug about religious affiliation, just become a Chad and go meet her.
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>>24953457
You retarded slav or byzboo.
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>>24953457
She sure is a beauty!
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>ywn put a .500 S&W to the back of her head and paint the surrounding area with her brains
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>ywn ride anzu into shattrath
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>ywn smash her stupid fucking face in with a nice long piece of rebar
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>>24954984
She isn't even Muslim, but I want to convert her and marry her to secure a great victory over Islam.
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>>24955045
>butthurt roastie showing her autism
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>>24953457
How disgustingly cute she is. She must have great pride in how cute she looks.
I hate cute girls, because they're almost always out of reach or have to many problems or are liars. I just want to horribly corrupt her.
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>>24955177
Yeah but she's a woman. She will never be able to intellectually challenge a man.
IRL we shouldn't tell her she's cute, because that would be harmful to our strategy to marry her and turn her into a good Christian wife.
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hope that russia goes to war with turkey so you can give her refuge in your country.
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>>24955220
>Russia nukes Turkey
>Anzu is kill
;_;
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>>24955045
Nice photoshop skills you nigger
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>>24955113
>butthurt anzu autist showing his autism
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>>24955358
ah, it's you aussie shitposter
how you doin?
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>>24955379
Better than you no doubt

anzu replied to your message yet?
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>>24955410
mind your own business
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>>24953457
I swear my life I've never seen a girl as cute as anzu.

Most women I'm not even interested in. Especially here in America, the bimbo Stacey sluts disgust me. But even so, there's never been a girl who I saw and instantly felt she was amazingly cute. Once I saw anzu though, it was instant. God damn, she's my 10/10. I would do anything to make her my wife. I'd work did I break my bones, I'd do anything to make her mine. I am totally besmitten for the first time in my life by only simple pictures alone.

Help me robots, all other girls will only be less than her from now on but I know we will never be together.
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>>24956607
BACK THE F*CK OFF, SHE'S MINE!!!
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>>24956607
It must be a miserable existence to think you have any chance with some model that lives nowhere near you. This is why you robots are bitter and depressed. Your reality is out of whack.
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>>24953457
>2015
>giving a fuck about jew made religion

why are people so fucking stupid
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>>24956861
Original reply now.
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>>24955113
What's you point? There's barely any difference. She should stick with the makeup.
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>>24956817
I am neither bitter nor depressed, nor do I think I have any chance with her.

I am simply smitten by her beauty beyond all others. She may as well be a real life anime girl for all it matters to me. I just, well, it's hard to describe but I feel as if I finally fully understand when in folktales you hear about a man being captivated by some girl's beauty, or feeling elated at having a beautiful wife (before she turns out to just be that animal he rescued earlier). I used to wonder if a 10/10 even existed on this earth for me, but now I know she does, even if I may never speak to her.

>>24956719
>imblygig
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>>24957362
She's quite literally the perfect female.
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I go to the same uni as her in Istanbul, she studies graphic design(of course).

Whaddayawannaknow dumb fucks
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>>24957868
Too bad Bilkent University is in Ankara ;^)
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>>24957868
siktir
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>>24955113
Is this reallyyy anzu..?
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>>24956861
>jew made religion
Look at this fedora and laugh
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>>24958683
>christians literally don't know that jesus and his disciples as well as everyone that wrote in the bible was a jew

i guess you have to be retarded to be religious
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>>24953457
>attracted to cosplay girls
You do realize cosplay girls are just mentally ill Stacies who watch anime, right anon?
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Is she really a muslim?
Isn't show her face and hair like this haram?
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>>24958776
showing
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>>24958776
wow. its almost like among the 1.6 billion muslims in the world there is a diverse range of opinions about what Islam requires of them. its almost like muslims are human...
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>>24953457
>that feel when you weren't born into an ultra orthodox religious circle
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She's probably mostly a southern Slav anyway.
Turkish sandniggers enslaved Slavs for centuries. Most western Turks have Slavic and Greek blood in them. That's why some of them look white.
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>>24958630
She's a skillful user of wigs and makeup
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>>24958729
>christians literally don't know that jesus and his disciples as well as everyone that wrote in the bible was a jew

No they weren't. It was combination of Jews and Romans.

This is why no one takes fedoras seriously anymore, they don't understand cultural values, they understand spiritual values, they don't understand context. They are no different then degenerate fundamentalist and evangelical Christians.
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>>24958836
>look how edgy I am mom
Sure /pol/ is proud of you
But there's literally nothing wrong with being a muslim
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>>24959339
get your eyes checked friend no /pol/ here
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>>24959048
Do you think anzu could teach me how to be a cute trap?
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>>24959534
Being feminized by Anzu must be some class A fetish material. Man, if I ever start writing erotica again It'll be a story about just this.
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>>24959594
Where there's a wig there's a way! Nothing will prevent her from turning even the harshest males into cute weeb traps!

but seriously though it'd be nice if she had some more tutorials up
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>>24953457
>Marrying a bird
Desperation is crazy m8
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if you love Anzu so much why don't you create an archive of her pictures and create a mega/mediafire link for others to download?
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