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wat do? should i lie or tell the truth
>>24950986
only option now is dickpic
Why would you need to lie?
Respond "Nicholas Sarkozy"
>>24950986
If she insults your height just insult her weight.
respond and then ask her weight
>>24950986
tell her that you dont know because you dont remember the last time you gave a fuck about your height
ask how much she weighs
>>24950986
time to bail op.
>>24951037
go for this one
wow dawg
>>24950986
Reply with:
>I look down on most people.
>>24950986
Hey my name is Andrew too
what's up name buddy
So do you prefer to be called Andrew, Andy, or Drew?
>>24951135
wow did i not block that shit at all dude
go for it youngings, i have faith
>>24951178
"HAHA WOW REALLY?! XD"
>>24951178
now she has to do anal
simply put, tell her tits or gtfo
ask why she hasnt surrendered yet after seeing 6'3
>>24951135
he prefers faggot
>>24951422
you prefer anal
>>24951141
yeah you're screwed now, everyone knows who you are.
>>24950986
We can see the names, Andy and Anthony. Use an actual god damn image editor to censor the names, or don't censor them at all.
>>24951422
>>24951440
now kiss and make up
>>24951178
ask her: "Just out of curiosity how much do you weight?" or some shit like that, and if she says some shit about it triggering her tell her that she souldnt be so upset since she can change her weight but not her height
>>24950986
Drew is the god-tier Andrew nickname, OP. You done good.
Andy is literal shit-tier.
>>24951115
>4'11"
I knew it. It's always the midget-tier women who are the most vocal about height and how a man should be 6'+
>>24951701
My gf who's five foot tells me she doesn't feel safe with shorter guys.
>>24951701
her standards lmao
>>24951739
Get the fuck out normie
No one cares how you feel, most normie girls make me feel like shit because none of them care about guys, so why the fuck should anyone care how they feel?
>>24951595
*fist bump* thanks bruh
>>24951762
>implying most of the girls people message/have a crush on here aren't total fucking normies
Manlet calm down, I don't make the rules.
OP, where have you gone?
>>24951762
it doesnt always matter how they feel
>>24951701
As a short guy who has dated mainly taller girls, I can confirm this.
>>24951800
here i is, what should i say to this broad??
>>24951830
As the others suggested, ask her weight
no point doing the shit tier censor, what say ye good people?
>>24951796
That's what I'm saying, she's a fucking normie girl so she treats guys like shit. She deserves to not feel safe or to have her feelings ignored
>>24951802
Yes, all normie women expect their partner to cater to every feeling she has and pay very close attention to her, but will not give the same back
>>24951859
lets get them to fuck
>>24951859
>clayre
>butterface
>4'11"
you're not trying to hook up with this warpig, are you?
>>24951859
So is your conversation with this bitch going to go anywhere actually?
>>24951859
Just stop talking to her. Make her feel the shit that most normie women do
>>24951859
>glad we agree there
Sounds like you think tall guys are cute too, faggot.
Ask her how much she weighsthen say she's too fat for you.
>>24951890
i dont take tinder too seriously. kinda bad but its fun to lead girls on and just stop responding and unmatching them lol
>>24951898
He's not going to do that. This girl is probably his only match for months. He's not using a fake Chad profile either because he tried (read: failed) to block his and her name out
He's actually trying to fuck this midget, lmao
>>24951916
Because you're afraid to actually leave your house and get your dick wet?
Who gives a fuck about this, when are you going to stop chadding
>>24951898
This.
Ask her weight.
>>24951928
i would show you my full page but i cant censor shit dawg, dont worry though i know its rough for you. try jswipe, its jewish tinder, i think youll love it
>>24951946
Whoa, did I hit a nerve? She really is your only match, right? Fucking hell, must be rough FOR YOU
>>24950986
>seriously needing help here
>>24951972
haha nah no nerves, 2 inches away. woo
Ask weight its the only alpha move
>>24951931
he will lose it sometime
Your responses are a pain in the ass, OP. If you really are this tall, act like the alpha, this bitch wants you to be.
>>24951859
>How much do you weight just out of curiosity
only way nigger
>>24951928
at least he wouild get a chance to fucking her.
its like fucking a teen lolita . go for it OP . try to fuck her good in the pussy. i believe in you.
