hello bots Santa here, what would you like for Christmas?
Happiness, please.
I would like the people I love to be happy.
An Early and Accidental Death
>>24947965
Don''t go cheap on me Santa. I want:
>House
>Car
>Girlfriend (10/10 qt)
>Holiday of a lifetime all expenses paid (for two)
>A dodo skeleton to display in my bedroom (as in the extinct bird).
>some new socks
>>24947985
This one, Santa.
>>24947965
I want the desire to kill myself to go away for a few minutes
Happiness, please, but if you've run out then a gun would work just fine.
One of those 18-inch dildos
>>24947965
One person to talk to please!
a female to come into my life that genuinely cares about me and talks, and plays vidya with me. I don't care about relationships or sex anymore, I just don't want to be alone in this world anymore
>>24947965
Pussy and a lackluster blowjob.
Can I get dubs, please
>>24947965
I want to be a fool taller
A foreskin
Dear Santa,
Please kill me. I don't care how you do it, you can sit your fat sweaty milky ass on my face and suffocate me if you want, just please end my life.
The only person in their twenties that still believes in you,
Anon <3